diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm b/code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm
index 74d8a43347..2c03997a4a 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm
@@ -321,4 +321,27 @@
 	name = "headress of Nemes"
 	desc = "Lavish space tomb not included."
 	icon_state = "nemes_headdress"
-	icon_state = "nemes_headdress"
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+	icon_state = "nemes_headdress"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/frenchberet
+	name = "french beret"
+	desc = "A quality beret, infused with the aroma of chain-smoking, wine-swilling Parisians. You feel less inclined to engage military conflict, for some reason."
+	icon_state = "beretblack"
+
+/obj/item/clothing/head/frenchberet/speechModification(M)
+	if(copytext(M, 1, 2) != "*")
+		M = " [M]"
+		var/list/french_words = strings("french_replacement.json", "french")
+
+		for(var/key in french_words)
+			var/value = french_words[key]
+			if(islist(value))
+				value = pick(value)
+
+			M = replacetextEx(M, " [uppertext(key)]", " [uppertext(value)]")
+			M = replacetextEx(M, " [capitalize(key)]", " [capitalize(value)]")
+			M = replacetextEx(M, " [key]", " [value]")
+
+		if(prob(3))
+			M += pick(" Honh honh honh!"," Honh!"," Zut Alors!")
+	return trim(M)
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diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/masks/miscellaneous.dm b/code/modules/clothing/masks/miscellaneous.dm
index 53bd5f32a4..96b8517e92 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/masks/miscellaneous.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/masks/miscellaneous.dm
@@ -47,7 +47,7 @@
 /obj/item/clothing/mask/fakemoustache/italian/speechModification(M)
 	if(copytext(M, 1, 2) != "*")
 		M = " [M]"
-		var/list/italian_words = strings("word_replacement.json", "italian")
+		var/list/italian_words = strings("italian_replacement.json", "italian")
 
 		for(var/key in italian_words)
 			var/value = italian_words[key]
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/civilian.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/civilian.dm
index 3c36247c6d..e0202db132 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/civilian.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/civilian.dm
@@ -91,7 +91,7 @@ Mime
 	uniform = /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/mime
 	mask = /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/mime
 	gloves = /obj/item/clothing/gloves/color/white
-	head = /obj/item/clothing/head/beret
+	head = /obj/item/clothing/head/frenchberet
 	suit = /obj/item/clothing/suit/suspenders
 	backpack_contents = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/bottleofnothing=1)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/say.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/say.dm
index 83d943ccbf..8a8c99bf32 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/say.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/say.dm
@@ -13,7 +13,8 @@
 		message = T.TongueSpeech(message)
 	if(wear_mask)
 		message = wear_mask.speechModification(message)
-
+	if(head)
+		message = head.speechModification(message)
 	return message
 
 /mob/living/carbon/can_speak_vocal(message)
diff --git a/strings/french_replacement.json b/strings/french_replacement.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..4c89d98812
--- /dev/null
+++ b/strings/french_replacement.json
@@ -0,0 +1,91 @@
+{
+
+    "french": {
+		"yes": "oui",
+		"no": "non",
+        "I'm": "j'", 
+        "am": "suis", 
+		"a": "un",
+        "and": "et", 
+		"the": "l'",
+		"I": "j'",
+		"for": "pour",
+		"with": "avec",
+		"of": "de",
+		
+		
+        "assistant": "ravageur",
+        "assistants": "ravageurs",
+        "baby": [
+            "enfant", 
+            "petit baguette"
+        ], 
+        "bad": "mal", 
+        "bye": [
+            "bon voyage", 
+            "adieu",
+			"au revoir"
+        ], 
+		"cake": "gateau",
+        "captain": "capitaine", 
+		"changeling": "changeur",
+        "cheese": [
+            "brie", 
+            "roquefort",
+			"camembert"
+        ], 
+		"cigarette": "clope",
+        "cook": "cuisinier", 
+        "dad": "papa", 
+        "enemy": "silly english dog", 
+        "friend": "ami", 
+        "good": "bon", 
+        "greytide": "les gitans", 
+        "greytider": "les gitans",
+        "greytiders": "les gitans",
+		"hardsuit": "burkini",
+        "hello": [
+            "'allo", 
+            "bonjour",
+			"salut"
+        ], 
+		"maint": "les banlieues",
+        "meat": [
+            "coq au vin", 
+            "boeuf"
+        ], 
+        "mom": "maman", 
+        "my": "mon", 
+        "nuke": [
+			"grand bombe", 
+			"la baguette ultime"
+		],
+        "op": "boche", 
+        "operative": "boche", 
+        "operatives": "boches", 
+        "ops": "boches", 
+        "urity": "urite", 
+        "security": "securite", 
+		"shit": "merde",
+        "shitcurity": [
+			"gendarmerie",
+			"les keufs"
+		],
+        "shitsec": [
+			"gendarmerie",
+			"les keufs"
+		],
+        "spaghetti": "macaroni", 
+        "spicy": "epice", 
+        "thanks": "merci",  
+		"tomato": "tomate",
+        "traitor": "collaborateur", 
+        "want": "envie", 
+        "what's": "quel est", 
+        "who's": "qui est",  
+        "why": "porquois", 
+        "wine": "vin",
+		"wizard": "sorcier"
+		}
+		
+}
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diff --git a/strings/word_replacement.json b/strings/italian_replacement.json
similarity index 99%
rename from strings/word_replacement.json
rename to strings/italian_replacement.json
index 9565ebe94a..42bef05a22 100644
--- a/strings/word_replacement.json
+++ b/strings/italian_replacement.json
@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 {
+	
     "italian": {
         "I'm": "I'm-a", 
         "am": "am-a", 
@@ -62,5 +63,7 @@
         "whose": "whose-a", 
         "why": "for-a what reason", 
         "wine": "vino"
-    }
-}
+		}
+	
+	
+}
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