diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/cult/cult_structures.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/cult/cult_structures.dm
index 3a6c2c1b3c..d6af1a2707 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/cult/cult_structures.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/cult/cult_structures.dm
@@ -39,7 +39,7 @@
 	if(!isbroken)
 		if(prob(1+ damage * 5))
 			user.visible_message(
-				"<span class='danger'>[user] smashed the pylon!</span>", 
+				"<span class='danger'>[user] smashed the pylon!</span>",
 				"<span class='warning'>You hit the pylon, and its crystal breaks apart!</span>",
 				"You hear a tinkle of crystal shards"
 				)
@@ -137,6 +137,8 @@
 
 	var/mob/living/M = A
 
+	M << "<span class='danger'>Walking into \the [src] is probably a bad idea, you think.</span>"
+/*
 	if(M.stat != DEAD)
 		if(M.transforming)
 			return
@@ -173,3 +175,4 @@
 			new_mob.key = M.key
 
 		new_mob << "<B>Your form morphs into that of a corgi.</B>"	//Because we don't have cluwnes
+*/
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/cult/hell_universe.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/cult/hell_universe.dm
index e81a6a2673..496af98ef8 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/cult/hell_universe.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/cult/hell_universe.dm
@@ -1,11 +1,8 @@
 /*
 
 In short:
- * Random area alarms
- * All areas jammed
- * Random gateways spawning hellmonsters (and turn people into cluwnes if ran into)
- * Broken APCs/Fire Alarms
- * Scary music
+ * Random gateways spawning hellmonsters
+ * Broken Fire Alarms
  * Random tiles changing to culty tiles.
 
 */
@@ -42,7 +39,7 @@ In short:
 // Apply changes when entering state
 /datum/universal_state/hell/OnEnter()
 	set background = 1
-	garbage_collector.garbage_collect = 0
+//	garbage_collector.garbage_collect = 0
 
 	escape_list = get_area_turfs(locate(/area/hallway/secondary/exit))
 
@@ -50,8 +47,8 @@ In short:
 	AreaSet()
 	MiscSet()
 	APCSet()
-	KillMobs()
 	OverlayAndAmbientSet()
+	lightsout(0,0)
 
 	runedec += 9000	//basically removing the rune cap
 
@@ -83,13 +80,5 @@ In short:
 /datum/universal_state/hell/proc/APCSet()
 	for (var/obj/machinery/power/apc/APC in machines)
 		if (!(APC.stat & BROKEN) && !APC.is_critical)
-			APC.chargemode = 0
-			if(APC.cell)
-				APC.cell.charge = 0
 			APC.emagged = 1
 			APC.queue_icon_update()
-
-/datum/universal_state/hell/proc/KillMobs()
-	for(var/mob/living/simple_animal/M in mob_list)
-		if(M && !M.client)
-			M.stat = DEAD
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/cult/runes.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/cult/runes.dm
index 3b2345c1be..aafcd791e5 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/cult/runes.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/cult/runes.dm
@@ -196,10 +196,24 @@ var/list/sacrificed = list()
 			for(var/mob/M in range(1,src))
 				if(iscultist(M) && !M.stat)
 					M.say("Tok-lyr rqa'nap g[pick("'","`")]lt-ulotf!")
-					cultists += 1
+					if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human/dummy)) //No manifest cheese.
+						continue
+					cultists.Add(M)
 			if(cultists.len >= 9)
-				log_and_message_admins_many(cultists, "summoned Nar-sie.")
-				new /obj/singularity/narsie/large(src.loc)
+				if(!narsie_cometh)//so we don't initiate Hell more than one time.
+					world << "<font size='15' color='red'><b>THE VEIL HAS BEEN SHATTERED!</b></font>"
+					world << sound('sound/effects/wind/wind_5_1.ogg')
+
+					SetUniversalState(/datum/universal_state/hell)
+					narsie_cometh = 1
+
+					spawn(10 SECONDS)
+						if(emergency_shuttle)
+							emergency_shuttle.call_evac()
+							emergency_shuttle.launch_time = 0	// Cannot recall
+
+				log_and_message_admins_many(cultists, "summoned the end of days.")
+//				new /obj/singularity/narsie/large(src.loc)
 				return
 			else
 				return fizzle()
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bat.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bat.dm
index 2bd3c8984a..9ce3a08a28 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bat.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/bat.dm
@@ -16,9 +16,9 @@
 	maxHealth = 20
 	health = 20
 
-	harm_intent_damage = 8
-	melee_damage_lower = 10
-	melee_damage_upper = 10
+	harm_intent_damage = 10
+	melee_damage_lower = 3
+	melee_damage_upper = 3
 	attacktext = "bites"
 	attack_sound = 'sound/weapons/bite.ogg'
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/creature.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/creature.dm
index 3ae0876903..af42c6ad2e 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/creature.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/creature.dm
@@ -6,14 +6,15 @@
 	icon_state = "otherthing"
 	icon_living = "otherthing"
 	icon_dead = "otherthing-dead"
-	health = 80
-	maxHealth = 80
-	melee_damage_lower = 25
-	melee_damage_upper = 50
+	health = 40
+	maxHealth = 40
+	melee_damage_lower = 5
+	melee_damage_upper = 5
 	attacktext = "chomped"
 	attack_sound = 'sound/weapons/bite.ogg'
 	faction = "creature"
-	speed = 4
+	speed = 8
+	harm_intent_damage = 10
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/creature/cult
 	faction = "cult"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/faithless.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/faithless.dm
index 44d9c5d1ac..7b96db183a 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/faithless.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/faithless.dm
@@ -9,13 +9,13 @@
 	response_help = "passes through"
 	response_disarm = "shoves"
 	response_harm = "hits"
-	speed = -1
-	maxHealth = 80
-	health = 80
+	speed = 8
+	maxHealth = 50
+	health = 50
 
 	harm_intent_damage = 10
-	melee_damage_lower = 15
-	melee_damage_upper = 15
+	melee_damage_lower = 5
+	melee_damage_upper = 5
 	attacktext = "gripped"
 	attack_sound = 'sound/hallucinations/growl1.ogg'
 
@@ -50,6 +50,7 @@
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/faithless/cult
 	faction = "cult"
+	supernatural = 1
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/faithless/cult/cultify()
 	return
diff --git a/html/changelogs/neerti-narsie.yml b/html/changelogs/neerti-narsie.yml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..2a4de03b0a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/html/changelogs/neerti-narsie.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,38 @@
+################################
+# Example Changelog File
+#
+# Note: This file, and files beginning with ".", and files that don't end in ".yml" will not be read. If you change this file, you will look really dumb.
+#
+# Your changelog will be merged with a master changelog. (New stuff added only, and only on the date entry for the day it was merged.)
+# When it is, any changes listed below will disappear.
+#
+# Valid Prefixes: 
+#   bugfix
+#   wip (For works in progress)
+#   tweak
+#   soundadd
+#   sounddel
+#   rscadd (general adding of nice things)
+#   rscdel (general deleting of nice things)
+#   imageadd
+#   imagedel
+#   maptweak
+#   spellcheck (typo fixes)
+#   experiment
+#################################
+
+# Your name.  
+author: Neerti
+
+# Optional: Remove this file after generating master changelog.  Useful for PR changelogs that won't get used again.
+delete-after: True
+
+# Any changes you've made.  See valid prefix list above.
+# INDENT WITH TWO SPACES.  NOT TABS.  SPACES.
+# SCREW THIS UP AND IT WON'T WORK.
+# Also, all entries are changed into a single [] after a master changelog generation. Just remove the brackets when you add new entries.
+# Please surround your changes in  double quotes ("), as certain characters otherwise screws up compiling. The quotes will not show up in the changelog.
+changes: 
+  - rscdel: "The rune to summon Narsie has been changed.  Narsie is no longer summoned, but Hell still comes."
+  - rscdel: "Spooky mobs spawned from spooky portals as a result of Hell coming have had their speed, health, and damage reduced."
+  - rscdel: "Manifested humans no longer count for summoning Hell."