diff --git a/code/modules/vending/cola.dm b/code/modules/vending/cola.dm
index c2f2b16fe3..a2503fff0f 100644
--- a/code/modules/vending/cola.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vending/cola.dm
@@ -1,4 +1,3 @@
-
 /obj/machinery/vending/cola
 	name = "\improper Robust Softdrinks"
 	desc = "A softdrink vendor provided by Robust Industries, LLC."
@@ -88,7 +87,7 @@
 	light_mask = "pwr_game-light-mask"
 	light_color = COLOR_STRONG_VIOLET
 
-/obj/machinery/vending/cola/shamblers
+// /obj/machinery/vending/cola/shamblers
 	name = "\improper Shambler's Vendor"
 	desc = "~Shake me up some of that Shambler's Juice!~"
 	icon_state = "shamblers_juice"
@@ -105,7 +104,7 @@
 	product_ads = "Refreshing!;Jyrbv dv lg jfdv fw kyrk Jyrdscvi'j Alztv!;Over 1 trillion souls drank!;Thirsty? Nyp efk uizeb kyv uribevjj?;Kyv Jyrdscvi uizebj kyv ezxyk!;Drink up!;Krjkp."
 	light_mask = "shamblers-light-mask"
 	light_color = COLOR_MOSTLY_PURE_PINK
-/obj/machinery/vending/cola/buzz_fuzz
+// /obj/machinery/vending/cola/buzz_fuzz
 	name = "\improper Buzz Fuzz Vendor"
 	desc = "~A hive of Flavour!~"
 	icon_state = "honey_vender"
diff --git a/modular_splurt/code/modules/food_and_drinks/drinks/drinks/bottle.dm b/modular_splurt/code/modules/food_and_drinks/drinks/drinks/bottle.dm
index 436ab349f3..45612637cd 100644
--- a/modular_splurt/code/modules/food_and_drinks/drinks/drinks/bottle.dm
+++ b/modular_splurt/code/modules/food_and_drinks/drinks/drinks/bottle.dm
@@ -19,3 +19,28 @@
 	volume = 100
 	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/navy_rum = 100)
 
+// New Splurt bottles for the barman.
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/cum_rum
+	name = "NT Femboy Navy Cum Rum"
+	desc = "Can't have female mates in the Navy! Sourced from NT femboy cum farms."
+	icon = 'modular_splurt/icons/obj/drinks.dmi'
+	icon_state = "cum_rum"
+	volume = 100
+	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/navy_rum = 40, /datum/reagent/consumable/semen = 60)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/femcum_whiskey
+	name = "2440's Special Femcum whiskey"
+	desc = "For the womanizer detective."
+	icon = 'modular_splurt/icons/obj/drinks.dmi'
+	icon_state = "femcum_whiskey"
+	volume = 100
+	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/whiskey = 40, /datum/reagent/consumable/semen/femcum = 60)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/bloodwine
+	name = "Stoker's Special reserve Bloodwine"
+	desc = "Horribly sweet, wonderfuly wicked and aged to perfection."
+	icon = 'modular_splurt/icons/obj/drinks.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bloodwine"
+	volume = 100
+	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/wine = 40, /datum/reagent/blood = 60)
diff --git a/modular_splurt/code/modules/food_and_drinks/drinks/drinks/drinks.dm b/modular_splurt/code/modules/food_and_drinks/drinks/drinks/drinks.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..83bc8f95e0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_splurt/code/modules/food_and_drinks/drinks/drinks/drinks.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/soda_cans/carbonatedcum
+	name = "Mosley's Special Carbonated Cum"
+	desc = "A pink can with the image of a Mal0 on the front. Very seductive eyes."
+	icon = 'modular_splurt/icons/obj/drinks.dmi'
+	icon_state = "carbonatedcum"
+	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/semen = 30)
+	foodtype = SUGAR | BREAKFAST // This is intentional, Meow :3 - Lucky
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/soda_cans/carbonatedfemcum
+	name = "Mosley's Special Carbonated Femcum"
+	desc = "A purple can with the image of a Mal0 on the front. Very seductive eyes."
+	icon = 'modular_splurt/icons/obj/drinks.dmi'
+	icon_state = "carbonatedfemcum"
+	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/semen/femcum = 30)
+	foodtype = SUGAR
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/soda_cans/blood
+	name = "Stoker's Reserve"
+	desc = "A cola bottle made to look like a night out on the town, bears a large V"
+	icon = 'modular_splurt/icons/obj/drinks.dmi'
+	icon_state = "blood"
+	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/blood = 30)
+	foodtype = MEAT
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/soda_cans/blooddiscrete
+	name = "Space Cola V" // Stoker's Reserve discrete
+	desc = "Looks like cola, smells like iron."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/drinks.dmi'
+	icon_state = "cola"
+	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/blood = 30)
+	foodtype = MEAT
diff --git a/modular_splurt/code/modules/vending/boozeomat.dm b/modular_splurt/code/modules/vending/boozeomat.dm
index 45b1f1351a..23932dd5f8 100644
--- a/modular_splurt/code/modules/vending/boozeomat.dm
+++ b/modular_splurt/code/modules/vending/boozeomat.dm
@@ -2,7 +2,10 @@
 	var/list/extra_products = list(
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/bitters = 6,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/curacao = 3,
-		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/navy_rum = 3
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/navy_rum = 3,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/bloodwine = 3,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/femcum_whiskey = 4,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/cum_rum = 4
 	)
 	LAZYADD(products, extra_products)
 	. = ..()
diff --git a/modular_splurt/code/modules/vending/cola.dm b/modular_splurt/code/modules/vending/cola.dm
index 8e987a5196..43c53e5a40 100644
--- a/modular_splurt/code/modules/vending/cola.dm
+++ b/modular_splurt/code/modules/vending/cola.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,10 @@
-/obj/machinery/vending/cola/Initialize()
-    var/list/extra_products = list(
-        /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/waterbottle/large = 5
-    )
-    LAZYADD(products, extra_products)
-    . = ..()
+/obj/machinery/vending/cola/Initialize(mapload)
+	var/list/extra_products = list(
+			/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/waterbottle/large = 5,
+			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/soda_cans/carbonatedcum = 5,
+			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/soda_cans/carbonatedfemcum = 5,
+			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/soda_cans/blood = 5,
+			/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/soda_cans/blooddiscrete = 5
+	)
+	LAZYADD(products, extra_products)
+	. = ..()
diff --git a/modular_splurt/icons/obj/drinks.dmi b/modular_splurt/icons/obj/drinks.dmi
index c611c9131c..0863b0878d 100644
Binary files a/modular_splurt/icons/obj/drinks.dmi and b/modular_splurt/icons/obj/drinks.dmi differ
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index fb5bb8baed..0a73792072 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -4911,6 +4911,7 @@
 #include "modular_splurt\code\modules\events\crystalline_reentry.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\modules\events\vent_clog.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\modules\food_and_drinks\drinks\drinks\bottle.dm"
+#include "modular_splurt\code\modules\food_and_drinks\drinks\drinks\drinks.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\modules\food_and_drinks\drinks\drinks\sizeitems.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\modules\food_and_drinks\food\snacks.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\modules\food_and_drinks\food\snacks_burgers.dm"