Merge pull request #12557 from silicons/life

Splits Life() into procs for physical and biological life processes in preparation for stasis beds

code/__DEFINES/dcs/signals.dm

@@ -232,6 +232,10 @@
 #define COMSIG_LIVING_STATUS_STAGGER "living_stagger"			//from base of mob/living/Stagger() (amount, update, ignore)
 	#define COMPONENT_NO_STUN 1			//For all of them
 
+#define COMSIG_LIVING_LIFE "life_tick"							//from base of mob/living/Life() (seconds, times_fired)
+	#define COMPONENT_INTERRUPT_LIFE_BIOLOGICAL 1		// interrupt biological processes
+	#define COMPONENT_INTERRUPT_LIFE_PHYSICAL 2			// interrupt physical handling
+
 // /mob/living/carbon signals
 #define COMSIG_CARBON_SOUNDBANG "carbon_soundbang"					//from base of mob/living/carbon/soundbang_act(): (list(intensity))
 #define COMSIG_CARBON_IDENTITY_TRANSFERRED_TO "carbon_id_transferred_to" //from datum/dna/transfer_identity(): (datum/dna, transfer_SE)

code/__DEFINES/spaceman_dmm.dm

@@ -6,10 +6,26 @@
 	#define RETURN_TYPE(X) set SpacemanDMM_return_type = X
 	#define SHOULD_CALL_PARENT(X) set SpacemanDMM_should_call_parent = X
 	#define UNLINT(X) SpacemanDMM_unlint(X)
+	#define SHOULD_NOT_OVERRIDE(X) set SpacemanDMM_should_not_override = X
+	#define SHOULD_NOT_SLEEP(X) set SpacemanDMM_should_not_sleep = X
+	#define SHOULD_BE_PURE(X) set SpacemanDMM_should_be_pure = X
+	#define PRIVATE_PROC(X) set SpacemanDMM_private_proc = X
+	#define PROTECTED_PROC(X) set SpacemanDMM_protected_proc = X
+	#define VAR_FINAL var/SpacemanDMM_final
+	#define VAR_PRIVATE var/SpacemanDMM_private
+	#define VAR_PROTECTED var/SpacemanDMM_protected
 #else
 	#define RETURN_TYPE(X)
 	#define SHOULD_CALL_PARENT(X)
 	#define UNLINT(X) X
+	#define SHOULD_NOT_OVERRIDE(X)
+	#define SHOULD_NOT_SLEEP(X)
+	#define SHOULD_BE_PURE(X)
+	#define PRIVATE_PROC(X)
+	#define PROTECTED_PROC(X)
+	#define VAR_FINAL var
+	#define VAR_PRIVATE var
+	#define VAR_PROTECTED var
 #endif
 
 /world/proc/enable_debugger()

code/_onclick/click.dm

@@ -76,7 +76,7 @@
 	if(check_click_intercept(params,A))
 		return
 
-	if(notransform)
+	if(mob_transforming)
 		return
 
 	if(SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_MOB_CLICKON, A, params) & COMSIG_MOB_CANCEL_CLICKON)

code/controllers/subsystem/npcpool.dm

@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@ SUBSYSTEM_DEF(npcpool)
 		var/mob/living/simple_animal/SA = currentrun[currentrun.len]
 		--currentrun.len
 
-		if(!SA.ckey && !SA.notransform)
+		if(!SA.ckey && !SA.mob_transforming)
 			if(SA.stat != DEAD)
 				SA.handle_automated_movement()
 			if(SA.stat != DEAD)

code/controllers/subsystem/ticker.dm

@@ -409,7 +409,7 @@ SUBSYSTEM_DEF(ticker)
 		var/mob/living = player.transfer_character()
 		if(living)
 			qdel(player)
-			living.notransform = TRUE
+			living.mob_transforming = TRUE
 			if(living.client)
 				if (living.client.prefs && living.client.prefs.auto_ooc)
 					if (living.client.prefs.chat_toggles & CHAT_OOC)
@@ -423,7 +423,7 @@ SUBSYSTEM_DEF(ticker)
 /datum/controller/subsystem/ticker/proc/release_characters(list/livings)
 	for(var/I in livings)
 		var/mob/living/L = I
-		L.notransform = FALSE
+		L.mob_transforming = FALSE
 
 /datum/controller/subsystem/ticker/proc/send_tip_of_the_round()
 	var/m

code/datums/brain_damage/split_personality.dm

@@ -123,7 +123,9 @@
 		trauma = _trauma
 	return ..()
 
-/mob/living/split_personality/Life()
+/mob/living/split_personality/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(QDELETED(body))
 		qdel(src) //in case trauma deletion doesn't already do it
 
@@ -132,8 +134,6 @@
 		trauma.switch_personalities()
 		qdel(trauma)
 
-	..()
-
 /mob/living/split_personality/Login()
 	..()
 	to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>As a split personality, you cannot do anything but observe. However, you will eventually gain control of your body, switching places with the current personality.</span>")

code/datums/cinematic.dm

@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(cinematics)
 /datum/cinematic
 	var/id = CINEMATIC_DEFAULT
 	var/list/watching = list() //List of clients watching this
-	var/list/locked = list() //Who had notransform set during the cinematic
+	var/list/locked = list() //Who had mob_transforming set during the cinematic
 	var/is_global = FALSE //Global cinematics will override mob-specific ones
 	var/obj/screen/cinematic/screen
 	var/datum/callback/special_callback //For special effects synced with animation (explosions after the countdown etc)
@@ -45,7 +45,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(cinematics)
 	GLOB.cinematics -= src
 	QDEL_NULL(screen)
 	for(var/mob/M in locked)
-		M.notransform = FALSE
+		M.mob_transforming = FALSE
 	return ..()
 
 /datum/cinematic/proc/play(watchers)
@@ -70,7 +70,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(cinematics)
 
 	for(var/mob/M in GLOB.mob_list)
 		if(M in watchers)
-			M.notransform = TRUE //Should this be done for non-global cinematics or even at all ?
+			M.mob_transforming = TRUE //Should this be done for non-global cinematics or even at all ?
 			locked += M
 			//Close watcher ui's
 			SStgui.close_user_uis(M)
@@ -79,7 +79,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(cinematics)
 				M.client.screen += screen
 		else
 			if(is_global)
-				M.notransform = TRUE
+				M.mob_transforming = TRUE
 				locked += M
 
 	//Actually play it
@@ -254,4 +254,4 @@ Nuke.Explosion()
 
 Narsie()
 	-> Cinematic(CULT,world)
-*/
+*/

code/datums/components/chasm.dm

@@ -109,7 +109,7 @@
 		AM.visible_message("<span class='boldwarning'>[AM] falls into [parent]!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>[oblivion_message]</span>")
 		if (isliving(AM))
 			var/mob/living/L = AM
-			L.notransform = TRUE
+			L.mob_transforming = TRUE
 			L.Paralyze(200)
 
 		var/oldtransform = AM.transform

code/datums/diseases/transformation.dm

@@ -52,9 +52,9 @@
 			to_chat(affected_mob, pick(stage5))
 		if(QDELETED(affected_mob))
 			return
-		if(affected_mob.notransform)
+		if(affected_mob.mob_transforming)
 			return
-		affected_mob.notransform = 1
+		affected_mob.mob_transforming = 1
 		for(var/obj/item/W in affected_mob.get_equipped_items(TRUE))
 			affected_mob.dropItemToGround(W)
 		for(var/obj/item/I in affected_mob.held_items)

code/game/objects/items/robot/robot_upgrades.dm

@@ -545,7 +545,7 @@
 			to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>This unit already has an expand module installed!</span>")
 			return FALSE
 
-		R.notransform = TRUE
+		R.mob_transforming = TRUE
 		var/prev_locked_down = R.locked_down
 		R.SetLockdown(1)
 		R.anchored = TRUE
@@ -559,7 +559,7 @@
 		if(!prev_locked_down)
 			R.SetLockdown(0)
 		R.anchored = FALSE
-		R.notransform = FALSE
+		R.mob_transforming = FALSE
 		R.resize = 2
 		R.hasExpanded = TRUE
 		R.update_transform()

code/modules/antagonists/blob/blob/blobs/blob_mobs.dm

@@ -103,7 +103,9 @@
 		factory.spores += src
 	. = ..()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/blob/blobspore/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/blob/blobspore/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(!is_zombie && isturf(src.loc))
 		for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in view(src,1)) //Only for corpse right next to/on same tile
 			if(H.stat == DEAD)
@@ -111,7 +113,6 @@
 				break
 	if(factory && z != factory.z)
 		death()
-	..()
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/blob/blobspore/proc/Zombify(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 	is_zombie = 1
@@ -233,39 +234,40 @@
 		return FALSE
 	return ..()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/blob/blobbernaut/Life()
-	if(..())
-		var/list/blobs_in_area = range(2, src)
-		if(independent)
-			return // strong independent blobbernaut that don't need no blob
-		var/damagesources = 0
-		if(!(locate(/obj/structure/blob) in blobs_in_area))
-			damagesources++
-		if(!factory)
-			damagesources++
-		else
-			if(locate(/obj/structure/blob/core) in blobs_in_area)
-				adjustHealth(-maxHealth*0.1)
-				var/obj/effect/temp_visual/heal/H = new /obj/effect/temp_visual/heal(get_turf(src)) //hello yes you are being healed
-				if(overmind)
-					H.color = overmind.blobstrain.complementary_color
-				else
-					H.color = "#000000"
-			if(locate(/obj/structure/blob/node) in blobs_in_area)
-				adjustHealth(-maxHealth*0.05)
-				var/obj/effect/temp_visual/heal/H = new /obj/effect/temp_visual/heal(get_turf(src))
-				if(overmind)
-					H.color = overmind.blobstrain.complementary_color
-				else
-					H.color = "#000000"
-		if(damagesources)
-			for(var/i in 1 to damagesources)
-				adjustHealth(maxHealth*0.025) //take 2.5% of max health as damage when not near the blob or if the naut has no factory, 5% if both
-			var/image/I = new('icons/mob/blob.dmi', src, "nautdamage", MOB_LAYER+0.01)
-			I.appearance_flags = RESET_COLOR
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/blob/blobbernaut/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
+	var/list/blobs_in_area = range(2, src)
+	if(independent)
+		return // strong independent blobbernaut that don't need no blob
+	var/damagesources = 0
+	if(!(locate(/obj/structure/blob) in blobs_in_area))
+		damagesources++
+	if(!factory)
+		damagesources++
+	else
+		if(locate(/obj/structure/blob/core) in blobs_in_area)
+			adjustHealth(-maxHealth*0.1)
+			var/obj/effect/temp_visual/heal/H = new /obj/effect/temp_visual/heal(get_turf(src)) //hello yes you are being healed
 			if(overmind)
-				I.color = overmind.blobstrain.complementary_color
-			flick_overlay_view(I, src, 8)
+				H.color = overmind.blobstrain.complementary_color
+			else
+				H.color = "#000000"
+		if(locate(/obj/structure/blob/node) in blobs_in_area)
+			adjustHealth(-maxHealth*0.05)
+			var/obj/effect/temp_visual/heal/H = new /obj/effect/temp_visual/heal(get_turf(src))
+			if(overmind)
+				H.color = overmind.blobstrain.complementary_color
+			else
+				H.color = "#000000"
+	if(damagesources)
+		for(var/i in 1 to damagesources)
+			adjustHealth(maxHealth*0.025) //take 2.5% of max health as damage when not near the blob or if the naut has no factory, 5% if both
+		var/image/I = new('icons/mob/blob.dmi', src, "nautdamage", MOB_LAYER+0.01)
+		I.appearance_flags = RESET_COLOR
+		if(overmind)
+			I.color = overmind.blobstrain.complementary_color
+		flick_overlay_view(I, src, 8)
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/blob/blobbernaut/adjustHealth(amount, updating_health = TRUE, forced = FALSE)
 	. = ..()

code/modules/antagonists/bloodsucker/powers/mesmerize.dm

@@ -129,10 +129,10 @@
 	target.Stun(power_time)
 	to_chat(L, "<span class='notice'>[target] is fixed in place by your hypnotic gaze.</span>")
 	target.next_move = world.time + power_time // <--- Use direct change instead. We want an unmodified delay to their next move //    target.changeNext_move(power_time) // check click.dm
-	target.notransform = TRUE // <--- Fuck it. We tried using next_move, but they could STILL resist. We're just doing a hard freeze.
+	target.mob_transforming = TRUE // <--- Fuck it. We tried using next_move, but they could STILL resist. We're just doing a hard freeze.
 	spawn(power_time)
 	if(istype(target) && success)
-		target.notransform = FALSE
+		target.mob_transforming = FALSE
 		if(istype(L) && target.stat == CONSCIOUS && (target in L.fov_view(10))) // They Woke Up! (Notice if within view)
 			to_chat(L, "<span class='warning'>[target] has snapped out of their trance.</span>")
 

code/modules/antagonists/bloodsucker/powers/trespass.dm

@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@
 	. = ..()
 	if(!.)
 		return
-	if(owner.notransform || !get_turf(owner))
+	if(owner.mob_transforming || !get_turf(owner))
 		return FALSE
 
 	return TRUE
@@ -83,7 +83,7 @@
 	// Freeze Me
 	user.next_move = world.time + mist_delay
 	user.Stun(mist_delay, ignore_canstun = TRUE)
-	user.notransform = TRUE
+	user.mob_transforming = TRUE
 	user.density = FALSE
 	var/invis_was = user.invisibility
 	user.invisibility = INVISIBILITY_MAXIMUM
@@ -106,7 +106,7 @@
 	user.dir = get_dir(my_turf, target_turf)
 	user.next_move = world.time + mist_delay / 2
 	user.Stun(mist_delay / 2, ignore_canstun = TRUE)
-	user.notransform = FALSE
+	user.mob_transforming = FALSE
 	user.density = 1
 	user.invisibility = invis_was
 

code/modules/antagonists/changeling/powers/humanform.dm

@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@
 	var/datum/changelingprofile/chosen_prof = changeling.get_dna(chosen_name)
 	if(!chosen_prof)
 		return
-	if(!user || user.notransform)
+	if(!user || user.mob_transforming)
 		return 0
 	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>We transform our appearance.</span>")
 

code/modules/antagonists/changeling/powers/lesserform.dm

@@ -11,9 +11,9 @@
 
 //Transform into a monkey.
 /obj/effect/proc_holder/changeling/lesserform/sting_action(mob/living/carbon/human/user)
-	if(!user || user.notransform)
+	if(!user || user.mob_transforming)
 		return 0
 	to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Our genes cry out!</span>")
 
 	user.monkeyize(TR_KEEPITEMS | TR_KEEPIMPLANTS | TR_KEEPORGANS | TR_KEEPDAMAGE | TR_KEEPVIRUS | TR_KEEPSE)
-	return TRUE
+	return TRUE

code/modules/antagonists/clockcult/clock_mobs/clockwork_marauder.dm

@@ -40,8 +40,9 @@
 	if(!shield_health)
 		return "<span class='warning'>Its shield has been destroyed!</span>"
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/clockwork/marauder/Life()
-	..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/clockwork/marauder/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
 	var/turf/open/space/S = isspaceturf(T)? T : null
 	var/less_space_damage

code/modules/antagonists/devil/imp/imp.dm

@@ -48,8 +48,9 @@
 	..()
 	boost = world.time + 30
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/imp/Life()
-	..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/imp/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(boost<world.time)
 		speed = 1
 	else

code/modules/antagonists/revenant/revenant.dm

@@ -107,7 +107,9 @@
 		mind.add_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/revenant)
 
 //Life, Stat, Hud Updates, and Say
-/mob/living/simple_animal/revenant/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/revenant/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(stasis)
 		return
 	if(revealed && essence <= 0)
@@ -120,14 +122,13 @@
 		to_chat(src, "<span class='revenboldnotice'>You are once more concealed.</span>")
 	if(unstun_time && world.time >= unstun_time)
 		unstun_time = 0
-		notransform = FALSE
+		mob_transforming = FALSE
 		to_chat(src, "<span class='revenboldnotice'>You can move again!</span>")
 	if(essence_regenerating && !inhibited && essence < essence_regen_cap) //While inhibited, essence will not regenerate
 		essence = min(essence_regen_cap, essence+essence_regen_amount)
 		update_action_buttons_icon() //because we update something required by our spells in life, we need to update our buttons
 	update_spooky_icon()
 	update_health_hud()
-	..()
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/revenant/Stat()
 	..()
@@ -218,7 +219,7 @@
 		return 0
 	stasis = TRUE
 	to_chat(src, "<span class='revendanger'>NO! No... it's too late, you can feel your essence [pick("breaking apart", "drifting away")]...</span>")
-	notransform = TRUE
+	mob_transforming = TRUE
 	revealed = TRUE
 	invisibility = 0
 	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/screech.ogg', 100, 1)
@@ -260,7 +261,7 @@
 		return
 	if(time <= 0)
 		return
-	notransform = TRUE
+	mob_transforming = TRUE
 	if(!unstun_time)
 		to_chat(src, "<span class='revendanger'>You cannot move!</span>")
 		unstun_time = world.time + time
@@ -271,7 +272,7 @@
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/revenant/proc/update_spooky_icon()
 	if(revealed)
-		if(notransform)
+		if(mob_transforming)
 			if(draining)
 				icon_state = icon_drain
 			else
@@ -320,7 +321,7 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/revenant/proc/death_reset()
 	revealed = FALSE
 	unreveal_time = 0
-	notransform = 0
+	mob_transforming = 0
 	unstun_time = 0
 	inhibited = FALSE
 	draining = FALSE

code/modules/antagonists/wizard/equipment/artefact.dm

@@ -369,7 +369,7 @@
 	var/mob/living/carbon/last_user
 
 /obj/item/warpwhistle/proc/interrupted(mob/living/carbon/user)
-	if(!user || QDELETED(src) || user.notransform)
+	if(!user || QDELETED(src) || user.mob_transforming)
 		on_cooldown = FALSE
 		return TRUE
 	return FALSE

code/modules/clothing/spacesuits/chronosuit.dm

@@ -84,7 +84,7 @@
 		user.alpha = 255
 		user.update_atom_colour()
 		user.animate_movement = FORWARD_STEPS
-		user.notransform = 0
+		user.mob_transforming = 0
 		user.anchored = FALSE
 		teleporting = 0
 		for(var/obj/item/I in user.held_items)
@@ -125,7 +125,7 @@
 			ADD_TRAIT(I, TRAIT_NODROP, CHRONOSUIT_TRAIT)
 		user.animate_movement = NO_STEPS
 		user.changeNext_move(8 + phase_in_ds)
-		user.notransform = 1
+		user.mob_transforming = 1
 		user.anchored = TRUE
 		user.Stun(INFINITY)
 

code/modules/holiday/halloween/jacqueen.dm

@@ -56,8 +56,9 @@
 	cached_z = z
 	poof()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/jacq/Life()
-	..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/jacq/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(!ckey)
 		if((last_poof+3 MINUTES) < world.realtime)
 			poof()

code/modules/mining/lavaland/necropolis_chests.dm

@@ -492,7 +492,7 @@
 	setDir(user.dir)
 
 	user.forceMove(src)
-	user.notransform = TRUE
+	user.mob_transforming = TRUE
 	user.status_flags |= GODMODE
 
 	can_destroy = FALSE
@@ -501,7 +501,7 @@
 
 /obj/effect/immortality_talisman/proc/unvanish(mob/user)
 	user.status_flags &= ~GODMODE
-	user.notransform = FALSE
+	user.mob_transforming = FALSE
 	user.forceMove(get_turf(src))
 
 	user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] pops back into reality!</span>")

code/modules/mob/dead/dead.dm

@@ -68,7 +68,7 @@ INITIALIZE_IMMEDIATE(/mob/dead)
 	set category = "OOC"
 	set name = "Server Hop!"
 	set desc= "Jump to the other server"
-	if(notransform)
+	if(mob_transforming)
 		return
 	var/list/csa = CONFIG_GET(keyed_list/cross_server)
 	var/pick
@@ -93,9 +93,9 @@ INITIALIZE_IMMEDIATE(/mob/dead)
 	to_chat(C, "<span class='notice'>Sending you to [pick].</span>")
 	new /obj/screen/splash(C)
 
-	notransform = TRUE
+	mob_transforming = TRUE
 	sleep(29)	//let the animation play
-	notransform = FALSE
+	mob_transforming = FALSE
 
 	if(!C)
 		return

code/modules/mob/living/bloodcrawl.dm

@@ -37,10 +37,10 @@
 		C.put_in_hands(B1)
 		C.put_in_hands(B2)
 		C.regenerate_icons()
-	src.notransform = TRUE
+	src.mob_transforming = TRUE
 	spawn(0)
 		bloodpool_sink(B)
-		src.notransform = FALSE
+		src.mob_transforming = FALSE
 	return 1
 
 /mob/living/proc/bloodpool_sink(obj/effect/decal/cleanable/B)
@@ -155,7 +155,7 @@
 	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, /atom/.proc/remove_atom_colour, TEMPORARY_COLOUR_PRIORITY, newcolor), 6 SECONDS)
 
 /mob/living/proc/phasein(obj/effect/decal/cleanable/B)
-	if(src.notransform)
+	if(src.mob_transforming)
 		to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>Finish eating first!</span>")
 		return 0
 	B.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[B] starts to bubble...</span>")

code/modules/mob/living/brain/life.dm

@@ -1,11 +1,7 @@
 
-/mob/living/brain/Life()
-	set invisibility = 0
-	if (notransform)
+/mob/living/brain/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
 		return
-	if(!loc)
-		return
-	. = ..()
 	handle_emp_damage()
 
 /mob/living/brain/update_stat()

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/life.dm

@@ -1,14 +1,10 @@
-
-
-/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/Life()
-	set invisibility = 0
-	if (notransform)
+/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
 		return
-	if(..()) //not dead
-		// GROW!
-		if(amount_grown < max_grown)
-			amount_grown++
-			update_icons()
+	// GROW!
+	if(amount_grown < max_grown)
+		amount_grown++
+		update_icons()
 
 
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/update_stat()

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/life.dm

@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
-/mob/living/carbon/alien/Life()
+/mob/living/carbon/alien/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	findQueen()
-	return..()
 
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/check_breath(datum/gas_mixture/breath)
 	if(status_flags & GODMODE)

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/special/alien_embryo.dm

@@ -92,7 +92,7 @@
 	ghost.transfer_ckey(new_xeno, FALSE)
 	SEND_SOUND(new_xeno, sound('sound/voice/hiss5.ogg',0,0,0,100))	//To get the player's attention
 	new_xeno.Paralyze(6)
-	new_xeno.notransform = TRUE
+	new_xeno.mob_transforming = TRUE
 	new_xeno.invisibility = INVISIBILITY_MAXIMUM
 
 	sleep(6)
@@ -102,7 +102,7 @@
 
 	if(new_xeno)
 		new_xeno.SetParalyzed(0)
-		new_xeno.notransform = FALSE
+		new_xeno.mob_transforming = FALSE
 		new_xeno.invisibility = 0
 
 	var/mob/living/carbon/old_owner = owner

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm

@@ -18,32 +18,21 @@
 #define THERMAL_PROTECTION_HAND_LEFT	0.025
 #define THERMAL_PROTECTION_HAND_RIGHT	0.025
 
-/mob/living/carbon/human/Life(seconds, times_fired)
-	set invisibility = 0
-	if (notransform)
+/mob/living/carbon/human/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
 		return
+	handle_active_genes()
+	//heart attack stuff
+	handle_heart()
+	dna.species.spec_life(src) // for mutantraces
+	return (stat != DEAD) && !QDELETED(src)
 
-	. = ..()
-
-	if (QDELETED(src))
-		return 0
-
-	if(.) //not dead
-		handle_active_genes()
-
-	if(stat != DEAD)
-		//heart attack stuff
-		handle_heart()
-
+/mob/living/carbon/human/PhysicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	//Update our name based on whether our face is obscured/disfigured
 	name = get_visible_name()
 
-	dna.species.spec_life(src) // for mutantraces
-
-	if(stat != DEAD)
-		return 1
-
-
 /mob/living/carbon/human/calculate_affecting_pressure(pressure)
 	var/headless = !get_bodypart(BODY_ZONE_HEAD) //should the mob be perennially headless (see dullahans), we only take the suit into account, so they can into space.
 	if (wear_suit && istype(wear_suit, /obj/item/clothing) && (headless || (head && istype(head, /obj/item/clothing))))

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/jellypeople.dm

@@ -239,7 +239,7 @@
 		"<span class='notice'>You focus intently on moving your body while \
 		standing perfectly still...</span>")
 
-	H.notransform = TRUE
+	H.mob_transforming = TRUE
 
 	if(do_after(owner, delay=60, needhand=FALSE, target=owner, progress=TRUE))
 		if(H.blood_volume >= BLOOD_VOLUME_SLIME_SPLIT)
@@ -249,7 +249,7 @@
 	else
 		to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>...but fail to stand perfectly still!</span>")
 
-	H.notransform = FALSE
+	H.mob_transforming = FALSE
 
 /datum/action/innate/split_body/proc/make_dupe()
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = owner
@@ -267,7 +267,7 @@
 	spare.Move(get_step(H.loc, pick(NORTH,SOUTH,EAST,WEST)))
 
 	H.blood_volume *= 0.45
-	H.notransform = 0
+	H.mob_transforming = 0
 
 	var/datum/species/jelly/slime/origin_datum = H.dna.species
 	origin_datum.bodies |= spare

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm

@@ -1,29 +1,19 @@
-/mob/living/carbon/Life()
-	set invisibility = 0
-
-	if(notransform)
-		return
-
-	if(damageoverlaytemp)
-		damageoverlaytemp = 0
-		update_damage_hud()
-
+/mob/living/carbon/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(stat == DEAD)
+		return FALSE
 	//Reagent processing needs to come before breathing, to prevent edge cases.
 	handle_organs()
-
-	. = ..()
-
-	if (QDELETED(src))
+	if(!(. = ..()))
 		return
-
-	if(.) //not dead
-		handle_blood()
-
+	handle_blood()
+	// handle_blood *could* kill us.
+	// we should probably have a better system for if we need to check for death or something in the future hmw
 	if(stat != DEAD)
 		var/bprv = handle_bodyparts()
 		if(bprv & BODYPART_LIFE_UPDATE_HEALTH)
 			updatehealth()
 	update_stamina()
+	doSprintBufferRegen()
 
 	if(stat != DEAD)
 		handle_brain_damage()
@@ -35,12 +25,17 @@
 		stop_sound_channel(CHANNEL_HEARTBEAT)
 		handle_death()
 		rot()
+		. = FALSE
 
 	//Updates the number of stored chemicals for powers
 	handle_changeling()
 
-	if(stat != DEAD)
-		return 1
+/mob/living/carbon/PhysicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
+	if(damageoverlaytemp)
+		damageoverlaytemp = 0
+		update_damage_hud()
 
 //Procs called while dead
 /mob/living/carbon/proc/handle_death()

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/monkey/life.dm

@@ -3,30 +3,26 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/monkey
 
 
-/mob/living/carbon/monkey/Life()
-	set invisibility = 0
-
-	if (notransform)
+/mob/living/carbon/monkey/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
 		return
-
-	if(..())
-
-		if(!client)
-			if(stat == CONSCIOUS)
-				if(on_fire || buckled || restrained() || (!CHECK_MOBILITY(src, MOBILITY_STAND) && CHECK_MOBILITY(src, MOBILITY_MOVE))) //CIT CHANGE - makes it so monkeys attempt to resist if they're resting)
-					if(!resisting && prob(MONKEY_RESIST_PROB))
-						resisting = TRUE
-						walk_to(src,0)
-						resist()
-				else if(resisting)
-					resisting = FALSE
-				else if((mode == MONKEY_IDLE && !pickupTarget && !prob(MONKEY_SHENANIGAN_PROB)) || !handle_combat())
-					if(prob(25) && CHECK_MOBILITY(src, MOBILITY_MOVE) && isturf(loc) && !pulledby)
-						step(src, pick(GLOB.cardinals))
-					else if(prob(1))
-						emote(pick("scratch","jump","roll","tail"))
-			else
+	if(client)
+		return
+	if(stat == CONSCIOUS)
+		if(on_fire || buckled || restrained() || (!CHECK_MOBILITY(src, MOBILITY_STAND) && CHECK_MOBILITY(src, MOBILITY_MOVE))) //CIT CHANGE - makes it so monkeys attempt to resist if they're resting)
+			if(!resisting && prob(MONKEY_RESIST_PROB))
+				resisting = TRUE
 				walk_to(src,0)
+				resist()
+		else if(resisting)
+			resisting = FALSE
+		else if((mode == MONKEY_IDLE && !pickupTarget && !prob(MONKEY_SHENANIGAN_PROB)) || !handle_combat())
+			if(prob(25) && CHECK_MOBILITY(src, MOBILITY_MOVE) && isturf(loc) && !pulledby)
+				step(src, pick(GLOB.cardinals))
+			else if(prob(1))
+				emote(pick("scratch","jump","roll","tail"))
+	else
+		walk_to(src,0)
 
 /mob/living/carbon/monkey/handle_mutations_and_radiation()
 	if(radiation)

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/monkey/punpun.dm

@@ -31,11 +31,12 @@
 	if(relic_mask)
 		equip_to_slot_or_del(new relic_mask, SLOT_WEAR_MASK)
 
-/mob/living/carbon/monkey/punpun/Life()
+/mob/living/carbon/monkey/punpun/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(!stat && SSticker.current_state == GAME_STATE_FINISHED && !memory_saved)
 		Write_Memory(FALSE, FALSE)
 		memory_saved = TRUE
-	..()
 
 /mob/living/carbon/monkey/punpun/death(gibbed)
 	if(!memory_saved)

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/update_icons.dm

@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@
 		overlays_standing[cache_index] = null
 
 /mob/living/carbon/regenerate_icons()
-	if(notransform)
+	if(mob_transforming)
 		return 1
 	update_inv_hands()
 	update_inv_handcuffed()

code/modules/mob/living/life.dm

@@ -1,12 +1,20 @@
+/**
+  * Called by SSmobs at (hopefully) an interval of 1 second.
+  * Splits off into PhysicalLife() and BiologicalLife(). Override those instead of this.
+  */
 /mob/living/proc/Life(seconds, times_fired)
-	set waitfor = FALSE
-	set invisibility = 0
+	set waitfor = FALSE		// yeah hey we're kind of on a subsystem, no sleeping will be tolerated here!
+	if(mob_transforming)
+		return
 
-	if(digitalinvis)
-		handle_diginvis() //AI becomes unable to see mob
+	. = SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_LIVING_LIFE, seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. & COMPONENT_INTERRUPT_LIFE_PHYSICAL))
+		PhysicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. & COMPONENT_INTERRUPT_LIFE_BIOLOGICAL))
+		BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
 
-	if((movement_type & FLYING) && !(movement_type & FLOATING))	//TODO: Better floating
-		float(on = TRUE)
+	// CODE BELOW SHOULD ONLY BE THINGS THAT SHOULD HAPPEN NO MATTER WHAT AND CAN NOT BE SUSPENDED!
+	// Otherwise, it goes into one of the two split Life procs!
 
 	if (client)
 		var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
@@ -30,28 +38,54 @@
 		log_game("Z-TRACKING: [src] of type [src.type] has a Z-registration despite not having a client.")
 		update_z(null)
 
-	if (notransform)
-		return
-	if(!loc)
-		return
-	var/datum/gas_mixture/environment = loc.return_air()
-
-	if(stat != DEAD)
-		//Mutations and radiation
-		handle_mutations_and_radiation()
-
-	if(stat != DEAD)
-		//Breathing, if applicable
-		handle_breathing(times_fired)
-
+/**
+  * Handles biological life processes like chemical metabolism, breathing, etc
+  * Returns TRUE or FALSE based on if we were interrupted. This is used by overridden variants to check if they should stop.
+  */
+/mob/living/proc/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
 	handle_diseases()// DEAD check is in the proc itself; we want it to spread even if the mob is dead, but to handle its disease-y properties only if you're not.
 
-	if (QDELETED(src)) // diseases can qdel the mob via transformations
-		return
+	// Everything after this shouldn't process while dead (as of the time of writing)
+	if(stat == DEAD)
+		return FALSE
 
-	if(stat != DEAD)
-		//Random events (vomiting etc)
-		handle_random_events()
+	//Mutations and radiation
+	handle_mutations_and_radiation()
+
+	//Breathing, if applicable
+	handle_breathing(times_fired)
+
+	if (QDELETED(src)) // diseases can qdel the mob via transformations
+		return FALSE
+
+	//Random events (vomiting etc)
+	handle_random_events()
+
+	//stuff in the stomach
+	handle_stomach()
+
+	handle_block_parry(seconds)
+
+	// These two MIGHT need to be moved to base Life() if we get any in the future that's a "physical" effect that needs to fire even while in stasis.
+	handle_traits() // eye, ear, brain damages
+	handle_status_effects() //all special effects, stun, knockdown, jitteryness, hallucination, sleeping, etc
+	return TRUE
+
+/**
+  * Handles physical life processes like being on fire. Don't ask why this is considered "Life".
+  * Returns TRUE or FALSE based on if we were interrupted. This is used by overridden variants to check if they should stop.
+  */
+/mob/living/proc/PhysicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(digitalinvis)
+		handle_diginvis() //AI becomes unable to see mob
+
+	if((movement_type & FLYING) && !(movement_type & FLOATING))	//TODO: Better floating
+		float(on = TRUE)
+
+	if(!loc)
+		return FALSE
+
+	var/datum/gas_mixture/environment = loc.return_air()
 
 	//Handle temperature/pressure differences between body and environment
 	if(environment)
@@ -59,23 +93,11 @@
 
 	handle_fire()
 
-	//stuff in the stomach
-	handle_stomach()
-
 	handle_gravity()
 
-	handle_block_parry(seconds)
-
 	if(machine)
 		machine.check_eye(src)
-
-	if(stat != DEAD)
-		handle_traits() // eye, ear, brain damages
-	if(stat != DEAD)
-		handle_status_effects() //all special effects, stun, knockdown, jitteryness, hallucination, sleeping, etc
-
-	if(stat != DEAD)
-		return 1
+	return TRUE
 
 /mob/living/proc/handle_breathing(times_fired)
 	return
@@ -168,4 +190,4 @@
 /mob/living/proc/handle_high_gravity(gravity)
 	if(gravity >= GRAVITY_DAMAGE_TRESHOLD) //Aka gravity values of 3 or more
 		var/grav_stregth = gravity - GRAVITY_DAMAGE_TRESHOLD
-		adjustBruteLoss(min(grav_stregth,3))
+		adjustBruteLoss(min(grav_stregth,3))

code/modules/mob/living/silicon/ai/life.dm

@@ -3,48 +3,48 @@
 #define POWER_RESTORATION_SEARCH_APC 2
 #define POWER_RESTORATION_APC_FOUND 3
 
-/mob/living/silicon/ai/Life()
-	if (stat == DEAD)
+/mob/living/silicon/ai/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
 		return
-	else //I'm not removing that shitton of tabs, unneeded as they are. -- Urist
+	//I'm not removing that shitton of tabs, unneeded as they are. -- Urist
 		//Being dead doesn't mean your temperature never changes
 
-		update_gravity(mob_has_gravity())
+	update_gravity(mob_has_gravity())
 
-		handle_status_effects()
+	handle_status_effects()
 
-		if(malfhack && malfhack.aidisabled)
-			deltimer(malfhacking)
-			// This proc handles cleanup of screen notifications and
-			// messenging the client
-			malfhacked(malfhack)
+	if(malfhack && malfhack.aidisabled)
+		deltimer(malfhacking)
+		// This proc handles cleanup of screen notifications and
+		// messenging the client
+		malfhacked(malfhack)
 
-		if(isturf(loc) && (QDELETED(eyeobj) || !eyeobj.loc))
-			view_core()
+	if(isturf(loc) && (QDELETED(eyeobj) || !eyeobj.loc))
+		view_core()
 
-		if(machine)
-			machine.check_eye(src)
+	if(machine)
+		machine.check_eye(src)
 
-		// Handle power damage (oxy)
-		if(aiRestorePowerRoutine)
-			// Lost power
-			adjustOxyLoss(1)
-		else
-			// Gain Power
-			if(getOxyLoss())
-				adjustOxyLoss(-1)
+	// Handle power damage (oxy)
+	if(aiRestorePowerRoutine)
+		// Lost power
+		adjustOxyLoss(1)
+	else
+		// Gain Power
+		if(getOxyLoss())
+			adjustOxyLoss(-1)
 
-		if(!lacks_power())
-			var/area/home = get_area(src)
-			if(home.powered(EQUIP))
-				home.use_power(1000, EQUIP)
+	if(!lacks_power())
+		var/area/home = get_area(src)
+		if(home.powered(EQUIP))
+			home.use_power(1000, EQUIP)
 
-			if(aiRestorePowerRoutine >= POWER_RESTORATION_SEARCH_APC)
-				ai_restore_power()
-				return
+		if(aiRestorePowerRoutine >= POWER_RESTORATION_SEARCH_APC)
+			ai_restore_power()
+			return
 
-		else if(!aiRestorePowerRoutine)
-			ai_lose_power()
+	else if(!aiRestorePowerRoutine)
+		ai_lose_power()
 
 /mob/living/silicon/ai/proc/lacks_power()
 	var/turf/T = get_turf(src)

code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/pai.dm

@@ -146,10 +146,11 @@
 	if(possible_chassis[chassis])
 		AddElement(/datum/element/mob_holder, chassis, 'icons/mob/pai_item_head.dmi', 'icons/mob/pai_item_rh.dmi', 'icons/mob/pai_item_lh.dmi', ITEM_SLOT_HEAD)
 
-/mob/living/silicon/pai/Life()
+/mob/living/silicon/pai/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(hacking)
 		process_hack()
-	return ..()
 
 /mob/living/silicon/pai/proc/process_hack()
 
@@ -282,17 +283,19 @@
 	. = ..()
 	. += "A personal AI in holochassis mode. Its master ID string seems to be [master]."
 
-/mob/living/silicon/pai/Life()
-	if(stat == DEAD)
-		return
+/mob/living/silicon/pai/PhysicalLife()
+	. = ..()
 	if(cable)
 		if(get_dist(src, cable) > 1)
 			var/turf/T = get_turf(src.loc)
 			T.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src.cable] rapidly retracts back into its spool.</span>", "<span class='italics'>You hear a click and the sound of wire spooling rapidly.</span>")
 			qdel(src.cable)
 			cable = null
+
+/mob/living/silicon/pai/BiologicalLife()
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	silent = max(silent - 1, 0)
-	. = ..()
 
 /mob/living/silicon/pai/updatehealth()
 	if(status_flags & GODMODE)

code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/life.dm

@@ -1,9 +1,6 @@
-/mob/living/silicon/robot/Life()
-	set invisibility = 0
-	if (src.notransform)
+/mob/living/silicon/robot/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
 		return
-
-	..()
 	adjustOxyLoss(-10) //we're a robot!
 	handle_robot_hud_updates()
 	handle_robot_cell()

code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/robot_modules.dm

@@ -259,7 +259,7 @@
 	var/prev_locked_down = R.locked_down
 	sleep(1)
 	flick("[cyborg_base_icon]_transform", R)
-	R.notransform = TRUE
+	R.mob_transforming = TRUE
 	R.SetLockdown(1)
 	R.anchored = TRUE
 	sleep(1)
@@ -270,7 +270,7 @@
 		R.SetLockdown(0)
 	R.setDir(SOUTH)
 	R.anchored = FALSE
-	R.notransform = FALSE
+	R.mob_transforming = FALSE
 	R.update_headlamp()
 	R.notify_ai(NEW_MODULE)
 	if(R.hud_used)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/astral.dm

@@ -62,7 +62,7 @@
 			log_reagent("FERMICHEM: [src] has astrally transmitted [message] into [A]")
 
 //Delete the mob if there's no mind! Pay that mob no mind.
-/mob/living/simple_animal/astral/Life()
-	if(!mind)
-		qdel(src)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/astral/PhysicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
 	. = ..()
+	if(!mind && !QDELETED(src))
+		qdel(src)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/cat.dm

@@ -115,13 +115,14 @@
 	Read_Memory()
 	. = ..()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat/Runtime/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat/Runtime/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(!cats_deployed && SSticker.current_state >= GAME_STATE_SETTING_UP)
 		Deploy_The_Cats()
 	if(!stat && SSticker.current_state == GAME_STATE_FINISHED && !memory_saved)
 		Write_Memory()
 		memory_saved = TRUE
-	..()
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat/Runtime/make_babies()
 	var/mob/baby = ..()
@@ -177,7 +178,9 @@
 	gold_core_spawnable = NO_SPAWN
 	unique_pet = TRUE
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(!stat && !buckled && !client)
 		if(prob(1))
 			emote("me", EMOTE_VISIBLE, pick("stretches out for a belly rub.", "wags its tail.", "lies down."))
@@ -269,8 +272,9 @@
 		to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>Your name is now <b>\"new_name\"</b>!</span>")
 		name = new_name
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat/cak/Life()
-	..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat/cak/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(stat)
 		return
 	if(health < maxHealth)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/crab.dm

@@ -27,8 +27,9 @@
 	var/obj/item/inventory_mask
 	gold_core_spawnable = FRIENDLY_SPAWN
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/crab/Life()
-	..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/crab/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	//CRAB movement
 	if(!ckey && !stat)
 		if(isturf(loc) && !resting && !buckled)		//This is so it only moves if it's not inside a closet, gentics machine, etc.

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/dog.dm

@@ -366,11 +366,12 @@
 		RemoveElement(/datum/element/mob_holder, held_icon)
 		AddElement(/datum/element/mob_holder, "old_corgi")
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/corgi/Ian/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/corgi/Ian/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(!stat && SSticker.current_state == GAME_STATE_FINISHED && !memory_saved)
 		Write_Memory(FALSE)
 		memory_saved = TRUE
-	..()
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/corgi/Ian/death()
 	if(!memory_saved)
@@ -419,8 +420,9 @@
 	fdel(json_file)
 	WRITE_FILE(json_file, json_encode(file_data))
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/corgi/Ian/Life()
-	..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/corgi/Ian/BiologicalLife()
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 
 	//Feeding, chasing food, FOOOOODDDD
 	if(!stat && CHECK_MULTIPLE_BITFIELDS(mobility_flags, MOBILITY_STAND|MOBILITY_MOVE) && !buckled)
@@ -490,8 +492,9 @@
 	nofur = TRUE
 	unique_pet = TRUE
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/corgi/narsie/Life()
-	..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/corgi/narsie/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	for(var/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/P in range(1, src))
 		if(P != src && prob(5))
 			visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] devours [P]!</span>", \
@@ -615,8 +618,9 @@
 		return
 	..()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/corgi/Lisa/Life()
-	..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/corgi/Lisa/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 
 	make_babies()
 
@@ -628,8 +632,9 @@
 					setDir(i)
 					sleep(1)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/pug/Life()
-	..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/pug/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(!stat && CHECK_MULTIPLE_BITFIELDS(mobility_flags, MOBILITY_STAND|MOBILITY_MOVE) && !buckled)
 		if(prob(1))
 			emote("me", EMOTE_VISIBLE, pick("chases its tail."))

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/farm_animals.dm

@@ -46,9 +46,10 @@
 	udder = null
 	return ..()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/goat/Life()
-	. = ..()
-	if(.)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/goat/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
+	if(stat == CONSCIOUS)
 		//chance to go crazy and start wacking stuff
 		if(!enemies.len && prob(1))
 			Retaliate()
@@ -57,7 +58,6 @@
 			enemies = list()
 			LoseTarget()
 			src.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src] calms down.</span>")
-	if(stat == CONSCIOUS)
 		udder.generateMilk(milk_reagent)
 		eat_plants()
 		if(!pulledby)
@@ -160,8 +160,9 @@
 	else
 		return ..()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/cow/Life()
-	. = ..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/cow/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(stat == CONSCIOUS)
 		udder.generateMilk(milk_reagent)
 
@@ -244,9 +245,8 @@
 	pixel_x = rand(-6, 6)
 	pixel_y = rand(0, 10)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/chick/Life()
-	. =..()
-	if(!.)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/chick/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
 		return
 	if(!stat && !ckey)
 		amount_grown += rand(1,2)
@@ -254,8 +254,9 @@
 			new /mob/living/simple_animal/chicken(src.loc)
 			qdel(src)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/chick/holo/Life()
-	..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/chick/holo/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	amount_grown = 0
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/chicken
@@ -328,9 +329,8 @@
 	else
 		..()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/chicken/Life()
-	. =..()
-	if(!.)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/chicken/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
 		return
 	if((!stat && prob(3) && eggsleft > 0) && egg_type)
 		visible_message("<span class='alertalien'>[src] [pick(layMessage)]</span>")
@@ -403,9 +403,8 @@
 	. = ..()
 	++kiwi_count
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/kiwi/Life()
-	. =..()
-	if(!.)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/kiwi/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
 		return
 	if((!stat && prob(3) && eggsleft > 0) && egg_type)
 		visible_message("[src] [pick(layMessage)]")
@@ -478,9 +477,8 @@
 	pixel_x = rand(-6, 6)
 	pixel_y = rand(0, 10)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/babyKiwi/Life()
-	. =..()
-	if(!.)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/babyKiwi/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
 		return
 	if(!stat && !ckey)
 		amount_grown += rand(1,2)
@@ -546,4 +544,4 @@
 	health = 75
 	maxHealth = 75
 	blood_volume = BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL
-	footstep_type = FOOTSTEP_MOB_SHOE
+	footstep_type = FOOTSTEP_MOB_SHOE

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/plushie.dm

@@ -72,8 +72,8 @@
 		qdel(src)
 
 //low regen over time
-/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/plushie/Life()
-	if(stat)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/plushie/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
 		return
 	if(health < maxHealth)
 		heal_overall_damage(5) //Decent life regen, they're not able to hurt anyone so this shouldn't be an issue (butterbear for reference has 10 regen)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/guardian.dm

@@ -160,7 +160,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(parasites) //all currently existing/living guardians
 	to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>Your new name <span class='name'>[new_name]</span> anchors itself in your mind.</span>")
 	fully_replace_character_name(null, new_name)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian/Life() //Dies if the summoner dies
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian/PhysicalLife() //Dies if the summoner dies
 	. = ..()
 	update_health_hud() //we need to update all of our health displays to match our summoner and we can't practically give the summoner a hook to do it
 	med_hud_set_health()

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/types/assassin.dm

@@ -19,8 +19,9 @@
 	. = ..()
 	stealthcooldown = 0
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian/assassin/Life()
-	. = ..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian/assassin/PhysicalLife()
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	updatestealthalert()
 	if(loc == summoner && toggle)
 		ToggleMode(0)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/types/charger.dm

@@ -11,8 +11,9 @@
 	var/charging = 0
 	var/obj/screen/alert/chargealert
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian/charger/Life()
-	. = ..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian/charger/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(ranged_cooldown <= world.time)
 		if(!chargealert)
 			chargealert = throw_alert("charge", /obj/screen/alert/cancharge)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/types/fire.dm

@@ -13,8 +13,9 @@
 	tech_fluff_string = "<span class='holoparasite'>Boot sequence complete. Crowd control modules activated. Holoparasite swarm online.</span>"
 	carp_fluff_string = "<span class='holoparasite'>CARP CARP CARP! You caught one! OH GOD, EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE. Except you and the fish.</span>"
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian/fire/Life()
-	. = ..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/guardian/fire/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(summoner)
 		summoner.ExtinguishMob()
 		summoner.adjust_fire_stacks(-20)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bear.dm

@@ -125,7 +125,7 @@ mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bear/butter //The mighty companion to Cak. Seve
 	attack_verb_continuous = "slaps"
 	attack_verb_simple = "slap"
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bear/butter/Life() //Heals butter bear really fast when he takes damage.
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bear/butter/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired) //Heals butter bear really fast when he takes damage.
 	if(stat)
 		return
 	if(health < maxHealth)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp.dm

@@ -47,8 +47,9 @@
 	if(regen_amount)
 		regen_cooldown = world.time + REGENERATION_DELAY
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp/Life()
-	. = ..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(regen_amount && regen_cooldown < world.time)
 		heal_overall_damage(regen_amount)
 

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/hostile.dm

@@ -67,11 +67,10 @@
 	foes = null
 	return ..()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/Life()
-	. = ..()
-	if(!.) //dead
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
 		walk(src, 0) //stops walking
-		return 0
+		return
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/handle_automated_action()
 	if(AIStatus == AI_OFF)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/illusion.dm

@@ -23,13 +23,12 @@
 	deathmessage = "vanishes into thin air! It was a fake!"
 	has_field_of_vision = FALSE //not meant to be played anyway.
 
-
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/illusion/Life()
-	..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/illusion/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(world.time > life_span)
 		death()
 
-
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/illusion/proc/Copy_Parent(mob/living/original, life = 50, hp = 100, damage = 0, replicate = 0 )
 	appearance = original.appearance
 	parent_mob = original

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/jungle/leaper.dm

@@ -166,8 +166,9 @@
 		if(!hopping)
 			Hop()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/jungle/leaper/Life()
-	. = ..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/jungle/leaper/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	update_icons()
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/jungle/leaper/adjustHealth(amount, updating_health = TRUE, forced = FALSE)
@@ -197,7 +198,7 @@
 	hopping = TRUE
 	density = FALSE
 	pass_flags |= PASSMOB
-	notransform = TRUE
+	mob_transforming = TRUE
 	var/turf/new_turf = locate((target.x + rand(-3,3)),(target.y + rand(-3,3)),target.z)
 	if(player_hop)
 		new_turf = get_turf(target)
@@ -209,7 +210,7 @@
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/jungle/leaper/proc/FinishHop()
 	density = TRUE
-	notransform = FALSE
+	mob_transforming = FALSE
 	pass_flags &= ~PASSMOB
 	hopping = FALSE
 	playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 100, 1)
@@ -220,7 +221,7 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/jungle/leaper/proc/BellyFlop()
 	var/turf/new_turf = get_turf(target)
 	hopping = TRUE
-	notransform = TRUE
+	mob_transforming = TRUE
 	new /obj/effect/temp_visual/leaper_crush(new_turf)
 	addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/BellyFlopHop, new_turf), 30)
 
@@ -231,7 +232,7 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/jungle/leaper/proc/Crush()
 	hopping = FALSE
 	density = TRUE
-	notransform = FALSE
+	mob_transforming = FALSE
 	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 200, 1)
 	for(var/mob/living/L in orange(1, src))
 		L.adjustBruteLoss(35)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/jungle/mega_arachnid.dm

@@ -27,8 +27,9 @@
 
 	footstep_type = FOOTSTEP_MOB_CLAW
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/jungle/mega_arachnid/Life()
-	..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/jungle/mega_arachnid/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(target && ranged_cooldown > world.time && iscarbon(target))
 		var/mob/living/carbon/C = target
 		if(!C.legcuffed && C.health < 50)
@@ -40,7 +41,6 @@
 	minimum_distance = 0
 	alpha = 255
 
-
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/jungle/mega_arachnid/Aggro()
 	..()
 	alpha = 255

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/bubblegum.dm

@@ -65,8 +65,9 @@ Difficulty: Hard
 	desc = "You're not quite sure how a signal can be bloody."
 	invisibility = 100
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/bubblegum/Life()
-	..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/bubblegum/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	move_to_delay = clamp(round((health/maxHealth) * 10), 3, 10)
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/bubblegum/OpenFire()

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/colossus.dm

@@ -731,7 +731,7 @@ Difficulty: Very Hard
 /obj/structure/closet/stasis/Entered(atom/A)
 	if(isliving(A) && holder_animal)
 		var/mob/living/L = A
-		L.notransform = 1
+		L.mob_transforming = 1
 		ADD_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_MUTE, STASIS_MUTE)
 		L.status_flags |= GODMODE
 		L.mind.transfer_to(holder_animal)
@@ -744,7 +744,7 @@ Difficulty: Very Hard
 	for(var/mob/living/L in src)
 		REMOVE_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_MUTE, STASIS_MUTE)
 		L.status_flags &= ~GODMODE
-		L.notransform = 0
+		L.mob_transforming = 0
 		if(holder_animal)
 			holder_animal.mind.transfer_to(L)
 			L.mind.RemoveSpell(/obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/exit_possession)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/hierophant.dm

@@ -88,9 +88,10 @@ Difficulty: Normal
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/hierophant/spawn_crusher_loot()
 	new /obj/item/crusher_trophy/vortex_talisman(get_turf(spawned_beacon))
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/hierophant/Life()
-	. = ..()
-	if(. && spawned_beacon && !QDELETED(spawned_beacon) && !client)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/hierophant/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
+	if(spawned_beacon && !QDELETED(spawned_beacon) && !client)
 		if(target || loc == spawned_beacon.loc)
 			timeout_time = initial(timeout_time)
 		else

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/swarmer.dm

@@ -73,14 +73,13 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(AISwarmerCapsByType, list(/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/swa
 		step(R, ddir) //Step the swarmers, instead of spawning them there, incase the turf is solid
 
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/swarmer_swarm_beacon/Life()
-	. = ..()
-	if(.)
-		var/createtype = GetUncappedAISwarmerType()
-		if(createtype && world.time > swarmer_spawn_cooldown && GLOB.AISwarmers.len < (GetTotalAISwarmerCap()*0.5))
-			swarmer_spawn_cooldown = world.time + swarmer_spawn_cooldown_amt
-			new createtype(loc)
-
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/swarmer_swarm_beacon/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
+	var/createtype = GetUncappedAISwarmerType()
+	if(createtype && world.time > swarmer_spawn_cooldown && GLOB.AISwarmers.len < (GetTotalAISwarmerCap()*0.5))
+		swarmer_spawn_cooldown = world.time + swarmer_spawn_cooldown_amt
+		new createtype(loc)
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/megafauna/swarmer_swarm_beacon/adjustHealth(amount, updating_health = TRUE, forced = FALSE)
 	. = ..()

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic.dm

@@ -118,8 +118,9 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(protected_objects, list(/obj/structure/table, /obj/structure/ca
 		overlay_googly_eyes = FALSE
 	CopyObject(copy, creator, destroy_original)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic/copy/Life()
-	..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic/copy/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(idledamage && !target && !ckey) //Objects eventually revert to normal if no one is around to terrorize
 		adjustBruteLoss(1)
 	for(var/mob/living/M in contents) //a fix for animated statues from the flesh to stone spell

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs/basilisk.dm

@@ -88,8 +88,9 @@
 	wanted_objects = list(/obj/item/pen/survival, /obj/item/stack/ore/diamond)
 	field_of_vision_type = FOV_270_DEGREES //Obviously, it's one eyeball.
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/basilisk/watcher/Life()
-	. = ..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/basilisk/watcher/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(stat == CONSCIOUS)
 		consume_bait()
 

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs/elites/goliath_broodmother.dm

@@ -97,9 +97,8 @@
 		if(CALL_CHILDREN)
 			call_children()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/elite/broodmother/Life()
-	. = ..()
-	if(!.) //Checks if they are dead as a rock.
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/elite/broodmother/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
 		return
 	if(health < maxHealth * 0.5 && rand_tent < world.time)
 		rand_tent = world.time + 30

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs/elites/pandora.dm

@@ -95,8 +95,9 @@
 		if(AOE_SQUARES)
 			aoe_squares(target)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/elite/pandora/Life()
-	. = ..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/elite/pandora/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(health >= maxHealth * 0.5)
 		cooldown_time = 20
 		return

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs/goliath.dm

@@ -39,8 +39,9 @@
 
 	footstep_type = FOOTSTEP_MOB_HEAVY
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/goliath/Life()
-	. = ..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/goliath/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	handle_preattack()
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/goliath/proc/handle_preattack()
@@ -129,9 +130,8 @@
 	var/turf/last_location
 	var/tentacle_recheck_cooldown = 100
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/goliath/beast/ancient/Life()
-	. = ..()
-	if(!.) // dead
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/goliath/beast/ancient/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
 		return
 	if(isturf(loc))
 		if(!LAZYLEN(cached_tentacle_turfs) || loc != last_location || tentacle_recheck_cooldown <= world.time)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs/gutlunch.dm

@@ -114,8 +114,9 @@
 	name = "guthen"
 	gender = FEMALE
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/gutlunch/guthen/Life()
-	..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/gutlunch/guthen/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(udder.reagents.total_volume == udder.reagents.maximum_volume) //Only breed when we're full.
 		make_babies()
 

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs/hivelord.dm

@@ -196,12 +196,13 @@
 	swarming = TRUE
 	var/can_infest_dead = FALSE
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/hivelordbrood/legion/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/hivelordbrood/legion/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(isturf(loc))
 		for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in view(src,1)) //Only for corpse right next to/on same tile
 			if(H.stat == UNCONSCIOUS || (can_infest_dead && H.stat == DEAD))
 				infest(H)
-	..()
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/hivelordbrood/legion/proc/infest(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 	visible_message("<span class='warning'>[name] burrows into the flesh of [H]!</span>")

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs/ice_demon.dm

@@ -62,9 +62,10 @@
 	SLEEP_CHECK_DEATH(8)
 	return ..()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/ice_demon/Life()
-	. = ..()
-	if(!. || target)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/ice_demon/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
+	if(target)
 		return
 	adjustHealth(-maxHealth*0.025)
 

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs/ice_whelp.dm

@@ -43,9 +43,10 @@
 	var/list/burn_turfs = getline(src, T) - get_turf(src)
 	dragon_fire_line(src, burn_turfs)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/ice_whelp/Life()
-	. = ..()
-	if(!. || target)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/ice_whelp/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
+	if(target)
 		return
 	adjustHealth(-maxHealth*0.025)
 

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs/polarbear.dm

@@ -44,9 +44,10 @@
 		aggressive_message_said = TRUE
 	rapid_melee = 2
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/polarbear/Life()
-	. = ..()
-	if(!. || target)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/polarbear/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
+	if(target)
 		return
 	adjustHealth(-maxHealth*0.025)
 	aggressive_message_said = FALSE

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mining_mobs/wolf.dm

@@ -51,9 +51,10 @@
 		retreat_message_said = TRUE
 	retreat_distance = 30
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/wolf/Life()
-	. = ..()
-	if(!. || target)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/wolf/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
+	if(target)
 		return
 	adjustHealth(-maxHealth*0.025)
 	retreat_message_said = FALSE

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mushroom.dm

@@ -48,8 +48,9 @@
 	else
 		. += "<span class='info'>It looks like it's been roughed up.</span>"
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mushroom/Life()
-	..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mushroom/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(!stat)//Mushrooms slowly regenerate if conscious, for people who want to save them from being eaten
 		adjustBruteLoss(-2)
 

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/netherworld.dm

@@ -46,8 +46,9 @@
 	var/chosen_sound = pick(migo_sounds)
 	playsound(src, chosen_sound, 100, TRUE)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/netherworld/migo/Life()
-	..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/netherworld/migo/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(stat)
 		return
 	if(prob(10))

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown.dm

@@ -51,8 +51,9 @@
 	..()
 	playsound(src.loc, 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg', 50, TRUE)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/Life()
-	. = ..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(banana_time && banana_time < world.time)
 		var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
 		var/list/adjacent =  T.GetAtmosAdjacentTurfs(1)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/statue.dm

@@ -82,8 +82,9 @@
 		return 0
 	return ..()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/statue/Life()
-	..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/statue/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(!client && target) // If we have a target and we're AI controlled
 		var/mob/watching = can_be_seen()
 		// If they're not our target

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/tree.dm

@@ -44,8 +44,9 @@
 	gold_core_spawnable = HOSTILE_SPAWN
 	del_on_death = 1
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/tree/Life()
-	..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/tree/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(isopenturf(loc))
 		var/turf/open/T = src.loc
 		if(T.air && T.air.gases[/datum/gas/carbon_dioxide])

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/venus_human_trap.dm

@@ -100,8 +100,9 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/venus_human_trap/ghost_playable
 	playable_plant = TRUE //For admins that want to buss some harmless plants
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/venus_human_trap/Life()
-	. = ..()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/venus_human_trap/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	pull_vines()
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/venus_human_trap/AttackingTarget()

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/wumborian_fugu.dm

@@ -47,12 +47,13 @@
 	QDEL_NULL(E)
 	return ..()
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/fugu/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/fugu/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(!wumbo)
 		inflate_cooldown = max((inflate_cooldown - 1), 0)
 	if(target && AIStatus == AI_ON)
 		E.Activate()
-	..()
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/asteroid/fugu/adjustHealth(amount, updating_health = TRUE, forced = FALSE)
 	if(!forced && wumbo)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/parrot.dm

@@ -357,9 +357,9 @@
 /*
  * AI - Not really intelligent, but I'm calling it AI anyway.
  */
-/mob/living/simple_animal/parrot/Life()
-	..()
-
+/mob/living/simple_animal/parrot/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	//Sprite update for when a parrot gets pulled
 	if(pulledby && !stat && parrot_state != PARROT_WANDER)
 		if(buckled)
@@ -369,8 +369,6 @@
 		parrot_state = PARROT_WANDER
 		pixel_x = initial(pixel_x)
 		pixel_y = initial(pixel_y)
-		return
-
 
 //-----SPEECH
 	/* Parrot speech mimickry!
@@ -911,11 +909,12 @@
 	if(. && !client && prob(1) && prob(1)) //Only the one true bird may speak across dimensions.
 		world.TgsTargetedChatBroadcast("A stray squawk is heard... \"[message]\"", FALSE)
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/parrot/Poly/Life()
+/mob/living/simple_animal/parrot/Poly/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
+		return
 	if(!stat && SSticker.current_state == GAME_STATE_FINISHED && !memory_saved)
 		Write_Memory(FALSE)
 		memory_saved = TRUE
-	..()
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/parrot/Poly/death(gibbed)
 	if(!memory_saved)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/life.dm

@@ -7,19 +7,17 @@
 	var/SStun = 0 // stun variable
 
 
-/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/Life()
-	set invisibility = 0
-	if (notransform)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/slime/BiologicalLife(seconds, times_fired)
+	if(!(. = ..()))
 		return
-	if(..())
-		if(buckled)
-			handle_feeding()
-		if(!stat) // Slimes in stasis don't lose nutrition, don't change mood and don't respond to speech
-			handle_nutrition()
-			handle_targets()
-			if (!ckey)
-				handle_mood()
-				handle_speech()
+	if(buckled)
+		handle_feeding()
+	if(!stat) // Slimes in stasis don't lose nutrition, don't change mood and don't respond to speech
+		handle_nutrition()
+		handle_targets()
+		if (!ckey)
+			handle_mood()
+			handle_speech()
 
 // Unlike most of the simple animals, slimes support UNCONSCIOUS
 /mob/living/simple_animal/slime/update_stat()

code/modules/mob/mob.dm

@@ -678,7 +678,7 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(exploit_warn_spam_prevention, 0)
 		return FALSE
 	if(anchored)
 		return FALSE
-	if(notransform)
+	if(mob_transforming)
 		return FALSE
 	if(restrained())
 		return FALSE

code/modules/mob/mob_defines.dm

@@ -37,7 +37,9 @@
 
 	var/next_move = null
 	var/create_area_cooldown
-	var/notransform = null	//Carbon
+	/// Whether or not the mob is currently being transformed into another mob or into another state of being. This will prevent it from moving or doing realistically anything.
+	/// Don't you DARE use this for a cheap way to ensure someone is stunned in your code.
+	var/mob_transforming = FALSE
 	var/eye_blind = 0		//Carbon
 	var/eye_blurry = 0		//Carbon
 	var/real_name = null

code/modules/mob/mob_movement.dm

@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@
 	if(!n || !direction || !mob?.loc)
 		return FALSE
 	//GET RID OF THIS SOON AS MOBILITY FLAGS IS DONE
-	if(mob.notransform)
+	if(mob.mob_transforming)
 		return FALSE
 
 	if(mob.control_object)

code/modules/mob/transform_procs.dm

@@ -1,5 +1,5 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/proc/monkeyize(tr_flags = (TR_KEEPITEMS | TR_KEEPVIRUS | TR_DEFAULTMSG))
-	if (notransform)
+	if (mob_transforming)
 		return
 	//Handle items on mob
 
@@ -29,7 +29,7 @@
 			dropItemToGround(W)
 
 	//Make mob invisible and spawn animation
-	notransform = TRUE
+	mob_transforming = TRUE
 	Stun(INFINITY, ignore_canstun = TRUE)
 	icon = null
 	cut_overlays()
@@ -150,7 +150,7 @@
 //Could probably be merged with monkeyize but other transformations got their own procs, too
 
 /mob/living/carbon/proc/humanize(tr_flags = (TR_KEEPITEMS | TR_KEEPVIRUS | TR_DEFAULTMSG))
-	if (notransform)
+	if (mob_transforming)
 		return
 	//Handle items on mob
 
@@ -185,7 +185,7 @@
 
 
 	//Make mob invisible and spawn animation
-	notransform = TRUE
+	mob_transforming = TRUE
 	Stun(22, ignore_canstun = TRUE)
 	icon = null
 	cut_overlays()
@@ -304,7 +304,7 @@
 	qdel(src)
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/AIize()
-	if (notransform)
+	if (mob_transforming)
 		return
 	for(var/t in bodyparts)
 		qdel(t)
@@ -312,12 +312,12 @@
 	return ..()
 
 /mob/living/carbon/AIize()
-	if(notransform)
+	if(mob_transforming)
 		return
 	for(var/obj/item/W in src)
 		dropItemToGround(W)
 	regenerate_icons()
-	notransform = TRUE
+	mob_transforming = TRUE
 	Paralyze(INFINITY)
 	icon = null
 	invisibility = INVISIBILITY_MAXIMUM
@@ -353,7 +353,7 @@
 	qdel(src)
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/Robotize(delete_items = 0, transfer_after = TRUE)
-	if (notransform)
+	if (mob_transforming)
 		return
 	for(var/obj/item/W in src)
 		if(delete_items)
@@ -361,7 +361,7 @@
 		else
 			dropItemToGround(W)
 	regenerate_icons()
-	notransform = TRUE
+	mob_transforming = TRUE
 	Paralyze(INFINITY)
 	icon = null
 	invisibility = INVISIBILITY_MAXIMUM
@@ -398,12 +398,12 @@
 
 //human -> alien
 /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/Alienize(mind_transfer = TRUE)
-	if (notransform)
+	if (mob_transforming)
 		return
 	for(var/obj/item/W in src)
 		dropItemToGround(W)
 	regenerate_icons()
-	notransform = 1
+	mob_transforming = 1
 	Paralyze(INFINITY)
 	icon = null
 	invisibility = INVISIBILITY_MAXIMUM
@@ -432,12 +432,12 @@
 	qdel(src)
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/slimeize(reproduce, mind_transfer = TRUE)
-	if (notransform)
+	if (mob_transforming)
 		return
 	for(var/obj/item/W in src)
 		dropItemToGround(W)
 	regenerate_icons()
-	notransform = 1
+	mob_transforming = 1
 	Paralyze(INFINITY)
 	icon = null
 	invisibility = INVISIBILITY_MAXIMUM
@@ -477,12 +477,12 @@
 
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/corgize(mind_transfer = TRUE)
-	if (notransform)
+	if (mob_transforming)
 		return
 	for(var/obj/item/W in src)
 		dropItemToGround(W)
 	regenerate_icons()
-	notransform = TRUE
+	mob_transforming = TRUE
 	Paralyze(INFINITY)
 	icon = null
 	invisibility = INVISIBILITY_MAXIMUM
@@ -501,7 +501,7 @@
 	qdel(src)
 
 /mob/living/carbon/proc/gorillize(mind_transfer = TRUE)
-	if(notransform)
+	if(mob_transforming)
 		return
 
 	SSblackbox.record_feedback("amount", "gorillas_created", 1)
@@ -512,7 +512,7 @@
 		dropItemToGround(W, TRUE)
 
 	regenerate_icons()
-	notransform = TRUE
+	mob_transforming = TRUE
 	Paralyze(INFINITY)
 	icon = null
 	invisibility = INVISIBILITY_MAXIMUM
@@ -535,13 +535,13 @@
 	if(mind)
 		mind_transfer = alert("Want to transfer their mind into the new mob", "Mind Transfer", "Yes", "No") == "Yes" ? TRUE : FALSE
 
-	if(notransform)
+	if(mob_transforming)
 		return
 	for(var/obj/item/W in src)
 		dropItemToGround(W)
 
 	regenerate_icons()
-	notransform = TRUE
+	mob_transforming = TRUE
 	Paralyze(INFINITY)
 	icon = null
 	invisibility = INVISIBILITY_MAXIMUM

code/modules/projectiles/guns/ballistic/launchers.dm

@@ -144,13 +144,13 @@
 	user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] aims [src] at the ground! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] performing a sick rocket jump!</span>", \
 		"<span class='userdanger'>You aim [src] at the ground to perform a bisnasty rocket jump...</span>")
 	if(can_shoot())
-		user.notransform = TRUE
+		user.mob_transforming = TRUE
 		playsound(src, 'sound/vehicles/rocketlaunch.ogg', 80, 1, 5)
 		animate(user, pixel_z = 300, time = 30, easing = LINEAR_EASING)
 		sleep(70)
 		animate(user, pixel_z = 0, time = 5, easing = LINEAR_EASING)
 		sleep(5)
-		user.notransform = FALSE
+		user.mob_transforming = FALSE
 		process_fire(user, user, TRUE)
 		if(!QDELETED(user)) //if they weren't gibbed by the explosion, take care of them for good.
 			user.gib()

code/modules/projectiles/projectile/magic.dm

@@ -121,10 +121,10 @@
 	qdel(src)
 
 /proc/wabbajack(mob/living/M)
-	if(!istype(M) || M.stat == DEAD || M.notransform || (GODMODE & M.status_flags))
+	if(!istype(M) || M.stat == DEAD || M.mob_transforming || (GODMODE & M.status_flags))
 		return
 
-	M.notransform = TRUE
+	M.mob_transforming = TRUE
 	M.Paralyze(INFINITY)
 	M.icon = null
 	M.cut_overlays()

code/modules/ruins/lavalandruin_code/puzzle.dm

@@ -289,7 +289,7 @@
 
 /obj/effect/sliding_puzzle/prison/dispense_reward()
 	prisoner.forceMove(get_turf(src))
-	prisoner.notransform = FALSE
+	prisoner.mob_transforming = FALSE
 	prisoner = null
 
 //Some armor so it's harder to kill someone by mistake.
@@ -329,7 +329,7 @@
 		return FALSE
 
 	//First grab the prisoner and move them temporarily into the generator so they won't get thrown around.
-	prisoner.notransform = TRUE
+	prisoner.mob_transforming = TRUE
 	prisoner.forceMove(cube)
 	to_chat(prisoner,"<span class='userdanger'>You're trapped by the prison cube! You will remain trapped until someone solves it.</span>")
 
@@ -350,4 +350,4 @@
 	//Move them into random block
 	var/obj/structure/puzzle_element/E = pick(cube.elements)
 	prisoner.forceMove(E)
-	return TRUE
+	return TRUE

code/modules/ruins/spaceruin_code/hilbertshotel.dm

@@ -413,13 +413,13 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(hhmysteryRoomNumber, 1337)
 	. = ..()
 	if(ismob(AM))
 		var/mob/M = AM
-		M.notransform = TRUE
+		M.mob_transforming = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/abstracthotelstorage/Exited(atom/movable/AM, atom/newLoc)
 	. = ..()
 	if(ismob(AM))
 		var/mob/M = AM
-		M.notransform = FALSE
+		M.mob_transforming = FALSE
 
 //Space Ruin stuff
 /area/ruin/space/has_grav/hilbertresearchfacility

code/modules/shuttle/shuttle.dm

@@ -507,7 +507,7 @@
 			if(M.mind && !istype(t, /turf/open/floor/plasteel/shuttle/red) && !istype(t, /turf/open/floor/mineral/plastitanium/red/brig))
 				M.mind.force_escaped = TRUE
 			// Ghostize them and put them in nullspace stasis (for stat & possession checks)
-			M.notransform = TRUE
+			M.mob_transforming = TRUE
 			M.ghostize(FALSE)
 			M.moveToNullspace()
 

code/modules/spells/spell_types/devil.dm

@@ -118,14 +118,14 @@
 				revert_cast()
 				return ..()
 		else
-			user.notransform = TRUE
+			user.mob_transforming = TRUE
 			user.fakefire()
 			to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You begin to phase back into sinful flames.</span>")
 			if(do_mob(user,user,150))
 				user.infernalphaseout()
 			else
 				to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You must remain still while exiting.</span>")
-				user.notransform = FALSE
+				user.mob_transforming = FALSE
 				user.fakefireextinguish()
 		start_recharge()
 		return
@@ -149,11 +149,11 @@
 	ExtinguishMob()
 	forceMove(holder)
 	holder = holder
-	notransform = 0
+	mob_transforming = 0
 	fakefireextinguish()
 
 /mob/living/proc/infernalphasein()
-	if(notransform)
+	if(mob_transforming)
 		to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You're too busy to jaunt in.</span>")
 		return FALSE
 	fakefire()

code/modules/spells/spell_types/ethereal_jaunt.dm

@@ -22,14 +22,14 @@
 		INVOKE_ASYNC(src, .proc/do_jaunt, target)
 
 /obj/effect/proc_holder/spell/targeted/ethereal_jaunt/proc/do_jaunt(mob/living/target)
-	target.notransform = 1
+	target.mob_transforming = 1
 	var/turf/mobloc = get_turf(target)
 	var/obj/effect/dummy/phased_mob/spell_jaunt/holder = new /obj/effect/dummy/phased_mob/spell_jaunt(mobloc)
 	new jaunt_out_type(mobloc, target.dir)
 	target.ExtinguishMob()
 	target.forceMove(holder)
 	target.reset_perspective(holder)
-	target.notransform=0 //mob is safely inside holder now, no need for protection.
+	target.mob_transforming=0 //mob is safely inside holder now, no need for protection.
 	jaunt_steam(mobloc)
 
 	sleep(jaunt_duration)
@@ -102,4 +102,4 @@
 	return
 
 /obj/effect/dummy/phased_mob/spell_jaunt/bullet_act(blah)
-	return BULLET_ACT_FORCE_PIERCE
+	return BULLET_ACT_FORCE_PIERCE

code/modules/spells/spell_types/rod_form.dm

@@ -18,7 +18,7 @@
 		W.damage_bonus += spell_level * 20 //You do more damage when you upgrade the spell
 		W.start_turf = start
 		M.forceMove(W)
-		M.notransform = 1
+		M.mob_transforming = 1
 		M.status_flags |= GODMODE
 
 //Wizard Version of the Immovable Rod
@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@
 /obj/effect/immovablerod/wizard/Destroy()
 	if(wizard)
 		wizard.status_flags &= ~GODMODE
-		wizard.notransform = 0
+		wizard.mob_transforming = 0
 		wizard.forceMove(get_turf(src))
 	return ..()
 

code/modules/spells/spell_types/shapeshift.dm

@@ -100,7 +100,7 @@
 	if(stored.mind)
 		stored.mind.transfer_to(shape)
 	stored.forceMove(src)
-	stored.notransform = TRUE
+	stored.mob_transforming = TRUE
 	if(source.convert_damage)
 		var/damage_percent = (stored.maxHealth - stored.health)/stored.maxHealth;
 		var/damapply = damage_percent * shape.maxHealth;
@@ -148,7 +148,7 @@
 	restoring = TRUE
 	qdel(slink)
 	stored.forceMove(get_turf(src))
-	stored.notransform = FALSE
+	stored.mob_transforming = FALSE
 	if(shape.mind)
 		shape.mind.transfer_to(stored)
 	if(death)

modular_citadel/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm

@@ -1,3 +0,0 @@
-/mob/living/carbon/Life()
-	. = ..()
-	doSprintBufferRegen()

tgstation.dme

@@ -3450,7 +3450,6 @@
 #include "modular_citadel\code\modules\mob\living\living.dm"
 #include "modular_citadel\code\modules\mob\living\carbon\carbon.dm"
 #include "modular_citadel\code\modules\mob\living\carbon\damage_procs.dm"
-#include "modular_citadel\code\modules\mob\living\carbon\life.dm"
 #include "modular_citadel\code\modules\mob\living\carbon\reindex_screams.dm"
 #include "modular_citadel\code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\human.dm"
 #include "modular_citadel\code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\human_defense.dm"