diff --git a/code/__SPLURTCODE/DEFINES/say.dm b/code/__SPLURTCODE/DEFINES/say.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..c5608da5cf
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/__SPLURTCODE/DEFINES/say.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+//Spans. Robot speech, italics, etc. Applied in compose_message().
+#define SPAN_SMALL "small"
diff --git a/modular_splurt/code/__HELPERS/unsorted.dm b/modular_splurt/code/__HELPERS/unsorted.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..2effd8e3c5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_splurt/code/__HELPERS/unsorted.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+/atom/proc/do_twist(targetangle = 45, timer = 20)
+	var/matrix/OM = matrix(transform)
+	var/matrix/M = matrix(transform)
+	var/halftime = timer * 0.5
+	M.Turn(pick(-targetangle, targetangle))
+	animate(src, transform = M, time = halftime, easing = ELASTIC_EASING)
+	animate(src, transform = OM, time = halftime, easing = QUAD_EASING)
diff --git a/modular_splurt/code/datums/elements/smalltalk.dm b/modular_splurt/code/datums/elements/smalltalk.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..cc236e7036
--- /dev/null
+++ b/modular_splurt/code/datums/elements/smalltalk.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+//For small players and such
+/datum/element/smalltalk
+	element_flags = ELEMENT_DETACH
+
+/datum/element/smalltalk/Attach(datum/target, force = FALSE)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!(isliving(target) || (force && istype(target, /atom/movable))))
+		return ELEMENT_INCOMPATIBLE
+
+	RegisterSignal(target, COMSIG_MOB_SAY, .proc/handle_speech)
+
+/datum/element/smalltalk/Detach(datum/source, force)
+	. = ..()
+	UnregisterSignal(source, COMSIG_MOB_SAY)
+
+/datum/element/smalltalk/proc/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args)
+	speech_args[SPEECH_SPANS] |= SPAN_SMALL
diff --git a/modular_splurt/code/game/object/structures/railings.dm b/modular_splurt/code/game/object/structures/railings.dm
index 7712257220..ca1e6e2c9e 100644
--- a/modular_splurt/code/game/object/structures/railings.dm
+++ b/modular_splurt/code/game/object/structures/railings.dm
@@ -151,15 +151,18 @@
 
 	usr.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] starts climbing onto \the [src]!</span>")
 
-	if(!do_after(user, 20, target = src))
+	if(!do_after(user, 15, target = src))
 		return
 
 	if(get_turf(user) == get_turf(src))
+		usr.dir = get_dir(usr.loc, get_step(src, src.dir))//turn and face railing
 		usr.forceMove(get_step(src, src.dir))
 	else
+		usr.dir = get_dir(usr.loc, loc)//turn and face railing
 		usr.forceMove(get_turf(src))
 
 	usr.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] climbed over \the [src]!</span>")
+	usr.do_twist(targetangle = 45, timer = 8)
 
 /obj/structure/railing/handrail
 	name = "handrail"
diff --git a/modular_splurt/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm b/modular_splurt/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
index 6f413f106a..c03e034e00 100644
--- a/modular_splurt/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
+++ b/modular_splurt/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
@@ -28,3 +28,10 @@
 		to_chat(src, "<span class='userdanger'>An admin has [!admin_sleeping ? "un": ""]slept you.</span>")
 		log_admin("[key_name(admin)] toggled admin-sleep on [key_name(src)].")
 		message_admins("[key_name_admin(admin)] toggled admin-sleep on [key_name_admin(src)].")
+
+/mob/living/adjust_mobsize()
+	. = ..()
+	if(mob_size == 0)
+		AddElement(/datum/element/smalltalk)
+	else
+		RemoveElement(/datum/element/smalltalk)
diff --git a/modular_splurt/code/modules/resize/resizing.dm b/modular_splurt/code/modules/resize/resizing.dm
deleted file mode 100644
index d98a2d6423..0000000000
--- a/modular_splurt/code/modules/resize/resizing.dm
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,11 +0,0 @@
-/*
-/mob/living/update_size(new_size)
-	. = ..()
-	if(!small_sprite)
-		small_sprite = new(src)
-
-	if(new_size >= (RESIZE_A_BIGNORMAL + RESIZE_NORMAL) / 2)
-		small_sprite.Grant(src)
-	else
-		small_sprite.Remove(src)
-*/
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 9c9f8422a4..32c8db8f73 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -247,6 +247,7 @@
 #include "code\__SPLURTCODE\DEFINES\is_helpers.dm"
 #include "code\__SPLURTCODE\DEFINES\mobs.dm"
 #include "code\__SPLURTCODE\DEFINES\radiation.dm"
+#include "code\__SPLURTCODE\DEFINES\say.dm"
 #include "code\__SPLURTCODE\DEFINES\signals.dm"
 #include "code\__SPLURTCODE\DEFINES\sound.dm"
 #include "code\__SPLURTCODE\DEFINES\subsystems.dm"
@@ -4192,6 +4193,7 @@
 #include "modular_splurt\code\__HELPERS\_cit_helpers.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\__HELPERS\icons.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\__HELPERS\matrices.dm"
+#include "modular_splurt\code\__HELPERS\unsorted.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\_DEFINES\is_helpers.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\_globalvars\lists\global_lewd.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\_globalvars\lists\mapping.dm"
@@ -4218,6 +4220,7 @@
 #include "modular_splurt\code\datums\components\crafting\recipes\recipes_misc.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\datums\components\crafting\recipes\recipes_primal.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\datums\components\crafting\recipes\recipes_robot.dm"
+#include "modular_splurt\code\datums\elements\smalltalk.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\datums\components\storage\concrete\pockets.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\datums\elements\crawl_under.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\datums\elements\spooky.dm"
@@ -4548,7 +4551,6 @@
 #include "modular_splurt\code\modules\research\techweb\nodes\bluespace_nodes.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\modules\research\techweb\nodes\medical_nodes.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\modules\research\techweb\nodes\misc_nodes.dm"
-#include "modular_splurt\code\modules\resize\resizing.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\modules\resize\smallsprite_action.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\modules\ruins\objects_and_mobs\ash_walker_den.dm"
 #include "modular_splurt\code\modules\ruins\spaceruin_code\hilbertshotel.dm"