Nuclear fist

code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/spellbook.dm

@@ -141,6 +141,11 @@
 	name = "Disintegrate"
 	spell_type = /obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/touch/disintegrate
 
+/datum/spellbook_entry/nuclearfist
+	name = "Nuclear Fist"
+	spell_type = /obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/touch/nuclear_fist
+	cost = 3
+
 /datum/spellbook_entry/disabletech
 	name = "Disable Tech"
 	spell_type = /obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/emplosion/disable_tech

code/modules/projectiles/projectile/magic.dm

@@ -508,3 +508,36 @@
 	var/turf/T = get_turf(target)
 	for(var/i=0, i<50, i+=10)
 		addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/explosion, T, -1, exp_heavy, exp_light, exp_flash, FALSE, FALSE, exp_fire), i)
+
+/obj/item/projectile/magic/nuclear
+	name = "\proper blazing manliness"
+	icon_state = "nuclear"
+	nodamage = TRUE
+	var/mob/living/victim = null
+
+/obj/item/projectile/magic/nuclear/on_hit(target)
+	new/obj/effect/temp_visual/nuclear(get_turf(src))
+	if(ismob(target))
+		if(target == victim)
+			return
+		visible_message("<span class='danger'>[victim] slams into [target] with explosive force!</span>")
+		explosion(src, 2, 3, 4, 0, 6, 0)
+		qdel(src)
+		return
+	else
+		victim.take_overall_damage(30,30)
+		explosion(src, -1, -1, -1, 0, 3, 0)
+		qdel(src)
+		return //Autistically making it return and qdel because for some reason it was blowing up three times?
+
+/obj/item/projectile/magic/nuclear/Destroy()
+	for(var/atom/movable/AM in contents)
+		AM.forceMove(get_turf(src))
+	. = ..()
+
+/obj/effect/temp_visual/nuclear //where's a good place to put this boi
+	icon = 'icons/effects/96x96.dmi'
+	icon_state = "slugboom"
+	randomdir = FALSE
+	duration = 60
+	pixel_x = -48

code/modules/spells/spell_types/godhand.dm

@@ -182,3 +182,42 @@
 
 	if(charges <= 0)
 		qdel(src)
+
+/obj/item/melee/touch_attack/nuclearfist
+	name = "\improper PURE MANLINESS"
+	desc = "SHOW THEM RAW POWER"
+	catchphrase = "I CAST FIST!"
+	on_use_sound = 'sound/weapons/mortar_long_whistle.ogg'
+	icon = 'icons/mecha/mecha_equipment.dmi'
+	icon_state = "mecha_honker"
+
+/obj/item/melee/touch_attack/nuclearfist/afterattack(atom/movable/target, mob/living/carbon/user, proximity)
+	if(!proximity || target == user || !ismob(target) || !iscarbon(user) || user.lying || user.handcuffed) //exploding after touching yourself would be bad
+		return
+	if(!user.can_speak_vocal())
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You can't get the words out!</span>")
+		return
+	var/mob/M = target
+	do_sparks(4, FALSE, M.loc)
+	for(var/mob/living/L in view(src, 7))
+		if(L != user)
+			L.flash_act(affect_silicon = FALSE)
+	var/atom/A = M.anti_magic_check()
+	if(A)
+		if(isitem(A))
+			target.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[target]'s [A] glows brightly as it wards off the spell!</span>")
+		user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>The feedback blows [user]'s arm off!</span>","<span class='userdanger'>The spell bounces from [M]'s skin back into your arm!</span>")
+		user.flash_act()
+		var/obj/item/bodypart/part = user.get_holding_bodypart_of_item(src)
+		if(part)
+			part.dismember()
+		return ..()
+	var/angle = dir2angle(get_dir(src, get_step_away(target, src)))
+	var/obj/item/projectile/magic/nuclear/P = new(get_turf(src))
+	P.victim = target
+	target.forceMove(P)
+	P.setAngle(angle)
+	P.original = user
+	P.firer = user
+	P.fire()
+	return ..()

code/modules/spells/spell_types/touch_attacks.dm

@@ -71,3 +71,15 @@
 
 	action_icon_state = "statue"
 	sound = 'sound/magic/fleshtostone.ogg'
+
+/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/touch/nuclear_fist
+	name = "Nuclear Fist"
+	desc = "This spell channels raw manliness, allowing you punch your enemies across the galaxy, causing them to detonate violently if hitting any other living being midflight."
+	hand_path = /obj/item/melee/touch_attack/nuclearfist
+
+	school = "evocation"
+	charge_max = 600
+	clothes_req = 1
+	cooldown_min = 200 //100 deciseconds reduction per rank
+
+	action_icon_state = "gib"