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"redpill_questions": [
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"What happened to the ceiling?",
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"Why is it called the emergency shuttle if it arrives every single shift?",
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"Where does the Cook get all this meat from?",
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"Space wind? How does that even make sense?",
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"Why does Nanotrasen hire Clowns and Mimes for every single station?",
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"Why is the station's air supply connected to the plasma tank?",
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"Why are there fire alarms everywhere but no sprinklers?",
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"Why is this a plasma research station if we know everything about plasma already?",
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"Who hires all these unqualified, violent assistants?",
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"How do the morgue trays know whether someone's soul is still in their body?",
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"If two miners were in Lavaland and one of them killed the other with a pickaxe, wouldn't that be fucked up or what?",
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"How do I know the names of all these people that I've never met before?",
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"How do I know the name of someone just by hearing them talk?",
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"How come a hole in the floor doesn't suck you out into space?",
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"Why is space cold?",
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"Why does space circle around on itself?",
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"Nanotrasen just clones us every shift.",
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"There's no biological difference between lizards and humans.",
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"Why is there a floor, but no roof?",
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"The universe always ends after we reach Centcomm.",
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"Everyone is controlled by strings behind a glowing screen",
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"Seperation is absolute.",
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"It doesn't take much for people to murder their friends.",
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"All the crew are just greytiders with different paint.",
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"What the fuck is CO2?",
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"2008 was 550 years ago.",
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"This is all an endless looping nightmare of misery.",
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"The ultimate god is really really stoned.",
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"Space stations are no substitute for healthy social interaction.",
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"The gods are always watching, and will wipe you from existence if you fuck up.",
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"How do mirrors give people haircuts?",
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"Why is this station so poorly designed?",
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"How can an escape pod only take two people normally, but an infinite number of people if they're lying down?",
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"Why do only lizards get their own native language?",
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"Why do people just randomly murder all their friends some shifts?",
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"If magic is real, why aren't we researching that?",
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"How is everyone a complete expert in every threat in the universe?",
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"If suit sensors are so important, why don't they always start maximized?",
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"If we can wash clothes in a sink, why do we need washing machines?"
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]
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}
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