I have no idea what I'm doing to be quite honest

code/modules/admin/verbs/SDQL2/SDQL_2.dm

@@ -95,6 +95,10 @@
 
 	Don't crash the server, OK?
 
+	"UPDATE /mob/living/carbon/monkey SET #null = forceMove(usr.loc)"
+
+	Writing "#null" in front of the "=" will call the proc and discard the return value.
+
 	A quick recommendation: before you run something like a DELETE or another query.. Run it through SELECT
 	first.
 	You'd rather not gib every player on accident.
@@ -740,6 +744,9 @@ GLOBAL_DATUM_INIT(sdql2_vv_statobj, /obj/effect/statclick/SDQL2_VV_all, new(null
 		var/datum/temp = d
 		var/i = 0
 		for(var/v in sets)
+			if(v == "#null")
+				SDQL_expression(d, set_list[sets])
+				break
 			if(++i == sets.len)
 				if(superuser)
 					if(temp.vars.Find(v))

code/modules/admin/verbs/SDQL2/SDQL_2_wrappers.dm

@@ -217,6 +217,9 @@
 /proc/_step_away(ref, trg, max)
 	step_away(ref, trg, max)
 
+/proc/_file(name)
+	return file(name)
+
 /proc/_instantiate_at(thing, location)
 	new thing(location)