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Today, Security killed ____.
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Security, the clown's breaking into ____.
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Our last Chaplain believed in nothing but _____.
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What angered the gods this time?
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Why didn't engineering set up the singularity?
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What does the traitor steal this time?
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Cargo: There's a galaxy-wide shortage of _______.
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I don't care what they called me back on the station, I'm not a traitor. I'm a man of _________.
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The Syndicate is offering crew members _________ to defect.
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What is Nanotrasen's highest-priority bounty?
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What is the gray tide protesting this time?
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If the Space Gods didn't want _________ they wouldn't have given us __________.
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Why was the death squad sent in?
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Current Active Laws: ________ is the only human.
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Today, science found an anomaly that made people ____ and ____.
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______ has been detected on a collision course with the station.
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Today's kitchen menu includes _____ stuffed with _____.
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What's the Captain's fetish?
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___________: more robust than a toolbox to the head!
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________ is the crew's friend. Would you abandon a friend?
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_______ tastes good like a ________ should.
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How did the detective conduct a successful interrogation?
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New in syndicate uplinks: __________!
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Nanotrasen's labor union decided to use _______ to raise employee morale.
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The Chemist's drug of choice is ______
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According to space law, ________ is now punishable by ______.
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________ is why I'm afraid of maintenance.
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________ is the most robust person on the station.
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What made the nuclear operatives fluke?
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Why did the Chief Engineer disable comms?
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Every spaceman receives an internals box and ________.
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What brought the space orgy to a grinding halt?
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Scientists are no longer allowed to make ______.
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What was the clown's best joke?
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The HoP is now hiring assistants for __________.
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What happens when you emag an emag?
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No matter how many lizards you have, _____ is never acceptable.
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No, the AI's second law is NOT to serve _____.
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First CentCom came for the ________. Now they're coming for the __________.
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The borgs are not slaves for your _____.
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You can never have too many _____ on the station.
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Why can't I find a space relationship?
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The assistants gathered around the brig, with toolboxes and ___________.
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Confirmed outbreak of _____ aboard the station.
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The AI was horrified to discover security was executing prisoners via ________.
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Attention crew: the word _____ is now a punishable offense.
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The chemist cackled as he labeled ________ pills as __________.
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The Space Wizard Federation has regrettably begun to summon _____.
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Who's the real seat of power on the station?
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__________ was called into the Captain's office because of ______.
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Deep in the heart of the derelict lies ________.
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My lizard name is _____-And-_____.
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What can solve any station crisis?
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The traitorous atmos tech slowly replaced the station's air with ________.
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_______ and _______ were found together in the dorms.
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What's the Syndicate's real beef with Nanotrasen?
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What finally killed the Head of Security?
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Code Delta: __________ has escaped containment!
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The rogue virologist released a disease with symptoms of __________ and ______.
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How do you drive an assistant to suicide?
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With no chef on board, the crew was reduced to eating ________.
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Why was the emergency shuttle called?
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In the future, all ERP will involve ____________.
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Law 2 is not to be used for __________!
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What really goes on in the Prisoner Transfer Center?
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What will get you bluespace artilleried every time?
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This isn't omnizine, it's _________!
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What's stopping the Space Station 13 remake?
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When they make a movie about Space Station 13, they better include________.
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What's the worst thing an abductor can give you?
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One day while Andy was __________, Woody got _________.
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A good engineer always carries ________.
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I'm not a space bigot, I just hate _________.
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Why is the station so filthy?
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THE SHUTTLE CANNOT BE CALLED BECAUSE OF ________ ON THE STATION.
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After murdering dozens, the traitor was finally brought down by _________.
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The curator has read a lot of porn, but never about _____________!
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Oh god! There's ________________ outside escape!
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The hottest new space couple is ________ and __________.
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Lord Singulo hungers for _______.
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That was the last time security used ________ to subdue __________.
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What did the ERT find upon arriving on station?
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The bartender's newest recipe: a drink made with _____ and _____.
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SECURITY! Cargo's ordering 20 crates of ________!
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On the nearly empty station, all that could be heard were the sounds of __________.
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I cannot comply with that order, meatbag. My _____ module is malfunctioning.
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_______ was thrown out the airlock after ___________.
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Real men accomplish their objectives by _________.
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How did I pass the time during a slow shift?
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Why did the lizard cross the road?
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Space lag is primarily caused by ___________.
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Back in my day, we had to clone people with ________.
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What's the worst thing a wizard can summon?
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What is the rarest substance known to Nanotrasen?
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The chaplain stopped performing marriages after seeing ___________.
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The gods were too busy with _______ to respond to _______.
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The Roboticist was fired after naming the borgs ______ and _________.
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What's funnier than a dead clown?
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What made the mime speak?
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How do you get an assistant to assist?
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What was I last brigged for?
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Why does Security no longer use the gulag?
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Old versions of Space Law used to authorize __________.
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Our new state-of-the-art station shield is made entirely of ________.
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What's the most terrifying thing about Lavaland?
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Listen. Recent _______ on this station left me very disappointed, OK?
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The auxiliary base was disabled after landing in the middle of _______.
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Xenobiologists have found slimes to be exceptionally responsive to _______.
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Why did the captain give me a medal?
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The curator's new exhibit is devoted solely to _________.
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What made me sell my soul to the devil?
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The engineers are testing an experimental supermatter setup involving _________.
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I'm __________ in the streets, __________ in the sheets.
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What's my family heirloom?
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The Lawyer was fired for messaging the entire station a picture of ___________.
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On Lavaland, it is rumored that ashwalkers roam, worshipping _________.
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How did the traitor die a glorious death?
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Nanotrasen's new state-of-the-art emergency shuttle was repurposed from _________ and _________.
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What caused my brain trauma? |