diff --git a/_maps/RandomZLevels/away_mission/jungleresort.dmm b/_maps/RandomZLevels/away_mission/jungleresort.dmm
index d4698fec9a..a45bba1055 100644
--- a/_maps/RandomZLevels/away_mission/jungleresort.dmm
+++ b/_maps/RandomZLevels/away_mission/jungleresort.dmm
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@
 "ai" = (
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/sand/plating,
 /obj/structure/closet/crate/secure/loot,
-/obj/item/clothing/head/collectable/paper,
+/obj/item/clothing/head/sombrero/shamebrero,
 /turf/open/floor/plating,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "ak" = (
@@ -51,6 +51,10 @@
 /obj/machinery/jukebox,
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
+"az" = (
+/obj/structure/stone_tile/center,
+/turf/open/floor/plating/dirt/jungle,
+/area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "aA" = (
 /obj/machinery/light,
 /obj/structure/chair/wood{
@@ -199,7 +203,7 @@
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "cK" = (
 /obj/structure/closet/crate,
-/obj/item/clothing/head/collectable/tophat,
+/obj/item/clothing/head/collectable/petehat/gang,
 /turf/open/floor/plating/rust,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "cT" = (
@@ -217,6 +221,11 @@
 /obj/structure/flora/rock,
 /turf/open/floor/plating/dirt/jungle,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
+"cY" = (
+/obj/structure/flora/grass/jungle/b,
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/gorilla/jungle,
+/turf/open/floor/grass,
+/area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "dm" = (
 /obj/structure/table/wood,
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/beer,
@@ -274,7 +283,6 @@
 	dir = 9
 	},
 /obj/structure/stone_tile/center/cracked,
-/obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/buckshot,
 /turf/open/floor/plating/dirt/jungle,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "eB" = (
@@ -405,10 +413,14 @@
 /obj/item/toy/figure/chef,
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
+"gC" = (
+/obj/item/clothing/head/rice_hat/cursed,
+/turf/open/floor/plating/dirt/jungle,
+/area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "gK" = (
 /obj/structure/table/wood,
-/obj/item/gun/ballistic/automatic/l6_saw/toy/unrestricted/riot,
-/obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/toy/m762/riot,
+/obj/item/gun/ballistic/automatic/c20r/toy/unrestricted,
+/obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/toy/smgm45,
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "gL" = (
@@ -580,6 +592,9 @@
 	dir = 1
 	},
 /obj/structure/stone_tile/center/burnt,
+/obj/structure/stone_tile/surrounding_tile/cracked{
+	dir = 6
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/plating/dirt/jungle,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "iE" = (
@@ -660,6 +675,11 @@
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/grass,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
+"jw" = (
+/obj/structure/stone_tile/surrounding/cracked,
+/obj/structure/stone_tile/center/burnt,
+/turf/open/floor/plating/dirt/jungle,
+/area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "jy" = (
 /obj/structure/flora/grass/jungle/b,
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/weather/dirt{
@@ -674,6 +694,16 @@
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/grass,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
+"jD" = (
+/obj/structure/stone_tile/surrounding_tile/cracked,
+/obj/structure/stone_tile/surrounding_tile/cracked{
+	dir = 9
+	},
+/obj/structure/stone_tile/surrounding_tile/cracked{
+	dir = 6
+	},
+/turf/open/floor/plating/dirt/jungle,
+/area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "jF" = (
 /obj/structure/flora/tree/jungle,
 /obj/machinery/light,
@@ -798,6 +828,11 @@
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
+"lF" = (
+/obj/structure/flora/junglebush,
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/gorilla/jungle,
+/turf/open/floor/grass,
+/area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "lJ" = (
 /obj/structure/flora/junglebush/c,
 /obj/machinery/light{
@@ -869,6 +904,8 @@
 /obj/structure/cable{
 	icon_state = "2-4"
 	},
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/meson/engine,
+/obj/item/storage/belt/utility,
 /turf/open/floor/plating,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "mE" = (
@@ -986,6 +1023,10 @@
 /obj/item/toy/crayon/spraycan,
 /turf/open/floor/plating/dirt/jungle,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
+"ou" = (
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/meson,
+/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid,
+/area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "ow" = (
 /obj/structure/flora/tree/jungle,
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/weather/dirt,
@@ -993,7 +1034,7 @@
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "oW" = (
 /obj/effect/decal/remains/human,
-/obj/item/clothing/head/collectable/petehat/gang,
+/obj/item/clothing/head/collectable/tophat,
 /turf/open/floor/plating,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "oX" = (
@@ -1075,7 +1116,7 @@
 "qi" = (
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/sand/plating,
 /obj/structure/closet/crate/secure/loot,
-/obj/item/clothing/head/collectable/beret,
+/obj/item/clothing/head/rice_hat/cursed,
 /turf/open/floor/plating,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "qr" = (
@@ -1255,6 +1296,15 @@
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/sand/plating,
 /turf/open/floor/plating,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
+"tm" = (
+/obj/structure/stone_tile/surrounding_tile/cracked{
+	dir = 9
+	},
+/obj/structure/stone_tile/surrounding_tile/cracked{
+	dir = 1
+	},
+/turf/open/floor/plating/dirt/jungle,
+/area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "tn" = (
 /obj/structure/flora/rock/pile,
 /obj/machinery/light{
@@ -1478,6 +1528,15 @@
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/weather/dirt,
 /turf/open/floor/grass,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
+"vz" = (
+/obj/structure/stone_tile/surrounding_tile/cracked{
+	dir = 6
+	},
+/obj/structure/stone_tile/surrounding/cracked{
+	dir = 1
+	},
+/turf/open/floor/plating/dirt/jungle,
+/area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "vK" = (
 /obj/structure/flora/ausbushes/stalkybush,
 /turf/open/floor/grass,
@@ -1497,6 +1556,10 @@
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
+"wd" = (
+/obj/item/storage/bag/ore,
+/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid,
+/area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "wj" = (
 /obj/machinery/light{
 	dir = 1
@@ -1535,7 +1598,7 @@
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "ww" = (
 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/personal/cabinet,
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/wintercoat/captain,
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/wintercoat/captain/jungle,
 /turf/open/floor/carpet/blue,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "wF" = (
@@ -1655,6 +1718,10 @@
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/grass,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
+"yw" = (
+/obj/item/pickaxe/mini,
+/turf/open/floor/plating/asteroid,
+/area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "yx" = (
 /obj/structure/flora/ausbushes/fullgrass,
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/weather/dirt{
@@ -1814,6 +1881,13 @@
 /obj/structure/flora/ausbushes/sparsegrass,
 /turf/open/floor/grass,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
+"Ad" = (
+/obj/structure/stone_tile/surrounding_tile/cracked{
+	dir = 1
+	},
+/obj/structure/stone_tile/surrounding_tile/cracked,
+/turf/open/floor/plating/dirt/jungle,
+/area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "Ag" = (
 /obj/machinery/door/airlock/wood{
 	name = "Resort Office"
@@ -2016,6 +2090,7 @@
 /obj/structure/window/reinforced{
 	dir = 4
 	},
+/obj/structure/window/reinforced,
 /turf/open/floor/carpet,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "CV" = (
@@ -2329,6 +2404,9 @@
 /obj/structure/stone_tile/surrounding_tile/cracked{
 	dir = 9
 	},
+/obj/structure/stone_tile/surrounding/cracked{
+	dir = 1
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/plating/dirt/jungle,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "GN" = (
@@ -2368,6 +2446,10 @@
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/grass,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
+"Hr" = (
+/obj/structure/stone_tile/surrounding/cracked,
+/turf/open/floor/plating/dirt/jungle,
+/area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "Hs" = (
 /obj/structure/flora/ausbushes/stalkybush,
 /obj/machinery/light,
@@ -2410,6 +2492,10 @@
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/grass,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
+"HT" = (
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/gorilla/jungle,
+/turf/open/floor/grass,
+/area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "Ih" = (
 /turf/open/floor/plating,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
@@ -2897,6 +2983,15 @@
 /obj/item/storage/book/bible,
 /turf/open/floor/carpet,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
+"ON" = (
+/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/splatter,
+/obj/effect/decal/remains/human,
+/obj/structure/stone_tile/burnt,
+/obj/structure/stone_tile/surrounding_tile/cracked{
+	dir = 1
+	},
+/turf/open/floor/plating/dirt/jungle,
+/area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "OU" = (
 /obj/effect/turf_decal/weather/dirt,
 /turf/open/floor/grass,
@@ -3030,7 +3125,7 @@
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/tracks{
 	dir = 8
 	},
-/obj/structure/stone_tile/surrounding/cracked,
+/obj/structure/stone_tile/center/burnt,
 /turf/open/floor/plating/dirt/jungle,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "QA" = (
@@ -3091,6 +3186,7 @@
 /obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/uranium,
 /obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/uranium,
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/meson/engine,
+/obj/item/storage/belt/utility,
 /turf/open/floor/plating,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "Rm" = (
@@ -3224,11 +3320,8 @@
 /obj/effect/decal/remains/human,
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/old,
 /obj/structure/stone_tile/surrounding/cracked,
-/obj/item/gun/ballistic/shotgun/sc_pump,
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/vest,
 /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet,
-/obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/buckshot,
-/obj/item/ammo_casing/shotgun/buckshot,
 /turf/open/floor/plating/dirt/jungle,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "SV" = (
@@ -3246,6 +3339,7 @@
 /obj/structure/stone_tile/surrounding_tile/cracked{
 	dir = 5
 	},
+/obj/structure/stone_tile/burnt,
 /turf/open/floor/plating/dirt/jungle,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "Ta" = (
@@ -3290,6 +3384,7 @@
 /obj/structure/stone_tile/surrounding_tile/cracked{
 	dir = 9
 	},
+/obj/structure/stone_tile/center,
 /turf/open/floor/plating/dirt/jungle,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "TG" = (
@@ -3508,7 +3603,7 @@
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "WD" = (
 /obj/effect/decal/remains/human,
-/obj/item/clothing/head/collectable/slime,
+/obj/item/clothing/head/collectable/beret,
 /turf/open/floor/plating/rust,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "WE" = (
@@ -3573,6 +3668,11 @@
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/plating/dirt/jungle,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
+"Xu" = (
+/obj/structure/flora/junglebush/c,
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/gorilla/jungle,
+/turf/open/floor/grass,
+/area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "Xz" = (
 /turf/open/floor/carpet/red,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
@@ -3639,6 +3739,7 @@
 "Ye" = (
 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/personal/cabinet,
 /obj/item/toy/figure/syndie,
+/obj/item/gun/ballistic/automatic/toy/pistol/unrestricted,
 /turf/open/floor/carpet/red,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "Yf" = (
@@ -3748,6 +3849,9 @@
 	dir = 8
 	},
 /obj/structure/stone_tile/surrounding_tile/burnt,
+/obj/structure/stone_tile/surrounding_tile/cracked{
+	dir = 9
+	},
 /turf/open/floor/plating/dirt/jungle,
 /area/awaymission/jungleresort)
 "ZH" = (
@@ -6362,8 +6466,8 @@ AR
 AR
 AR
 AR
-AR
 oZ
+jD
 aL
 fy
 Dr
@@ -6513,8 +6617,8 @@ AR
 AR
 AR
 AR
-AR
-AR
+oZ
+Gk
 AC
 GD
 oZ
@@ -6668,8 +6772,8 @@ AR
 oZ
 iv
 Qz
-AR
-AR
+tm
+oZ
 AR
 AR
 AR
@@ -6819,6 +6923,7 @@ AR
 oZ
 wS
 SZ
+Hr
 oZ
 AR
 AR
@@ -6834,7 +6939,6 @@ AR
 AR
 AR
 AR
-AR
 rd
 AF
 YQ
@@ -6967,11 +7071,11 @@ AR
 AR
 AR
 AR
-AR
-AR
-yJ
 oZ
-AR
+aL
+yJ
+TD
+oZ
 AR
 AR
 AR
@@ -7122,6 +7226,8 @@ AR
 AR
 oZ
 Yp
+az
+ON
 oZ
 AR
 AR
@@ -7137,8 +7243,6 @@ AR
 AR
 AR
 AR
-AR
-AR
 YQ
 YM
 cn
@@ -7166,7 +7270,7 @@ YQ
 YQ
 CN
 YQ
-YQ
+HT
 rd
 YQ
 YQ
@@ -7274,6 +7378,8 @@ AR
 AR
 oZ
 TD
+Ad
+jw
 oZ
 AR
 AR
@@ -7289,8 +7395,6 @@ AR
 AR
 AR
 AR
-AR
-AR
 YQ
 aP
 Wl
@@ -7427,7 +7531,7 @@ AR
 oZ
 aL
 Xs
-AR
+oZ
 AR
 AR
 AR
@@ -7579,7 +7683,7 @@ AR
 AR
 oZ
 tH
-AR
+vz
 AR
 AR
 AR
@@ -8261,7 +8365,7 @@ YQ
 YQ
 MW
 CN
-AF
+lF
 Wl
 YQ
 YQ
@@ -9006,7 +9110,7 @@ YQ
 CN
 YQ
 YQ
-YQ
+HT
 Wl
 aP
 YQ
@@ -9807,7 +9911,7 @@ YQ
 YQ
 YQ
 YQ
-YQ
+HT
 YQ
 YQ
 YQ
@@ -10950,7 +11054,7 @@ YQ
 YQ
 Fz
 wH
-YQ
+HT
 YQ
 YQ
 VU
@@ -11390,9 +11494,9 @@ AR
 AR
 AR
 io
-uh
-pQ
-pQ
+VJ
+AV
+AV
 QA
 dF
 io
@@ -11544,8 +11648,8 @@ AR
 AR
 AR
 AR
-AR
-pQ
+io
+VJ
 AV
 QA
 QA
@@ -13724,7 +13828,7 @@ io
 du
 YF
 io
-io
+gC
 io
 io
 ia
@@ -14218,7 +14322,7 @@ YQ
 cn
 ZV
 MW
-YQ
+HT
 rd
 aP
 vK
@@ -15051,7 +15155,7 @@ Wl
 YQ
 YQ
 YQ
-YQ
+HT
 rd
 YQ
 YQ
@@ -18177,8 +18281,8 @@ YQ
 YQ
 YQ
 AF
-AR
-AR
+yw
+ou
 AR
 AR
 AR
@@ -18329,9 +18433,9 @@ YQ
 YM
 Wl
 Pg
-AR
-AR
-AR
+wd
+Qp
+Qp
 AR
 AR
 AR
@@ -20699,7 +20803,7 @@ YQ
 YQ
 YQ
 MW
-rd
+cY
 Wl
 YQ
 YQ
@@ -22732,7 +22836,7 @@ AF
 ZV
 YQ
 YQ
-cn
+Xu
 YQ
 YQ
 YQ
@@ -23322,7 +23426,7 @@ YQ
 CN
 VU
 dY
-YQ
+HT
 YQ
 aP
 YQ
@@ -23577,7 +23681,7 @@ YQ
 YQ
 YQ
 vK
-YQ
+HT
 kr
 YQ
 AF
diff --git a/code/modules/awaymissions/mission_code/jungleresort.dm b/code/modules/awaymissions/mission_code/jungleresort.dm
index 6c78a81da2..195221ce0b 100644
--- a/code/modules/awaymissions/mission_code/jungleresort.dm
+++ b/code/modules/awaymissions/mission_code/jungleresort.dm
@@ -18,6 +18,66 @@
 	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/whip.ogg'
 	icon_state = "whip"
 
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/wintercoat/captain/jungle
+	armor = list("melee" = 5, "bullet" = 5, "laser" = 5, "energy" = 0, "bomb" = 0, "bio" = 10, "rad" = 0, "fire" = 0, "acid" = 0)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/rice_hat/cursed // this was a stupid idea lmao
+	name = "cursed rice hat"
+	desc = "Welcome to the rice fields, motherfucker. This particular one seems to give you second thoughts about wearing it."
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/equipped(mob/M, slot)
+    . = ..()
+    if (slot == SLOT_WEAR_MASK && modifies_speech)
+        RegisterSignal(M, COMSIG_MOB_SAY, .proc/handle_speech)
+    else
+        UnregisterSignal(M, COMSIG_MOB_SAY)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/rice_hat/cursed/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	ADD_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_NODROP, SHAMEBRERO_TRAIT)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/rice_hat/cursed/proc/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args)
+	var/message = speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE]
+	if(message[1] != "*")
+		var/list/temp_message = splittext(message, " ")
+		var/list/pick_list = list()
+		for(var/i in 1 to temp_message.len)
+			pick_list += i
+		for(var/i in 1 to abs(temp_message.len/3))
+			var/H = pick(pick_list)
+			if(findtext(temp_message[H], "*") || findtext(temp_message[H], ";") || findtext(temp_message[H], ":"))
+				continue
+			temp_message[H] = ninjaspeak(temp_message[H])
+			pick_list -= H
+		message = temp_message.Join(" ")
+
+		//The Alternate speech mod is now the main one.
+		message = replacetext(message, "l", "r")
+		message = replacetext(message, "rr", "ru")
+		message = replacetext(message, "v", "b")
+		message = replacetext(message, "f", "hu")
+		message = replacetext(message, "'t", "")
+		message = replacetext(message, "t ", "to ")
+		message = replacetext(message, " I ", " ai ")
+		message = replacetext(message, "th", "z")
+		message = replacetext(message, "is", "izu")
+		message = replacetext(message, "ziz", "zis")
+		message = replacetext(message, "se", "su")
+		message = replacetext(message, "br", "bur")
+		message = replacetext(message, "ry", "ri")
+		message = replacetext(message, "you", "yuu")
+		message = replacetext(message, "ck", "cku")
+		message = replacetext(message, "eu", "uu")
+		message = replacetext(message, "ow", "au")
+		message = replacetext(message, "are", "aa")
+		message = replacetext(message, "ay", "ayu")
+		message = replacetext(message, "ea", "ii")
+		message = replacetext(message, "ch", "chi")
+		message = replacetext(message, "than", "sen")
+		message = replacetext(message, ".", "")
+		message = lowertext(message)
+		speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] = message
+
 //turfs
 
 /turf/open/water/jungle
@@ -41,4 +101,9 @@
 	rare_pet_monkey_names = list("Sun Mukong", "Monkey Kong")
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/jungle/leaper/boss
-	health = 450
+	health = 550
+	name = "Froggerosa"
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/gorilla/jungle
+	tame = 1
+	faction = list("neutral")
\ No newline at end of file