Could this be the final commit?!

code/modules/mob/living/blood.dm

@@ -53,22 +53,22 @@
 
 		//Effects of bloodloss
 		var/word = pick("dizzy","woozy","faint")
-		switch(blood_volume)
+		//switch(blood_volume) Used to be a switch statement; now it uses ifs (so blood ratio can work.) Check my logic please.
-			if((BLOOD_VOLUME_OKAY * blood_ratio) to (BLOOD_VOLUME_SAFE * blood_ratio))
+		if(((BLOOD_VOLUME_OKAY * blood_ratio) < blood_volume) && (blood_volume <= (BLOOD_VOLUME_SAFE * blood_ratio)))
 			if(prob(5))
 				to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You feel [word].</span>")
 			adjustOxyLoss(round(((BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL * blood_ratio) - blood_volume) * 0.01, 1))
-			if((BLOOD_VOLUME_BAD * blood_ratio) to (BLOOD_VOLUME_OKAY*blood_ratio))
+		else if(((BLOOD_VOLUME_BAD * blood_ratio) < blood_volume) && (blood_volume <=(BLOOD_VOLUME_OKAY*blood_ratio)))
 			adjustOxyLoss(round(((BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL * blood_ratio) - blood_volume) * 0.02, 1))
 			if(prob(5))
 				blur_eyes(6)
 				to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You feel very [word].</span>")
-			if((BLOOD_VOLUME_SURVIVE * blood_ratio) to (BLOOD_VOLUME_BAD * blood_ratio))
+		else if( ((BLOOD_VOLUME_SURVIVE * blood_ratio) < blood_volume) && (blood_volume <= (BLOOD_VOLUME_BAD * blood_ratio)))
 			adjustOxyLoss(5)
 			if(prob(15))
 				Unconscious(rand(20,60))
 				to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You feel extremely [word].</span>")
-			if(-INFINITY to (BLOOD_VOLUME_SURVIVE * blood_ratio))
+		else if((-INFINITY < blood_volume) && (blood_volume <= (BLOOD_VOLUME_SURVIVE * blood_ratio)))
 			if(!has_trait(TRAIT_NODEATH))
 				death()
 
@@ -309,12 +309,23 @@
 /mob/living/proc/DecreaseBloodVol(var/value)
 	blood_ratio -= value
 
+//This is a terrible way of handling it.
 /mob/living/proc/ResetBloodVol()
-	if(ishuman(src) && src.has_trait(TRAIT_HIGH_BLOOD))
+	if(ishuman(src))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = src
+		if (src.has_trait(TRAIT_HIGH_BLOOD))
 			blood_ratio = 1.2
+			H.handle_blood()
+			return
+		blood_ratio = 1
+		H.handle_blood()
+		return
 	blood_ratio = 1
 
 /mob/living/proc/AdjustBloodVol(var/value)
 	if(blood_ratio == value)
 		return
 	blood_ratio = value
+	if(ishuman(src))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = src
+		H.handle_blood()

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/holder.dm

@@ -353,7 +353,8 @@ im
 			var/iconhtml = icon2html(A, seen)
 			for(var/mob/M in seen)
 				to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>[iconhtml] \The [my_atom]'s melts from the temperature!</span>")
-				playsound(get_turf(A), 'sound/effects/bubbles.ogg', 80, 1)
+				playsound(get_turf(A), 'sound/FermiChem/heatmelt.ogg', 80, 1)
+
 			qdel(A)
 			return
 	else if(istype(A, /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass) && ((pH < 0.5) || (pH > 13.5)))//maybe make it higher? Though..Hmm!
@@ -361,7 +362,7 @@ im
 		var/iconhtml = icon2html(A, seen)
 		for(var/mob/M in seen)
 			to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>[iconhtml] \The [my_atom]'s melts from the extreme pH!</span>")
-			playsound(get_turf(A), 'sound/effects/bubbles.ogg', 80, 1)
+			playsound(get_turf(A), 'sound/FermiChem/acidmelt.ogg', 80, 1)
 		qdel(A)
 	return
 

code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/glass.dm

@@ -167,12 +167,12 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/plastic
 	name = "x-large beaker"
-	desc = "An extra-large beaker. Can hold up to 150 units."
+	desc = "An extra-large beaker. Can hold up to 150 units. Is able to resist acid and alkaline solutions, but melts at 444K"
 	icon_state = "beakerwhite"
 	materials = list(MAT_GLASS=2500, MAT_PLASTIC=3000)
 	volume = 150
 	amount_per_transfer_from_this = 10
-	possible_transfer_amounts = list(5,10,15,20,25,30,60,120,150)
+	possible_transfer_amounts = list(5,10,15,20,25,30,50,100,150)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/plastic/update_icon()
 	icon_state = "beakerlarge" // hack to lets us reuse the large beaker reagent fill states
@@ -186,7 +186,7 @@
 	materials = list(MAT_GLASS=2500, MAT_PLASTIC=3000, MAT_GOLD=1000, MAT_TITANIUM=1000)
 	volume = 200
 	amount_per_transfer_from_this = 10
-	possible_transfer_amounts = list(5,10,15,20,25,30,60,120,150,200)
+	possible_transfer_amounts = list(5,10,15,20,25,30,50,100,200)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/noreact
 	name = "cryostasis beaker"

modular_citadel/code/datums/status_effects/chems.dm

@@ -121,15 +121,15 @@
 	message_admins("PElarge started!")
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/o = owner
 	var/items = o.get_contents()
-	for(var/obj/item/W in items)
-		if(W == o.w_uniform || W == o.wear_suit)
-			o.dropItemToGround(W, TRUE)
-			playsound(o.loc, 'sound/items/poster_ripped.ogg', 50, 1)
 	if(o.w_uniform || o.wear_suit)
 		to_chat(o, "<span class='warning'>Your clothes give, ripping into peices under the strain of your swelling pecker! Unless you manage to reduce the size of your emancipated trouser snake, there's no way you're going to be able to put anything on over this girth..!</b></span>")
 		owner.visible_message("<span class='boldnotice'>[o]'s schlong suddenly bursts forth, ripping their clothes off!'</span>")
 	else
 		to_chat(o, "<span class='notice'>Your emancipated trouser snake is so ripe with girth, you seriously doubt you'll be able to fit any clothes over it.</b></span>")
+	for(var/obj/item/W in items)
+		if(W == o.w_uniform || W == o.wear_suit)
+			o.dropItemToGround(W, TRUE)
+			playsound(o.loc, 'sound/items/poster_ripped.ogg', 50, 1)
 	return ..()
 
 
@@ -286,11 +286,8 @@
 				else
 
 			else if (resistanceTally > 150)
-				enthrallTally *= 0.5
 				phase = -1
-				resistanceTally = 0
 				to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'><i>You break free of the influence in your mind, your thoughts suddenly turning lucid!</i></span>")
-				to_chat(owner, "<span class='big redtext'><i>You're now free of [master]'s influence, and fully independant oncemore.'</i></span>")
 				owner.remove_status_effect(src) //If resisted in phase 1, effect is removed.
 			if(prob(10))
 				if(owner.lewd)
@@ -311,6 +308,7 @@
 				enthrallTally *= 0.5
 				phase -= 1
 				resistanceTally = 0
+				resistGrowth = 0
 				to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'><i>You manage to shake some of the effects from your addled mind, however you can still feel yourself drawn towards [master].</i></span>")
 				//owner.remove_status_effect(src) //If resisted in phase 1, effect is removed. Not at the moment,
 			if(prob(10))
@@ -321,6 +319,7 @@
 				enthrallTally = 0
 				phase -= 1
 				resistanceTally = 0
+				resistGrowth = 0
 				to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'><i>The separation from [(owner.lewd?"your [enthrallGender]":"[master]")] sparks a small flame of resistance in yourself, as your mind slowly starts to return to normal.</i></span>")
 				owner.remove_trait(TRAIT_PACIFISM, "MKUltra")
 			if(prob(2))
@@ -334,6 +333,7 @@
 				to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'><i>Your mind starts to heal, fixing the damage caused by the massive ammounts of chem injected into your system earlier, .</i></span>")
 				M.slurring = 0
 				M.confused = 0
+				resistGrowth = 0
 			else
 				return//If you break the mind of someone, you can't use status effects on them.
 
@@ -521,6 +521,7 @@
 	redirect_component = null
 	UnregisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_MOVABLE_HEAR)
 	owner.remove_trait(TRAIT_PACIFISM, "MKUltra")
+	to_chat(owner, "<span class='big redtext'><i>You're now free of [master]'s influence, and fully independant oncemore!'</i></span>")
 	//UnregisterSignal(owner, COMSIG_GLOB_LIVING_SAY_SPECIAL) //Should still make custom commands work after freedom, need to check.
 
 /*
@@ -643,7 +644,7 @@
 		return
 	else
 		deltaResist = 2 + resistGrowth
-		resistGrowth += 0.1
+		resistGrowth += 0.05
 
 	//distance modifer
 	switch(DistApart)

modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/genitals.dm

@@ -284,9 +284,14 @@
 		if(istype(O, /obj/item/organ/genital))
 			organCheck = TRUE
 	if (organCheck == FALSE)
+		if(ishuman(src))
 			dna.features["genitals_use_skintone"] = TRUE
 			dna.species.use_skintones = TRUE
 			return
+		//So people who haven't set stuff up don't get rainbow surprises.
+		dna.features["cock_color"] = "#[dna.features["mcolor"]]"
+		dna.features["breasts_color"] = "#[dna.features["mcolor"]]"
+	return
 
 /datum/species/proc/handle_genitals(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 	//message_admins("attempting to update sprite")

modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/fermi_reagents.dm

@@ -630,6 +630,20 @@ IMPORTANT FACTORS TO CONSIDER WHILE BALANCING
 
 /datum/reagent/fermi/BElarger/on_mob_add(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	. = ..()
+	if(!ishuman(M)) //The monkey clause
+		if(volume >= 10)
+			var/turf/T = get_turf(M)
+			var/obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/B = new /obj/item/organ/genital/breasts(T)
+			var/list/seen = viewers(8, T)
+			for(var/mob/S in seen)
+				to_chat(S, "<span class='warning'>A pair of breasts suddenly fly out of the [M]!</b></span>")
+			//var/turf/T2 = pick(turf in view(5, M))
+			var/T2 = get_random_station_turf()
+			M.adjustBruteLoss(5)
+			M.Knockdown(50)
+			B.throw_at(T2, 8, 1)
+		M.reagents.remove_reagent(src.id, 1000)
+		return
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
 	H.genital_override = TRUE
 	var/obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/B = H.getorganslot("breasts")
@@ -637,13 +651,14 @@ IMPORTANT FACTORS TO CONSIDER WHILE BALANCING
 		H.emergent_genital_call()
 		message_admins("No breasts found on init!")
 		return
-
 	var/sizeConv =  list("a" =  1, "b" = 2, "c" = 3, "d" = 4, "e" = 5)
 	B.prev_size = B.size
 	B.cached_size = sizeConv[B.size]
 	message_admins("init B size: [B.size], prev: [B.prev_size], cache = [B.cached_size], raw: [sizeConv[B.size]]") //if this runtimes it's cause someone's breasts are too big!
 
 /datum/reagent/fermi/BElarger/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M) //Increases breast size
+	if(!ishuman(M))//Just in case
+		return
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
 	var/obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/B = M.getorganslot("breasts")
 	if(!B) //If they don't have breasts, give them breasts.
@@ -742,6 +757,19 @@ IMPORTANT FACTORS TO CONSIDER WHILE BALANCING
 
 /datum/reagent/fermi/PElarger/on_mob_add(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	. = ..()
+	if(!ishuman(M)) //Just monkeying around.
+		if(volume >= 10)
+			var/turf/T = get_turf(M)
+			var/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/P = new /obj/item/organ/genital/penis(T)
+			var/list/seen = viewers(8, T)
+			for(var/mob/S in seen)
+				to_chat(S, "<span class='warning'>A penis suddenly flies out of the [M]!</b></span>")
+			var/T2 = get_random_station_turf()
+			M.adjustBruteLoss(5)
+			M.Knockdown(50)
+			P.throw_at(T2, 8, 1)
+		M.reagents.remove_reagent(src.id, 1000)
+		return
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
 	H.genital_override = TRUE
 	var/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/P = M.getorganslot("penis")
@@ -754,6 +782,8 @@ IMPORTANT FACTORS TO CONSIDER WHILE BALANCING
 	message_admins("init P len chem: [P.length], prev: [P.prev_size], cache = [P.cached_length]")
 
 /datum/reagent/fermi/PElarger/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M) //Increases penis size, 5u = +1 inch.
+	if(!ishuman(M))
+		return
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
 	var/obj/item/organ/genital/penis/P = M.getorganslot("penis")
 	if(!P)

modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/fermi.dm

@@ -85,7 +85,7 @@
 	CurveSharppH = 2 // How sharp the pH exponential curve is (to the power of value)
 	ThermicConstant = 5 //Temperature change per 1u produced
 	HIonRelease = -0.1 //pH change per 1u reaction
-	RateUpLim = 5.5 //Optimal/max rate possible if all conditions are perfect
+	RateUpLim = 55 //Optimal/max rate possible if all conditions are perfect (NEEDS TO BE A MULTIPLE OF 10 IF RESULTS IS DOWN BY A FACTOR OF 10)
 	FermiChem = TRUE//If the chemical uses the Fermichem reaction mechanics
 	FermiExplode = FALSE //If the chemical explodes in a special way
 
@@ -115,7 +115,7 @@
 	CurveSharppH 		= 4 		// How sharp the pH exponential curve is (to the power of value)
 	ThermicConstant		= -5 		// Temperature change per 1u produced
 	HIonRelease 		= 0.05 		// pH change per 1u reaction
-	RateUpLim 			= 5 		// Optimal/max rate possible if all conditions are perfect
+	RateUpLim 			= 20 		// Optimal/max rate possible if all conditions are perfect
 	FermiChem 			= TRUE		// If the chemical uses the Fermichem reaction mechanics
 	FermiExplode 		= TRUE		// If the chemical explodes in a special way
 	PurityMin 			= 0.25
@@ -151,7 +151,7 @@
 	CurveSharppH 			= 2
 	ThermicConstant 		= 1
 	HIonRelease 			= 0.5
-	RateUpLim 				= 5
+	RateUpLim 				= 50
 	FermiChem				= TRUE
 	FermiExplode 			= TRUE
 	PurityMin 				= 0.1
@@ -183,7 +183,7 @@
 	CurveSharppH 			= 2
 	ThermicConstant 		= 1
 	HIonRelease 			= -0.5
-	RateUpLim 				= 5
+	RateUpLim 				= 50
 	FermiChem				= TRUE
 	FermiExplode 			= TRUE
 	PurityMin 				= 0.1
@@ -215,7 +215,7 @@
 	CurveSharppH 			= 1
 	ThermicConstant 		= 20
 	HIonRelease 			= -0.5
-	RateUpLim 				= 10
+	RateUpLim 				= 20
 	FermiChem				= TRUE
 	FermiExplode 			= TRUE
 	PurityMin 				= 0.25 // explode purity!
@@ -297,7 +297,7 @@
 	CurveSharppH 	= 0.5
 	ThermicConstant = -2
 	HIonRelease 	= -0.05
-	RateUpLim 		= 5
+	RateUpLim 		= 50
 	FermiChem 		= TRUE
 	FermiExplode 	= TRUE
 	PurityMin		= 0.5
@@ -328,7 +328,7 @@
 	CurveSharppH 	= 0.5
 	ThermicConstant = -10
 	HIonRelease 	= -0.1
-	RateUpLim 		= 10
+	RateUpLim 		= 20
 	FermiChem 		= TRUE
 	PurityMin		= 0.30
 
@@ -352,7 +352,7 @@
 	CurveSharppH 	= 1
 	ThermicConstant = 5
 	HIonRelease 	= 0.01
-	RateUpLim 		= 100
+	RateUpLim 		= 200
 	FermiChem 		= TRUE
 	PurityMin		= 0.15
 
@@ -373,7 +373,7 @@
 	CurveSharppH 	= 0
 	ThermicConstant = 0
 	HIonRelease 	= -0.01
-	RateUpLim 		= 20
+	RateUpLim 		= 200
 	FermiChem 		= TRUE
 
 /datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/fermiABuffer/FermiFinish(datum/reagents/holder, var/atom/my_atom) //might need this
@@ -398,7 +398,7 @@
 	CurveSharppH 	= 0
 	ThermicConstant = 0
 	HIonRelease 	= 0.01
-	RateUpLim 		= 20
+	RateUpLim 		= 200
 	FermiChem 		= TRUE
 
 /datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/fermiBBuffer/FermiFinish(datum/reagents/holder, var/atom/my_atom) //might need this

sound/FermiChem/SoundSources.txt

@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+heatmelt.ogg - 	from https://freesound.org/people/toiletrolltube/sounds/181483/
+		from https://freesound.org/people/MrVasLuk/sounds/304619/
+		from https://freesound.org/people/Benboncan/sounds/74899/
+		from bubbles2.ogg
+heatacid.ogg - 	from https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/sounds/233697/
+	        from bubbles2.ogg
+	        from fuse.ogg		
+		
+Work is licensed under the Creative Commons and Attribution License.