diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/admin.dm b/code/__DEFINES/admin.dm
index 009ed44faf..e8bc1d954e 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/admin.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/admin.dm
@@ -69,27 +69,6 @@
 #define ADMIN_VERBOSEJMP(src) "[src ? "[AREACOORD(src)] [ADMIN_JMP(src)]" : "nonexistent location"]"
 #define ADMIN_INDIVIDUALLOG(user) "(<a href='?_src_=holder;[HrefToken(TRUE)];individuallog=[REF(user)]'>LOGS</a>)"
 
-#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_LIGHTNING "Lightning bolt"
-#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BRAINDAMAGE "Brain damage"
-#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_GIB "Gib"
-#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BSA "Bluespace Artillery Device"
-#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_FIREBALL "Fireball"
-#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_ROD "Immovable Rod"
-#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_SUPPLYPOD_QUICK "Supply Pod (Quick)"
-#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_SUPPLYPOD "Supply Pod"
-#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_MAZING "Puzzle"
-#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_PIE "Cream Pie"
-#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_CUSTOM_PIE "Custom Cream Pie"
-#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_SHOES "Knot Shoes"
-#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_CRACK ":B:oneless"
-#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BLEED ":B:loodless"
-#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_SCARIFY "Scarify"
-#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_PICKLE "Pickle-ify"
-#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_FRY "Fry"
-#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_PERFORATE ":B:erforate"
-#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_CLUWNE "Cluwne"
-#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_GOODBYE "Their final message" //sandstorm
-
 #define AHELP_ACTIVE 1
 #define AHELP_CLOSED 2
 #define AHELP_RESOLVED 3
diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/dcs/signals.dm b/code/__DEFINES/dcs/signals.dm
index 41c164b667..28e0d9d159 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/dcs/signals.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/dcs/signals.dm
@@ -712,3 +712,11 @@
 #define COMSIG_ALARM_TRIGGERED "comsig_alarm_triggered"
 ///Send when an alarm source is cleared (alarm_type, area/source_area)
 #define COMSIG_ALARM_CLEARED "comsig_alarm_clear"
+
+/// Admin helps
+/// From /datum/admin_help/RemoveActive().
+/// Fired when an adminhelp is made inactive either due to closing or resolving.
+#define COMSIG_ADMIN_HELP_MADE_INACTIVE "admin_help_made_inactive"
+
+/// Called when the player replies. From /client/proc/cmd_admin_pm().
+#define COMSIG_ADMIN_HELP_REPLIED "admin_help_replied"
diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/layers_planes.dm b/code/__DEFINES/layers_planes.dm
index 578dfe87e5..64d8b5f02c 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/layers_planes.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/layers_planes.dm
@@ -200,5 +200,8 @@
 #define SPLASHSCREEN_PLANE 90
 #define SPLASHSCREEN_RENDER_TARGET "SPLASHSCREEN_PLANE"
 
+// Admin popup layer
+#define ADMIN_POPUP_LAYER 1
+
 ///Layer for screentips
 #define SCREENTIP_LAYER 40
diff --git a/code/_globalvars/lists/admin.dm b/code/_globalvars/lists/admin.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..9ee6ab6208
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/_globalvars/lists/admin.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+/proc/init_smites()
+	var/list/smites = list()
+	for (var/_smite_path in subtypesof(/datum/smite))
+		var/datum/smite/smite_path = _smite_path
+		smites[initial(smite_path.name)] = smite_path
+	return smites
+
+GLOBAL_LIST_INIT_TYPED(smites, /datum/smite, init_smites())
diff --git a/code/controllers/configuration/entries/general.dm b/code/controllers/configuration/entries/general.dm
index f7c864a89f..148d0be3d7 100644
--- a/code/controllers/configuration/entries/general.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/configuration/entries/general.dm
@@ -347,3 +347,6 @@
 
 /datum/config_entry/str_list/randomizing_station_name_message
 	default = list()
+
+/// Gives the ability to send players a maptext popup.
+/datum/config_entry/flag/popup_admin_pm
diff --git a/code/controllers/subsystem/traumas.dm b/code/controllers/subsystem/traumas.dm
index 529f9dee5c..2725a71eeb 100644
--- a/code/controllers/subsystem/traumas.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/subsystem/traumas.dm
@@ -39,7 +39,8 @@ SUBSYSTEM_DEF(traumas)
 						"mimes" = strings(PHOBIA_FILE, "mimes"),
 						"cats" = strings(PHOBIA_FILE, "cats"),
 						"syndicate"= strings(PHOBIA_FILE, "syndicate"),
-						"eye" = strings(PHOBIA_FILE, "eye")
+						"eye" = strings(PHOBIA_FILE, "eye"),
+						"ocky icky" = strings(PHOBIA_FILE, "ocky icky")
 						)
 
 	phobia_mobs = list("spiders"  = typecacheof(list(/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/poison/giant_spider)),
diff --git a/code/datums/brain_damage/phobia.dm b/code/datums/brain_damage/phobia.dm
index 10c217c6a9..4dbe2d507a 100644
--- a/code/datums/brain_damage/phobia.dm
+++ b/code/datums/brain_damage/phobia.dm
@@ -213,3 +213,7 @@
 /datum/brain_trauma/mild/phobia/conspiracies
 	phobia_type = "conspiracies"
 	random_gain = FALSE
+
+/datum/brain_trauma/mild/phobia/ocky_icky
+	phobia_type = "ocky icky"
+	random_gain = FALSE
diff --git a/code/datums/components/admin_popup.dm b/code/datums/components/admin_popup.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..0542dd1a0c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/datums/components/admin_popup.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,125 @@
+/// Applied to clients when they receive an admin popup, alerting them to
+/// their ticket.
+/datum/component/admin_popup
+	/// The user's most active ticket. If this is resolved, closed, or replied to,
+	/// then the component will delete itself.
+	var/datum/admin_help/ticket
+
+	var/atom/movable/screen/admin_popup/admin_popup
+
+/datum/component/admin_popup/Initialize(datum/admin_help/ticket)
+	if (!istype(parent, /client))
+		return COMPONENT_INCOMPATIBLE
+
+	if (!istype(ticket))
+		return COMPONENT_INCOMPATIBLE
+
+	create_notice()
+
+	RegisterSignal(
+		ticket,
+		list(
+			COMSIG_ADMIN_HELP_MADE_INACTIVE,
+			COMSIG_ADMIN_HELP_REPLIED,
+			COMSIG_PARENT_QDELETING,
+		),
+		PROC_REF(delete_self),
+	)
+
+/datum/component/admin_popup/Destroy(force)
+	var/client/parent_client = parent
+
+	parent_client?.screen -= admin_popup
+	QDEL_NULL(admin_popup)
+
+	if (!QDELETED(ticket))
+		UnregisterSignal(ticket, list(
+			COMSIG_ADMIN_HELP_MADE_INACTIVE,
+			COMSIG_ADMIN_HELP_REPLIED,
+			COMSIG_PARENT_QDELETING,
+		))
+
+		ticket = null
+
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/component/admin_popup/proc/create_notice()
+	if(admin_popup)
+		qdel(admin_popup)
+	admin_popup = new
+
+	var/client/parent_client = parent
+	admin_popup.maptext_width = view_to_pixels(parent_client.view_size.getView())[1]
+	parent_client.screen += admin_popup
+
+/datum/component/admin_popup/proc/delete_self()
+	SIGNAL_HANDLER
+	qdel(src)
+
+/// The UI element for admin popups
+/atom/movable/screen/admin_popup
+	icon = null
+	icon_state = null
+	plane = ABOVE_HUD_PLANE
+	layer = ADMIN_POPUP_LAYER
+	mouse_opacity = MOUSE_OPACITY_TRANSPARENT
+	screen_loc = "TOP-5,LEFT"
+	maptext_height = 480
+	maptext_width = 480
+	maptext = ""
+
+	var/static/list/colors = list(
+		COLOR_RED,
+		COLOR_ORANGE,
+		COLOR_YELLOW,
+		COLOR_LIME,
+		COLOR_CYAN,
+		COLOR_PURPLE,
+	)
+
+	/// The last color chosen in the animation, sourced from the static list colors.
+	var/last_color_index = 0
+
+	/// The `world.time` when the last color update occurred.
+	var/last_update_time = 0
+
+/atom/movable/screen/admin_popup/Initialize(mapload, datum/hud/hud_owner, ...)
+	. = ..()
+
+	START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+	update_text()
+
+/atom/movable/screen/admin_popup/Destroy()
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+	return ..()
+
+/atom/movable/screen/admin_popup/process(seconds_per_tick)
+	update_text()
+
+/atom/movable/screen/admin_popup/proc/update_text()
+	// Even if processing time changes, we want this to remain slow.
+	// We want to pester them into reading their ticket, not give them a seizure!
+	if (world.time - last_update_time < 2 SECONDS)
+		return
+
+	last_color_index = (last_color_index % colors.len) + 1
+
+	var/message = "<span style='color: [colors[last_color_index]]; text-align: center; font-size: 24pt'>"
+	message += "HEY!<br>An admin is trying to talk to you!<br>Check your chat window,<br>and click their name to respond!"
+	message += "</span>"
+
+	maptext = MAPTEXT(message)
+	last_update_time = world.time
+
+/// Tries to give the target an admin popup.
+/// If it fails, will send the error to the passed admin.
+/proc/give_admin_popup(client/target, client/admin, message)
+	log_admin("[key_name(admin)] sent an admin popup to [key_name(target)].")
+
+	var/datum/admin_help/current_ticket = target.current_ticket
+	if (!current_ticket)
+		to_chat(admin, span_warning("[key_name(target)] had no active ahelp, aborting."))
+		return
+
+	admin.cmd_admin_pm(target, message)
+	target.AddComponent(/datum/component/admin_popup, current_ticket)
diff --git a/code/datums/components/manual_blinking.dm b/code/datums/components/manual_blinking.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..d5afbcabdc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/datums/components/manual_blinking.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,83 @@
+/datum/component/manual_blinking
+	dupe_mode = COMPONENT_DUPE_UNIQUE
+
+	var/obj/item/organ/eyes/E
+	var/warn_grace = FALSE
+	var/warn_dying = FALSE
+	var/last_blink
+	var/check_every = 20 SECONDS
+	var/grace_period = 6 SECONDS
+	var/damage_rate = 1 // organ damage taken per tick
+	var/list/valid_emotes = list(/datum/emote/living/carbon/blink, /datum/emote/living/carbon/blink_r)
+
+/datum/component/manual_blinking/Initialize()
+	if(!iscarbon(parent))
+		return COMPONENT_INCOMPATIBLE
+
+	var/mob/living/carbon/C = parent
+	E = C.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_EYES)
+
+	if(E)
+		START_PROCESSING(SSdcs, src)
+		last_blink = world.time
+		to_chat(C, "<span class='notice'>You suddenly realize you're blinking manually.</span>")
+
+/datum/component/manual_blinking/Destroy(force, silent)
+	E = null
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSdcs, src)
+	to_chat(parent, "<span class='notice'>You revert back to automatic blinking.</span>")
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/component/manual_blinking/RegisterWithParent()
+	RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_MOB_EMOTE, .proc/check_emote)
+	RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_ORGAN_INSERTED, .proc/check_added_organ)
+	RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_ORGAN_REMOVED, .proc/check_removed_organ)
+	RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_LIVING_REVIVE, .proc/restart)
+	RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_MOB_DEATH, .proc/pause)
+
+/datum/component/manual_blinking/UnregisterFromParent()
+	UnregisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_MOB_EMOTE)
+	UnregisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_ORGAN_INSERTED)
+	UnregisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_ORGAN_REMOVED)
+	UnregisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_LIVING_REVIVE)
+	UnregisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_MOB_DEATH)
+
+/datum/component/manual_blinking/proc/restart()
+	START_PROCESSING(SSdcs, src)
+
+/datum/component/manual_blinking/proc/pause()
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSdcs, src)
+
+/datum/component/manual_blinking/process()
+	var/mob/living/carbon/C = parent
+
+	if(world.time > (last_blink + check_every + grace_period))
+		if(!warn_dying)
+			to_chat(C, "<span class='userdanger'>Your eyes begin to wither, you need to blink!</span>")
+			warn_dying = TRUE
+
+		E.applyOrganDamage(damage_rate)
+	else if(world.time > (last_blink + check_every))
+		if(!warn_grace)
+			to_chat(C, "<span class='danger'>You feel a need to blink!</span>")
+			warn_grace = TRUE
+
+/datum/component/manual_blinking/proc/check_added_organ(mob/who_cares, obj/item/organ/O)
+	var/obj/item/organ/eyes/new_eyes = O
+
+	if(istype(new_eyes,/obj/item/organ/eyes))
+		E = new_eyes
+		START_PROCESSING(SSdcs, src)
+
+/datum/component/manual_blinking/proc/check_removed_organ(mob/who_cares, obj/item/organ/O)
+	var/obj/item/organ/eyes/bye_beyes = O // oh come on, that's pretty good
+
+	if(istype(bye_beyes, /obj/item/organ/eyes))
+		E = null
+		STOP_PROCESSING(SSdcs, src)
+
+/datum/component/manual_blinking/proc/check_emote(mob/living/carbon/user, datum/emote/emote)
+	if(emote.type in valid_emotes)
+		warn_grace = FALSE
+		warn_dying = FALSE
+		last_blink = world.time
diff --git a/code/datums/components/manual_breathing.dm b/code/datums/components/manual_breathing.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..45155285bf
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/datums/components/manual_breathing.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,93 @@
+/datum/component/manual_breathing
+	dupe_mode = COMPONENT_DUPE_UNIQUE
+
+	var/obj/item/organ/lungs/L
+	var/warn_grace = FALSE
+	var/warn_dying = FALSE
+	var/last_breath
+	var/check_every = 12 SECONDS
+	var/grace_period = 6 SECONDS
+	var/damage_rate = 1 // organ damage taken per tick
+	var/datum/emote/next_breath_type = /datum/emote/inhale
+
+/datum/component/manual_breathing/Initialize()
+	if(!iscarbon(parent))
+		return COMPONENT_INCOMPATIBLE
+
+	var/mob/living/carbon/C = parent
+	L = C.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_LUNGS)
+
+	if(L)
+		START_PROCESSING(SSdcs, src)
+		last_breath = world.time
+		to_chat(C, "<span class='notice'>You suddenly realize you're breathing manually.</span>")
+
+/datum/component/manual_breathing/Destroy(force, silent)
+	L = null
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSdcs, src)
+	to_chat(parent, "<span class='notice'>You revert back to automatic breathing.</span>")
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/component/manual_breathing/RegisterWithParent()
+	RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_MOB_EMOTE, .proc/check_emote)
+	RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_ORGAN_INSERTED, .proc/check_added_organ)
+	RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_ORGAN_REMOVED, .proc/check_removed_organ)
+	RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_LIVING_REVIVE, .proc/restart)
+	RegisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_MOB_DEATH, .proc/pause)
+
+/datum/component/manual_breathing/UnregisterFromParent()
+	UnregisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_MOB_EMOTE)
+	UnregisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_ORGAN_INSERTED)
+	UnregisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_ORGAN_REMOVED)
+	UnregisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_LIVING_REVIVE)
+	UnregisterSignal(parent, COMSIG_MOB_DEATH)
+
+/datum/component/manual_breathing/proc/restart()
+	START_PROCESSING(SSdcs, src)
+
+/datum/component/manual_breathing/proc/pause()
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSdcs, src)
+
+/datum/component/manual_breathing/process()
+	var/mob/living/carbon/C = parent
+
+	var/next_text = initial(next_breath_type.key)
+	if(world.time > (last_breath + check_every + grace_period))
+		if(!warn_dying)
+			to_chat(C, "<span class='userdanger'>You begin to suffocate, you need to [next_text]!</span>")
+			warn_dying = TRUE
+
+		L.applyOrganDamage(damage_rate)
+		C.losebreath += 0.8
+	else if(world.time > (last_breath + check_every))
+		if(!warn_grace)
+			to_chat(C, "<span class='danger'>You feel a need to [next_text]!</span>")
+			warn_grace = TRUE
+
+/datum/component/manual_breathing/proc/check_added_organ(mob/who_cares, obj/item/organ/O)
+	var/obj/item/organ/eyes/new_lungs = O
+
+	if(istype(new_lungs,/obj/item/organ/lungs))
+		L = new_lungs
+		START_PROCESSING(SSdcs, src)
+
+/datum/component/manual_breathing/proc/check_removed_organ(mob/who_cares, obj/item/organ/O)
+	var/obj/item/organ/lungs/old_lungs = O
+
+	if(istype(old_lungs, /obj/item/organ/lungs))
+		L = null
+		STOP_PROCESSING(SSdcs, src)
+
+/datum/component/manual_breathing/proc/check_emote(mob/living/carbon/user, datum/emote/emote)
+	if(emote.type == next_breath_type)
+		if(next_breath_type == /datum/emote/inhale)
+			next_breath_type = /datum/emote/exhale
+		else
+			next_breath_type = /datum/emote/inhale
+
+		warn_grace = FALSE
+		warn_dying = FALSE
+		last_breath = world.time
+
+		var/mob/living/carbon/C = parent
+		C.losebreath = max(0, C.losebreath - 0.4)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm b/code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm
index 7a8ea640c9..969a4ceee9 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm
@@ -30,6 +30,7 @@ GLOBAL_PROTECT(admin_verbs_admin)
 //	/datum/admins/proc/show_traitor_panel,	/*interface which shows a mob's mind*/ -Removed due to rare practical use. Moved to debug verbs ~Errorage
 	/datum/admins/proc/show_player_panel,	/*shows an interface for individual players, with various links (links require additional flags*/
 	/datum/verbs/menu/Admin/verb/playerpanel,
+	/client/proc/cmd_admin_rejuvenate, // VENUS CODE, MOSLEY CREDIT THE PROPER PEOPLE PLEASE
 	/client/proc/game_panel,			/*game panel, allows to change game-mode etc*/
 	/client/proc/check_ai_laws,			/*shows AI and borg laws*/
 	// /client/proc/ghost_pool_protection,	/*opens a menu for toggling ghost roles*/
@@ -238,6 +239,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(admin_verbs_hideable, list(
 	/client/proc/toggle_view_range,
 	/client/proc/cmd_admin_check_contents,
 	/datum/admins/proc/access_news_network,
+	/client/proc/cmd_admin_rejuvenate, // VENUS CODE, MOSLEY CREDIT THE PROPER PEOPLE PLEASE
 	/client/proc/admin_end_shift,
 	/client/proc/admin_call_shuttle,
 	/client/proc/admin_cancel_shuttle,
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/berforate.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/berforate.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..b8b4e2f8c7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/berforate.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,46 @@
+/// Fires an absurd amount of bullets at the target
+/datum/smite/berforate
+	name = ":B:erforate"
+	/// Determines how fucked the target is
+	var/hatred
+/datum/smite/berforate/configure(client/user)
+	var/static/list/how_fucked_is_this_dude = list("A little", "A lot", "So fucking much", "FUCK THIS DUDE")
+	hatred = input(user, "How much do you hate this guy?") in how_fucked_is_this_dude
+/datum/smite/berforate/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	if (!iscarbon(target))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>This must be used on a carbon mob.</span>", confidential = TRUE)
+		return
+	var/repetitions
+	var/shots_per_limb_per_rep = 2
+	var/damage
+	switch (hatred)
+		if ("A little")
+			repetitions = 1
+			damage = 5
+		if ("A lot")
+			repetitions = 2
+			damage = 8
+		if ("So fucking much")
+			repetitions = 3
+			damage = 10
+		if ("FUCK THIS DUDE")
+			repetitions = 4
+			damage = 10
+	var/mob/living/carbon/dude = target
+	var/list/open_adj_turfs = get_adjacent_open_turfs(dude)
+	var/list/wound_bonuses = list(15, 70, 110, 250)
+	var/delay_per_shot = 1
+	var/delay_counter = 1
+	dude.Immobilize(5 SECONDS)
+	for (var/wound_bonus_rep in 1 to repetitions)
+		for (var/_limb in dude.bodyparts)
+			var/obj/item/bodypart/limb = _limb
+			var/shots_this_limb = 0
+			for (var/_iter_turf in shuffle(open_adj_turfs))
+				var/turf/iter_turf = _iter_turf
+				addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/firing_squad, dude, iter_turf, limb.body_zone, wound_bonuses[wound_bonus_rep], damage), delay_counter)
+				delay_counter += delay_per_shot
+				shots_this_limb += 1
+				if (shots_this_limb > shots_per_limb_per_rep)
+					break
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/bloodless.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/bloodless.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..68b67e7c13
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/bloodless.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+/// Slashes up the target
+/datum/smite/bloodless
+	name = ":B:loodless"
+/datum/smite/bloodless/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!iscarbon(target))
+		to_chat(usr,"<span class='warning'>This must be used on a carbon mob.</span>", confidential = TRUE)
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/carbon_target = target
+	for(var/_limb in carbon_target.bodyparts)
+		var/obj/item/bodypart/limb = _limb
+		var/type_wound = pick(list(/datum/wound/slash/severe, /datum/wound/slash/moderate))
+		limb.force_wound_upwards(type_wound, smited = TRUE)
+		type_wound = pick(list(/datum/wound/slash/critical, /datum/wound/slash/severe, /datum/wound/slash/moderate))
+		limb.force_wound_upwards(type_wound, smited = TRUE)
+		type_wound = pick(list(/datum/wound/slash/critical, /datum/wound/slash/severe))
+		limb.force_wound_upwards(type_wound, smited = TRUE)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/boneless.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/boneless.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..6d35508f39
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/boneless.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+/// Gives the target critically bad wounds
+/datum/smite/boneless
+	name = ":B:oneless"
+/datum/smite/boneless/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	if (!iscarbon(target))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>This must be used on a carbon mob.</span>", confidential = TRUE)
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/carbon_target = target
+	for(var/_limb in carbon_target.bodyparts)
+		var/obj/item/bodypart/limb = _limb
+		var/type_wound = pick(list(/datum/wound/blunt/critical, /datum/wound/blunt/severe, /datum/wound/blunt/critical, /datum/wound/blunt/severe, /datum/wound/blunt/moderate))
+		limb.force_wound_upwards(type_wound, smited = TRUE)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/bonk.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/bonk.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..9921f21a7f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/bonk.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+/// Bonks the target
+/datum/smite/bonk
+	name = "Bonk"
+
+/datum/smite/bonk/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	playsound(target, 'modular_splurt/sound/misc/bonk.ogg', 100, 1)
+	target.AddElement(/datum/element/squish, 60 SECONDS)
+	to_chat(target, "<span class='warning big'>Bonk.</span>")
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/bookify.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/bookify.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..eba95af538
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/bookify.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+#define BOOKIFY_TIME (2 SECONDS)
+/// Turns the target into a book
+/datum/smite/bookify
+	name = "Bookify"
+
+/datum/smite/bookify/effect(client/user, mob/living/carbon/human/target as mob)
+	. = ..()
+	var/mutable_appearance/book_appearance = mutable_appearance('icons/obj/library.dmi', "book")
+	var/mutable_appearance/transform_scanline = mutable_appearance('modular_splurt/icons/effects/effects.dmi', "transform_effect")
+	target.transformation_animation(book_appearance, time = BOOKIFY_TIME, transform_overlay=transform_scanline, reset_after=TRUE)
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/bookify, target), BOOKIFY_TIME)
+	playsound(target, 'modular_splurt/sound/misc/bookify.ogg', 60, 1)
+#undef BOOKIFY_TIME
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/brain_damage.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/brain_damage.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..ce7d6ae478
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/brain_damage.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+/// Inflicts crippling brain damage on the target
+/datum/smite/brain_damage
+	name = "Brain damage"
+/datum/smite/brain_damage/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	target.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, BRAIN_DAMAGE_DEATH - 1, BRAIN_DAMAGE_DEATH - 1)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/bread.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/bread.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..a92c5c8e27
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/bread.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+#define BREADIFY_TIME (5 SECONDS)
+
+/// Turns the target into bread
+/datum/smite/bread
+	name = "Bread"
+
+/datum/smite/bread/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	var/mutable_appearance/bread_appearance = mutable_appearance('icons/obj/food/burgerbread.dmi', "bread")
+	var/mutable_appearance/transform_scanline = mutable_appearance('modular_splurt/icons/effects/effects.dmi', "transform_effect")
+	target.transformation_animation(bread_appearance,time = BREADIFY_TIME, transform_overlay=transform_scanline, reset_after=TRUE)
+	addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/breadify, target), BREADIFY_TIME)
+
+#undef BREADIFY_TIME
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/bsa.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/bsa.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..fa89af32e7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/bsa.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,32 @@
+#define BSA_CHANCE_TO_BREAK_TILE_TO_PLATING 80
+#define BSA_MAX_DAMAGE 99
+#define BSA_PARALYZE_TIME (40 SECONDS)
+#define BSA_STUTTER_TIME (40 SECONDS)
+
+/// Fires the BSA at the target
+/datum/smite/bsa
+	name = "Bluespace Artillery Device"
+
+/datum/smite/bsa/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+
+	explosion(target.loc, 0, 0, 0, 0)
+
+	var/turf/open/floor/target_turf = get_turf(target)
+	if (istype(target_turf))
+		if (prob(BSA_CHANCE_TO_BREAK_TILE_TO_PLATING))
+			target_turf.break_tile_to_plating()
+		else
+			target_turf.break_tile()
+
+	if (target.health <= 1)
+		target.gib(1, 1)
+	else
+		target.adjustBruteLoss(min(BSA_MAX_DAMAGE, target.health - 1))
+		target.DefaultCombatKnockdown(BSA_PARALYZE_TIME)
+		target.stuttering = 20
+
+#undef BSA_CHANCE_TO_BREAK_TILE_TO_PLATING
+#undef BSA_MAX_DAMAGE
+#undef BSA_PARALYZE_TIME
+#undef BSA_STUTTER_TIME
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/cluwne.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/cluwne.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..a097a0f16a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/cluwne.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+/// Cluwneifies the target
+/datum/smite/cluwne
+	name = "Cluwne"
+
+/datum/smite/cluwne/effect(client/user, mob/living/carbon/human/target as mob)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!iscarbon(target))
+		to_chat(usr,"<span class='warning'>This must be used on a carbon mob.</span>")
+		return
+	target.cluwneify()
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/custompie.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/custompie.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..890907ecfc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/custompie.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+/// Throws a custom pie at the target
+/datum/smite/custompie
+	name = "Custom Pie"
+
+/datum/smite/custompie/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie/cream/nostun/A = new()
+	if(!A.reagents)
+		var/amount = input(usr, "Specify the reagent size of [A]", "Set Reagent Size", 50) as num|null
+		if(amount)
+			A.create_reagents(amount)
+	if(A.reagents)
+		var/chosen_id = choose_reagent_id(usr)
+		if(chosen_id)
+			var/amount = input(usr, "Choose the amount to add.", "Choose the amount.", A.reagents.maximum_volume) as num|null
+			if(amount)
+				A.reagents.add_reagent(chosen_id, amount)
+				A.splat(target)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/dock_pay.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/dock_pay.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..0ce91bbd4b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/dock_pay.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+/// Docks the target's pay
+/datum/smite/dock_pay
+	name = "Dock Pay"
+
+/datum/smite/dock_pay/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	if (!iscarbon(target))
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("This must be used on a carbon mob."), confidential = TRUE)
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/dude = target
+	var/obj/item/card/id/card = dude.get_idcard(TRUE)
+	if (!card)
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("[dude] does not have an ID card on!"), confidential = TRUE)
+		return
+	if (!card.registered_account)
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("[dude] does not have an ID card with an account!"), confidential = TRUE)
+		return
+	if (card.registered_account.account_balance == 0)
+		to_chat(user,  span_warning("ID Card lacks any funds. No pay to dock."))
+		return
+	var/new_cost = input("How much pay are we docking? Current balance: [card.registered_account.account_balance] credits.", "BUDGET CUTS") as num|null
+	if (!new_cost)
+		return
+	if (!(card.registered_account.has_money(new_cost)))
+		to_chat(user,  span_warning("ID Card lacked funds. Emptying account."))
+		card.registered_account.bank_card_talk("[new_cost] credits deducted from your account based on performance review.")
+		card.registered_account.account_balance = 0
+	else
+		card.registered_account.account_balance = card.registered_account.account_balance - new_cost
+		card.registered_account.bank_card_talk("[new_cost] credits deducted from your account based on performance review.")
+	SEND_SOUND(target, 'sound/machines/buzz-sigh.ogg')
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/fake_bwoink.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/fake_bwoink.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..a4179ff5ce
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/fake_bwoink.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+/// Sends the target a fake adminhelp sound
+/datum/smite/fake_bwoink
+	name = "Fake bwoink"
+
+/datum/smite/fake_bwoink/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	SEND_SOUND(target, 'sound/effects/adminhelp.ogg')
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/finalmessage.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/finalmessage.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..b5fdbfeb0b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/finalmessage.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+/// Their Final Message
+/datum/smite/finalmessage
+	name = "Final Message"
+
+/datum/smite/finalmessage/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	var/mob/living/C = target
+	if(C.stat == DEAD)
+		to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>[C] is dead!")
+		return
+	else
+		C.goodbye()
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/fireball.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/fireball.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..98dad65d82
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/fireball.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+/// Throws a fireball down at the target
+/datum/smite/fireball
+	name = "Fireball"
+
+/datum/smite/fireball/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	new /obj/effect/temp_visual/target(get_turf(target))
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/fry.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/fry.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..66a4100f10
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/fry.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+/// Fry the target
+/datum/smite/fry
+	name = "Fry"
+
+/datum/smite/fry/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	target.fry()
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/gib.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/gib.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..37f1e1c8b4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/gib.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+/// Gibs the target
+/datum/smite/gib
+	name = "Gib"
+
+/datum/smite/gib/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	target.gib(FALSE)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/immerse.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/immerse.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..9cdd8aca95
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/immerse.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+/// "Fully immerses" the player, making them manually breathe and blink
+/datum/smite/immerse
+	name = "Fully Immerse"
+
+/datum/smite/immerse/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	immerse_player(target)
+	SEND_SOUND(target, sound('sound/misc/roleplay.ogg'))
+	to_chat(target, span_boldnotice("Please roleplay appropriately, okay?"))
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/knot_shoes.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/knot_shoes.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..057dbd7436
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/knot_shoes.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+/// Ties the target's shoes
+/datum/smite/knot_shoes
+	name = "Knot Shoes"
+
+/datum/smite/knot_shoes/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	if (!iscarbon(target))
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("This must be used on a carbon mob."), confidential = TRUE)
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/dude = target
+	var/obj/item/clothing/shoes/sick_kicks = dude.shoes
+	if (!sick_kicks?.can_be_tied)
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("[dude] does not have knottable shoes!"), confidential = TRUE)
+		return
+	sick_kicks.adjust_laces(SHOES_KNOTTED)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/lightning.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/lightning.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..93527fad8b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/lightning.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,20 @@
+/// Strikes the target with a lightning bolt
+/datum/smite/lightning
+	name = "Lightning bolt"
+
+/datum/smite/lightning/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	lightningbolt(target)
+	to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>The gods have punished you for your sins!</span>")
+
+///this is the actual bolt effect and damage, made into its own proc because it is used elsewhere
+/proc/lightningbolt(mob/living/user)
+	playsound(get_turf(user), 'modular_splurt/sound/misc/NOW.ogg', 75, FALSE)
+	sleep(4 SECONDS)
+	var/turf/T = get_step(get_step(user, NORTH), NORTH)
+	T.Beam(user, icon_state="lightning[rand(1,12)]", time = 5)
+	user.adjustFireLoss(75)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/human_target = user
+		human_target.electrocution_animation(40)
+
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/nugget.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/nugget.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..86fd9af9cf
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/nugget.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
+/// Rips off all the limbs of the target
+/datum/smite/nugget
+	name = "Nugget"
+
+/datum/smite/nugget/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+
+	if (!iscarbon(target))
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("This must be used on a carbon mob."), confidential = TRUE)
+		return
+
+	var/mob/living/carbon/carbon_target = target
+	var/timer = 2 SECONDS
+	for (var/_limb in carbon_target.bodyparts)
+		var/obj/item/bodypart/limb = _limb
+		if (limb.body_part == HEAD || limb.body_part == CHEST)
+			continue
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(limb, TYPE_PROC_REF(/obj/item/bodypart/, dismember)), timer)
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, GLOBAL_PROC_REF(playsound), carbon_target, 'modular_splurt/sound/effects/cartoon_pop.ogg', 70), timer)
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(carbon_target, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob/living/, spin), 4, 1), timer - 0.4 SECONDS)
+		timer += 2 SECONDS
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/phobia_ocky_icky.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/phobia_ocky_icky.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..8295b062cf
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/phobia_ocky_icky.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+/// "Immerses" the player, making them unable to use some OOC terms IC
+/datum/smite/ocky_icky
+	name = "Ocky icky phobia"
+
+/datum/smite/ocky_icky/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	var/mob/living/carbon/ocker = target
+	ocker.gain_trauma(/datum/brain_trauma/mild/phobia/ocky_icky, TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_LOBOTOMY)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/pickle.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/pickle.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..18e370e535
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/pickle.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+/// Turns the target into a pickle
+/datum/smite/pickle
+	name = "Pickle"
+
+/datum/smite/pickle/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	target.turn_into_pickle()
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/pie.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/pie.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..d21a891dde
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/pie.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+/// Throws a pie at the target
+/datum/smite/pie
+	name = "Pie"
+
+/datum/smite/pie/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie/cream/nostun/creamy = new(get_turf(target))
+	creamy.splat(target)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/puzzle.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/puzzle.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..ffaee14412
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/puzzle.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+/// Turns the user into a sliding puzzle
+/datum/smite/puzzle
+	name = "Puzzle"
+
+/datum/smite/puzzle/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!puzzle_imprison(target))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Imprisonment failed!</span>", confidential = TRUE)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/rod.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/rod.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..8598258e36
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/rod.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+/// Throw an immovable rod at the target
+/datum/smite/rod
+	name = "Immovable Rod"
+	var/force_looping = FALSE
+
+/datum/smite/rod/configure(client/user)
+	var/loop_input = tgui_alert(usr,"Would you like this rod to force-loop across space z-levels?", "Loopy McLoopface", list("Yes", "No"))
+
+	force_looping = (loop_input == "Yes")
+
+/datum/smite/rod/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	var/turf/target_turf = get_turf(target)
+	var/startside = pick(GLOB.cardinals)
+	var/turf/start_turf = spaceDebrisStartLoc(startside, target_turf.z)
+	var/turf/end_turf = spaceDebrisFinishLoc(startside, target_turf.z)
+	new /obj/effect/immovablerod(start_turf, end_turf, target, force_looping)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/scarify.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/scarify.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..fcbe2062e8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/scarify.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+/// Gives the target fake scars
+/datum/smite/scarify
+	name = "Scarify"
+
+/datum/smite/scarify/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!iscarbon(target))
+		to_chat(user, span_warning("This must be used on a carbon mob."), confidential = TRUE)
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/dude = target
+	dude.generate_fake_scars(rand(1, 4))
+	to_chat(dude, span_warning("You feel your body grow jaded and torn..."))
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/shoes.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/shoes.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..ff74e50943
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/shoes.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+/// Ties the target's shoes
+/datum/smite/shoes
+	name = "Knot Shoes"
+
+/datum/smite/shoes/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!iscarbon(target))
+		to_chat(usr,"<span class='warning'>This must be used on a carbon mob.</span>")
+		return
+	var/mob/living/carbon/C = target
+	var/obj/item/clothing/shoes/sick_kicks = C.shoes
+	if(!sick_kicks?.can_be_tied)
+		to_chat(usr,"<span class='warning'>[C] does not have knottable shoes!</span>")
+		return
+	sick_kicks.adjust_laces(SHOES_KNOTTED)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/smite.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/smite.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..b767f47f8f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/smite.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+/// A smite, used by admins to punish players, or for their own amusement
+/datum/smite
+	/// The name of the smite, shown in the menu
+	var/name
+
+	/// Should this smite write to logs?
+	var/should_log = TRUE
+
+/// Called once after either choosing the option to smite a player, or when selected in smite build mode.
+/// Use this to prompt the user configuration options.
+/// Return FALSE if the smite should not be used.
+/datum/smite/proc/configure(client/user)
+
+/// The effect of the smite, make sure to call this in your own smites
+/datum/smite/proc/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	if (should_log)
+		user.punish_log(target, name)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/supply_pod.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/supply_pod.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..187507e9bb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/supply_pod.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
+#define SUPPLY_POD_FIRE_RANGE
+
+/// Throws a supply pod at the target, with no item inside
+/datum/smite/supply_pod
+	name = "Supply Pod"
+
+	// punish_log() is handled by the centcom_podlauncher datum
+	should_log = FALSE
+
+/datum/smite/supply_pod/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	var/datum/centcom_podlauncher/plaunch = new(user)
+	plaunch.specificTarget = target
+	plaunch.launchChoice = 0
+	plaunch.damageChoice = 1
+	plaunch.explosionChoice = 1
+	plaunch.temp_pod.damage = 40 // bring the mother fuckin ruckus
+	plaunch.temp_pod.explosionSize = list(0, 0, 0, SUPPLY_POD_FIRE_RANGE)
+	plaunch.temp_pod.effectStun = TRUE
+
+#undef SUPPLY_POD_FIRE_RANGE
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/supply_pod_quick.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/supply_pod_quick.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..ccb04d47ce
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/supply_pod_quick.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,49 @@
+#define SUPPLY_POD_QUICK_DAMAGE 40
+#define SUPPLY_POD_QUICK_FIRE_RANGE 2
+
+/// Quickly throws a supply pod at the target, optionally with an item
+/datum/smite/supply_pod_quick
+	name = "Supply Pod (Quick)"
+
+	/// What is sent down with the pod
+	var/target_path
+
+/datum/smite/supply_pod_quick/configure(client/user)
+	var/attempted_target_path = input(
+		user,
+		"Enter typepath of an atom you'd like to send with the pod (type \"empty\" to send an empty pod):",
+		"Typepath",
+		"/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/harebell",
+	) as null|text
+	if (isnull(attempted_target_path)) //The user pressed "Cancel"
+		return FALSE
+
+	if (attempted_target_path == "empty")
+		target_path = null
+		return
+
+	// if you didn't type empty, we want to load the pod with a delivery
+	var/delivery = text2path(attempted_target_path)
+	if(!ispath(delivery))
+		delivery = pick_closest_path(attempted_target_path)
+		if(!delivery)
+			alert(user, "ERROR: Incorrect / improper path given.")
+			return FALSE
+	target_path = delivery
+
+/datum/smite/supply_pod_quick/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+
+	var/area/pod_storage_area = locate(/area/centcom/supplypod/podStorage) in GLOB.sortedAreas
+	var/obj/structure/closet/supplypod/centcompod/pod = new(pick(get_area_turfs(pod_storage_area)))
+	pod.damage = SUPPLY_POD_QUICK_DAMAGE
+	pod.explosionSize = list(0, 0, 0, SUPPLY_POD_QUICK_FIRE_RANGE)
+	pod.effectStun = TRUE
+
+	if (!isnull(target_path))
+		new target_path(pod)
+
+	new /obj/effect/pod_landingzone(get_turf(target), pod)
+
+#undef SUPPLY_POD_QUICK_DAMAGE
+#undef SUPPLY_POD_QUICK_FIRE_RANGE
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/smites/tabletide.dm b/code/modules/admin/smites/tabletide.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..a2c3425840
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/smites/tabletide.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,16 @@
+/// Tableslam the target
+/datum/smite/tabletide
+	name = "Table Tideslam"
+
+/datum/smite/tabletide/effect(client/user, mob/living/target)
+	. = ..()
+	priority_announce(html_decode("[target] has brought the wrath of the gods upon themselves and is now being tableslammed across the station. Please stand by."), null, 'sound/misc/announce.ogg', "CentCom")
+	var/list/areas = list()
+	for(var/area/A in world)
+		if(A.z == SSmapping.station_start)
+			areas += A
+	SEND_SOUND(target, sound('modular_splurt/sound/misc/slamofthenorthstar.ogg',volume=60))
+	for(var/area/A in areas)
+		for(var/obj/structure/table/T in A)
+			T.tablepush(target, target)
+			sleep(1)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
index ffe284aa71..eb42828744 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
@@ -1997,6 +1997,22 @@
 		to_chat(H, "<span class='adminnotice'>Your prayers have been answered!! You received the <b>best cookie</b>!</span>")
 		SEND_SOUND(H, sound('sound/effects/pray_chaplain.ogg'))
 
+	else if (href_list["adminpopup"])
+		if (!check_rights(R_ADMIN))
+			return
+
+		var/message = input(owner, "As well as a popup, they'll also be sent a message to reply to. What do you want that to be?", "Message") as text|null
+		if (!message)
+			to_chat(owner, span_notice("Popup cancelled."))
+			return
+
+		var/client/target = locate(href_list["adminpopup"])
+		if (!istype(target))
+			to_chat(owner, span_notice("The mob doesn't exist anymore!"))
+			return
+
+		give_admin_popup(target, owner, message)
+
 	else if(href_list["adminsmite"])
 		if(!check_rights(R_ADMIN|R_FUN))
 			return
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/adminhelp.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/adminhelp.dm
index a3f6548112..284cdcf5b3 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/adminhelp.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/adminhelp.dm
@@ -249,6 +249,9 @@ GLOBAL_DATUM_INIT(ahelp_tickets, /datum/admin_help_tickets, new)
 	if(state == AHELP_ACTIVE)
 		. += ClosureLinks(ref_src)
 
+		if (CONFIG_GET(flag/popup_admin_pm))
+			. += " (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;[HrefToken(TRUE)];adminpopup=[REF(initiator)]'>POPUP</A>)"
+
 //private
 /datum/admin_help/proc/ClosureLinks(ref_src)
 	if(!ref_src)
@@ -332,6 +335,8 @@ GLOBAL_DATUM_INIT(ahelp_tickets, /datum/admin_help_tickets, new)
 	if(initiator && initiator.current_ticket == src)
 		initiator.current_ticket = null
 
+	SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_ADMIN_HELP_MADE_INACTIVE)
+
 //Mark open ticket as closed/meme
 /datum/admin_help/proc/Close(key_name = key_name_admin(usr), silent = FALSE)
 	if(state != AHELP_ACTIVE)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/adminpm.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/adminpm.dm
index 950a06b2b9..4969962e4c 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/adminpm.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/adminpm.dm
@@ -172,6 +172,7 @@
 		if(holder && recipient.holder && !current_ticket) //Both are admins, and this is not a reply to our own ticket.
 			badmin = TRUE
 		if(recipient.holder && !badmin)
+			SEND_SIGNAL(current_ticket, COMSIG_ADMIN_HELP_REPLIED)
 			if(holder)
 				to_chat(recipient, "<span class='danger'>Admin PM from-<b>[key_name(src, recipient, 1)]</b>: <span class='linkify'>[keywordparsedmsg]</span></span>", confidential = TRUE)
 				to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>Admin PM to-<b>[key_name(recipient, src, 1)]</b>: <span class='linkify'>[keywordparsedmsg]</span></span>", confidential = TRUE)
@@ -215,9 +216,6 @@
 				//always play non-admin recipients the adminhelp sound
 				SEND_SOUND(recipient, sound('sound/effects/adminhelp.ogg'))
 
-				//AdminPM popup for ApocStation and anybody else who wants to use it. Set it with POPUP_ADMIN_PM in config.txt ~Carn
-				if(CONFIG_GET(flag/popup_admin_pm))
-					INVOKE_ASYNC(src, PROC_REF(popup_admin_pm), recipient, msg)
 
 			else		//neither are admins
 				to_chat(src, "<span class='danger'>Error: Admin-PM: Non-admin to non-admin PM communication is forbidden.</span>", confidential = TRUE)
@@ -235,17 +233,6 @@
 			if(X.key!=key && X.key!=recipient.key)	//check client/X is an admin and isn't the sender or recipient
 				to_chat(X, "<span class='notice'><B>PM: [key_name(src, X, 0)]-&gt;[key_name(recipient, X, 0)]:</B> [keywordparsedmsg]</span>" , confidential = TRUE)
 
-/client/proc/popup_admin_pm(client/recipient, msg)
-	var/sender = src
-	var/sendername = key
-	var/reply = input(recipient, msg,"Admin PM from-[sendername]", "") as message|null	//show message and await a reply
-	if(recipient && reply)
-		if(sender)
-			recipient.cmd_admin_pm(sender,reply)										//sender is still about, let's reply to them
-		else
-			adminhelp(reply)													//sender has left, adminhelp instead
-
-
 /proc/IrcPm(target,msg,sender)
 	return TgsPm(target,msg,sender) //compatability moment.
 
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/bluespacearty.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/bluespacearty.dm
deleted file mode 100644
index 23fff5ece9..0000000000
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/bluespacearty.dm
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,26 +0,0 @@
-/client/proc/bluespace_artillery(mob/M in GLOB.mob_list)
-	if(!holder || !check_rights(R_FUN))
-		return
-
-	var/mob/living/target = M
-
-	if(!isliving(target))
-		to_chat(usr, "This can only be used on instances of type /mob/living", confidential = TRUE)
-		return
-
-	explosion(target.loc, 0, 0, 0, 0)
-
-	var/turf/open/floor/T = get_turf(target)
-	if(istype(T))
-		if(prob(80))
-			T.break_tile_to_plating()
-		else
-			T.break_tile()
-
-	if(target.health <= 1)
-		target.gib(1, 1)
-	else
-		target.adjustBruteLoss(min(99,(target.health - 1)))
-		target.DefaultCombatKnockdown(400)
-		target.stuttering = 20
-
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/debug.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/debug.dm
index cd8c849c45..c7dcac83df 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/debug.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/debug.dm
@@ -539,6 +539,26 @@
 
 	return dresscode
 
+/client/proc/cmd_admin_rejuvenate(mob/living/M in GLOB.mob_list)
+	set category = "Debug"
+	set name = "Rejuvenate"
+
+	if(!check_rights(R_ADMIN))
+		return
+
+	if(!mob)
+		return
+	if(!istype(M))
+		alert("Cannot revive a ghost")
+		return
+	M.revive(full_heal = 1, admin_revive = 1)
+
+	log_admin("[key_name(usr)] healed / revived [key_name(M)]")
+	var/msg = "<span class='danger'>Admin [key_name_admin(usr)] healed / revived [ADMIN_LOOKUPFLW(M)]!</span>"
+	message_admins(msg)
+	admin_ticket_log(M, msg)
+	SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "admin_verb", 1, "Rejuvinate") //If you are copy-pasting this, ensure the 2nd parameter is unique to the new proc!
+
 /client/proc/startSinglo()
 
 	set category = "Debug"
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/randomverbs.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/randomverbs.dm
index 519154c597..3f70ab295f 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/randomverbs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/randomverbs.dm
@@ -474,26 +474,6 @@ Traitors and the like can also be revived with the previous role mostly intact.
 
 	SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "admin_verb", 1, "Add Custom AI Law") //If you are copy-pasting this, ensure the 2nd parameter is unique to the new proc!
 
-/client/proc/cmd_admin_rejuvenate(mob/living/M in GLOB.mob_list)
-	set category = "Special Verbs"
-	set name = "Rejuvenate"
-
-	if(!check_rights(R_ADMIN))
-		return
-
-	if(!mob)
-		return
-	if(!istype(M))
-		alert("Cannot revive a ghost")
-		return
-	M.revive(full_heal = 1, admin_revive = 1)
-
-	log_admin("[key_name(usr)] healed / revived [key_name(M)]")
-	var/msg = "<span class='danger'>Admin [key_name_admin(usr)] healed / revived [ADMIN_LOOKUPFLW(M)]!</span>"
-	message_admins(msg)
-	admin_ticket_log(M, msg)
-	SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "admin_verb", 1, "Rejuvinate") //If you are copy-pasting this, ensure the 2nd parameter is unique to the new proc!
-
 /client/proc/cmd_admin_create_centcom_report()
 	set category = "Admin.Events"
 	set name = "Create Command Report"
@@ -1283,266 +1263,34 @@ Traitors and the like can also be revived with the previous role mostly intact.
 
 	busy_toggling_fov = FALSE
 
-/client/proc/smite(mob/living/carbon/human/target as mob)
+/client/proc/smite(mob/living/target as mob)
 	set name = "Smite"
 	set category = "Admin.Fun"
 	if(!check_rights(R_ADMIN) || !check_rights(R_FUN))
 		return
 
-	var/list/punishment_list = list(
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_PIE,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_CUSTOM_PIE,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_FIREBALL,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_LIGHTNING,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BRAINDAMAGE,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BSA,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_GIB,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_SUPPLYPOD_QUICK,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_SUPPLYPOD,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_MAZING,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_ROD,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_SHOES,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_PICKLE,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_FRY,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_CRACK,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BLEED,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_SCARIFY,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_CLUWNE,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_GOODBYE,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_TABLETIDESTATIONWIDE,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_FAKEBWOINK,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_NUGGET,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BREADIFY,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BOOKIFY,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BONK)
 
-	var/punishment = tgui_input_list(usr, "Choose a punishment", "Divine Smiting", punishment_list)
+	var/punishment = tgui_input_list(usr, "Choose a punishment", "DIVINE SMITING", GLOB.smites)
 
 	if(QDELETED(target) || !punishment)
 		return
 
-	switch(punishment)
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_LIGHTNING)
-			if(prob(75))
-				playsound(target, 'modular_splurt/sound/misc/NOW.ogg', 75, FALSE)
-				sleep(4 SECONDS)
-			var/turf/T = get_step(get_step(target, NORTH), NORTH)
-			T.Beam(target, icon_state="lightning[rand(1,12)]", time = 5)
-			target.adjustFireLoss(75)
-			target.electrocution_animation(40)
-			to_chat(target, "<span class='userdanger'>The gods have punished you for your sins!</span>")
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BRAINDAMAGE)
-			target.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 199, 199)
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_GIB)
-			target.gib(FALSE)
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BSA)
-			bluespace_artillery(target)
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_FIREBALL)
-			new /obj/effect/temp_visual/target(get_turf(target))
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_ROD)
-			var/turf/T = get_turf(target)
-			var/startside = pick(GLOB.cardinals)
-			var/turf/startT = spaceDebrisStartLoc(startside, T.z)
-			var/turf/endT = spaceDebrisFinishLoc(startside, T.z)
-			new /obj/effect/immovablerod(startT, endT,target)
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_SUPPLYPOD_QUICK)
-			var/target_path = input(usr,"Enter typepath of an atom you'd like to send with the pod (type \"empty\" to send an empty pod):" ,"Typepath","/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/harebell") as null|text
-			var/area/pod_storage_area = locate(/area/centcom/supplypod/podStorage) in GLOB.sortedAreas
-			var/obj/structure/closet/supplypod/centcompod/pod = new(pick(get_area_turfs(pod_storage_area))) //Lets not runtime
-			pod.damage = 40
-			pod.explosionSize = list(0,0,0,2)
-			pod.effectStun = TRUE
-			if (isnull(target_path)) //The user pressed "Cancel"
-				return
-			if (target_path != "empty")//if you didn't type empty, we want to load the pod with a delivery
-				var/delivery = text2path(target_path)
-				if(!ispath(delivery))
-					delivery = pick_closest_path(target_path)
-					if(!delivery)
-						alert("ERROR: Incorrect / improper path given.")
-				new delivery(pod)
-			new /obj/effect/pod_landingzone(get_turf(target), pod)
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_SUPPLYPOD)
-			var/datum/centcom_podlauncher/plaunch  = new(usr)
-			if(!holder)
-				return
-			plaunch.specificTarget = target
-			plaunch.launchChoice = 0
-			plaunch.damageChoice = 1
-			plaunch.explosionChoice = 1
-			plaunch.temp_pod.damage = 40//bring the mother fuckin ruckus
-			plaunch.temp_pod.explosionSize = list(0,0,0,2)
-			plaunch.temp_pod.effectStun = TRUE
-			return //We return here because punish_log() is handled by the centcom_podlauncher datum
+	var/smite_path = GLOB.smites[punishment]
+	var/datum/smite/smite = new smite_path
+	var/configuration_success = smite.configure(usr)
+	if (configuration_success == FALSE)
+		return
+	smite.effect(src, target)
 
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_MAZING)
-			if(!puzzle_imprison(target))
-				to_chat(usr,"<span class='warning'>Imprisonment failed!</span>")
-				return
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_PIE)
-			var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie/cream/nostun/creamy = new(get_turf(target))
-			creamy.splat(target)
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_CUSTOM_PIE)
-			var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie/cream/nostun/A = new()
-			if(!A.reagents)
-				var/amount = input(usr, "Specify the reagent size of [A]", "Set Reagent Size", 50) as num|null
-				if(amount)
-					A.create_reagents(amount)
-			if(A.reagents)
-				var/chosen_id = choose_reagent_id(usr)
-				if(chosen_id)
-					var/amount = input(usr, "Choose the amount to add.", "Choose the amount.", A.reagents.maximum_volume) as num|null
-					if(amount)
-						A.reagents.add_reagent(chosen_id, amount)
-						A.splat(target)
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_CRACK)
-			if(!iscarbon(target))
-				to_chat(usr,"<span class='warning'>This must be used on a carbon mob.</span>", confidential = TRUE)
-				return
-			var/mob/living/carbon/C = target
-			for(var/i in C.bodyparts)
-				var/obj/item/bodypart/squish_part = i
-				var/type_wound = pick(list(/datum/wound/blunt/critical, /datum/wound/blunt/severe, /datum/wound/blunt/critical, /datum/wound/blunt/severe, /datum/wound/blunt/moderate))
-				squish_part.force_wound_upwards(type_wound, smited=TRUE)
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BLEED)
-			if(!iscarbon(target))
-				to_chat(usr,"<span class='warning'>This must be used on a carbon mob.</span>", confidential = TRUE)
-				return
-			var/mob/living/carbon/C = target
-			for(var/i in C.bodyparts)
-				var/obj/item/bodypart/slice_part = i
-				var/type_wound = pick(list(/datum/wound/slash/severe, /datum/wound/slash/moderate))
-				slice_part.force_wound_upwards(type_wound, smited=TRUE)
-				type_wound = pick(list(/datum/wound/slash/critical, /datum/wound/slash/severe, /datum/wound/slash/moderate))
-				slice_part.force_wound_upwards(type_wound, smited=TRUE)
-				type_wound = pick(list(/datum/wound/slash/critical, /datum/wound/slash/severe))
-				slice_part.force_wound_upwards(type_wound, smited=TRUE)
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_SCARIFY)
-			if(!iscarbon(target))
-				to_chat(usr,"<span class='warning'>This must be used on a carbon mob.</span>", confidential = TRUE)
-				return
-			var/mob/living/carbon/dude = target
-			dude.generate_fake_scars(rand(1, 4))
-			to_chat(dude, "<span class='warning'>You feel your body grow jaded and torn...</span>")
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_PERFORATE)
-			if(!iscarbon(target))
-				to_chat(usr,"<span class='warning'>This must be used on a carbon mob.</span>", confidential = TRUE)
-				return
 
-			var/list/how_fucked_is_this_dude = list("A little", "A lot", "So fucking much", "FUCK THIS DUDE")
-			var/hatred = input("How much do you hate this guy?") in how_fucked_is_this_dude
-			var/repetitions
-			var/shots_per_limb_per_rep = 2
-			var/damage
-			switch(hatred)
-				if("A little")
-					repetitions = 1
-					damage = 5
-				if("A lot")
-					repetitions = 2
-
-					damage = 8
-				if("So fucking much")
-					repetitions = 3
-					damage = 10
-				if("FUCK THIS DUDE")
-					repetitions = 4
-					damage = 10
-
-			var/mob/living/carbon/dude = target
-			var/list/open_adj_turfs = get_adjacent_open_turfs(dude)
-			var/list/wound_bonuses = list(15, 70, 110, 250)
-
-			var/delay_per_shot = 1
-			var/delay_counter = 1
-
-			dude.Immobilize(5 SECONDS)
-			for(var/wound_bonus_rep in 1 to repetitions)
-				for(var/i in dude.bodyparts)
-					var/obj/item/bodypart/slice_part = i
-					var/shots_this_limb = 0
-					for(var/t in shuffle(open_adj_turfs))
-						var/turf/iter_turf = t
-						addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, GLOBAL_PROC_REF(firing_squad), dude, iter_turf, slice_part.body_zone, wound_bonuses[wound_bonus_rep], damage), delay_counter)
-						delay_counter += delay_per_shot
-						shots_this_limb++
-						if(shots_this_limb > shots_per_limb_per_rep)
-							break
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_PICKLE)
-			target.turn_into_pickle()
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_FRY)
-			target.fry()
-
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_SHOES)
-			if(!iscarbon(target))
-				to_chat(usr,"<span class='warning'>This must be used on a carbon mob.</span>")
-				return
-			var/mob/living/carbon/C = target
-			var/obj/item/clothing/shoes/sick_kicks = C.shoes
-			if(!sick_kicks?.can_be_tied)
-				to_chat(usr,"<span class='warning'>[C] does not have knottable shoes!</span>")
-				return
-			sick_kicks.adjust_laces(SHOES_KNOTTED)
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_CLUWNE)
-			if(!iscarbon(target))
-				to_chat(usr,"<span class='warning'>This must be used on a carbon mob.</span>")
-				return
-			target.cluwneify()
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_GOODBYE) //sandstorm punish :) it starts here
-			var/mob/living/C = target
-			if(C.stat == DEAD)
-				to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>[C] is dead!")
-				return
-			else
-				C.goodbye() //sandstorm punish and ends here.
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_TABLETIDESTATIONWIDE) //SPLURT punishments start here
-			priority_announce(html_decode("[target] has brought the wrath of the gods upon themselves and is now being tableslammed across the station. Please stand by."), null, 'sound/misc/announce.ogg', "CentCom")
-			var/list/areas = list()
-			for(var/area/A in world)
-				if(A.z == SSmapping.station_start)
-					areas += A
-			SEND_SOUND(target, sound('modular_splurt/sound/misc/slamofthenorthstar.ogg',volume=60))
-			for(var/area/A in areas)
-				for(var/obj/structure/table/T in A)
-					T.tablepush(target, target)
-					sleep(1)
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_FAKEBWOINK)
-			SEND_SOUND(target, 'sound/effects/adminhelp.ogg')
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_NUGGET)
-			if (!iscarbon(target))
-				return
-			var/mob/living/carbon/carbon_target = target
-			var/timer = 2 SECONDS
-			for (var/_limb in carbon_target.bodyparts)
-				var/obj/item/bodypart/limb = _limb
-				if (limb.body_part == HEAD || limb.body_part == CHEST)
-					continue
-				addtimer(CALLBACK(limb, TYPE_PROC_REF(/obj/item/bodypart, dismember)), timer)
-				addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, GLOBAL_PROC_REF(playsound), carbon_target, 'modular_splurt/sound/effects/cartoon_pop.ogg', 70), timer)
-				addtimer(CALLBACK(carbon_target, TYPE_PROC_REF(/mob/living, spin), 4, 1), timer - 0.4 SECONDS)
-				timer += 2 SECONDS
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BREADIFY)
-			#define BREADIFY_TIME (5 SECONDS)
-			var/mutable_appearance/bread_appearance = mutable_appearance('icons/obj/food/burgerbread.dmi', "bread")
-			var/mutable_appearance/transform_scanline = mutable_appearance('modular_splurt/icons/effects/effects.dmi', "transform_effect")
-			target.transformation_animation(bread_appearance, time = BREADIFY_TIME, transform_overlay=transform_scanline, reset_after=TRUE)
-			addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(breadify), target), BREADIFY_TIME)
-			#undef BREADIFY_TIME
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BOOKIFY)
-			#define BOOKIFY_TIME (2 SECONDS)
-			var/mutable_appearance/book_appearance = mutable_appearance('icons/obj/library.dmi', "book")
-			var/mutable_appearance/transform_scanline = mutable_appearance('modular_splurt/icons/effects/effects.dmi', "transform_effect")
-			target.transformation_animation(book_appearance, time = BOOKIFY_TIME, transform_overlay=transform_scanline, reset_after=TRUE)
-			addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(bookify), target), BOOKIFY_TIME)
-			playsound(target, 'modular_splurt/sound/misc/bookify.ogg', 60, 1)
-			#undef BOOKIFY_TIME
-		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BONK)
-			playsound(target, 'modular_splurt/sound/misc/bonk.ogg', 100, 1)
-			target.AddElement(/datum/element/squish, 60 SECONDS)
-			to_chat(target, "<span class='warning big'>Bonk.</span>")
-
-	punish_log(target, punishment)
+/proc/breadify(atom/movable/target)
+	var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/bread/plain/funnyBread = new(get_turf(target))
+	target.forceMove(funnyBread)
 
+/proc/bookify(atom/movable/target)
+	var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/book/funnyBook = new(get_turf(target))
+	target.forceMove(funnyBook)
+	funnyBook.name = "Book of " + target.name
 /**
   * firing_squad is a proc for the :B:erforate smite to shoot each individual bullet at them, so that we can add actual delays without sleep() nonsense
   *
@@ -1569,10 +1317,10 @@ Traitors and the like can also be revived with the previous role mostly intact.
 	divine_wrath.fire()
 
 /client/proc/punish_log(var/whom, var/punishment)
-	var/msg = "[key_name_admin(usr)] punished [key_name_admin(whom)] with [punishment]."
+	var/msg = "[key_name_admin(src)] punished [key_name_admin(whom)] with [punishment]."
 	message_admins(msg)
 	admin_ticket_log(whom, msg)
-	log_admin("[key_name(usr)] punished [key_name(whom)] with [punishment].")
+	log_admin("[key_name(src)] punished [key_name(whom)] with [punishment].")
 
 /client/proc/trigger_centcom_recall()
 	if(!check_rights(R_ADMIN))
@@ -1747,3 +1495,19 @@ Traitors and the like can also be revived with the previous role mostly intact.
 	log_admin("[key_name(usr)] spawned floor cluwne.")
 	message_admins("[key_name(usr)] spawned floor cluwne.")
 */
+
+/// "Immerse", or how I made the entire playerbase quit the game.
+/proc/immerse_player(mob/living/carbon/target, toggle=TRUE, remove=FALSE)
+	var/list/immersion_components = list(/datum/component/manual_breathing, /datum/component/manual_blinking)
+
+	for(var/immersies in immersion_components)
+		var/has_component = target.GetComponent(immersies)
+
+		if(has_component && (toggle || remove))
+			qdel(has_component)
+		else if(toggle || !remove)
+			target.AddComponent(immersies)
+
+/proc/mass_immerse(remove=FALSE)
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/M in GLOB.mob_list)
+		immerse_player(M, toggle=FALSE, remove=remove)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/secrets.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/secrets.dm
index c7b3523906..84a91113bc 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/secrets.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/secrets.dm
@@ -567,20 +567,21 @@
 			message_admins("[key_name_admin(holder)] has removed everyone from \
 				purrbation.")
 			log_admin("[key_name(holder)] has removed everyone from purrbation.")
-		// if("massimmerse") // my immursion is ruinned :(
-		// 	if(!is_funmin)
-		// 		return
-		// 	mass_immerse()
-		// 	message_admins("[key_name_admin(holder)] has Fully Immersed
-		// 		everyone!")
-		// 	log_admin("[key_name(holder)] has Fully Immersed everyone.")
-		// if("unmassimmerse")
-		// 	if(!is_funmin)
-		// 		return
-		// 	mass_immerse(remove=TRUE)
-		// 	message_admins("[key_name_admin(holder)] has Un-Fully Immersed
-		// 		everyone!")
-		// 	log_admin("[key_name(holder)] has Un-Fully Immersed everyone.")
+		// Shh!! Don't let badmins know this isn't actually a button!
+		if("massimmerse")
+			if(!is_funmin)
+				return
+			mass_immerse()
+			message_admins("[key_name_admin(holder)] has Fully Immersed \
+				everyone!")
+			log_admin("[key_name(holder)] has Fully Immersed everyone.")
+		if("unmassimmerse")
+			if(!is_funmin)
+				return
+			mass_immerse(remove=TRUE)
+			message_admins("[key_name_admin(holder)] has Un-Fully Immersed \
+				everyone!")
+			log_admin("[key_name(holder)] has Un-Fully Immersed everyone.")
 	if(E)
 		E.processing = FALSE
 		if(E.announce_when>0)
diff --git a/code/modules/buildmode/submodes/smite.dm b/code/modules/buildmode/submodes/smite.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..5f5050b41f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/buildmode/submodes/smite.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,40 @@
+/datum/buildmode_mode/smite
+	key = "smite"
+	var/datum/smite/selected_smite
+
+/datum/buildmode_mode/smite/Destroy()
+	selected_smite = null
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/buildmode_mode/smite/show_help(client/user)
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>***********************************************************\n\
+		Right Mouse Button on buildmode button = Select smite to use.\n\
+		Left Mouse Button on mob/living = Smite the mob.\n\
+		***********************************************************</span>")
+
+/datum/buildmode_mode/smite/change_settings(client/user)
+	var/punishment = input(user, "Choose a punishment", "DIVINE SMITING") as null|anything in GLOB.smites
+	var/smite_path = GLOB.smites[punishment]
+	var/datum/smite/picking_smite = new smite_path
+	var/configuration_success = picking_smite.configure(user)
+	if (configuration_success == FALSE)
+		return
+	selected_smite = picking_smite
+
+/datum/buildmode_mode/smite/handle_click(client/user, params_string, object)
+	var/list/params = params2list(params_string)
+
+	if (!check_rights(R_ADMIN | R_FUN))
+		return
+
+	if (!params.Find("left"))
+		return
+
+	if (!isliving(object))
+		return
+
+	if (selected_smite == null)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>No smite selected.</span>")
+		return
+
+	selected_smite.effect(user, object)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/emote.dm b/code/modules/mob/emote.dm
index 1652997149..bfee6b87c0 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/emote.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/emote.dm
@@ -11,7 +11,9 @@
 	for(var/datum/emote/emote in key_emotes)
 		if(!emote.can_run_emote(src, TRUE, intentional, param))
 			continue
-		emote.run_emote(src, param, m_type, intentional)
+		if(emote.run_emote(src, param, m_type, intentional))
+			SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_MOB_EMOTE, emote, act, m_type, message, intentional)
+			return TRUE
 	if(!key_emotes)
 		to_chat(src, span_notice("Unusable emote '[act]'. Say *help for a list."))
 		return
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/anthropomorph.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/anthropomorph.dm
index c9af50de9d..d63f4e8af7 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/anthropomorph.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/anthropomorph.dm
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 	name = "Anthropomorph"
 	id = SPECIES_MAMMAL
 	default_color = "4B4B4B"
-	species_traits = list(MUTCOLORS,EYECOLOR,LIPS,HAIR,HORNCOLOR,WINGCOLOR,HAS_FLESH,HAS_BONE)
+	species_traits = list(MUTCOLORS,EYECOLOR,LIPS,HAIR,FACEHAIR,HORNCOLOR,WINGCOLOR,HAS_FLESH,HAS_BONE)
 	inherent_biotypes = MOB_ORGANIC|MOB_HUMANOID|MOB_BEAST
 	mutant_bodyparts = list("mcolor" = "FFFFFF","mcolor2" = "FFFFFF","mcolor3" = "FFFFFF", "mam_snouts" = "Husky", "mam_tail" = "Husky", "mam_ears" = "Husky", "deco_wings" = "None",
 						 "mam_body_markings" = list(), "taur" = "None", "horns" = "None", "legs" = "Plantigrade", "meat_type" = "Mammalian")
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/emote.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/emote.dm
index f7b82f9428..ead41dab4f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/emote.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/emote.dm
@@ -593,3 +593,12 @@
 		var/mob/living/carbon/C = user
 		if(isjellyperson(C))
 			pick(playsound(C, 'sound/effects/meatslap.ogg', 50, 1),playsound(C, 'sound/effects/gib_step.ogg', 50, 1))
+
+/datum/emote/inhale
+	key = "inhale"
+	key_third_person = "inhales"
+	message = "breathes in."
+/datum/emote/exhale
+	key = "exhale"
+	key_third_person = "exhales"
+	message = "breathes out."
diff --git a/config/entries/admin.txt b/config/entries/admin.txt
index d7932bbe13..75fc08f99e 100644
--- a/config/entries/admin.txt
+++ b/config/entries/admin.txt
@@ -30,9 +30,9 @@ MENTOR_LEGACY_SYSTEM
 ## Uncomment this to forbid admins from possessing the singularity.
 #FORBID_SINGULO_POSSESSION
 
-## Uncomment to show a popup 'reply to' window to every non-admin that receives an adminPM.
-## The intention is to make adminPMs more visible. (although I fnd popups annoying so this defaults to off)
-#POPUP_ADMIN_PM
+## Uncomment to give admins the ability to send a maptext popup to players.
+## Only fires when an admin requests it, not every ahelp.
+POPUP_ADMIN_PM
 
 ## Uncomment this to let players see their own notes (they can still be set by admins only)
 #SEE_OWN_NOTES
diff --git a/html/changelogs/archive/2024-10.yml b/html/changelogs/archive/2024-10.yml
index 5632d98a06..32714dd786 100644
--- a/html/changelogs/archive/2024-10.yml
+++ b/html/changelogs/archive/2024-10.yml
@@ -11,3 +11,11 @@
   - bugfix: Crop top
   - bugfix: HOP parade
   - bugfix: explorer suit (fukin spaget code)
+2024-10-08:
+  Just-Sim:
+  - rscadd: popup notices
+  - rscadd: the ocky icky
+  - code_imp: added rejuvenation to the admin context menu
+  - refactor: refactored smites
+  cyfause:
+  - bugfix: allow facial hair on anthromorph species
diff --git a/icons/misc/buildmode.dmi b/icons/misc/buildmode.dmi
index f0de428b6c..45ff81ba2d 100644
Binary files a/icons/misc/buildmode.dmi and b/icons/misc/buildmode.dmi differ
diff --git a/modular_splurt/code/modules/admin/verbs/randomverbs.dm b/modular_splurt/code/modules/admin/verbs/randomverbs.dm
index a0c81e3f19..157cb66883 100644
--- a/modular_splurt/code/modules/admin/verbs/randomverbs.dm
+++ b/modular_splurt/code/modules/admin/verbs/randomverbs.dm
@@ -1,12 +1,3 @@
-/client/proc/breadify(atom/movable/target)
-	var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/bread/plain/funnyBread = new(get_turf(target))
-	target.forceMove(funnyBread)
-
-/client/proc/bookify(atom/movable/target)
-	var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/book/funnyBook = new(get_turf(target))
-	target.forceMove(funnyBook)
-	funnyBook.name = "Book of " + target.name
-
 /client/proc/cmd_admin_subtle_headset_message(mob/M, sender = null)
 	if(!ismob(M))
 		return
diff --git a/sound/misc/roleplay.ogg b/sound/misc/roleplay.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..e9ec545500
Binary files /dev/null and b/sound/misc/roleplay.ogg differ
diff --git a/strings/phobia.json b/strings/phobia.json
index ee25cc62fa..d442e9f979 100644
--- a/strings/phobia.json
+++ b/strings/phobia.json
@@ -38,7 +38,7 @@
 		"brig",
 		"gulag"
 	],
-	
+
 	"conspiracies": [
 		"central command",
 		"command",
@@ -296,7 +296,7 @@
 		"i'll catch you",
 		"slip"
 	],
-	
+
 	"syndicate": [
 		"syndicate",
 		"changeling",
@@ -315,7 +315,7 @@
 		"enemy corporation",
 		"agent"
 	],
-	
+
 "anime": [
 		"anime",
 		"manga",
@@ -342,5 +342,59 @@
 		"neet",
 		"ora",
 		"~"
+	],
+	"ocky icky": [
+		"admeme",
+		"admin",
+		"ahelp",
+		"amogus",
+		"antag",
+		"antagonist",
+		"ban",
+		"banned",
+		"chat",
+		"click",
+		"c*der",
+		"coder",
+		"coders",
+		"discord",
+		"erp",
+		"forum",
+		"ick ock",
+		"joever",
+		"k",
+		"kek",
+		"kys",
+		"leddit",
+		"lmao",
+		"lol",
+		"mapper",
+		"moderator",
+		"mods",
+		"muderbone",
+		"murderboning",
+		"ocky",
+		"ooc",
+		"owo",
+		"pwn",
+		"powergame",
+		"reddit",
+		"round",
+		"rule",
+		"rp",
+		"self antag",
+		"selfantag",
+		"sprite",
+		"spriter",
+		"splurt",
+		"sus",
+		"tide",
+		"u",
+		"ur",
+		"uwa",
+		"uwu",
+		"valid",
+		"y",
+		"5head"
 	]
 }
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index e40eaa411e..b747134eac 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -318,6 +318,7 @@
 #include "code\_globalvars\tgui.dm"
 #include "code\_globalvars\traits.dm"
 #include "code\_globalvars\lists\achievements.dm"
+#include "code\_globalvars\lists\admin.dm"
 #include "code\_globalvars\lists\client.dm"
 #include "code\_globalvars\lists\flavor_misc.dm"
 #include "code\_globalvars\lists\keybindings.dm"
@@ -597,6 +598,7 @@
 #include "code\datums\components\_component.dm"
 #include "code\datums\components\acid.dm"
 #include "code\datums\components\activity.dm"
+#include "code\datums\components\admin_popup.dm"
 #include "code\datums\components\anti_magic.dm"
 #include "code\datums\components\area_sound_manager.dm"
 #include "code\datums\components\armor_plate.dm"
@@ -631,6 +633,8 @@
 #include "code\datums\components\lifesteal.dm"
 #include "code\datums\components\lockon_aiming.dm"
 #include "code\datums\components\magnetic_catch.dm"
+#include "code\datums\components\manual_blinking.dm"
+#include "code\datums\components\manual_breathing.dm"
 #include "code\datums\components\material_container.dm"
 #include "code\datums\components\mirage_border.dm"
 #include "code\datums\components\mirv.dm"
@@ -1579,13 +1583,43 @@
 #include "code\modules\admin\whitelist.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\callproc\callproc.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\DB_ban\functions.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\berforate.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\bloodless.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\boneless.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\bonk.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\bookify.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\brain_damage.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\bread.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\bsa.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\cluwne.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\custompie.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\dock_pay.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\fake_bwoink.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\finalmessage.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\fireball.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\fry.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\gib.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\immerse.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\knot_shoes.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\lightning.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\nugget.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\phobia_ocky_icky.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\pickle.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\pie.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\puzzle.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\rod.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\scarify.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\shoes.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\smite.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\supply_pod.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\supply_pod_quick.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\smites\tabletide.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\verbs\adminhelp.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\verbs\adminjump.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\verbs\adminpm.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\verbs\adminsay.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\verbs\ak47s.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\verbs\atmosdebug.dm"
-#include "code\modules\admin\verbs\bluespacearty.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\verbs\borgpanel.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\verbs\BrokenInhands.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\verbs\cinematic.dm"
@@ -2072,6 +2106,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\buildmode\submodes\fill.dm"
 #include "code\modules\buildmode\submodes\mapgen.dm"
 #include "code\modules\buildmode\submodes\save_area.dm"
+#include "code\modules\buildmode\submodes\smite.dm"
 #include "code\modules\buildmode\submodes\throwing.dm"
 #include "code\modules\buildmode\submodes\variable_edit.dm"
 #include "code\modules\cargo\bounty.dm"