diff --git a/modular_splurt/code/datums/traits/neutral.dm b/modular_splurt/code/datums/traits/neutral.dm
index 038bfbda62..7c6ab9aba2 100644
--- a/modular_splurt/code/datums/traits/neutral.dm
+++ b/modular_splurt/code/datums/traits/neutral.dm
@@ -357,7 +357,7 @@
 	mob_trait = TRAIT_BLOODFLEDGE
 	gain_text = span_notice("You feel a sanguine thirst.")
 	lose_text = span_notice("You feel the sanguine thirst fade away.")
-	processing_quirk = TRUE
+	processing_quirk = FALSE // Handled by crates.dm
 
 /datum/quirk/bloodfledge/add()
 	// Define quirk mob
@@ -395,32 +395,33 @@
 		act_revive.Grant(quirk_mob)
 
 /datum/quirk/bloodfledge/on_process()
+	// Processing is currently only used for coffin healing
+	// This is started and stopped by a proc in crates.dm
+
+	// Define potential coffin
+	var/quirk_coffin = quirk_holder.loc
+
 	// Check if the current area is a coffin
-	if(istype(quirk_holder.loc, /obj/structure/closet/crate/coffin))
+	if(istype(quirk_coffin, /obj/structure/closet/crate/coffin))
 		// Define quirk mob
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/quirk_mob = quirk_holder
 
 		// Quirk mob must be injured
 		if(quirk_mob.health >= quirk_mob.maxHealth)
-			return
+			// Warn user
+			to_chat(quirk_mob, span_notice("[quirk_coffin] does nothing more to help you, as your body is fully mended."))
 
-		// Prevent healing for robots
-		// This caused numerous technical issues
-		if(quirk_mob.mob_biotypes & MOB_ROBOTIC)
-			// Display a warning chat message (10% chance)
-			if(prob(20))
-				to_chat(quirk_mob, span_warning("Your mechanical body rejects the curse's healing properties!"))
-
-			// Return without healing, due robotic nature
+			// Stop processing and return
+			STOP_PROCESSING(SSquirks, src)
 			return
 
 		// Nutrition (blood) level must be above STARVING
 		if(quirk_mob.nutrition <= NUTRITION_LEVEL_STARVING)
-			// Display a warning chat message (10% chance)
-			if(prob(20))
-				to_chat(quirk_mob, span_warning("You need more blood before you can regenerate!"))
+			// Warn user
+			to_chat(quirk_mob, span_warning("[quirk_coffin] requires blood to operate, which you are currently lacking. Your connection to the other-world fades once again."))
 
-			// Return without healing, due to lack of blood
+			// Stop processing and return
+			STOP_PROCESSING(SSquirks, src)
 			return
 
 		// Define initial health
@@ -429,12 +430,6 @@
 		// Heal brute and burn
 		// Accounts for robotic limbs
 		quirk_mob.heal_overall_damage(2,2)
-		/*
-		// Heal brute
-		quirk_mob.adjustBruteLoss(-2)
-		// Heal burn
-		quirk_mob.adjustFireLoss(-2)
-		*/
 		// Heal oxygen
 		quirk_mob.adjustOxyLoss(-2)
 		// Heal clone
@@ -460,6 +455,15 @@
 		// Amount is equal to 50% of healing done
 		quirk_mob.adjust_nutrition(health_restored*-1)
 
+	// User is not in a coffin
+	// This should not occur without teleportation
+	else
+		// Warn user
+		to_chat(quirk_holder, span_warning("Your connection to the other-world is broken upon leaving the [quirk_coffin]!"))
+
+		// Stop processing
+		STOP_PROCESSING(SSquirks, src)
+
 /datum/quirk/bloodfledge/remove()
 	// Define quirk mob
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/quirk_mob = quirk_holder
diff --git a/modular_splurt/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/crates.dm b/modular_splurt/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/crates.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..cc1a97d0f0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_splurt/code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/crates.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,56 @@
+/obj/structure/closet/crate/coffin/examine(mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+
+	// Define carbon user
+	var/mob/living/carbon/coffin_examinee
+
+	// Check if carbon user exists
+	if(!istype(coffin_examinee))
+		return
+
+	// Check for bloodfledge
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(coffin_examinee, TRAIT_BLOODFLEDGE))
+		. += span_cult("As a Bloodsucker Fledgling; You can use coffins like this one to heal your wounds and escape from death.")
+
+/obj/structure/closet/crate/coffin/after_close(mob/living/coffin_toucher)
+	. = ..()
+
+	// Iterate over carbon mobs inside
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/coffin_user in contents)
+		// Check for bloodfledge
+		if(HAS_TRAIT(coffin_user, TRAIT_BLOODFLEDGE))
+			// Check for synthetic
+			if(coffin_user.mob_biotypes && (coffin_user.mob_biotypes & MOB_ROBOTIC))
+				// Warn user and continue
+				to_chat(coffin_user, span_warning("Your components don't respond to [src]'s sanguine connection! Regeneration will not be possible."))
+				continue
+
+			// User is not synthetic
+
+			// Define quirk entry
+			var/datum/quirk/bloodfledge/quirk_target = locate() in coffin_user.roundstart_quirks
+
+			// Start processing
+			START_PROCESSING(SSquirks, quirk_target)
+
+			// Alert user
+			to_chat(coffin_user, span_nicegreen("[src] empowers your connection to the other-world, allowing your body to mend."))
+
+/obj/structure/closet/crate/coffin/after_open(mob/living/coffin_toucher)
+	. = ..()
+
+	// Define turf
+	var/turf/coffin_turf = get_turf(src)
+
+	// Iterate over carbon mobs inside
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/coffin_user in coffin_turf.contents)
+		// Check for bloodfledge
+		if(HAS_TRAIT(coffin_user, TRAIT_BLOODFLEDGE))
+			// Define quirk entry
+			var/datum/quirk/bloodfledge/quirk_target = locate() in coffin_user.roundstart_quirks
+
+			// Stop processing
+			STOP_PROCESSING(SSquirks, quirk_target)
+
+			// Alert user
+			to_chat(coffin_user, span_notice("[src] is no longer empowering you."))
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 8226bcf8af..181d22a187 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -4445,6 +4445,7 @@
 #include "modular_splurt\code\game\objects\structures\bed_chairs\sofa.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\game\objects\structures\cannons\cannon.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\game\objects\structures\cannons\cannonballs.dm"
+#include "modular_splurt\code\game\objects\structures\crates_lockers\crates.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\game\objects\structures\crates_lockers\closets\fitness.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\game\objects\structures\crates_lockers\closets\slaver.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\game\objects\structures\crates_lockers\closets\secure\psychology.dm"