diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/under/miscellaneous_vr.dm b/code/modules/clothing/under/miscellaneous_vr.dm
index 3578d18b99..f497e59897 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/under/miscellaneous_vr.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/under/miscellaneous_vr.dm
@@ -1,3 +1,21 @@
+/obj/item/clothing/var/hides_bulges = FALSE // OwO wats this?
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/show_pudge()
+	//A uniform could hide it.
+	if(istype(w_uniform,/obj/item/clothing))
+		var/obj/item/clothing/under = w_uniform
+		if(under.hides_bulges)
+			return FALSE
+
+	//We return as soon as we find one, no need for 'else' really.
+	if(istype(wear_suit,/obj/item/clothing))
+		var/obj/item/clothing/suit = wear_suit
+		if(suit.hides_bulges)
+			return FALSE
+
+
+	return TRUE
+
 /obj/item/clothing/under/permit
 	name = "public nudity permit"
 	desc = "This permit entitles the bearer to conduct their duties without a uniform. Normally issued to furred crewmembers or those with nothing to hide."
@@ -9,3 +27,81 @@
 
 	item_state = "golem"  //This is dumb and hacky but was here when I got here.
 	worn_state = "golem"  //It's basically just a coincidentally black iconstate in the file.
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/bluespace
+	name = "bluespace jumpsuit"
+	icon_state = "lingchameleon"
+	item_icons = list(
+			slot_l_hand_str = 'icons/mob/items/lefthand_uniforms.dmi',
+			slot_r_hand_str = 'icons/mob/items/righthand_uniforms.dmi',
+			)
+	item_state = "lingchameleon"
+	worn_state = "lingchameleon"
+	desc = "Do you feel like warping spacetime today? Because it seems like that's on the agenda, now. \
+			Allows one to resize themselves at will, and conceals their true weight."
+	hides_bulges = TRUE
+	var/original_size
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/bluespace/verb/resize()
+	set name = "Adjust Size"
+	set category = "Object"
+	set src in usr
+	bluespace_size(usr)
+	..()
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/bluespace/proc/bluespace_size(mob/usr as mob)
+	if (!ishuman(usr))
+		return
+
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = usr
+
+	if (H.stat || H.restrained())
+		return
+
+	if (src != H.w_uniform)
+		to_chat(H,"<span class='warning'>You must be WEARING the uniform to use it for that...</span>")
+		return
+
+	var/choice = alert(H,"Change which way?","Mass Alteration","Size Up","Cancel","Size Down")
+	if(choice == "Cancel")
+		return FALSE
+
+	if(choice == "Size Up")
+		switch(H.size_multiplier)
+			if(RESIZE_BIG to RESIZE_HUGE)
+				H.resize(RESIZE_HUGE)
+			if(RESIZE_NORMAL to RESIZE_BIG)
+				H.resize(RESIZE_BIG)
+			if(RESIZE_SMALL to RESIZE_NORMAL)
+				H.resize(RESIZE_NORMAL)
+			if((0 - INFINITY) to RESIZE_TINY)
+				H.resize(RESIZE_SMALL)
+
+	else if(choice == "Size Down")
+		switch(H.size_multiplier)
+			if(RESIZE_HUGE to INFINITY)
+				H.resize(RESIZE_BIG)
+			if(RESIZE_BIG to RESIZE_HUGE)
+				H.resize(RESIZE_NORMAL)
+			if(RESIZE_NORMAL to RESIZE_BIG)
+				H.resize(RESIZE_SMALL)
+			if((0 - INFINITY) to RESIZE_NORMAL)
+				H.resize(RESIZE_TINY)
+
+	H.visible_message("<span class='warning'>The space around [H] distorts as they change size!</span>","<span class='notice'>The space around you distorts as you change size!</span>")
+	H.update_icons()
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/bluespace/mob_can_equip(M as mob, slot, disable_warning = 0)
+	. = ..()
+	if(. && ishuman(M)) //Looks like we're being put on after all.
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+		original_size = H.size_multiplier
+
+/obj/item/clothing/under/bluespace/mob_can_unequip(mob/M, slot, disable_warning = 0)
+	. = ..()
+	if(. && ishuman(M))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+		H.resize(original_size)
+		H.update_icons()
+		original_size = null
+		H.visible_message("<span class='warning'>The space around [H] distorts as they return to their original size!</span>","<span class='notice'>The space around you distorts as you return to your original size!</span>")
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine_vr.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine_vr.dm
index a9b6390782..a53c543629 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine_vr.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine_vr.dm
@@ -1,4 +1,6 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/examine_weight()
+	if(!show_pudge()) //Some clothing or equipment can hide this.
+		return ""
 	var/message = ""
 	var/weight_examine = round(weight)
 	var/t_He 	= "It" //capitalised for use at the start of each line.
@@ -58,6 +60,8 @@
 	return message //Credit to Aronai for helping me actually get this working!
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/examine_nutrition()
+	if(!show_pudge()) //Some clothing or equipment can hide this.
+		return ""
 	var/message = ""
 	var/nutrition_examine = round(nutrition)
 	var/t_He 	= "It" //capitalised for use at the start of each line.
@@ -104,6 +108,9 @@
 	return message
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/examine_bellies()
+	if(!show_pudge()) //Some clothing or equipment can hide this.
+		return ""
+
 	var/message = ""
 
 	for (var/I in src.vore_organs)
diff --git a/code/modules/research/designs_vr.dm b/code/modules/research/designs_vr.dm
index 64ed9b5d30..2d6b1c0351 100644
--- a/code/modules/research/designs_vr.dm
+++ b/code/modules/research/designs_vr.dm
@@ -29,6 +29,14 @@
 	build_path = /obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/sizegun
 	sort_string = "TAAAB"
 
+/datum/design/item/bluespace_jumpsuit
+	name = "Bluespace jumpsuit"
+	id = "bsjumpsuit"
+	req_tech = list(TECH_BLUESPACE = 2, TECH_MATERIAL = 3, TECH_POWER = 2)
+	materials = list(DEFAULT_WALL_MATERIAL = 4000, "glass" = 4000)
+	build_path = /obj/item/clothing/under/bluespace
+	sort_string = "TAAAC"
+
 /datum/design/item/item/pressureinterlock
 	name = "APP pressure interlock"
 	id = "pressureinterlock"
diff --git a/code/modules/vore/resizing/resize_vr.dm b/code/modules/vore/resizing/resize_vr.dm
index d496fb46fb..a143648793 100644
--- a/code/modules/vore/resizing/resize_vr.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vore/resizing/resize_vr.dm
@@ -79,6 +79,8 @@ var/const/RESIZE_A_SMALLTINY = (RESIZE_SMALL + RESIZE_TINY) / 2
 /mob/living/carbon/human/dummy/mannequin/resize(var/new_size)
 	size_multiplier = new_size
 
+/* Removed due to too many 'magic' characters having resizing 100% of the time.
+   Replaced with bluespace jumpsuit, and mass altering NIFSoft.
 /**
  * Verb proc for a command that lets players change their size OOCly.
  * Ace was here! Redid this a little so we'd use math for shrinking characters. This is the old code.
@@ -104,6 +106,8 @@ var/const/RESIZE_A_SMALLTINY = (RESIZE_SMALL + RESIZE_TINY) / 2
 /hook/living_new/proc/resize_setup(mob/living/H)
 	H.verbs += /mob/living/proc/set_size
 	return 1
+*/
+
 
 /**
  * Attempt to scoop up this mob up into H's hands, if the size difference is large enough.