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Poojawa 03086dfa91 Tg 1 28 sync testing/confirmation (#5178) 
* maps, tgui, tools

* defines and helpers

* onclick and controllers

* datums

fucking caught that hulk reversal too.

* game and shuttle modular

* module/admin

* oh god they fucking moved antag shit again

* haaaaate. Haaaaaaaaaate.

* enables moff wings

* more modules things

* tgstation.dme

before I forget something important

* some mob stuff

* s'more mob/living stuff

* some carbon stuff

* ayy lmaos and kitchen meat

* Human stuff

* species things

moff wings have a 'none' version too

* the rest of the module stuff.

* some strings

* misc

* mob icons

* some other icons.

* It compiles FUCK BORERS

FUCK BORERS
2018-01-29 04:42:29 -06:00

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//These are all minor mutations that affect your speech somehow.
//Individual ones aren't commented since their functions should be evident at a glance
/datum/mutation/human/nervousness
name = "Nervousness"
quality = MINOR_NEGATIVE
text_gain_indication = "<span class='danger'>You feel nervous.</span>"
/datum/mutation/human/nervousness/on_life(mob/living/carbon/human/owner)
if(prob(10))
owner.stuttering = max(10, owner.stuttering)
/datum/mutation/human/wacky
name = "Wacky"
quality = MINOR_NEGATIVE
text_gain_indication = "<span class='sans'>You feel an off sensation in your voicebox.</span>"
text_lose_indication = "<span class='notice'>The off sensation passes.</span>"
/datum/mutation/human/wacky/get_spans()
return list(SPAN_SANS)
/datum/mutation/human/mute
name = "Mute"
quality = NEGATIVE
text_gain_indication = "<span class='danger'>You feel unable to express yourself at all.</span>"
text_lose_indication = "<span class='danger'>You feel able to speak freely again.</span>"
/datum/mutation/human/mute/on_acquiring(mob/living/carbon/human/owner)
if(..())
return
owner.add_trait(TRAIT_MUTE, GENETIC_MUTATION)
/datum/mutation/human/mute/on_losing(mob/living/carbon/human/owner)
if(..())
return
owner.remove_trait(TRAIT_MUTE, GENETIC_MUTATION)
/datum/mutation/human/smile
name = "Smile"
quality = MINOR_NEGATIVE
dna_block = NON_SCANNABLE
text_gain_indication = "<span class='notice'>You feel so happy. Nothing can be wrong with anything. :)</span>"
text_lose_indication = "<span class='notice'>Everything is terrible again. :(</span>"
/datum/mutation/human/smile/say_mod(message)
if(message)
message = " [message] "
//Time for a friendly game of SS13
message = replacetext(message," stupid "," smart ")
message = replacetext(message," retard "," genius ")
message = replacetext(message," unrobust "," robust ")
message = replacetext(message," dumb "," smart ")
message = replacetext(message," awful "," great ")
message = replacetext(message," gay ",pick(" nice "," ok "," alright "))
message = replacetext(message," horrible "," fun ")
message = replacetext(message," terrible "," terribly fun ")
message = replacetext(message," terrifying "," wonderful ")
message = replacetext(message," gross "," cool ")
message = replacetext(message," disgusting "," amazing ")
message = replacetext(message," loser "," winner ")
message = replacetext(message," useless "," useful ")
message = replacetext(message," oh god "," cheese and crackers ")
message = replacetext(message," jesus "," gee wiz ")
message = replacetext(message," weak "," strong ")
message = replacetext(message," kill "," hug ")
message = replacetext(message," murder "," tease ")
message = replacetext(message," ugly "," beautiful ")
message = replacetext(message," douchbag "," nice guy ")
message = replacetext(message," whore "," lady ")
message = replacetext(message," nerd "," smart guy ")
message = replacetext(message," moron "," fun person ")
message = replacetext(message," IT'S LOOSE "," EVERYTHING IS FINE ")
message = replacetext(message," sex "," hug fight ")
message = replacetext(message," idiot "," genius ")
message = replacetext(message," fat "," thin ")
message = replacetext(message," beer "," water with ice ")
message = replacetext(message," drink "," water ")
message = replacetext(message," feminist "," empowered woman ")
message = replacetext(message," i hate you "," you're mean ")
message = replacetext(message," nigger "," african american ")
message = replacetext(message," jew "," jewish ")
message = replacetext(message," shit "," shiz ")
message = replacetext(message," crap "," poo ")
message = replacetext(message," slut "," tease ")
message = replacetext(message," ass "," butt ")
message = replacetext(message," damn "," dang ")
message = replacetext(message," fuck "," ")
message = replacetext(message," penis "," privates ")
message = replacetext(message," cunt "," privates ")
message = replacetext(message," dick "," jerk ")
message = replacetext(message," vagina "," privates ")
return trim(message)
/datum/mutation/human/unintelligible
name = "Unintelligible"
quality = NEGATIVE
dna_block = NON_SCANNABLE
text_gain_indication = "<span class='danger'>You can't seem to form any coherent thoughts!</span>"
text_lose_indication = "<span class='danger'>Your mind feels more clear.</span>"
/datum/mutation/human/unintelligible/say_mod(message)
if(message)
var/prefix=copytext(message,1,2)
if(prefix == ";")
message = copytext(message,2)
else if(prefix in list(":","#"))
prefix += copytext(message,2,3)
message = copytext(message,3)
else
prefix=""
var/list/words = splittext(message," ")
var/list/rearranged = list()
for(var/i=1;i<=words.len;i++)
var/cword = pick(words)
words.Remove(cword)
var/suffix = copytext(cword,length(cword)-1,length(cword))
while(length(cword)>0 && suffix in list(".",",",";","!",":","?"))
cword = copytext(cword,1 ,length(cword)-1)
suffix = copytext(cword,length(cword)-1,length(cword) )
if(length(cword))
rearranged += cword
message ="[prefix][jointext(rearranged," ")]"
return message
/datum/mutation/human/swedish
name = "Swedish"
quality = MINOR_NEGATIVE
dna_block = NON_SCANNABLE
text_gain_indication = "<span class='notice'>You feel Swedish, however that works.</span>"
text_lose_indication = "<span class='notice'>The feeling of Swedishness passes.</span>"
/datum/mutation/human/swedish/say_mod(message)
if(message)
message = replacetext(message,"w","v")
message = replacetext(message,"j","y")
message = replacetext(message,"a",pick("<22>","<22>","<22>","a"))
message = replacetext(message,"bo","bjo")
message = replacetext(message,"o",pick("<22>","<22>","o"))
if(prob(30))
message += " Bork[pick("",", bork",", bork, bork")]!"
return message
/datum/mutation/human/chav
name = "Chav"
quality = MINOR_NEGATIVE
dna_block = NON_SCANNABLE
text_gain_indication = "<span class='notice'>Ye feel like a reet prat like, innit?</span>"
text_lose_indication = "<span class='notice'>You no longer feel like being rude and sassy.</span>"
/datum/mutation/human/chav/say_mod(message)
if(message)
message = " [message] "
message = replacetext(message," looking at "," gawpin' at ")
message = replacetext(message," great "," bangin' ")
message = replacetext(message," man "," mate ")
message = replacetext(message," friend ",pick(" mate "," bruv "," bledrin "))
message = replacetext(message," what "," wot ")
message = replacetext(message," drink "," wet ")
message = replacetext(message," get "," giz ")
message = replacetext(message," what "," wot ")
message = replacetext(message," no thanks "," wuddent fukken do one ")
message = replacetext(message," i don't know "," wot mate ")
message = replacetext(message," no "," naw ")
message = replacetext(message," robust "," chin ")
message = replacetext(message," hi "," how what how ")
message = replacetext(message," hello "," sup bruv ")
message = replacetext(message," kill "," bang ")
message = replacetext(message," murder "," bang ")
message = replacetext(message," windows "," windies ")
message = replacetext(message," window "," windy ")
message = replacetext(message," break "," do ")
message = replacetext(message," your "," yer ")
message = replacetext(message," security "," coppers ")
return trim(message)
/datum/mutation/human/elvis
name = "Elvis"
quality = MINOR_NEGATIVE
dna_block = NON_SCANNABLE
text_gain_indication = "<span class='notice'>You feel pretty good, honeydoll.</span>"
text_lose_indication = "<span class='notice'>You feel a little less conversation would be great.</span>"
/datum/mutation/human/elvis/on_life(mob/living/carbon/human/owner)
switch(pick(1,2))
if(1)
if(prob(15))
var/list/dancetypes = list("swinging", "fancy", "stylish", "20'th century", "jivin'", "rock and roller", "cool", "salacious", "bashing", "smashing")
var/dancemoves = pick(dancetypes)
owner.visible_message("<b>[owner]</b> busts out some [dancemoves] moves!")
if(2)
if(prob(15))
owner.visible_message("<b>[owner]</b> [pick("jiggles their hips", "rotates their hips", "gyrates their hips", "taps their foot", "dances to an imaginary song", "jiggles their legs", "snaps their fingers")]!")
/datum/mutation/human/elvis/say_mod(message)
if(message)
message = " [message] "
message = replacetext(message," i'm not "," I aint ")
message = replacetext(message," girl ",pick(" honey "," baby "," baby doll "))
message = replacetext(message," man ",pick(" son "," buddy "," brother"," pal "," friendo "))
message = replacetext(message," out of "," outta ")
message = replacetext(message," thank you "," thank you, thank you very much ")
message = replacetext(message," what are you "," whatcha ")
message = replacetext(message," yes ",pick(" sure", "yea "))
message = replacetext(message," faggot "," square ")
message = replacetext(message," muh valids "," getting my kicks ")
return trim(message)
/datum/mutation/human/stoner
name = "Stoner"
quality = NEGATIVE
dna_block = NON_SCANNABLE
text_gain_indication = "<span class='notice'>You feel...totally chill, man!</span>"
text_lose_indication = "<span class='notice'>You feel like you have a better sense of time.</span>"
/datum/mutation/human/stoner/on_acquiring(mob/living/carbon/human/owner)
..()
owner.grant_language(/datum/language/beachbum)
owner.remove_language(/datum/language/common)
/datum/mutation/human/stoner/on_losing(mob/living/carbon/human/owner)
..()
owner.grant_language(/datum/language/common)
owner.remove_language(/datum/language/beachbum)
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