diff --git a/code/datums/components/traits/unlucky.dm b/code/datums/components/traits/unlucky.dm
index 1f558b9a66f..a057670d213 100644
--- a/code/datums/components/traits/unlucky.dm
+++ b/code/datums/components/traits/unlucky.dm
@@ -163,6 +163,8 @@
 			return
 
 		if(vorish)
+			if(living_guy.stat >= DEAD) // Make sure they're alive, else it might end up with insta-digestion
+				return
 			for(var/mob/living/living_mob in the_turf)
 				if(living_mob == our_guy || (living_mob.vore_selected == living_guy.vore_selected))
 					continue //Don't do anything to ourselves.
@@ -212,18 +214,23 @@
 
 				to_chat(living_guy, span_warning("[evil_light] glows ominously...")) // ominously
 				evil_light.visible_message(span_boldwarning("[evil_light] suddenly flares brightly and sparks!"))
-				//evil_light.broken(skip_sound_and_sparks = FALSE) //Let's not break it actually.
+				evil_light.broken(skip_sound_and_sparks = FALSE) // LET'S BREAK IT ACTUALLY
 				evil_light.Beam(living_guy, icon_state = "lightning[rand(1,12)]", time = 0.5 SECONDS)
-				living_guy.electrocute_act(35 * (damage_mod * 0.5), evil_light, stun = TRUE) //Stun is binary and scales on damage..Lame.
-				living_guy.emote("scream")
+				if(living_guy.electrocute_act(35 * (damage_mod * 0.5), evil_light, stun = TRUE)) //Stun is binary and scales on damage..Lame.)
+					living_guy.emote("scream")
 				consume_omen()
 				return
 
 		for(var/obj/machinery/vending/darth_vendor in the_turf)
-			if(darth_vendor.stat & (BROKEN|NOPOWER))
-				continue
-			darth_vendor.visible_message(span_warning("[darth_vendor] suddenly clunks and the delivery chute raises up!"))
-			darth_vendor.throw_item(living_guy)
+			if(prob(50))
+				if(darth_vendor.stat & (BROKEN|NOPOWER))
+					continue
+				darth_vendor.visible_message(span_warning("[darth_vendor] suddenly clunks and the delivery chute raises up!"))
+				darth_vendor.throw_item(living_guy)
+			else
+				if(darth_vendor.tilted || !darth_vendor.density)
+					continue
+				darth_vendor.crush_under(living_guy)
 			consume_omen()
 			return
 
@@ -279,7 +286,7 @@
 		for(var/obj/structure/table/evil_table in the_turf)
 			if(!evil_table.material) //We only want tables, not just table frames.
 				continue
-			if(!prob(10)) //Reduce the chance further, due to the number of tables that are passed in normal play.
+			if(prob(90)) //Reduce the chance further, due to the number of tables that are passed in normal play.
 				continue
 			living_guy.visible_message(span_danger("[living_guy] stubs [living_guy.p_their()] toe on [evil_table]!"), span_bolddanger("You stub your toe on [evil_table]!"))
 			living_guy.apply_damage(2 * damage_mod, BRUTE, pick(BP_L_FOOT, BP_R_FOOT), used_weapon = "blunt force trauma")
diff --git a/code/datums/elements/lootable/_lootable.dm b/code/datums/elements/lootable/_lootable.dm
index 65fd39a6669..ba955ae46c2 100644
--- a/code/datums/elements/lootable/_lootable.dm
+++ b/code/datums/elements/lootable/_lootable.dm
@@ -54,10 +54,10 @@
 	var/obj/item/loot = null
 	var/span = "notice" // Blue
 
-	if(HAS_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_UNLUCKY) && unlucky_loot.len) // If you're unlucky, you will always find bad stuff.
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_UNLUCKY) && unlucky_loot.len && prob(15)) // If you're unlucky, you will probably find bad stuff.
 		loot = produce_unlucky_item(source)
 		span = "cult" // Purple and bold.
-		if(prob(1))
+		if(prob(6))
 			to_chat(L, span_danger("You cut your hand on something in the trash!"))
 			L.apply_damage(2, BRUTE, pick(BP_L_HAND, BP_R_HAND), used_weapon = "sharp object")
 			var/datum/disease/advance/random/random_disease = new /datum/disease/advance/random()
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/events/clang.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/events/clang.dm
index 3ac0280a2b9..9c02406c20f 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/events/clang.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/events/clang.dm
@@ -114,7 +114,7 @@
 		qdel(src)
 		return
 
-	if(prob(10) && !has_hunted_unlucky)
+	if(!has_hunted_unlucky)
 		hunt_unlucky()
 
 /obj/effect/immovablerod/proc/hunt_unlucky()
@@ -122,7 +122,7 @@
 		if(HAS_TRAIT(unlucky_bugger, TRAIT_UNLUCKY))
 			has_hunted_unlucky = TRUE
 			walk(src, 0)
-			//stone_grinding.ogg
+			playsound(src, 'sound/effects/stone_grind.ogg', 75)
 			addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(fetch_boy), unlucky_bugger), 1 SECOND, TIMER_DELETE_ME)
 			break
 
diff --git a/code/modules/economy/vending.dm b/code/modules/economy/vending.dm
index 547de5b0b2c..63b2a6f1594 100644
--- a/code/modules/economy/vending.dm
+++ b/code/modules/economy/vending.dm
@@ -78,6 +78,7 @@
 	var/req_log_access = ACCESS_CARGO //default access for checking logs is cargo
 	var/has_logs = 0 //defaults to 0, set to anything else for vendor to have logs
 	var/can_rotate = 1 //Defaults to yes, can be set to 0 for vendors without or with unwanted directionals.
+	var/tilted = FALSE
 
 
 /obj/machinery/vending/Initialize(mapload)
@@ -358,6 +359,16 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(vending_products)
 		if(shock(user, 100))
 			return
 
+	if(tilted)
+		balloon_alert(user, "setting upright")
+		if(do_after(user, 2 SECONDS, src))
+			tilt(TRUE)
+		return
+
+	if(user.a_intent == I_HURT && density)
+		punch_machine(user)
+		return
+
 	wires.Interact(user)
 	tgui_interact(user)
 
@@ -744,4 +755,50 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(vending_products)
 	visible_message(span_warning("\The [src] launches \a [throw_item] at \the [target]!"))
 	return 1
 
+/obj/machinery/vending/proc/crush_under(mob/living/unlucky)
+	if(!unlucky)
+		return
+	visible_message(span_warning("\The [src] tilts over, falling on [unlucky]!"))
+	forceMove(get_turf(unlucky))
+	for(var/mob/living/mob in get_turf(unlucky))
+		mob.take_overall_damage(30)
+		mob.Stun(2)
+		mob.Weaken(5)
+	tilt()
+
+/obj/machinery/vending/proc/tilt(upright = FALSE)
+	if(!upright)
+		var/matrix/M = matrix()
+		M.Turn(90)
+		animate(src, transform = M, time = 0.25 SECOND)
+		playsound(src, 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 50, 1)
+		tilted = TRUE
+		anchored = FALSE
+		plane = ABOVE_MOB_PLANE
+	else
+		animate(src, transform = matrix(), time = 0.4 SECOND)
+		tilted = FALSE
+		plane = initial(plane)
+
+/obj/machinery/vending/proc/punch_machine(mob/living/stupid_person)
+	stupid_person.visible_message(span_danger("[stupid_person] kicks \the [src]!"), span_danger("You kick \the [src]"))
+	playsound(src, 'sound/effects/clang2.ogg', 25, TRUE)
+	animate_shake()
+
+	if(prob(10))
+		crush_under(stupid_person)
+		return
+
+	if(prob(5))
+		var/obj/item/throw_item = null
+		for(var/datum/stored_item/vending_product/R in shuffle(product_records))
+			throw_item = R.get_product(loc)
+			if(!throw_item)
+				continue
+			break
+		if(!throw_item)
+			return FALSE
+		throw_item.vendor_action(src)
+		playsound(src, vending_sound, 50, TRUE)
+
 //Actual machines are in vending_machines.dm
diff --git a/sound/effects/stone_grind.ogg b/sound/effects/stone_grind.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..8ce424fea81
Binary files /dev/null and b/sound/effects/stone_grind.ogg differ