diff --git a/modular_splurt/code/datums/traits/neutral.dm b/modular_splurt/code/datums/traits/neutral.dm
index 4ffd679e8d..154b434414 100644
--- a/modular_splurt/code/datums/traits/neutral.dm
+++ b/modular_splurt/code/datums/traits/neutral.dm
@@ -578,13 +578,13 @@
 	if(transformed)
 		energy = min(energy + 0.03, 100)
 		if (H.getBruteLoss() > 0 || H.getFireLoss() > 0)
-			H.adjustBruteLoss(-0.5)
-			H.adjustFireLoss(-0.5)
+			H.adjustBruteLoss(-0.5, forced = TRUE)
+			H.adjustFireLoss(-0.5, forced = TRUE)
 		else if (H.getOxyLoss() > 0 || H.getToxLoss() > 0)
-			H.adjustToxLoss(-0.3)
-			H.adjustOxyLoss(-0.5) //oxyloss heals by itself, doesn't need a nerfed heal
+			H.adjustToxLoss(-0.3, forced = TRUE)
+			H.adjustOxyLoss(-0.5, forced = TRUE) //oxyloss heals by itself, doesn't need a nerfed heal
 		else if (H.getCloneLoss() > 0)
-			H.adjustCloneLoss(-0.3)
+			H.adjustCloneLoss(-0.3, forced = TRUE)
 		else if (current && current.obj_integrity < current.max_integrity) //health == maxHealth is true since we checked all damages above
 			current.obj_integrity = min(current.obj_integrity + 0.1, current.max_integrity)
 
@@ -850,7 +850,8 @@
 			T.paused = 0
 			return 1
 		else
-			qdel(T.current)
+			if (T.current)
+				qdel(T.current)
 			T.transformed = 0
 			T.cooldown = 30
 			T.paused = 0
diff --git a/modular_splurt/code/game/objects/structures/statues.dm b/modular_splurt/code/game/objects/structures/statues.dm
index 25bacb82cd..16325fcdd2 100644
--- a/modular_splurt/code/game/objects/structures/statues.dm
+++ b/modular_splurt/code/game/objects/structures/statues.dm
@@ -47,6 +47,10 @@
 		ADD_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_MOBILITY_NOMOVE, STATUE_TRAIT)
 		ADD_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_MOBILITY_NOPICKUP, STATUE_TRAIT)
 		ADD_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_MOBILITY_NOUSE, STATUE_TRAIT)
+		ADD_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_NOBREATH, STATUE_TRAIT)
+		ADD_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_NOHUNGER, STATUE_TRAIT)
+		ADD_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_NOTHIRST, STATUE_TRAIT)
+		ADD_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_NOFIRE, STATUE_TRAIT) //OH GOD HELP I'M ON FIRE INSIDE THE STATUE I CAN'T MOVE AND I CAN'T STOP IT HAAAAALP - person who experienced this
 		L.click_intercept = src
 		L.faction += "mimic" //Stops mimics from instaqdeling people in statues
 		L.status_flags |= GODMODE
@@ -80,6 +84,10 @@
 		REMOVE_TRAIT(petrified_mob, TRAIT_MOBILITY_NOMOVE, STATUE_TRAIT)
 		REMOVE_TRAIT(petrified_mob, TRAIT_MOBILITY_NOPICKUP, STATUE_TRAIT)
 		REMOVE_TRAIT(petrified_mob, TRAIT_MOBILITY_NOUSE, STATUE_TRAIT)
+		REMOVE_TRAIT(petrified_mob, TRAIT_NOBREATH, STATUE_TRAIT)
+		REMOVE_TRAIT(petrified_mob, TRAIT_NOHUNGER, STATUE_TRAIT)
+		REMOVE_TRAIT(petrified_mob, TRAIT_NOTHIRST, STATUE_TRAIT)
+		REMOVE_TRAIT(petrified_mob, TRAIT_NOFIRE, STATUE_TRAIT)
 		petrified_mob.faction -= "mimic"
 		petrified_mob.click_intercept = null
 		petrified_mob.dir = dir
@@ -90,8 +98,10 @@
 		petrified_mob.pixel_x = pixel_x
 		petrified_mob.pixel_y = pixel_y
 		petrified_mob.layer = layer
-		petrified_mob.is_shifted = was_shifted
+		petrified_mob.is_shifted = TRUE //just prevents bad things tbh
 		petrified_mob.is_tilted = was_tilted
+		if (pulledby && pulledby.pulling == src) //gotta checked just in case
+			pulledby.start_pulling(petrified_mob, supress_message = TRUE)
 		var/datum/quirk/gargoyle/T = locate() in petrified_mob.roundstart_quirks
 		if (T)
 			T.transformed = 0