diff --git a/code/modules/events/event_container.dm b/code/modules/events/event_container.dm
index 4eae167a654..5882f5ac3b7 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/event_container.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/event_container.dm
@@ -138,6 +138,7 @@ var/global/list/severity_to_string = list(EVENT_LEVEL_MUNDANE = "Mundane", EVENT
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MUNDANE, "PDA Spam",			/datum/event/pda_spam, 			0, 		list(ASSIGNMENT_ANY = 4), 0, 25, 50),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MUNDANE, "Space Dust",		/datum/event/dust	, 			30, 	list(ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER = 5), 0, 0, 50),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MUNDANE, "Trivial News",		/datum/event/trivial_news, 		400),
+		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MUNDANE, "Ian Storm",			/datum/event/ianstorm,	 		50),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MUNDANE, "Vermin Infestation",/datum/event/infestation, 		100,	list(ASSIGNMENT_JANITOR = 100)),
 		new /datum/event_meta(EVENT_LEVEL_MUNDANE, "Wallrot",			/datum/event/wallrot, 			0,		list(ASSIGNMENT_ENGINEER = 30, ASSIGNMENT_GARDENER = 50)),
 	)
diff --git a/code/modules/events/ian_storm_vr.dm b/code/modules/events/ian_storm_vr.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..3a903514d4f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/events/ian_storm_vr.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,35 @@
+/datum/event/ianstorm
+	announceWhen = 1
+	startWhen = 2
+	endWhen = 3
+
+/datum/event/ianstorm/announce()
+	command_announcement.Announce("It has come to our attention that the station passed through an ion storm.  Please monitor all electronic equipment for malfunctions.", "Anomaly Alert")
+	spawn(rand(50, 300))
+		command_announcement.Announce("Wait. No, thats wrong.  The station passed through an IAN storm!.", "Ian Alert")
+
+/datum/event/ianstorm/start()
+	spawn()
+		for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/C in living_mob_list)
+			var/turf/T = get_turf(C)
+			if(!T)
+				continue
+			if(!(T.z in config.station_levels))
+				continue
+			place_ian(T)
+
+/datum/event/ianstorm/proc/place_ian(var/turf/T)
+	// Try three times to place an Ian
+	for(var/i = 0, i < 3, i++)
+		var/turf/target = get_step(T, pick(alldirs))
+		if(target && istype(target, /turf/simulated/floor))
+			var/mob/living/simple_animal/corgi/Ian/doge = new(target)
+			doge.name = "Ian " + pick("Alpha", "Beta", "Chi", "Delta", "Epsilon", "Phi",
+				"Gamma", "Eta", "Iota", "Kappa", "Lambda", "Omicron", "Theta",
+				"Rho", "Sigma", "Tau", "Upsilon", "Omega", "Psi", "Zeta")
+			// Poof them onto the station!
+			var/datum/effect/effect/system/steam_spread/s = new
+			s.set_up(3, 0, target)
+			s.start()
+			return
+	// Sadly no ian feasible.
diff --git a/vorestation.dme b/vorestation.dme
index a11088d0e45..2385279b1df 100644
--- a/vorestation.dme
+++ b/vorestation.dme
@@ -1193,6 +1193,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\events\event_manager.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\gravity.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\grid_check.dm"
+#include "code\modules\events\ian_storm_vr.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\infestation.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\ion_storm.dm"
 #include "code\modules\events\meteors.dm"