diff --git a/code/modules/client/preference_setup/loadout/loadout_suit.dm b/code/modules/client/preference_setup/loadout/loadout_suit.dm
index bbee51c2cc..58cc98c6d5 100644
--- a/code/modules/client/preference_setup/loadout/loadout_suit.dm
+++ b/code/modules/client/preference_setup/loadout/loadout_suit.dm
@@ -66,6 +66,7 @@
 
 /datum/gear/suit/mil
 	display_name = "military jacket selection"
+	description = "Pick from a modest range of military surplus jackets. They even have some pocket space!"
 	path = /obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/miljacket
 
 /datum/gear/suit/mil/New()
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/suits/miscellaneous.dm b/code/modules/clothing/suits/miscellaneous.dm
index 381aef499f..ee53603903 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/suits/miscellaneous.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/suits/miscellaneous.dm
@@ -534,6 +534,13 @@
 	item_state_slots = list(slot_r_hand_str = "suit_olive", slot_l_hand_str = "suit_olive")
 	flags_inv = HIDEHOLSTER
 
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/miljacket/patchless
+	name = "military jacket, patchless"
+	desc = "A canvas jacket styled after classical American military garb. Feels sturdy, yet comfortable. This one has had all patches and badges removed."
+	icon_state = "militaryjacket_nopatch"
+	item_state_slots = list(slot_r_hand_str = "suit_olive", slot_l_hand_str = "suit_olive")
+	flags_inv = HIDEHOLSTER
+
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/miljacket/green
 	name = "green military jacket"
 	desc = "A dark but rather high-saturation green canvas jacket. Feels sturdy, yet comfortable."
@@ -548,6 +555,11 @@
 	item_state_slots = list(slot_r_hand_str = "suit_orange", slot_l_hand_str = "suit_orange")
 	flags_inv = HIDEHOLSTER
 
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/miljacket/tan/patchless
+	name = "tan military jacket, patchless"
+	desc = "A canvas jacket styled after classical American military garb. The patches have been stripped off. By a sandstorm, perhaps."
+	icon_state = "militaryjacket_tan_nopatch"
+
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/miljacket/grey
 	name = "grey military jacket"
 	desc = "A canvas jacket styled after classical American military garb. Feels sturdy, yet comfortable. This one's in urban grey."
@@ -555,6 +567,11 @@
 	item_state_slots = list(slot_r_hand_str = "suit_grey", slot_l_hand_str = "suit_grey")
 	flags_inv = HIDEHOLSTER
 
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/miljacket/grey/patchless
+	name = "grey military jacket, patchless"
+	desc = "A canvas jacket styled after classical American military garb. Feels sturdy, yet comfortable. Feels even greyer without the patches, somehow."
+	icon_state = "militaryjacket_grey_nopatch"
+
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/miljacket/navy
 	name = "navy military jacket"
 	desc = "A canvas jacket styled after classical American military garb. Feels sturdy, yet comfortable. Dark navy, this one is."
@@ -562,6 +579,11 @@
 	item_state_slots = list(slot_r_hand_str = "suit_navy", slot_l_hand_str = "suit_navy")
 	flags_inv = HIDEHOLSTER
 
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/miljacket/navy/patchless
+	name = "navy military jacket, patchless"
+	desc = "A canvas jacket styled after classical American military garb. Feels sturdy, yet comfortable. All navy, no patches."
+	icon_state = "militaryjacket_navy_nopatch"
+
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/miljacket/black
 	name = "black military jacket"
 	desc = "A canvas jacket styled after classical American military garb. Feels sturdy, yet comfortable. Now in tactical black."
@@ -569,6 +591,11 @@
 	item_state_slots = list(slot_r_hand_str = "suit_black", slot_l_hand_str = "suit_black")
 	flags_inv = HIDEHOLSTER
 
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/miljacket/black/patchless
+	name = "black military jacket, patchless"
+	desc = "A canvas jacket styled after classical American military garb. Feels sturdy, yet comfortable. Tactical black, and tactfully patchless."
+	icon_state = "militaryjacket_black_nopatch"
+
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/miljacket/white
 	name = "white military jacket"
 	desc = "A white canvas jacket. Don't wear this for walks in the snow, it won't keep you warm - it'll just make it harder to find your frozen corpse."
@@ -576,6 +603,11 @@
 	item_state_slots = list(slot_r_hand_str = "med_dep_jacket", slot_l_hand_str = "med_dep_jacket")
 	flags_inv = HIDEHOLSTER
 
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/miljacket/white/patchless
+	name = "white military jacket, patchless"
+	desc = "A canvas jacket styled after classical American military garb. Now with the patches removed, so they won't give you away in the frozen landscape."
+	icon_state = "militaryjacket_white_nopatch"
+
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/toggle/bomber
 	name = "bomber jacket"
 	desc = "A thick, well-worn WW2 leather bomber jacket."
diff --git a/icons/inventory/suit/item.dmi b/icons/inventory/suit/item.dmi
index 771fdd6451..847218cfe8 100644
Binary files a/icons/inventory/suit/item.dmi and b/icons/inventory/suit/item.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/inventory/suit/mob.dmi b/icons/inventory/suit/mob.dmi
index fae81888ac..a00ed6076d 100644
Binary files a/icons/inventory/suit/mob.dmi and b/icons/inventory/suit/mob.dmi differ