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modular_splurt/code/modules/cargo/bounties/lewd.dm

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+
+//Jay Sparrow
+//The base for this datum is found in reagent.dm
+/datum/bounty/lewd
+	var/required_volume = 10
+	var/shipped_volume = 0
+	var/datum/reagent/wanted_reagent
+
+
+/datum/bounty/lewd/completion_string()
+	return {"[round(shipped_volume)]/[required_volume] Units"}
+
+/datum/bounty/lewd/can_claim()
+	return ..() && shipped_volume >= required_volume
+
+/datum/bounty/lewd/applies_to(obj/O)
+	if(!istype(O, /obj/item/reagent_containers))
+		return FALSE
+	if(!O.reagents || !O.reagents.has_reagent(wanted_reagent.type))
+		return FALSE
+	if(O.flags_1 & HOLOGRAM_1)
+		return FALSE
+	return shipped_volume < required_volume
+
+/datum/bounty/lewd/ship(obj/O)
+    if(!applies_to(O))
+        return
+    shipped_volume += O.reagents.get_reagent_amount(wanted_reagent.type)
+    if(shipped_volume > required_volume)
+        shipped_volume = required_volume
+
+/datum/bounty/lewd/compatible_with(other_bounty)
+    return TRUE //Not a lot of different reagents right now, so no sense in closing these off.
+
+/datum/bounty/lewd/fluid
+    name = "Discretionary Bounty"
+    reward = 1500
+
+/datum/bounty/lewd/fluid/New()
+    var/reagent_type
+    switch(rand(1, 20)) //So we can set probabilities for each kind
+        if(1,2,3,4,5)//Cum bounty
+            required_volume = 200
+            reagent_type = /datum/reagent/consumable/semen
+            wanted_reagent = new reagent_type
+            name = wanted_reagent.name
+            description = "CentCom is in need of donors for their fertility program."
+            reward += rand(2, 7) * 500
+        if(6,7) //Big cum bounty
+            required_volume = 1000
+            reagent_type = /datum/reagent/consumable/semen
+            wanted_reagent = new reagent_type
+            name = wanted_reagent.name
+            description = "Yes. We really need that much. We hear you're the best suppliers around."
+            reward += rand(10, 17) * 500
+        if(8,9,10,11,12) //Milk
+            required_volume = 200
+            reagent_type = /datum/reagent/consumable/milk
+            wanted_reagent = new reagent_type
+            name = wanted_reagent.name
+            description = "CentCom's kitchen is low on dairy, and this station always seems to have plenty for some reason. Mind sending us some?"
+            reward += rand(2, 7) * 500
+        if(13,14) //Mega Milk
+            required_volume = 1000
+            reagent_type = /datum/reagent/consumable/milk
+            wanted_reagent = new reagent_type
+            name = wanted_reagent.name
+            description = "The Kinaris annual bake sale is soon, and all of our milk has expired. Help us out."
+            reward += rand(10, 17) * 500 //Milk is generally easier to get. Make the reward a little lower.
+        if(15,16,17,18,19) //A little romance
+            var/static/list/possible_reagents = list(\
+                /datum/reagent/drug/aphrodisiac,\
+                /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/between_the_sheets,\
+                /datum/reagent/drug/aphrodisiacplus,\
+                /datum/reagent/lube)
+            required_volume = 30
+            reagent_type = pick(possible_reagents)
+            wanted_reagent = new reagent_type
+            name = wanted_reagent.name
+            description = "A CentCom official wants something to spice up the bedroom. We told them this was a misuse of their power. It went through anyways."
+            reward += rand(0, 5) * 500
+        if(20) //Not as popular of a fluid, so we will leave it the lowest chance.
+            required_volume = 30
+            reagent_type = /datum/reagent/consumable/semen/femcum
+            wanted_reagent = new reagent_type
+            name = wanted_reagent.name
+            description = "A CentCom official requested this for undisclosed research purposes."
+            reward += rand(2, 7) * 500
+
+/* //Just not getting this to work.
+//Freeform sales
+/datum/export/lewd/reagent_container
+	cost = 0 //Base cost of canister. We only care about what's inside.
+	unit_name = "Fluid Container"
+	export_types = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/)
+/datum/export/lewd/reagent_containers/get_cost(obj/O)
+	var/obj/item/reagent_containers/C = O
+	var/worth = 0
+	var/fluids = C.reagents.reagent_list
+
+	worth += fluids[/datum/reagent/consumable/semen]*2
+	worth += fluids[/datum/reagent/consumable/milk]*2
+	worth += fluids[/datum/reagent/consumable/semen/femcum]*5
+	return worth
+*/

modular_splurt/code/modules/cargo/exports/sheets.dm

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+/datum/export/stack/silk
+	cost = 200 //The new plasma
+	unit_name = "sheets"
+	message = "of silk"
+	export_types = list(/obj/item/stack/sheet/silk)

modular_splurt/code/modules/cargo/exports/sweatshop.dm

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+/datum/export/sweatshop/stool
+	cost = 2550 //buffed temporarily due to paper being pricier than actual wood, was 850
+	unit_name = "custom stool"
+	export_types = list(/obj/item/processed/wood/stool)
+
+/datum/export/sweatshop/cushion
+	cost = 450 //buffed temporarily due to paper being pricier than actual cotton, was 300
+	unit_name = "cloth cushion"
+	export_types = list(/obj/item/cushion)
+
+/datum/export/sweatshop/cushionsilk
+	cost = 750 //buffed temporarily due to paper being pricier than actual silk, was 500
+	unit_name = "silk cushion"
+	export_types = list(/obj/item/cushion)
+
+/datum/export/sweatshop/stool/cushioncloth
+	cost = 5400 //buffed temporarily due to paper being pricier than actual wood, was 1800
+	unit_name = "cushioned stool (cloth)"
+	export_types = list(/obj/item/processed/wood/stoolcloth)
+
+/datum/export/sweatshop/stool/cushionsilk
+	cost = 7200 //buffed temporarily due to paper being pricier than actual wood, was 2400
+	unit_name = "cushioned stool (cloth)"
+	export_types = list(/obj/item/processed/wood/stoolsilk)
+
+// Prices above are temporary buffs until more carpentry is added

modular_splurt/code/modules/cargo/packs/misc.dm

@@ -124,3 +124,67 @@
 					/obj/item/gun/energy/civilian)
 	crate_name = "Civilian Energy Pistols"
 	crate_type = /obj/structure/closet/crate/secure/weapon
+
+/datum/supply_pack/misc/carpet_exotic
+	name = "Exotic Carpet Crate"
+	desc = "Exotic carpets straight from Space Russia, for all your decorating needs. Contains 100 tiles each of 10 different flooring patterns."
+	cost = 7000
+	contains = list(/obj/item/stack/tile/carpet/blue/fifty,
+					/obj/item/stack/tile/carpet/blue/fifty,
+					/obj/item/stack/tile/carpet/cyan/fifty,
+					/obj/item/stack/tile/carpet/cyan/fifty,
+					/obj/item/stack/tile/carpet/green/fifty,
+					/obj/item/stack/tile/carpet/green/fifty,
+					/obj/item/stack/tile/carpet/orange/fifty,
+					/obj/item/stack/tile/carpet/orange/fifty,
+					/obj/item/stack/tile/carpet/purple/fifty,
+					/obj/item/stack/tile/carpet/purple/fifty,
+					/obj/item/stack/tile/carpet/red/fifty,
+					/obj/item/stack/tile/carpet/red/fifty,
+					/obj/item/stack/tile/carpet/royalblue/fifty,
+					/obj/item/stack/tile/carpet/royalblue/fifty,
+					/obj/item/stack/tile/carpet/royalblack/fifty,
+					/obj/item/stack/tile/carpet/royalblack/fifty,
+					/obj/item/stack/tile/carpet/blackred/fifty,
+					/obj/item/stack/tile/carpet/blackred/fifty,
+					/obj/item/stack/tile/carpet/monochrome/fifty,
+					/obj/item/stack/tile/carpet/monochrome/fifty)
+	crate_name = "exotic carpet crate"
+
+/datum/supply_pack/misc/prospacillin //size changing should be hard to achieve; so enjoy the price tag.
+	name = "Prospacillin Bottle"
+	desc = "An extremely expensive solution of growth serum known as Prospacillin. Effects are permanent upon consumption, and growth is slow."
+	cost = 100000
+	contains = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/prospacillin)
+
+/datum/supply_pack/misc/diminicillin //size changing should be hard to achieve; so enjoy the price tag.
+	name = "Diminicillin Bottle"
+	desc = "An extremely expensive solution of shrinking serum known as Diminicillin. Effects are permanent upon consumption, and shrinking is slow."
+	cost = 100000
+	contains = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/diminicillin)
+
+/datum/supply_pack/misc/microbricks
+	name = "Microbricks Crate"
+	desc = "Extremely bored? Recreate a downscale city and get upset when it all comes crumbling down!"
+	cost = 1500
+	contains = list(/obj/item/stack/sheet/micro_bricks/fifty)
+	crate_name = "microbricks crate"
+
+/datum/supply_pack/misc/carpentry
+	name = "Carpentry Crate"
+	desc = "Make money at cargo by learning some carpentry and making custom furniture."
+	cost = 1000
+	contains = list(/obj/item/carpentry/handsaw,
+					/obj/item/carpentry/hammer,
+					/obj/item/carpentry/glue,
+					/obj/item/carpentry/borer,
+					/obj/item/carpentry/sandpaper)
+	crate_name = "carpentry crate"
+
+/datum/supply_pack/service/stripperpole
+	name = "Stripper Pole Crate"
+	desc = "No private bar is complete without a stripper pole, show off the goods! Comes with a ready-to-assemble stripper pole, and a complementary wrench to get things set up!"
+	cost = 3550
+	contains = list(/obj/item/polepack,
+					/obj/item/wrench)
+	crate_name = "stripper pole crate"

modular_splurt/code/modules/cargo/sweatshop/metal.dm

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+/obj/item/processed/metal
+	name = "Heated Metal"
+	desc = "A malleable metal, able to be cut into nails."
+	icon = 'modular_splurt/icons/obj/cargo/sweatshop/metal.dmi'
+	icon_state = "metal"
+	sharpness = TRUE

modular_splurt/code/modules/cargo/sweatshop/sweatshop.dm

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+//THE TOOLS
+/obj/item/carpentry
+	name = "carpentry"
+	desc = "You shouldn't be seeing this!"
+	icon = 'modular_splurt/icons/obj/cargo/sweatshop/sweatshop.dmi'
+	usesound = list('sound/effects/picaxe1.ogg', 'sound/effects/picaxe2.ogg', 'sound/effects/picaxe3.ogg')
+
+/obj/item/carpentry/handsaw
+	name = "handsaw"
+	desc = "A shoddy tool used to process wood into smaller segments."
+	icon_state = "handsaw"
+	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BACK
+	force = 8
+	sharpness = TRUE
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_HUGE
+	custom_materials = list(/datum/material/iron=50)
+	attack_verb = list("slashed", "sawed")
+
+/obj/item/carpentry/hammer
+	name = "hammer"
+	desc = "A tool used to manually bash nails into place."
+	icon_state = "hammer"
+	slot_flags = ITEM_SLOT_BELT
+	force = 7
+	sharpness = FALSE
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	custom_materials = list(/datum/material/iron=100)
+	attack_verb = list("bonked", "nailed")
+
+/obj/item/carpentry/glue
+	name = "glue"
+	desc = "Used to haphazardly stick things together; secured by the toughest Monkey Glue(TM)."
+	icon_state = "glue"
+	force = 0
+	sharpness = FALSE
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	custom_materials = list(/datum/material/plastic=25)
+	attack_verb = list("glued", "coughed")
+
+/obj/item/carpentry/borer
+	name = "manual borer"
+	desc = "An incredibly awful tool used to manually drill holes into something... Surely there's a better option."
+	icon_state = "borer"
+	force = 3
+	sharpness = TRUE
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	custom_materials = list(/datum/material/iron=25)
+	attack_verb = list("bored", "drilled")
+
+/obj/item/carpentry/sandpaper
+	name = "sandpaper strip"
+	desc = "A strip of sandpaper, commonly used for sanding down rough surfaces into a more smooth shape."
+	icon_state = "sandpaper"
+	force = 1
+	sharpness = FALSE
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	custom_materials = list(/datum/material/glass=1) //lmao
+	attack_verb = list("sanded", "licked")
+
+/obj/item/nails
+	name = "metal nails"
+	desc = "A bunch of nails, used for hammering into things."
+	icon = 'modular_splurt/icons/obj/cargo/sweatshop/sweatshop.dmi'
+	icon_state = "nails"
+	force = 0
+	sharpness = TRUE
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	custom_materials = list(/datum/material/iron=10)
+	attack_verb = list("nailed", "screwed")
+
+/obj/item/cushion
+	name = "basic cushion"
+	desc = "Beats sitting on the floor."
+	icon = 'modular_splurt/icons/obj/cargo/sweatshop/cloth.dmi'
+	icon_state = "clothcushion"
+	force = 0
+	sharpness = FALSE
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	attack_verb = list("thomped", "thwacked")
+
+/obj/item/cushion/silk
+	name = "silk cushion"
+	desc = "How'd it turn red?!"
+	icon_state = "silkcushion"
+
+//BASIC RECIPES - To do, add sound. As well as refactor everything in a more smart way so we can add the possibility of multiple wood types in the future.
+//saw a plank into two platforms
+/obj/item/processed/wood/plank/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/carpentry/handsaw))
+		to_chat(user,"<span class='notice'> You begin to saw [src] in half...</span>")
+		if(do_after(user, 40) && isturf(loc))
+			new src.sawobj(loc)
+			new src.sawobj(loc) //send help i dont know how to make two in the same line lmfao
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'> You saw [src] in half.</span>")
+			qdel(src)
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need to hold still to saw [src]!</span>")
+	else
+		..()
+//saw a platform into four blocks
+/obj/item/processed/wood/platform/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/carpentry/handsaw))
+		to_chat(user,"<span class='notice'> You begin cut [src] into smaller pieces...</span>")
+		if(do_after(user, 20) && isturf(loc))
+			new src.sawobj(loc)
+			new src.sawobj(loc)
+			new src.sawobj(loc)
+			new src.sawobj(loc)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'> You cut [src] into four pieces.</span>")
+			qdel(src)
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need to hold still to saw [src]!</span>")
+	else
+		..()
+//sand a block into a peg
+/obj/item/processed/wood/block/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/carpentry/sandpaper))
+		to_chat(user,"<span class='notice'> You carefully begin to sand down [src]...</span>")
+		if(do_after(user, 50) && isturf(loc))
+			new src.sandobj(loc)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'> You smooth [src] into a peg.</span>")
+			qdel(src)
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need to hold still to sand [src]!</span>")
+	else
+		..()
+//cut heated metal into nails
+/obj/item/processed/metal/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/wirecutters))
+		to_chat(user,"<span class='notice'> You tediously begin to cut [src] into several nails...</span>")
+		if(do_after(user, 80) && isturf(loc))
+			new /obj/item/nails(loc)
+			new /obj/item/nails(loc)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'> You make some crude metal nails.</span>")
+			qdel(src)
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need to hold still to process [src]!</span>")
+	else
+		..()
+
+//Covered in glue
+//cover a wooden block in glue
+/obj/item/processed/wood/block/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/carpentry/glue))
+		to_chat(user,"<span class='notice'> You begin to glue down one end of [src]...</span>")
+		if(do_after(user, 10) && isturf(loc))
+			new src.glueobj(loc)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'> You slap some glue onto [src].</span>")
+			qdel(src)
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need to hold still to glue [src]!</span>")
+	else
+		..()
+//cover a wooden peg in glue
+/obj/item/processed/wood/peg/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/carpentry/glue))
+		to_chat(user,"<span class='notice'> You begin to glue down one end of the [src]...</span>")
+		if(do_after(user, 10) && isturf(loc))
+			new src.glueobj(loc)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'> You slap some glue onto [src].</span>")
+			qdel(src)
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need to hold still to glue [src]!</span>")
+	else
+		..()
+
+//Seats
+//bore a platform into a seat
+/obj/item/processed/wood/platform/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/carpentry/borer))
+		to_chat(user,"<span class='notice'> You begin to cut four holes into [src]...</span>")
+		if(do_after(user, 40) && isturf(loc))
+			new src.boreobj(loc)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'> You drill four holes into [src].</span>")
+			qdel(src)
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need to hold still to refine [src]!</span>")
+	else
+		..()
+
+//Stools - Further crafting
+/obj/item/processed/wood/stool1/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/nails))
+		to_chat(user,"<span class='notice'> You place nails into [src]...</span>")
+		if(do_after(user, 20) && isturf(loc))
+			new /obj/item/processed/wood/stool2(loc)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'> The nails are ready to be hammered.</span>")
+			qdel(src)
+			qdel(I)
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need to hold still to refine [src]!</span>")
+	else
+		..()
+
+/obj/item/processed/wood/stool2/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/carpentry/hammer))
+		to_chat(user,"<span class='notice'> You begin to hammer the [src]...</span>")
+		if(do_after(user, 30) && isturf(loc))
+			new /obj/item/processed/wood/stool3(loc)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'> The nails are hammered into place.</span>")
+			qdel(src)
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need to hold still to refine [src]!</span>")
+	else
+		..()
+
+/obj/item/processed/wood/stool3/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/carpentry/sandpaper))
+		to_chat(user,"<span class='notice'> You begin to sand the [src]...</span>")
+		if(do_after(user, 30) && isturf(loc))
+			new /obj/item/processed/wood/stool4(loc)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'> You sand down the [src].</span>")
+			qdel(src)
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need to hold still to refine [src]!</span>")
+	else
+		..()
+
+/obj/item/processed/wood/stool4/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/processed/wood/glueblock))
+		to_chat(user,"<span class='notice'> You add some finishing touches to the [src]...</span>")
+		if(do_after(user, 30) && isturf(loc))
+			new /obj/item/processed/wood/stool(loc)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'> You complete the [src].</span>")
+			qdel(src)
+			qdel(I)
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need to hold still to refine [src]!</span>")
+	else
+		..()
+
+/obj/item/processed/wood/stool/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/cushion))
+		to_chat(user,"<span class='notice'> You secure a cloth cushion to [src]...</span>")
+		if(do_after(user, 30) && isturf(loc))
+			new /obj/item/processed/wood/stoolcloth(loc)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'> You add a cushion to [src].</span>")
+			qdel(src)
+			qdel(I)
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need to hold still to detail [src]!</span>")
+	else
+		..()
+
+/obj/item/processed/wood/stool/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/cushion/silk))
+		to_chat(user,"<span class='notice'> You secure a silk cushion to [src]...</span>")
+		if(do_after(user, 30) && isturf(loc))
+			new /obj/item/processed/wood/stoolsilk(loc)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'> You add a cushion to [src].</span>")
+			qdel(src)
+			qdel(I)
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need to hold still to detail [src]!</span>")
+	else
+		..()

modular_splurt/code/modules/cargo/sweatshop/wooden.dm

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+//WOODEN COMPONENTS. honestly i need to move some shit around to allow for easier material swapping, but that's for a later date.
+
+/obj/item/processed/wood
+	name = "Wooden Processed Item"
+	desc = "You shouldn't see this!"
+	icon = 'modular_splurt/icons/obj/cargo/sweatshop/wooden.dmi'
+	sharpness = FALSE
+	attack_verb = list("slapped", "thunked")
+	var/sawobj = /obj/item/genital_equipment/condom
+	var/glueobj = /obj/item/dildo
+	var/sandobj = /obj/item/carpentry/sandpaper
+	var/boreobj = /obj/item/carpentry/borer
+
+/obj/item/processed/wood/plank
+	name = "processable wooden plank"
+	desc = "A somewhat sturdy refined plank. This can be used in various applications."
+	icon_state = "plank"
+	force = 3
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_HUGE
+	sawobj = /obj/item/processed/wood/platform
+
+/obj/item/processed/wood/platform
+	name = "wood platform"
+	desc = "A somewhat sturdy cropping of a plank. This one is an alright foundation for chairs and stools."
+	icon_state = "platform"
+	force = 3
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	sawobj = /obj/item/processed/wood/block
+	boreobj = /obj/item/processed/wood/seat
+
+/obj/item/processed/wood/block
+	name = "wood block"
+	desc = "A chopped platform into a wooden block. This one can be used for sanded into pegs, or used as a base on it's own."
+	icon_state = "block"
+	force = 2
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	sandobj = /obj/item/processed/wood/peg
+	glueobj = /obj/item/processed/wood/glueblock
+
+/obj/item/processed/wood/peg
+	name = "wood peg"
+	desc = "A wooden peg. Useful for fitting into holes."
+	icon_state = "peg"
+	force = 1
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	attack_verb = list("donked", "thunked")
+	glueobj = /obj/item/processed/wood/gluepeg
+
+//glue
+
+/obj/item/processed/wood/gluepeg
+	name = "glued wood peg"
+	desc = "A wooden peg. With a bunch of glue used for securing."
+	icon_state = "gluepeg"
+	force = 1
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	attack_verb = list("pegged", "thunked")
+
+/obj/item/processed/wood/glueblock
+	name = "glued wood block"
+	desc = "A wooden block. With a bunch of glue used for securing."
+	icon_state = "glueblock"
+	force = 2
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	attack_verb = list("blocked", "thunked")
+
+//seat
+/obj/item/processed/wood/seat
+	name = "wood seat"
+	desc = "A baseline for crafting seats. Not exactly that comfortable to sit on..."
+	icon_state = "seat"
+	force = 2
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	attack_verb = list("slapped", "thunked")
+
+
+//Stool steps. There's probably an easier way to do this, but I cannot be assed rn, I'll refine after PR
+/obj/item/processed/wood/stool1
+	name = "stool base"
+	desc = "A haphazardly made base for a stool. It's not even secured with any nails."
+	icon_state = "stool1"
+	force = 4
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+
+/obj/item/processed/wood/stool2
+	name = "nailed stool base"
+	desc = "Nails are in position"
+	icon_state = "stool2"
+	force = 4
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+
+/obj/item/processed/wood/stool3
+	name = "hammered stool base"
+	desc = "A vaguely stool-shaped... Thing. Could use some sandpaper."
+	icon_state = "stool3"
+	force = 4
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+
+/obj/item/processed/wood/stool4
+	name = "bland stool"
+	desc = "A rather bland stool."
+	icon_state = "stool4"
+	force = 4
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+
+//The finished product
+/obj/item/processed/wood/stool
+	name = "custom stool"
+	desc = "An intricite, custom stool."
+	icon_state = "stool"
+	force = 10
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+
+//Let's make it soft and more expensive
+
+/obj/item/processed/wood/stoolcloth
+	name = "cloth-cushioned stool"
+	desc = "A custom stool with a cloth cushion."
+	icon_state = "stoolcloth"
+	force = 10
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
+
+/obj/item/processed/wood/stoolsilk
+	name = "cloth-cushioned stool"
+	desc = "A custom stool with a silk cushion."
+	icon_state = "stoolsilk"
+	force = 11 //lol
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY