diff --git a/code/modules/events/untie_shoes.dm b/code/modules/events/untie_shoes.dm
index 17dd2ca8b2..21a98c31d6 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/untie_shoes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/untie_shoes.dm
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 	name = "Untied Shoes"
 	typepath = /datum/round_event/untied_shoes
 	weight = 50
-	max_occurrences = 10
+	max_occurrences = 5
 	alert_observers = FALSE
 	category = EVENT_CATEGORY_HEALTH
 	description = "Unties people's shoes, with a chance to knot them as well."
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
index d06442e544..bfd6c73388 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
@@ -647,18 +647,13 @@
 	var/list/dat = list()
 	if(stat == DEAD)
 		dat += "<span class='deadsay'>[p_they(TRUE)] appears to be dead.</span>"
-	if(getBruteLoss())
-		if(getBruteLoss() < (maxHealth / 10))
-			dat += span_warning("[p_they(TRUE)] looks bruised.")
-		else if(getBruteLoss() < (maxHealth / 2))
-			dat += span_warning("<B>[p_they(TRUE)] looks severely bruised.</B>")
+	else if(getBruteLoss())
+		if(health < (maxHealth * 0.15))
+			dat += span_warning("[p_they(TRUE)] looks critically injured.")
+		else if(health < (maxHealth * 0.5))
+			dat += span_warning("[p_they(TRUE)] looks severely injured.")
+		else if(health < (maxHealth * 0.85))
+			dat += span_warning("[p_they(TRUE)] looks injured.")
 		else
-			dat += span_warning("<B>[p_they(TRUE)] looks critically bruised and damaged.</B>")
-	if(getFireLoss())
-		if(getFireLoss() < (maxHealth / 10))
-			dat += span_warning("[p_they(TRUE)] looks burned.")
-		else if(getFireLoss() < (maxHealth / 2))
-			dat += span_warning("<B>[p_they(TRUE)] looks severely burned.</B>")
-		else
-			dat += span_warning("<B>[p_they(TRUE)] looks critically burned and blistered.</B>")
+			dat += span_warning("[p_they(TRUE)] looks slightly injured.")
 	return dat