diff --git a/_maps/map_files/CogStation/CogStation.dmm b/_maps/map_files/CogStation/CogStation.dmm
index e520b9d2f2..e871b0145c 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/CogStation/CogStation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/CogStation/CogStation.dmm
@@ -5392,6 +5392,7 @@
 /area/maintenance/disposal)
 "ann" = (
 /obj/effect/landmark/event_spawn,
+/obj/item/hilbertshotel/ghostdojo,
 /turf/open/floor/goonplaque{
 	desc = "It reads 'In honor of spacemen past, whose work allowed this station to find its new home. The fact that you stand on a station originally built light years away is a definitive representation of the ingenuity of the human spirit.' Beneath this is the image of a spaceman rocketing upwards by means of what appears to be a match and flatulence."
 	},
@@ -8263,7 +8264,7 @@
 	dir = 4
 	},
 /obj/item/bikehorn/rubberducky,
-/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/yes_erpp{
+/obj/structure/sign/poster/contraband/yes_erp{
 	pixel_y = 32
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/plasteel/freezer,
@@ -36761,7 +36762,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/light/small{
 	dir = 4
 	},
-/obj/item/storage/box/engineer{
+/obj/item/storage/box/survival/engineer{
 	pixel_y = 4
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/plasteel,
@@ -42358,6 +42359,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/orange/hidden{
 	dir = 8
 	},
+/obj/item/hilbertshotel/ghostdojo,
 /turf/open/floor/plasteel,
 /area/hallway/secondary/exit/departure_lounge)
 "bOi" = (
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/LambdaStation/lambda.dmm b/_maps/map_files/LambdaStation/lambda.dmm
index 7af76cfbab..223dc466e4 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/LambdaStation/lambda.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/LambdaStation/lambda.dmm
@@ -63491,6 +63491,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/newscaster{
 	pixel_y = 33
 	},
+/obj/item/hilbertshotel/ghostdojo,
 /turf/open/floor/carpet,
 /area/hallway/secondary/entry)
 "dQE" = (
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/OmegaStation/job_changes.dm b/_maps/map_files/OmegaStation/job_changes.dm
index bef766da7b..210379d74b 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/OmegaStation/job_changes.dm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/OmegaStation/job_changes.dm
@@ -81,7 +81,7 @@
 /datum/outfit/job/engineer/New()
 	..()
 	MAP_JOB_CHECK
-	box = /obj/item/storage/box/engineer/radio
+	box = /obj/item/storage/box/survival/engineer/radio
 
 /datum/job/atmos/New()
 	..()
@@ -119,7 +119,7 @@
 
 /datum/outfit/job/mining/New()
 	..()
-	box = /obj/item/storage/box/engineer/radio
+	box = /obj/item/storage/box/survival/engineer/radio
 
 //Service
 
diff --git a/_maps/splurt_maps/map_files/Smexistation/Snaxi_Splurt.dmm b/_maps/splurt_maps/map_files/Smexistation/Snaxi_Splurt.dmm
index 62ad6d3299..377b2e9c35 100644
--- a/_maps/splurt_maps/map_files/Smexistation/Snaxi_Splurt.dmm
+++ b/_maps/splurt_maps/map_files/Smexistation/Snaxi_Splurt.dmm
@@ -38072,6 +38072,10 @@
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/plasteel,
 /area/engineering/main)
+"pGz" = (
+/obj/item/hilbertshotel/ghostdojo,
+/turf/open/floor/carpet,
+/area/hallway/secondary/exit/departure_lounge)
 "pGL" = (
 /obj/machinery/light/small{
 	dir = 8
@@ -91138,7 +91142,7 @@ daX
 uBa
 uBa
 kJn
-wbE
+pGz
 jog
 uBa
 len
diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/splurtcode/admin.dm b/code/__DEFINES/splurtcode/admin.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..b78b257663
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/splurtcode/admin.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_TABLETIDESTATIONWIDE "Tabletide Stationwide"
+#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_FAKEBWOINK "Fake Bwoink"
+#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_NUGGET "Nugget"
+#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BREADIFY ":b:read"
+#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BOOKIFY "Bookify"
+#define ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BONK "Bonk"
diff --git a/code/controllers/subsystem/ticker.dm b/code/controllers/subsystem/ticker.dm
index c68708c5fe..4f5600f91f 100755
--- a/code/controllers/subsystem/ticker.dm
+++ b/code/controllers/subsystem/ticker.dm
@@ -710,6 +710,16 @@ SUBSYSTEM_DEF(ticker)
 	update_everything_flag_in_db()
 	if(!round_end_sound)
 		round_end_sound = pick(\
+		'modular_splurt/sound/roundend/dotheballsgo.ogg',
+		'modular_splurt/sound/roundend/filledwith.ogg',
+		'modular_splurt/sound/roundend/iknowwhat.ogg',
+		'modular_splurt/sound/roundend/lottawords.ogg',
+		'modular_splurt/sound/roundend/pissesonme.ogg',
+		'modular_splurt/sound/roundend/theballsgothard.ogg',
+		'modular_splurt/sound/roundend/iwishtherewassomethingmore.ogg',
+		'modular_splurt/sound/roundend/likeisaid.ogg',
+		'modular_splurt/sound/roundend/whatarottenwaytodie.ogg',
+		'modular_splurt/sound/roundend/whatashame.ogg',
 		'sound/roundend/newroundsexy.ogg',
 		'sound/roundend/apcdestroyed.ogg',
 		'sound/roundend/seeyoulaterokay.ogg',
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/randomverbs.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/randomverbs.dm
index a2cb1e253d..e6ccad828d 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/randomverbs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/randomverbs.dm
@@ -1354,7 +1354,13 @@ Traitors and the like can also be revived with the previous role mostly intact.
 		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BLEED,
 		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_SCARIFY,
 		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_CLUWNE,
-		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_GOODBYE)
+		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_GOODBYE,
+		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_TABLETIDESTATIONWIDE,
+		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_FAKEBWOINK,
+		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_NUGGET,
+		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BREADIFY,
+		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BOOKIFY,
+		ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BONK)
 
 	var/punishment = input("Choose a punishment", "DIVINE SMITING") as null|anything in punishment_list
 
@@ -1363,6 +1369,9 @@ Traitors and the like can also be revived with the previous role mostly intact.
 
 	switch(punishment)
 		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_LIGHTNING)
+			if(prob(75))
+				playsound(target, 'modular_splurt/sound/misc/NOW.ogg', 75, FALSE)
+				sleep(4 SECONDS)
 			var/turf/T = get_step(get_step(target, NORTH), NORTH)
 			T.Beam(target, icon_state="lightning[rand(1,12)]", time = 5)
 			target.adjustFireLoss(75)
@@ -1532,6 +1541,51 @@ Traitors and the like can also be revived with the previous role mostly intact.
 				return
 			else
 				C.pregoodbye(C) //sandstorm punish and ends here.
+		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_TABLETIDESTATIONWIDE) //SPLURT punishments start here
+			priority_announce(html_decode("[target] has brought the wrath of the gods upon themselves and is now being tableslammed across the station. Please stand by."), null, 'sound/misc/announce.ogg', "CentCom")
+			var/list/areas = list()
+			for(var/area/A in world)
+				if(A.z == SSmapping.station_start)
+					areas += A
+			SEND_SOUND(target, sound('modular_splurt/sound/misc/slamofthenorthstar.ogg',volume=60))
+			for(var/area/A in areas)
+				for(var/obj/structure/table/T in A)
+					T.tablepush(target, target)
+					sleep(1)
+		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_FAKEBWOINK)
+			SEND_SOUND(target, 'sound/effects/adminhelp.ogg')
+		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_NUGGET)
+			if (!iscarbon(target))
+				return
+			var/mob/living/carbon/carbon_target = target
+			var/timer = 2 SECONDS
+			for (var/_limb in carbon_target.bodyparts)
+				var/obj/item/bodypart/limb = _limb
+				if (limb.body_part == HEAD || limb.body_part == CHEST)
+					continue
+				addtimer(CALLBACK(limb, /obj/item/bodypart/.proc/dismember), timer)
+				addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/playsound, carbon_target, 'modular_splurt/sound/effects/cartoon_pop.ogg', 70), timer)
+				addtimer(CALLBACK(carbon_target, /mob/living/.proc/spin, 4, 1), timer - 0.4 SECONDS)
+				timer += 2 SECONDS
+		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BREADIFY)
+			#define BREADIFY_TIME (5 SECONDS)
+			var/mutable_appearance/bread_appearance = mutable_appearance('icons/obj/food/burgerbread.dmi', "bread")
+			var/mutable_appearance/transform_scanline = mutable_appearance('modular_splurt/icons/effects/effects.dmi', "transform_effect")
+			target.transformation_animation(bread_appearance, time = BREADIFY_TIME, transform_overlay=transform_scanline, reset_after=TRUE)
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/breadify, target), BREADIFY_TIME)
+			#undef BREADIFY_TIME
+		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BOOKIFY)
+			#define BOOKIFY_TIME (2 SECONDS)
+			var/mutable_appearance/book_appearance = mutable_appearance('icons/obj/library.dmi', "book")
+			var/mutable_appearance/transform_scanline = mutable_appearance('modular_splurt/icons/effects/effects.dmi', "transform_effect")
+			target.transformation_animation(book_appearance, time = BOOKIFY_TIME, transform_overlay=transform_scanline, reset_after=TRUE)
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/bookify, target), BOOKIFY_TIME)
+			playsound(target, 'modular_splurt/sound/misc/bookify.ogg', 60, 1)
+			#undef BOOKIFY_TIME
+		if(ADMIN_PUNISHMENT_BONK)
+			playsound(target, 'modular_splurt/sound/misc/bonk.ogg', 100, 1)
+			target.AddElement(/datum/element/squish, 60 SECONDS)
+			to_chat(target, "<span class='warning big'>Bonk.</span>")
 
 	punish_log(target, punishment)
 
diff --git a/modular_splurt/code/__HELPERS/icons.dm b/modular_splurt/code/__HELPERS/icons.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..9a242ca805
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_splurt/code/__HELPERS/icons.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,56 @@
+GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(transformation_animation_objects)
+
+/*
+ * Creates animation that turns current icon into result appearance from top down.
+ *
+ * result_appearance - End result appearance/atom/image
+ * time - Animation duration
+ * transform_overlay - Appearance/atom/image of effect that moves along the animation - should be horizonatally centered
+ * reset_after - If FALSE, filters won't be reset and helper vis_objects will not be removed after animation duration expires. Cleanup must be handled by the caller!
+ */
+/atom/movable/proc/transformation_animation(result_appearance,time = 3 SECONDS,transform_overlay,reset_after=TRUE)
+	var/list/transformation_objects = GLOB.transformation_animation_objects[src] || list()
+	//Disappearing part
+	var/top_part_filter = filter(type="alpha",icon=icon('icons/effects/alphacolors.dmi',"white"),y=0)
+	filters += top_part_filter
+	var/filter_index = length(filters)
+	animate(filters[filter_index],y=-32,time=time)
+	//Appearing part
+	var/obj/effect/overlay/appearing_part = new
+	appearing_part.appearance = result_appearance
+	appearing_part.appearance_flags |= KEEP_TOGETHER | KEEP_APART
+	appearing_part.vis_flags = VIS_INHERIT_ID
+	appearing_part.filters = filter(type="alpha",icon=icon('icons/effects/alphacolors.dmi',"white"),y=0,flags=MASK_INVERSE)
+	animate(appearing_part.filters[1],y=-32,time=time)
+	transformation_objects += appearing_part
+	//Transform effect thing - todo make appearance passed in
+	if(transform_overlay)
+		var/obj/transform_effect = new
+		transform_effect.appearance = transform_overlay
+		transform_effect.vis_flags = VIS_INHERIT_ID
+		transform_effect.pixel_y = 16
+		transform_effect.alpha = 255
+		transformation_objects += transform_effect
+		animate(transform_effect,pixel_y=-16,time=time)
+		animate(alpha=0)
+
+	GLOB.transformation_animation_objects[src] = transformation_objects
+	for(var/A in transformation_objects)
+		vis_contents += A
+	if(reset_after)
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(src,.proc/_reset_transformation_animation,filter_index),time)
+
+/*
+ * Resets filters and removes transformation animations helper objects from vis contents.
+*/
+/atom/movable/proc/_reset_transformation_animation(filter_index)
+	var/list/transformation_objects = GLOB.transformation_animation_objects[src]
+	for(var/A in transformation_objects)
+		vis_contents -= A
+		qdel(A)
+	transformation_objects.Cut()
+	GLOB.transformation_animation_objects -= src
+	if(filters && length(filters) >= filter_index)
+		filters -= filters[filter_index]
+	//else
+	//	filters = null
diff --git a/modular_splurt/code/modules/admin/verbs/randomverbs.dm b/modular_splurt/code/modules/admin/verbs/randomverbs.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..ba7c712761
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_splurt/code/modules/admin/verbs/randomverbs.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+/client/proc/breadify(atom/movable/target)
+	var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/bread/plain/funnyBread = new(get_turf(target))
+	target.forceMove(funnyBread)
+
+/client/proc/bookify(atom/movable/target)
+	var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/book/funnyBook = new(get_turf(target))
+	target.forceMove(funnyBook)
+	funnyBook.name = "Book of " + target.name
diff --git a/modular_splurt/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks.dm b/modular_splurt/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..d42cfd8712
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_splurt/code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/store/book
+	name = "book"
+	desc = "Could it be? A LoR reference? And is it... Edible?"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/library.dmi'
+	icon_state = "book"
+	tastes = list("broken dreams and promises" = 10)
+	foodtype = GROSS
+	dunkable = TRUE
+	volume = 80
+	bitesize = 4
+	bonus_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/nutriment = 1)
+	list_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/sodiumchloride = 1)
diff --git a/modular_splurt/icons/effects/effects.dmi b/modular_splurt/icons/effects/effects.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..cb775c9831
Binary files /dev/null and b/modular_splurt/icons/effects/effects.dmi differ
diff --git a/modular_splurt/sound/effects/cartoon_pop.ogg b/modular_splurt/sound/effects/cartoon_pop.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..aca8c7ade4
Binary files /dev/null and b/modular_splurt/sound/effects/cartoon_pop.ogg differ
diff --git a/modular_splurt/sound/misc/NOW.ogg b/modular_splurt/sound/misc/NOW.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..627983527e
Binary files /dev/null and b/modular_splurt/sound/misc/NOW.ogg differ
diff --git a/modular_splurt/sound/misc/bonk.ogg b/modular_splurt/sound/misc/bonk.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..8f03c8ecc0
Binary files /dev/null and b/modular_splurt/sound/misc/bonk.ogg differ
diff --git a/modular_splurt/sound/misc/bookify.ogg b/modular_splurt/sound/misc/bookify.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..bba99ace1d
Binary files /dev/null and b/modular_splurt/sound/misc/bookify.ogg differ
diff --git a/modular_splurt/sound/misc/slamofthenorthstar.ogg b/modular_splurt/sound/misc/slamofthenorthstar.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..4d28638b73
Binary files /dev/null and b/modular_splurt/sound/misc/slamofthenorthstar.ogg differ
diff --git a/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/dotheballsgo.ogg b/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/dotheballsgo.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..a467fffbb5
Binary files /dev/null and b/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/dotheballsgo.ogg differ
diff --git a/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/filledwith.ogg b/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/filledwith.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..e1c865f08d
Binary files /dev/null and b/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/filledwith.ogg differ
diff --git a/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/iknowwhat.ogg b/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/iknowwhat.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..948228d7ec
Binary files /dev/null and b/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/iknowwhat.ogg differ
diff --git a/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/iwishtherewassomethingmore.ogg b/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/iwishtherewassomethingmore.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..c7d2336145
Binary files /dev/null and b/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/iwishtherewassomethingmore.ogg differ
diff --git a/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/likeisaid.ogg b/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/likeisaid.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..063279db08
Binary files /dev/null and b/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/likeisaid.ogg differ
diff --git a/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/lottawords.ogg b/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/lottawords.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..060f889d22
Binary files /dev/null and b/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/lottawords.ogg differ
diff --git a/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/pissesonme.ogg b/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/pissesonme.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..4b857e95bf
Binary files /dev/null and b/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/pissesonme.ogg differ
diff --git a/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/theballsgothard.ogg b/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/theballsgothard.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..8c3e498e72
Binary files /dev/null and b/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/theballsgothard.ogg differ
diff --git a/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/whatarottenwaytodie.ogg b/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/whatarottenwaytodie.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..ca61a68f89
Binary files /dev/null and b/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/whatarottenwaytodie.ogg differ
diff --git a/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/whatashame.ogg b/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/whatashame.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..2c50b18701
Binary files /dev/null and b/modular_splurt/sound/roundend/whatashame.ogg differ
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 0c17da6bfb..73a03fa823 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -173,6 +173,7 @@
 #include "code\__DEFINES\skills\defines.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\skills\helpers.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\splurtcode\access.dm"
+#include "code\__DEFINES\splurtcode\admin.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\splurtcode\traits.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\storage\_storage.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\storage\volumetrics.dm"
@@ -4156,6 +4157,7 @@
 #include "modular_sand\code\modules\vending\clothesmate.dm"
 #include "modular_sand\code\modules\vending\kinkmate.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\__HELPERS\_cit_helpers.dm"
+#include "modular_splurt\code\__HELPERS\icons.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\_globalvars\lists\global_lewd.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\_globalvars\lists\mapping.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\_globalvars\lists\objects.dm"
@@ -4204,6 +4206,7 @@
 #include "modular_splurt\code\game\object\structures\crates_lockers\closets\slaver.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\game\object\structures\crates_lockers\crates\wooden.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\game\turfs\simulated\floor\fancy_floor.dm"
+#include "modular_splurt\code\modules\admin\verbs\randomverbs.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\game\turfs\simulated\wall\mineral_walls.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\modules\admin\verbs\one_click_antag.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\modules\antagonists\ashwalker.dm"
@@ -4227,6 +4230,7 @@
 #include "modular_splurt\code\modules\clothing\masks\miscellaneous.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\modules\clothing\shoes\miscellaneous.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\modules\clothing\under\miscellaneous.dm"
+#include "modular_splurt\code\modules\food_and_drinks\food\snacks.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\modules\events\meateor_wave.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\modules\events\meteor_wave.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\modules\food_and_drinks\recipes\drink_recipes.dm"