// Modular-friendly way of adding new quirk-based inspect text
// Hijacks the function used for abductor examine
/mob/common_trait_examine()
	// The ever-important funny BYOND dots
	. = ..()

	// Empathy abilities escape clause
	// Please change this when adding new quirk detection
	if(!(HAS_TRAIT(usr, TRAIT_EMPATH) || HAS_TRAIT(usr, TRAIT_FRIENDLY) || src == usr))
		return

	// Pronoun stuff
	var/t_He = p_they(FALSE)
	//var/t_his = p_their()
	//var/t_is = p_are()

	// Check for Distant (no touch head!)
	if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_DISTANT))
		. += span_warning("You sense [t_He] might be disturbed by physical affection.")
	// Check for Heatpat Slut (pls touch head!)
	if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_HEADPAT_SLUT))
		. += span_info("You sense [t_He] appreciates receiving physical affection more than normal.")

/mob/can_read(obj/O)
	// Check for D4C craving
	if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_DUMB_CUM_CRAVE))
		// Warn user, then return
		to_chat(src, span_love("You try reading [O], but only warm seed comes to your mind!"))
		return

	// Return normally
	. = ..()