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7.5 KiB
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302 lines
7.5 KiB
Plaintext
Those motherfucking carp.
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Having sex in the maintenance tunnels.
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Space 'Nam.
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Space lesbians.
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Space NEETs.
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Space Hitler.
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Space Asshole.
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Ragin' mages.
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Very ragin' bullshit mages.
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Tunnel clowns.
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Corgi puppies!
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A loose cannon detective.
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Mime porn.
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That fukken disk.
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G-g-g-ghosts!
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A PDA shaped like a set of breasts.
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Woody-chan.
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Meaty ores.
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Yet another explosion in Toxins.
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The Captain thinking they're a badass.
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Ahhhhhhperatives.
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Mech bumper cars.
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Purrbation.
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Baymed.
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Being in a cult.
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Racially biased lawsets.
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Abusing Law 2 to get laid.
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Harm, a small rural town in Germany.
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Xeno fetishists.
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Running naked through a plasma fire.
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Gibtonite.
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A backpack full of mousetraps.
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The death squad.
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Kitty ears.
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An immovable rod.
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Her smuggler's satchel.
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Ian and Lisa fucking like rabbits.
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A Chief Engineer who can't set up the engine.
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Being sucked out into space.
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A whole bunch of spiders in a SWAT suit.
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Getting robusted with a toolbox.
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Officer Beepsky.
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Lying to the AI about human harm.
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The grey tide.
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ASS BLAST USA.
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The mechanics of plasmaman sex.
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Lavaland.
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Chainsaws for hands.
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Photocopies of the entire crew's asses.
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Venus human traps.
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Clown's Tears.
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Walking mushroom cockfights.
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Improper comdom use.
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Greentext.
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Coating the whole station in blood.
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Cock cultists.
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Defusing a syndicate bomb with another bomb.
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Going braindead mid-murder.
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A petsplosion.
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Meat spikes.
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Lopping off the Captain's johnson and shooting it out a pneumatic cannon.
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The secret monkey technique.
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Putting the pAI's doorjack where it don't belong.
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Chemical sprayers filled with lube.
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Curators.
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Spooky skeletons.
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Replicating the Milgram experiment with an electropack.
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Catgirls.
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An escape pod cuddle puddle.
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Code Delta.
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Supermatter undergarments.
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A permaban.
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Stealing all the miners' ore.
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Bluespace artillery.
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Poly reading porn over the radio again.
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Mining the shaft.
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Grab intent.
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A blob zombie with an erection.
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Backdoor Xeno Babes.
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Five hundred ice spiders.
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Cablecuffs.
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Hulk, TK and X-ray.
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Paranoia.
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Putting the boots to him, medium style.
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ERP-seeking meteors.
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Paperwork HoPs.
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Rampant vending machines.
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The prisoner transfer center.
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Nations.
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Using a supermatter shard as a dildo.
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Liquid gibs.
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Birdboat Station.
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Not rolling antag.
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Clusterbangs.
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Flashing.
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Space vine tentacles.
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Pizza delivery ops.
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Inviting all the lizards onto the holodeck for a party.
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A used corgi suit.
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Saxing.
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Carbon dioxide.
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Actually playing Cards Against Spess.
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Warm donk pockets.
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Fucking your own cloned body.
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MULEbot manslaughter.
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Hiding in a locker like a little bitch.
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Tabling.
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Gyrating slimes.
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A motherfucking sorcerer.
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Ash storms.
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Telescience.
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Nuke ops buying nothing but soap.
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Anatomically correct borgs.
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The dixel.
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Friendly neighborhood death squads.
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Rage cages.
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Lore that no one will read.
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A robust mongoloid.
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A subverted service borg.
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An obscene amount of bike horns.
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Space bear meat.
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Erotic roleplay.
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Chain-recalling the shuttle.
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Mailing the clown to singularity containment.
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A mime having a stroke.
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A muthafuckin' Uzi.
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Ian and the HoP.
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Force-feeding prisoners other prisoners' gibs.
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Assistants raiding the armory.
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A monkey coup d'etat.
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Brain cakes.
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Suiciding with a fedora.
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A MULEbot drag race.
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Automatons.
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Six max-cap bombs.
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Forgetting you're a traitor.
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Itching powder.
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Some overpowered bullshit.
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Griff.
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Ash drakes.
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A fascist captain.
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FREE DRONE.
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Memes.
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Warm, velvety lizard sex.
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Valid salad.
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Heavy roleplay.
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Never setting your goddamn suit sensors.
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An MMI floating helplessly through space.
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A tiny prick.
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Immulsions.
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100 potency bluespace bananas.
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The crotchety IBM piece of shit you're supposed to call an AI.
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An irritatingly chipper borg.
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The lizard fuckpile.
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Fat sprites.
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The throbbing erection that the HoS gets at the thought of shooting something.
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Trying to stab someone and hugging them instead.
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Buttbots.
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Murderboners.
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The spread-eagled Honkmother.
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A disposal loop full of corpses.
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Assistant-on-assistant violence.
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The mystery of atmos.
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PDA sexting.
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A cult rune drawn with menstrual blood.
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Magic missile spam.
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Double dongs.
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A ghost-powered Ouija board.
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A MILF AI.
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Shapely lizard tails.
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An unknown assistant with a gas mask, yellow gloves and toolbelt.
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Exile implanting all the lizards.
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Fluke ops.
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Two doctors 69ing in the surgery room.
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A double-bladed energy sword, noslips, thermals, ablative armor, adrenal implants and a healing virus.
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Space Ebola.
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Grammatically incorrect lizard names.
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Porn ops.
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A trial for once.
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Trading your TC for memes.
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Uranium tiles.
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An extremely obese European man being chestbursted.
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Horrific cloning accidents.
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A big, black shadowling dick.
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Emagging.
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Dead lizard storage.
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Dermal armor.
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Fisting somebody until they gib.
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Alternate uses for defibrillator paddles.
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Breaking spacetime with thousands of bluespace tomatoes.
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Licking the supermatter on a dare.
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Reagent farts.
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Doctor's Delight.
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Plasmaman strippers.
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A Quartermaster who WON'T STOP ordering guns.
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Space lag.
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Polishing the captain's laser rifle.
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That one asshole nuke op.
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A surprise visit from Nanotrasen's CEO.
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The bleeding, dismembered, beautiful corpse of the clown.
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A glass of ...what?
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Teaching a silicon the Birds and the Bees.
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Dropping the permabrig soap.
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The king of the rumba beat.
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Unnecessary surgery.
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Farting in the air distro loop.
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Krokodil addiction.
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A H.O.N.K. mech.
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A dominatrix HoS.
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Sexcurity.
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The Experimentor.
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That goddamn fucking mime.
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Actually taking a hostage instead of just murdering them.
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Spacing the clown at shift start.
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A rage suicide.
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The Warden furiously masturbating to the prison monitor.
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Welderbombing.
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Validhunting.
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Nar'Sie making love to Lord Singulo.
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Fun.
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HONK!
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Enough morphine to make the entire station comatose.
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A defective comdom.
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Cleanbot.
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A beaker of dried space carp penis.
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An Ian storm.
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Nuking it from orbit.
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My senpAI.
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Harmbatonning.
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A Nanotrasen D-Notice.
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TALKING MIMES.
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The lusty xenomorph maid.
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Using assistants as human shields.
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Sentient securitrons.
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Piloting the station into the nearest sun.
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Decorative C4.
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Lizard rights.
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A universal recorder endlessly reciting porn.
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The suicide HoPline.
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Cultism.
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A corgi orgy.
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Medbay stutterwhores.
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The scrubbers uncontrollably spewing cum.
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The lawyer's job.
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Emoting slowly drawing a gun, then slowly cocking the trigger, then slowly preparing to shoot...
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NAR'SIE HAS RISEN.
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Pierrot's Throat.
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A clown bomb.
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Space bees?
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Driving the clown car full speed into the engine.
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IC in OOC.
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The best cookie.
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The wizard with his staff inserted into his anus.
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The chef masturbating with a bowl of lukewarm spaghetti.
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Writing out Woody's Got Wood in crayon.
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Dismemberment.
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Begging the gods for free stuff.
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Whining to the gods after getting robusted.
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Committing sudoku.
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A blood-soaked clown popping out of a morgue tray.
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SS13's toxic community.
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Wheelchair Ian.
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An actually helpful assistant.
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Mindbreaker toxin.
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Legions of cyborg assholes.
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Homicidal chefs.
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Extended.
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Grammar fascist gods.
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Cortical borers.
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A masochist in an ash storm.
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Draconic.
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Riding borgs, cowgirl style.
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The Voice of God.
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Overpowered stuns.
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Unironically enjoying library smut.
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Spiritual journeys with BZ.
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Deep-fried body parts.
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Suit sensor unit gas chambers.
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Moonlighting.
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Sex inside a mech.
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The philosophical complications of Asimov.
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A changeling monkeying itself mid-coitus.
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Swarmers.
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A fully-dressed CMO.
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The hardworking engineer.
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Skewium-induced orgasm.
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A salt overdose.
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Mindswap.
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Potassium in the toilet bowls.
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Giving head to the heads.
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A lizard wearing cat ears.
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Precious clown gold.
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Dabbing on a pile of corpses.
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Tactical chairs.
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The sweet, forbidden meat of the gondola.
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Turning tricks for holocredits.
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A captain that doesn't secure the disk.
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A positive moodlet.
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A sexy clown.
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Razoring the wings off the moths.
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Wiring the ethereals into the powernet.
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Well-aged miasma. |