diff --git a/code/_onclick/ai.dm b/code/_onclick/ai.dm
index c5c48dbbf2..f3ada6e48c 100644
--- a/code/_onclick/ai.dm
+++ b/code/_onclick/ai.dm
@@ -51,7 +51,7 @@
 		CtrlClickOn(A)
 		return
 
-	if(control_disabled || !canClick())
+	if(control_disabled || !checkClickCooldown())
 		return
 
 	if(aiCamera.in_camera_mode)
diff --git a/code/_onclick/click.dm b/code/_onclick/click.dm
index ea40e3dc0e..23269f5bab 100644
--- a/code/_onclick/click.dm
+++ b/code/_onclick/click.dm
@@ -38,10 +38,10 @@
 	* mob/RangedAttack(atom,params) - used only ranged, only used for tk and laser eyes but could be changed
 */
 /mob/proc/ClickOn(var/atom/A, var/params)
-	if(world.time <= next_click) // Hard check, before anything else, to avoid crashing
+	if(!checkClickCooldown()) // Hard check, before anything else, to avoid crashing
 		return
 
-	next_click = world.time + 1
+	setClickCooldown(1)
 
 	if(client && client.buildmode)
 		build_click(src, client.buildmode, params, A)
@@ -69,9 +69,6 @@
 
 	face_atom(A) // change direction to face what you clicked on
 
-	if(!canClick()) // in the year 2000...
-		return
-
 	if(istype(loc, /obj/mecha))
 		if(!locate(/turf) in list(A, A.loc)) // Prevents inventory from being drilled
 			return
@@ -156,12 +153,12 @@
 	return 1
 
 /mob/proc/setClickCooldown(var/timeout)
-	next_move = max(world.time + timeout, next_move)
+	next_click = max(world.time + timeout, next_click)
 
-/mob/proc/canClick()
-	if(config.no_click_cooldown || next_move <= world.time)
-		return 1
-	return 0
+/mob/proc/checkClickCooldown()
+	if(next_click > world.time && !config.no_click_cooldown)
+		return FALSE
+	return TRUE
 
 // Default behavior: ignore double clicks, the second click that makes the doubleclick call already calls for a normal click
 /mob/proc/DblClickOn(var/atom/A, var/params)
diff --git a/code/_onclick/cyborg.dm b/code/_onclick/cyborg.dm
index f8bce398a6..a9de2897e8 100644
--- a/code/_onclick/cyborg.dm
+++ b/code/_onclick/cyborg.dm
@@ -35,7 +35,7 @@
 	if(stat || lockdown || weakened || stunned || paralysis)
 		return
 
-	if(!canClick())
+	if(!checkClickCooldown())
 		return
 
 	face_atom(A) // change direction to face what you clicked on
diff --git a/code/_onclick/hud/action.dm b/code/_onclick/hud/action.dm
index b5299cd77b..c123790b51 100644
--- a/code/_onclick/hud/action.dm
+++ b/code/_onclick/hud/action.dm
@@ -123,7 +123,7 @@
 	if(modifiers["shift"])
 		moved = 0
 		return 1
-	if(usr.next_move >= world.time) // Is this needed ?
+	if(!usr.checkClickCooldown())
 		return
 	owner.Trigger()
 	return 1
diff --git a/code/_onclick/hud/screen_objects.dm b/code/_onclick/hud/screen_objects.dm
index 2c6408cf7f..e82d3ea5f6 100644
--- a/code/_onclick/hud/screen_objects.dm
+++ b/code/_onclick/hud/screen_objects.dm
@@ -54,7 +54,7 @@
 /obj/screen/item_action/Click()
 	if(!usr || !owner)
 		return 1
-	if(!usr.canClick())
+	if(!usr.checkClickCooldown())
 		return
 
 	if(usr.stat || usr.restrained() || usr.stunned || usr.lying)
@@ -85,7 +85,7 @@
 	name = "storage"
 
 /obj/screen/storage/Click()
-	if(!usr.canClick())
+	if(!usr.checkClickCooldown())
 		return 1
 	if(usr.stat || usr.paralysis || usr.stunned || usr.weakened)
 		return 1
@@ -494,7 +494,7 @@
 /obj/screen/inventory/Click()
 	// At this point in client Click() code we have passed the 1/10 sec check and little else
 	// We don't even know if it's a middle click
-	if(!usr.canClick())
+	if(!usr.checkClickCooldown())
 		return 1
 	if(usr.stat || usr.paralysis || usr.stunned || usr.weakened)
 		return 1
diff --git a/code/_onclick/observer.dm b/code/_onclick/observer.dm
index a2d3f0c92b..88309b5074 100644
--- a/code/_onclick/observer.dm
+++ b/code/_onclick/observer.dm
@@ -31,7 +31,7 @@
 	if(client.buildmode)
 		build_click(src, client.buildmode, params, A)
 		return
-	if(!canClick()) return
+	if(!checkClickCooldown()) return
 	setClickCooldown(4)
 	// You are responsible for checking config.ghost_interaction when you override this function
 	// Not all of them require checking, see below
diff --git a/code/_onclick/rig.dm b/code/_onclick/rig.dm
index ed7a1c7e2f..3a70c8d36d 100644
--- a/code/_onclick/rig.dm
+++ b/code/_onclick/rig.dm
@@ -63,7 +63,7 @@
 	return loc == card
 
 /mob/living/proc/HardsuitClickOn(var/atom/A, var/alert_ai = 0)
-	if(!can_use_rig() || !canClick())
+	if(!can_use_rig() || !checkClickCooldown())
 		return 0
 	var/obj/item/weapon/rig/rig = get_rig()
 	if(istype(rig) && !rig.offline && rig.selected_module)
diff --git a/code/defines/obj.dm b/code/defines/obj.dm
index 187b69e021..7308083ae6 100644
--- a/code/defines/obj.dm
+++ b/code/defines/obj.dm
@@ -59,22 +59,11 @@
 	var/damage = 0.0
 	var/range = 10.0
 
-
-/obj/effect/list_container
-	name = "list container"
-
-/obj/effect/list_container/mobl
-	name = "mobl"
-	var/master = null
-
-	var/list/container = list(  )
-
 /obj/effect/projection
 	name = "Projection"
 	desc = "This looks like a projection of something."
 	anchored = 1.0
 
-
 /obj/effect/shut_controller
 	name = "shut controller"
 	var/moving = null
@@ -114,12 +103,5 @@
 		user.drop_item()
 		src.throw_at(target, throw_range, throw_speed, user)
 
-/obj/effect/stop
-	var/victim = null
-	icon_state = "empty"
-	name = "Geas"
-	desc = "You can't resist."
-	// name = ""
-
 /obj/effect/spawner
 	name = "object spawner"
diff --git a/code/game/atoms_movable.dm b/code/game/atoms_movable.dm
index b711274be6..4da0bc31b9 100644
--- a/code/game/atoms_movable.dm
+++ b/code/game/atoms_movable.dm
@@ -1,7 +1,8 @@
 /atom/movable
 	layer = OBJ_LAYER
 	appearance_flags = TILE_BOUND|PIXEL_SCALE
-	var/last_move = null
+	glide_size = 8
+	var/last_move = null //The direction the atom last moved
 	var/anchored = 0
 	// var/elevation = 2    - not used anywhere
 	var/moving_diagonally
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implantreagent_vr.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implantreagent_vr.dm
index ddaa6680c8..5642d1bfd6 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implantreagent_vr.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implantreagent_vr.dm
@@ -70,7 +70,7 @@
 	do_reagent_implant(usr)
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/do_reagent_implant(var/mob/living/carbon/human/user = usr)
-	if(!isliving(user) || !user.canClick())
+	if(!isliving(user) || !user.checkClickCooldown())
 		return
 
 	if(user.incapacitated() || user.stat > CONSCIOUS)
diff --git a/code/game/turfs/turf.dm b/code/game/turfs/turf.dm
index 7c797fd72d..c74628a4ea 100644
--- a/code/game/turfs/turf.dm
+++ b/code/game/turfs/turf.dm
@@ -157,9 +157,7 @@ var/const/enterloopsanity = 100
 
 	if(ismob(A))
 		var/mob/M = A
-		if(!M.lastarea)
-			M.lastarea = get_area(M.loc)
-		if(M.lastarea.has_gravity == 0)
+		if(M.lastarea?.has_gravity == 0)
 			inertial_drift(M)
 		if(M.flying) //VORESTATION Edit Start. This overwrites the above is_space without touching it all that much.
 			inertial_drift(M)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/smite.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/smite.dm
index e8183e3665..1fd5120f55 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/smite.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/smite.dm
@@ -56,18 +56,12 @@
 		return
 
 	BSACooldown = 1
-	spawn(50)
-		BSACooldown = 0
+	VARSET_IN(global, BSACooldown, FALSE, 5 SECONDS)
 
 	to_chat(target,"You've been hit by bluespace artillery!")
 	log_and_message_admins("[key_name(target)] has been hit by Bluespace Artillery fired by [key_name(user ? user : usr)]")
 
-	var/obj/effect/stop/S
-	S = new /obj/effect/stop
-	S.victim = target
-	S.loc = target.loc
-	spawn(20)
-		qdel(S)
+	target.setMoveCooldown(2 SECONDS)
 
 	var/turf/simulated/floor/T = get_turf(target)
 	if(istype(T))
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/smite_vr.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/smite_vr.dm
index fb52f18b50..cbf78c6f5a 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/smite_vr.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/smite_vr.dm
@@ -228,7 +228,7 @@ var/redspace_abduction_z
 			fake_autosave(L, user)
 		return
 
-	target.move_delay = 99999999
+	target.setMoveCooldown(10 SECONDS)
 
 	to_chat(target, "<span class='notice' style='font: small-caps bold large monospace!important'>Autosaving your progress, please wait...</span>")
 	target << 'sound/effects/ding.ogg'
@@ -257,7 +257,6 @@ var/redspace_abduction_z
 
 	spawn(10 SECONDS)
 		if(target)
-			target.move_delay = 0
 			to_chat(target, "<span class='notice' style='font: small-caps bold large monospace!important'>Autosave complete!</span>")
-		if(target.client)
-			target.client.screen -= loader
+			if(target.client)
+				target.client.screen -= loader
diff --git a/code/modules/ai/interfaces.dm b/code/modules/ai/interfaces.dm
index 6cf085c52e..2755875df0 100644
--- a/code/modules/ai/interfaces.dm
+++ b/code/modules/ai/interfaces.dm
@@ -7,12 +7,12 @@
 	return FALSE
 
 /mob/living/simple_mob/IAttack(atom/A)
-	if(!canClick()) // Still on cooldown from a "click".
+	if(!checkClickCooldown()) // Still on cooldown from a "click".
 		return ATTACK_ON_COOLDOWN
 	return attack_target(A) // This will set click cooldown.
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/IAttack(atom/A)
-	if(!canClick()) // Still on cooldown from a "click".
+	if(!checkClickCooldown()) // Still on cooldown from a "click".
 		return FALSE
 	return ClickOn(A) // Except this is an actual fake "click".
 
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@
 	return FALSE
 
 /mob/living/simple_mob/IRangedAttack(atom/A)
-	if(!canClick()) // Still on cooldown from a "click".
+	if(!checkClickCooldown()) // Still on cooldown from a "click".
 		return ATTACK_ON_COOLDOWN
 	return shoot_target(A)
 
@@ -74,30 +74,27 @@
 // Respects move cooldowns as if it had a client.
 // Also tries to avoid being superdumb with moving into certain tiles (unless that's desired).
 /mob/living/proc/IMove(turf/newloc, safety = TRUE)
-	if(check_move_cooldown())
-//		if(!newdir)
-//			newdir = get_dir(get_turf(src), newloc)
+	if(!checkMoveCooldown())
+		return MOVEMENT_ON_COOLDOWN
 
-		// Check to make sure moving to newloc won't actually kill us. e.g. we're a slime and trying to walk onto water.
-		if(istype(newloc))
-			if(safety && !newloc.is_safe_to_enter(src))
-				return MOVEMENT_FAILED
-
-		// Move()ing to another tile successfully returns 32 because BYOND. Would rather deal with TRUE/FALSE-esque terms.
-		// Note that moving to the same tile will be 'successful'.
-		var/turf/old_T = get_turf(src)
-
-		// An adjacency check to avoid mobs phasing diagonally past windows.
-		// This might be better in general movement code but I'm too scared to add it, and most things don't move diagonally anyways.
-		if(!old_T.Adjacent(newloc))
+	// Check to make sure moving to newloc won't actually kill us. e.g. we're a slime and trying to walk onto water.
+	if(istype(newloc))
+		if(safety && !newloc.is_safe_to_enter(src))
 			return MOVEMENT_FAILED
 
-		. = SelfMove(newloc) ? MOVEMENT_SUCCESSFUL : MOVEMENT_FAILED
-		if(. == MOVEMENT_SUCCESSFUL)
-			set_dir(get_dir(old_T, newloc))
-			// Apply movement delay.
-			// Player movement has more factors but its all in the client and fixing that would be its own project.
-			setMoveCooldown(movement_delay())
-		return
+	// Move()ing to another tile successfully returns 32 because BYOND. Would rather deal with TRUE/FALSE-esque terms.
+	// Note that moving to the same tile will be 'successful'.
+	var/turf/old_T = get_turf(src)
 
-	. = MOVEMENT_ON_COOLDOWN // To avoid superfast mobs that aren't meant to be superfast. Is actually -1.
+	// An adjacency check to avoid mobs phasing diagonally past windows.
+	// This might be better in general movement code but I'm too scared to add it, and most things don't move diagonally anyways.
+	if(!old_T.Adjacent(newloc))
+		return MOVEMENT_FAILED
+
+	. = SelfMove(newloc) ? MOVEMENT_SUCCESSFUL : MOVEMENT_FAILED
+	if(. == MOVEMENT_SUCCESSFUL)
+		set_dir(get_dir(old_T, newloc))
+		// Apply movement delay.
+		// Player movement has more factors but its all in the client and fixing that would be its own project.
+		setMoveCooldown(movement_delay())
+	return
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/client/client defines.dm b/code/modules/client/client defines.dm
index 527d9438fe..1d99f83b35 100644
--- a/code/modules/client/client defines.dm	
+++ b/code/modules/client/client defines.dm	
@@ -18,7 +18,6 @@
 		//OTHER//
 		/////////
 	var/datum/preferences/prefs = null
-	//var/move_delay		= 1
 	var/moving			= null
 	var/adminobs		= null
 	var/area			= null
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/spacesuits/rig/rig.dm b/code/modules/clothing/spacesuits/rig/rig.dm
index f830643e00..898a1fe826 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/spacesuits/rig/rig.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/spacesuits/rig/rig.dm
@@ -996,14 +996,6 @@
 	if(wearer.transforming || !wearer.canmove)
 		return
 
-	if(locate(/obj/effect/stop/, wearer.loc))
-		for(var/obj/effect/stop/S in wearer.loc)
-			if(S.victim == wearer)
-				return
-
-	if(!wearer.lastarea)
-		wearer.lastarea = get_area(wearer.loc)
-
 	if((istype(wearer.loc, /turf/space)) || (wearer.lastarea.has_gravity == 0))
 		if(!wearer.Process_Spacemove(0))
 			return 0
diff --git a/code/modules/media/mediamanager.dm b/code/modules/media/mediamanager.dm
index 56a5ce2336..96b9ab36cb 100644
--- a/code/modules/media/mediamanager.dm
+++ b/code/modules/media/mediamanager.dm
@@ -40,7 +40,7 @@
 	if(!istype(M))
 		return ..()
 	// Optimization, no need to call update_music() if both are null (or same instance, strange as that would be)
-	if(M.lastarea && M.lastarea.media_source == src.media_source)
+	if(M.lastarea?.media_source == src.media_source)
 		return ..()
 	if(M.client && M.client.media && !M.client.media.forced)
 		M.update_music()
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
index 381133a217..cb745aea2e 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
@@ -1398,7 +1398,7 @@
 	set desc = "Pop a joint back into place. Extremely painful."
 	set src in view(1)
 
-	if(!isliving(usr) || !usr.canClick())
+	if(!isliving(usr) || !usr.checkClickCooldown())
 		return
 
 	usr.setClickCooldown(20)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/alraune.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/alraune.dm
index b78d7caf78..f55935ac9e 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/alraune.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/alraune.dm
@@ -417,7 +417,7 @@
 	set src in view(1)
 
 	//do_reagent_implant(usr)
-	if(!isliving(usr) || !usr.canClick())
+	if(!isliving(usr) || !usr.checkClickCooldown())
 		return
 
 	if(usr.incapacitated() || usr.stat > CONSCIOUS)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/inventory.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/inventory.dm
index 22db034374..24f36f8ac7 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/inventory.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/inventory.dm
@@ -127,39 +127,27 @@
 	onclose(user, "mob[name]")
 	return
 
-/mob/living/ret_grab(obj/effect/list_container/mobl/L as obj, flag)
-	if ((!( istype(l_hand, /obj/item/weapon/grab) ) && !( istype(r_hand, /obj/item/weapon/grab) )))
-		if (!( L ))
-			return null
-		else
-			return L.container
-	else
-		if (!( L ))
-			L = new /obj/effect/list_container/mobl( null )
-			L.container += src
-			L.master = src
-		if (istype(l_hand, /obj/item/weapon/grab))
-			var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G = l_hand
-			if (!( L.container.Find(G.affecting) ))
-				L.container += G.affecting
-				if (G.affecting)
-					G.affecting.ret_grab(L, 1)
-		if (istype(r_hand, /obj/item/weapon/grab))
-			var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G = r_hand
-			if (!( L.container.Find(G.affecting) ))
-				L.container += G.affecting
-				if (G.affecting)
-					G.affecting.ret_grab(L, 1)
-		if (!( flag ))
-			if (L.master == src)
-				var/list/temp = list(  )
-				temp += L.container
-				//L = null
-				qdel(L)
-				return temp
-			else
-				return L.container
-	return
+/mob/living/ret_grab(var/list/L, var/mobchain_limit = 5)
+	// We're the first!
+	if(!L)
+		L = list()
+	
+	// Lefty grab!
+	if (istype(l_hand, /obj/item/weapon/grab))
+		var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G = l_hand
+		L |= G.affecting
+		if(mobchain_limit-- > 0)
+			G.affecting?.ret_grab(L, mobchain_limit) // Recurse! They can update the list. It's the same instance as ours.
+	
+	// Righty grab!
+	if (istype(r_hand, /obj/item/weapon/grab))
+		var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G = r_hand
+		L |= G.affecting
+		if(mobchain_limit-- > 0)
+			G.affecting?.ret_grab(L, mobchain_limit) // Same as lefty!
+
+	// On all but the one not called by us, this will just be ignored. Oh well!
+	return L
 
 /mob/living/mode()
 	set name = "Activate Held Object"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
index 48facacd98..41b52d37ea 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
@@ -895,7 +895,7 @@ default behaviour is:
 	set name = "Resist"
 	set category = "IC"
 
-	if(!incapacitated(INCAPACITATION_KNOCKOUT) && canClick())
+	if(!incapacitated(INCAPACITATION_KNOCKOUT) && checkClickCooldown())
 		setClickCooldown(20)
 		resist_grab()
 		if(!weakened)
@@ -1299,9 +1299,7 @@ default behaviour is:
 	//actually throw it!
 	src.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src] has thrown [item].</span>")
 
-	if(!src.lastarea)
-		src.lastarea = get_area(src.loc)
-	if((istype(src.loc, /turf/space)) || (src.lastarea.has_gravity == 0))
+	if((istype(src.loc, /turf/space)) || (src.lastarea?.has_gravity == 0))
 		src.inertia_dir = get_dir(target, src)
 		step(src, inertia_dir)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/animal/passive/mouse_vr.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/animal/passive/mouse_vr.dm
index 3c74e3784f..26c15f9c17 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/animal/passive/mouse_vr.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_mob/subtypes/animal/passive/mouse_vr.dm
@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@
 //No longer in use, as mice create a holder/micro object instead
 /obj/item/weapon/holder/mouse/attack_self(var/mob/U)
 	for(var/mob/living/simple_mob/M in src.contents)
-		if((I_HELP) && U.canClick()) //a little snowflakey, but makes it use the same cooldown as interacting with non-inventory objects
+		if((I_HELP) && U.checkClickCooldown()) //a little snowflakey, but makes it use the same cooldown as interacting with non-inventory objects
 			U.setClickCooldown(U.get_attack_speed()) //if there's a cleaner way in baycode, I'll change this
 			U.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[U] [M.response_help] \the [M].</span>")
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/mob.dm b/code/modules/mob/mob.dm
index 91292a4a4a..095dd63e74 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/mob.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/mob.dm
@@ -45,6 +45,7 @@
 		dead_mob_list += src
 	else
 		living_mob_list += src
+	lastarea = get_area(src)
 	hook_vr("mob_new",list(src)) //VOREStation Code
 	update_transform() // Some mobs may start bigger or smaller than normal.
 	return ..()
@@ -744,12 +745,12 @@
 
 
 /mob/proc/facedir(var/ndir)
-	if(!canface() || (client && (client.moving || (world.time < move_delay))))
+	if(!canface() || (client && (client.moving || !checkMoveCooldown())))
 		return 0
 	set_dir(ndir)
 	if(buckled && buckled.buckle_movable)
 		buckled.set_dir(ndir)
-	move_delay += movement_delay()
+	setMoveCooldown(movement_delay())
 	return 1
 
 
@@ -912,7 +913,7 @@ mob/proc/yank_out_object()
 	set desc = "Remove an embedded item at the cost of bleeding and pain."
 	set src in view(1)
 
-	if(!isliving(usr) || !usr.canClick())
+	if(!isliving(usr) || !usr.checkClickCooldown())
 		return
 	usr.setClickCooldown(20)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/mob_defines.dm b/code/modules/mob/mob_defines.dm
index 27029f7e08..9091e338ab 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/mob_defines.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/mob_defines.dm
@@ -7,8 +7,7 @@
 	var/datum/mind/mind
 
 	var/stat = 0 //Whether a mob is alive or dead. TODO: Move this to living - Nodrak
-	var/move_delay = null // For movement speed delays.
-	var/next_move = null // For click delay, despite the misleading name.
+	var/next_move = null // world.time when mob is next allowed to self-move.
 
 	//Not in use yet
 	var/obj/effect/organstructure/organStructure = null
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/mob_grab.dm b/code/modules/mob/mob_grab.dm
index 1505516631..0946990243 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/mob_grab.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/mob_grab.dm
@@ -239,7 +239,7 @@
 		return
 	if(state == GRAB_UPGRADING)
 		return
-	if(!assailant.canClick())
+	if(!assailant.checkClickCooldown())
 		return
 	if(world.time < (last_action + UPGRADE_COOLDOWN))
 		return
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/mob_movement.dm b/code/modules/mob/mob_movement.dm
index d2fe2ecbd9..1100bd0385 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/mob_movement.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/mob_movement.dm
@@ -1,8 +1,8 @@
 /mob/proc/setMoveCooldown(var/timeout)
-	move_delay = max(world.time + timeout, move_delay)
+	next_move = max(world.time + timeout, next_move)
 
-/mob/proc/check_move_cooldown()
-	if(world.time < src.move_delay)
+/mob/proc/checkMoveCooldown()
+	if(world.time < next_move)
 		return FALSE // Need to wait more.
 	return TRUE
 
@@ -108,206 +108,224 @@
 			mob.control_object.forceMove(get_step(mob.control_object,direct))
 	return
 
-
+// NB: This is called for 'self movement', not for being pulled or things like that, which COULD be the case for /mob/Move
+// But to be honest, A LOT OF THIS CODE should be in /mob/Move
 /client/Move(n, direct)
-	//if(!mob) // Clients cannot have a null mob, as enforced by byond
-	//	return // Moved here to avoid nullrefs below
+	// Prevents a double-datum lookup each time this is referenced
+	// May seem dumb, but it's faster to look up a var on my_mob than dereferencing mob on client, then dereferencing the var on that mob
+	// Having it in a var here means it's more available to look up things on. It won't speed up that second dereference, though.
+	var/mob/my_mob = mob
 
-	if(mob.control_object)	Move_object(direct)
+	// Nothing to do in nullspace
+	if(!my_mob.loc)
+		return
 
-	if(mob.incorporeal_move && isobserver(mob))
+	// Used many times below, faster reference.
+	var/atom/loc = my_mob.loc
+
+	// We're controlling an object which is SOMEHOW DIFFERENT FROM AN EYE??
+	if(my_mob.control_object)
+		Move_object(direct)
+
+	// Ghosty mob movement
+	if(my_mob.incorporeal_move && isobserver(my_mob))
 		Process_Incorpmove(direct)
 		return
 
-	if(moving)	return 0
+	// We're in the middle of another move we've already decided to do
+	if(moving)
+		return 0
 
-	if(!mob.check_move_cooldown())
+	// We're still cooling down from the last move
+	if(!my_mob.checkMoveCooldown())
 		return
 
-	if(locate(/obj/effect/stop/, mob.loc))
-		for(var/obj/effect/stop/S in mob.loc)
-			if(S.victim == mob)
-				return
-
-	if(mob.stat==DEAD && isliving(mob) && !mob.forbid_seeing_deadchat)
-		mob.ghostize()
+	// If dead and we try to move in our mob, it leaves our body
+	if(my_mob.stat == DEAD && isliving(my_mob) && !my_mob.forbid_seeing_deadchat)
+		my_mob.ghostize()
 		return
 
-	// handle possible Eye movement
-	if(mob.eyeobj)
-		return mob.EyeMove(n,direct)
+	// If we have an eyeobj, it moves instead
+	if(my_mob.eyeobj)
+		return my_mob.EyeMove(n,direct)
 
-	if(mob.transforming)	return//This is sota the goto stop mobs from moving var
+	// This is sota the goto stop mobs from moving var (for some reason)
+	if(my_mob.transforming)
+		return
 
-	if(isliving(mob))
-		var/mob/living/L = mob
+	if(isliving(my_mob))
+		var/mob/living/L = my_mob
 		if(L.incorporeal_move)//Move though walls
 			Process_Incorpmove(direct)
 			return
-		if(mob.client)
-			if(mob.client.view != world.view) // If mob moves while zoomed in with device, unzoom them.
-				for(var/obj/item/item in mob.contents)
-					if(item.zoom)
-						item.zoom()
-						break
-				/*
-				if(locate(/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/sniperrifle, mob.contents))		// If mob moves while zoomed in with sniper rifle, unzoom them.
-					var/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/sniperrifle/s = locate() in mob
-					if(s.zoom)
-						s.zoom()
-				if(locate(/obj/item/device/binoculars, mob.contents))		// If mob moves while zoomed in with binoculars, unzoom them.
-					var/obj/item/device/binoculars/b = locate() in mob
-					if(b.zoom)
-						b.zoom()
-				*/
+		/* TODO observer unzoom
+		if(view != world.view) // If mob moves while zoomed in with device, unzoom them.
+			for(var/obj/item/item in mob.contents)
+				if(item.zoom)
+					item.zoom()
+					break
+		*/
 
-	if(Process_Grab())	return
-
-	if(!mob.canmove)
+	if(Process_Grab())
 		return
 
-	//Relaymove could handle it
-	if(mob.machine)
-		var/result = mob.machine.relaymove(mob, direct)
+	// Can't move
+	if(!my_mob.canmove)
+		return
+
+	// Relaymove could handle it
+	if(my_mob.machine)
+		var/result = my_mob.machine.relaymove(my_mob, direct)
 		if(result)
 			return result
 
-	if(!mob.lastarea)
-		mob.lastarea = get_area(mob.loc)
-
-	if((istype(mob.loc, /turf/space)) || (mob.lastarea.has_gravity == 0))
-		if(!mob.Process_Spacemove(0))	return 0
-
-	if(isobj(mob.loc) || ismob(mob.loc))//Inside an object, tell it we moved
-		var/atom/O = mob.loc
-		return O.relaymove(mob, direct)
-
-	if(isturf(mob.loc))
-
-		if(mob.restrained())//Why being pulled while cuffed prevents you from moving
-			for(var/mob/M in range(mob, 1))
-				if(M.pulling == mob)
-					if(!M.restrained() && M.stat == 0 && M.canmove && mob.Adjacent(M))
-						to_chat(src, "<font color='blue'>You're restrained! You can't move!</font>")
-						return 0
-					else
-						M.stop_pulling()
-
-		if(mob.pinned.len)
-			to_chat(src, "<font color='blue'>You're pinned to a wall by [mob.pinned[1]]!</font>")
+	// Can't control ourselves when drifting
+	if(isspace(loc) || my_mob.lastarea?.has_gravity == 0)
+		if(!my_mob.Process_Spacemove(0))
 			return 0
 
-		mob.move_delay = world.time//set move delay
+	// Inside an object, tell it we moved
+	if(isobj(loc) || ismob(loc))
+		return loc.relaymove(my_mob, direct)
 
-		switch(mob.m_intent)
-			if("run")
-				if(mob.drowsyness > 0)
-					mob.move_delay += 6
-				mob.move_delay += config.run_speed
-			if("walk")
-				mob.move_delay += config.walk_speed
-		mob.move_delay += mob.movement_delay(n, direct)
+	// Can't move unless you're in the world somewhere
+	if(!isturf(loc))
+		return
 
-		if(istype(mob.buckled, /obj/vehicle) || istype(mob.buckled, /mob))	//VOREStation Edit: taur riding. I think.
-			//manually set move_delay for vehicles so we don't inherit any mob movement penalties
-			//specific vehicle move delays are set in code\modules\vehicles\vehicle.dm
-			mob.move_delay = world.time
-			//drunk driving
-			if(mob.confused && prob(20)) //vehicles tend to keep moving in the same direction
-				direct = turn(direct, pick(90, -90))
-			if(istype(mob.buckled, /mob)) //VOREStation Edit to prevent mob riding speed exploit.
-				var/mob/M = mob.buckled
-				if(M.move_delay > mob.move_delay - 10)
-					return
-			return mob.buckled.relaymove(mob,direct)
-
-		if(mob.pulledby || mob.buckled) // Wheelchair driving!
-			if(istype(mob.loc, /turf/space))
-				return // No wheelchair driving in space
-			if(istype(mob.pulledby, /obj/structure/bed/chair/wheelchair))
-				return mob.pulledby.relaymove(mob, direct)
-			else if(istype(mob.buckled, /obj/structure/bed/chair/wheelchair))
-				if(ishuman(mob))
-					var/mob/living/carbon/human/driver = mob
-					var/obj/item/organ/external/l_hand = driver.get_organ("l_hand")
-					var/obj/item/organ/external/r_hand = driver.get_organ("r_hand")
-					if((!l_hand || l_hand.is_stump()) && (!r_hand || r_hand.is_stump()))
-						return // No hands to drive your chair? Tough luck!
-				//drunk wheelchair driving
-				else if(mob.confused)
-					switch(mob.m_intent)
-						if("run")
-							if(prob(50))	direct = turn(direct, pick(90, -90))
-						if("walk")
-							if(prob(25))	direct = turn(direct, pick(90, -90))
-				mob.move_delay += 2
-				return mob.buckled.relaymove(mob,direct)
-
-		//We are now going to move
-		moving = 1
-		//Something with pulling things
-		if(locate(/obj/item/weapon/grab, mob))
-			mob.move_delay = max(mob.move_delay, world.time + 7)
-			var/list/L = mob.ret_grab()
-			if(istype(L, /list))
-				if(L.len == 2)
-					L -= mob
-					var/mob/M = L[1]
-					if(M)
-						if ((get_dist(mob, M) <= 1 || M.loc == mob.loc))
-							var/turf/T = mob.loc
-							. = ..()
-							if (isturf(M.loc))
-								var/diag = get_dir(mob, M)
-								if ((diag - 1) & diag)
-								else
-									diag = null
-								if ((get_dist(mob, M) > 1 || diag))
-									step(M, get_dir(M.loc, T))
+	// Why being pulled while cuffed prevents you from moving
+	if(my_mob.restrained())
+		for(var/mob/M in range(my_mob, 1))
+			if(M.pulling == my_mob)
+				if(!M.restrained() && M.stat == 0 && M.canmove && my_mob.Adjacent(M))
+					to_chat(src, "<font color='blue'>You're restrained! You can't move!</font>")
+					return 0
 				else
-					for(var/mob/M in L)
-						M.other_mobs = 1
-						if(mob != M)
-							M.animate_movement = 3
-					for(var/mob/M in L)
-						spawn( 0 )
-							step(M, direct)
-							return
-						spawn( 1 )
-							M.other_mobs = null
-							M.animate_movement = 2
-							return
+					M.stop_pulling()
 
-		else
-			if(mob.confused)
-				switch(mob.m_intent)
+	if(my_mob.pinned.len)
+		to_chat(src, "<font color='blue'>You're pinned to a wall by [my_mob.pinned[1]]!</font>")
+		return 0
+
+	if(istype(my_mob.buckled, /obj/vehicle) || ismob(my_mob.buckled))
+		//manually set move_delay for vehicles so we don't inherit any mob movement penalties
+		//specific vehicle move delays are set in code\modules\vehicles\vehicle.dm
+		my_mob.next_move = world.time
+		//drunk driving
+		if(my_mob.confused && prob(20)) //vehicles tend to keep moving in the same direction
+			direct = turn(direct, pick(90, -90))
+		if(ismob(my_mob.buckled))
+			var/mob/M = my_mob.buckled
+			if(M.next_move > my_mob.next_move) // Don't let piggyback riders move their mob IN ADDITION TO the mob moving
+				return
+		return my_mob.buckled.relaymove(my_mob,direct)
+
+	if(my_mob.pulledby || my_mob.buckled) // Wheelchair driving!
+		if(isspace(loc))
+			return // No wheelchair driving in space
+		if(istype(my_mob.pulledby, /obj/structure/bed/chair/wheelchair))
+			return my_mob.pulledby.relaymove(my_mob, direct)
+		else if(istype(my_mob.buckled, /obj/structure/bed/chair/wheelchair))
+			if(ishuman(my_mob))
+				var/mob/living/carbon/human/driver = my_mob
+				var/obj/item/organ/external/l_hand = driver.get_organ("l_hand")
+				var/obj/item/organ/external/r_hand = driver.get_organ("r_hand")
+				if((!l_hand || l_hand.is_stump()) && (!r_hand || r_hand.is_stump()))
+					return // No hands to drive your chair? Tough luck!
+			//drunk wheelchair driving
+			else if(my_mob.confused)
+				switch(my_mob.m_intent)
 					if("run")
-						if(prob(75))
+						if(prob(50))
 							direct = turn(direct, pick(90, -90))
-							n = get_step(mob, direct)
 					if("walk")
 						if(prob(25))
 							direct = turn(direct, pick(90, -90))
-							n = get_step(mob, direct)
-			. = mob.SelfMove(n, direct)
+			my_mob.setMoveCooldown(2)
+			return my_mob.buckled.relaymove(my_mob,direct)
 
-		for (var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G in mob)
-			if (G.state == GRAB_NECK)
-				mob.set_dir(reverse_dir[direct])
-			G.adjust_position()
-		for (var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G in mob.grabbed_by)
-			G.adjust_position()
+	// We are now going to move
+	moving = 1
+	var/total_delay = 0
+	var/pre_move_loc = loc
 
-		moving = 0
+	// Start tally'ing when we can next move
+	// Grabs slow you down
+	if(locate(/obj/item/weapon/grab) in my_mob)
+		total_delay += 7
+	
+	// Movespeed delay based on movement mode
+	switch(my_mob.m_intent)
+		if("run")
+			if(my_mob.drowsyness > 0)
+				total_delay += 6
+			total_delay += config.run_speed
+		if("walk")
+			total_delay += config.walk_speed
+	
+	// A billion other things can slow you down, ask the mob
+	total_delay += my_mob.movement_delay(n, direct)
 
-		return .
+	// Confused direction randomization
+	if(my_mob.confused)
+		switch(my_mob.m_intent)
+			if("run")
+				if(prob(75))
+					direct = turn(direct, pick(90, -90))
+					n = get_step(my_mob, direct)
+			if("walk")
+				if(prob(25))
+					direct = turn(direct, pick(90, -90))
+					n = get_step(my_mob, direct)
+	
+	total_delay = TICKS2DS(-round(-(DS2TICKS(total_delay)))) //Rounded to the next tick in equivalent ds
+	var/glide_size = WORLD_ICON_SIZE/DS2TICKS(total_delay) //Down to whatever decimal
+	my_mob.setMoveCooldown(max(total_delay, 1))
+	. = my_mob.SelfMove(n, direct, glide_size)
 
-	return
+	// If we have a grab
+	var/list/grablist = my_mob.ret_grab()
+	if(grablist.len)
+		grablist -= my_mob // Just in case we're in a circular grab chain
+		
+		// It's just us and another person
+		if(grablist.len == 1)
+			var/mob/M = grablist[1]
+			if(!my_mob.Adjacent(M)) //Oh no, we moved away
+				M.glide_size = glide_size
+				step(M, get_dir(M, pre_move_loc)) //Have them step towards where we were
+		
+		// It's a grab chain
+		else
+			for(var/mob/M in grablist)
+				my_mob.other_mobs = 1
+				M.other_mobs = 1 //Has something to do with people being able or unable to pass a chain of mobs
+				M.animate_movement = 3
+				
+				//Ugly!
+				spawn(0) //Step
+					M.glide_size = glide_size
+					step(M, direct)
+				spawn(1) //Unstep
+					M.other_mobs = null
+					M.animate_movement = 2
+				spawn(1) //Unset
+					my_mob.other_mobs = null
 
-/mob/proc/SelfMove(turf/n, direct)
+	// Update all the grabs!
+	for (var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G in my_mob)
+		if (G.state == GRAB_NECK)
+			mob.set_dir(reverse_dir[direct])
+		G.adjust_position()
+	for (var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G in my_mob.grabbed_by)
+		G.adjust_position()
+	
+	// We're not in the middle of a move anymore
+	moving = 0
+
+/mob/proc/SelfMove(turf/n, direct, glide_size = 8)
+	src.glide_size = glide_size
 	return Move(n, direct)
 
-
 ///Process_Incorpmove
 ///Called by client/Move()
 ///Allows mobs to run though walls
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/new_player/new_player.dm b/code/modules/mob/new_player/new_player.dm
index e98522ac00..314186936b 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/new_player/new_player.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/new_player/new_player.dm
@@ -511,8 +511,6 @@
 	if(!new_character)
 		new_character = new(T)
 
-	new_character.lastarea = get_area(T)
-
 	if(ticker.random_players)
 		new_character.gender = pick(MALE, FEMALE)
 		client.prefs.real_name = random_name(new_character.gender)
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/targeting/targeting_triggers.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/targeting/targeting_triggers.dm
index 3563727fc1..1b8f3fcadd 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/targeting/targeting_triggers.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/targeting/targeting_triggers.dm
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@
 		return
 	if(perm && (target_permissions & perm))
 		return
-	if(!owner.canClick())
+	if(!owner.checkClickCooldown())
 		return
 	owner.setClickCooldown(5) // Spam prevention, essentially.
 	if(owner.a_intent == I_HELP && owner.is_preference_enabled(/datum/client_preference/safefiring))
diff --git a/code/modules/vore/eating/living_vr.dm b/code/modules/vore/eating/living_vr.dm
index 15fde8b613..e73eff48f3 100644
--- a/code/modules/vore/eating/living_vr.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vore/eating/living_vr.dm
@@ -327,7 +327,7 @@
 	if(!istype(tasted))
 		return
 
-	if(!canClick() || incapacitated(INCAPACITATION_ALL))
+	if(!checkClickCooldown() || incapacitated(INCAPACITATION_ALL))
 		return
 
 	setClickCooldown(DEFAULT_ATTACK_COOLDOWN)
diff --git a/code/modules/vore/fluffstuff/custom_items_vr.dm b/code/modules/vore/fluffstuff/custom_items_vr.dm
index 0f8e6d3b5d..e978bcf366 100644
--- a/code/modules/vore/fluffstuff/custom_items_vr.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vore/fluffstuff/custom_items_vr.dm
@@ -891,7 +891,7 @@
 	set src in view(1)
 
 	//do_reagent_implant(usr)
-	if(!isliving(usr) || !usr.canClick())
+	if(!isliving(usr) || !usr.checkClickCooldown())
 		return
 
 	if(usr.incapacitated() || usr.stat > CONSCIOUS)
@@ -960,7 +960,7 @@
 	set src in view(1)
 
 	//do_reagent_implant(usr)
-	if(!isliving(usr) || !usr.canClick())
+	if(!isliving(usr) || !usr.checkClickCooldown())
 		return
 
 	if(usr.incapacitated() || usr.stat > CONSCIOUS)
@@ -1029,7 +1029,7 @@
 	set src in view(1)
 
 	//do_reagent_implant(usr)
-	if(!isliving(usr) || !usr.canClick())
+	if(!isliving(usr) || !usr.checkClickCooldown())
 		return
 
 	if(usr.incapacitated() || usr.stat > CONSCIOUS)
@@ -1114,7 +1114,7 @@
 	set src in view(1)
 
 	//do_reagent_implant(usr)
-	if(!isliving(usr) || !usr.canClick())
+	if(!isliving(usr) || !usr.checkClickCooldown())
 		return
 
 	if(usr.incapacitated() || usr.stat > CONSCIOUS)
@@ -1474,7 +1474,7 @@
 	set src in view(1)
 
 	//do_reagent_implant(usr)
-	if(!isliving(usr) || !usr.canClick())
+	if(!isliving(usr) || !usr.checkClickCooldown())
 		return
 
 	if(usr.incapacitated() || usr.stat > CONSCIOUS)
diff --git a/code/modules/vore/resizing/holder_micro_vr.dm b/code/modules/vore/resizing/holder_micro_vr.dm
index 3a4b291940..aa22fdd55b 100644
--- a/code/modules/vore/resizing/holder_micro_vr.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vore/resizing/holder_micro_vr.dm
@@ -26,12 +26,12 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/holder/micro/attack_self(mob/living/carbon/user) //reworked so it works w/ nonhumans
 	for(var/L in contents)
-		if(ishuman(L) && user.canClick()) // These canClicks() are repeated here to make sure users can't avoid the click delay
+		if(ishuman(L) && user.checkClickCooldown()) // These canClicks() are repeated here to make sure users can't avoid the click delay
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = L
 			H.help_shake_act(user)
 			user.setClickCooldown(user.get_attack_speed()) //uses the same cooldown as regular attack_hand
 			return
-		if(isanimal(L) && user.canClick())
+		if(isanimal(L) && user.checkClickCooldown())
 			var/mob/living/simple_mob/S = L
 			user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] [S.response_help] \the [S].</span>")
 			user.setClickCooldown(user.get_attack_speed())