initial commit - cross reference with 5th port - obviously has compile errors

code/modules/events/wizard/curseditems.dm

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+/datum/round_event_control/wizard/cursed_items //fashion disasters
+	name = "Cursed Items"
+	weight = 3
+	typepath = /datum/round_event/wizard/cursed_items/
+	max_occurrences = 3
+	earliest_start = 0
+
+//Note about adding items to this: Because of how NODROP works if an item spawned to the hands can also be equiped to a slot
+//it will be able to be put into that slot from the hand, but then get stuck there. To avoid this make a new subtype of any
+//item you want to equip to the hand, and set its slots_flags = null. Only items equiped to hands need do this.
+
+/datum/round_event/wizard/cursed_items/start()
+	var/item_set = pick("wizardmimic", "swords", "bigfatdoobie", "boxing", "voicemodulators", "catgirls2015")
+	var/list/wearslots	= list(slot_wear_suit, slot_shoes, slot_head, slot_wear_mask, slot_r_hand, slot_gloves, slot_ears)
+	var/list/loadout = list()
+	var/ruins_spaceworthiness
+	var/ruins_wizard_loadout
+	loadout.len = 7
+
+	switch(item_set)
+		if("wizardmimic")
+			loadout = list(/obj/item/clothing/suit/wizrobe, /obj/item/clothing/shoes/sandal, /obj/item/clothing/head/wizard)
+			ruins_spaceworthiness = 1
+		if("swords")
+			loadout[5] = /obj/item/weapon/katana/cursed
+		if("bigfatdoobie")
+			loadout[4] = /obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette/rollie/trippy/
+			ruins_spaceworthiness = 1
+		if("boxing")
+			loadout[4] = /obj/item/clothing/mask/luchador
+			loadout[6] = /obj/item/clothing/gloves/boxing
+			ruins_spaceworthiness = 1
+		if("voicemodulators")
+			loadout[4] = /obj/item/clothing/mask/chameleon
+		if("catgirls2015")
+			loadout[3] = /obj/item/clothing/head/kitty
+			ruins_spaceworthiness = 1
+			ruins_wizard_loadout = 1
+
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in living_mob_list)
+		if(ruins_spaceworthiness && (H.z != 1 || istype(H.loc, /turf/open/space)))
+			continue	//#savetheminers
+		if(ruins_wizard_loadout && H.mind && ((H.mind in ticker.mode.wizards) || (H.mind in ticker.mode.apprentices)))
+			continue
+		if(item_set == "catgirls2015") //Wizard code means never having to say you're sorry
+			H.gender = FEMALE
+		var/list/slots		= list(H.wear_suit, H.shoes, H.head, H.wear_mask, H.r_hand, H.gloves, H.ears) //add new slots as needed to back
+		for(var/i = 1, i <= loadout.len, i++)
+			if(loadout[i])
+				var/obj/item/J = loadout[i]
+				var/obj/item/I = new J //dumb but required because of byond throwing a fit anytime new gets too close to a list
+				H.unEquip(slots[i])
+				H.equip_to_slot_or_del(I, wearslots[i])
+				I.flags |= NODROP
+				I.name = "cursed " + I.name
+
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in living_mob_list)
+		var/datum/effect_system/smoke_spread/smoke = new
+		smoke.set_up(0, H.loc)
+		smoke.start()