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76 lines
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// White cards.
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/obj/item/weapon/deck/cah/var/list/card_text_list = list(
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"Those motherfucking carp",
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"Having sex in the maintenance tunnels",
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"Space 'Nam",
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"Space lesbians",
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"The Gardener getting SUPER high",
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"The Colony Director thinking they're a badass",
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"Being in a cult",
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"Racially biased lawsets",
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"An Unathi who WON'T STOP FIGHTING",
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"Tajara fetishists",
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"Bald thirty-year-olds",
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"A Chief Engineer who can't setup the engine",
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"Being sucked out into space",
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"Officer Beepsky",
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"Engineering",
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"The grey tide.",
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"The Research Director",
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"Fucking synths",
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"Man-eating purple pod plants",
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"Chemical sprayers filled with lube",
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"Librarians",
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"Squids",
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"Cats",
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"Lizards",
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"Apes",
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"Trees",
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"Supermatter undergarments",
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"Bluespace",
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"Five hundred rabid spiders",
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"Five hundred rabid diona nymphs",
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"Cable ties",
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"Rampant vending machines",
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"Positronic drink coasters",
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"Kitchen utensil anomalies",
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"Locked lockers",
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"Energy spatulas",
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"Flashbang gauntlets",
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"Carp",
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"Space whales",
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"Blu-sharks",
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"Fax machines",
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"Exquisite Pens",
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"Dr. Maxman's male enhancements",
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"Gyrating slimes",
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"Forehead-mounted laser weaponry",
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"Pelvis-mounted laser weaponry",
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"Cardboard cutouts",
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"An obscene amount of rubber ducks",
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"Brain cakes",
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"A drone's game of life.",
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"Anomaly suits",
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"A gardener smoking reishi",
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"Military-grade baseball bats",
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"Barricading the bar",
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"An irritatingly chipper robot",
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"Androids hanging out in the bar drinking beer",
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"Gear harnesses",
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"A seventeen-year-old Colony Director",
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"The throbbing erection that the HoS gets at the thought of shooting something",
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"Trying to stab someone and hugging them instead",
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"Waking up naked in the maintenance tunnels",
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"Horrible cloning accidents",
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"Licking the supermatter due to a dare",
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"A Quartermaster who WON'T STOP ordering guns",
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"Teaching a synthetic the Birds and the Bees",
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"Unnecessary surgery",
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"My addiction to spiders",
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"wetskrell.nt",
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"DOCTOR MAXMAN!",
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"A group of Skrell getting their squish on",
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"Enough soporific to put the entire station down",
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"Delicious Vietnamese cuisine"
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)
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