diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/under/miscellaneous.dm b/code/modules/clothing/under/miscellaneous.dm
index 939933f9148..91b6711cb39 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/under/miscellaneous.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/under/miscellaneous.dm
@@ -632,36 +632,36 @@
 	body_parts_covered = 0
 
 /obj/item/clothing/under/dress/white
-	name = "fancy white dress"
-	desc = "A red shirt that has had the top cut low."
+	name = "white wedding dress"
+	desc = "A fancy white dress with a blue underdress."
 	icon_state = "whitedress1"
 	item_state = "whitedress1"
 	worn_state = "whitedress1"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/under/dress/white2
-	name = "fancy white dress"
-	desc = "A red shirt that has had the top cut low."
+	name = "long dress"
+	desc = "A long dress."
 	icon_state = "whitedress2"
 	item_state = "whitedress2"
 	worn_state = "whitedress2"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/under/dress/white3
-	name = "fancy white dress"
-	desc = "A red shirt that has had the top cut low."
+	name = "short dress"
+	desc = "A short, plain dress."
 	icon_state = "whitedress3"
 	item_state = "whitedress3"
 	worn_state = "whitedress3"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/under/dress/white4
-	name = "fancy white dress"
-	desc = "A red shirt that has had the top cut low."
+	name = "long flared dress"
+	desc = "A long white dress that flares out at the bottom."
 	icon_state = "whitedress4"
 	item_state = "whitedress4"
 	worn_state = "whitedress4"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/under/dress/darkred
 	name = "fancy dark red dress"
-	desc = "A red shirt that has had the top cut low."
+	desc = "A short, red dress with a black belt. Fancy."
 	icon_state = "darkreddress"
 	item_state = "darkreddress"
 	worn_state = "darkreddress"
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