diff --git a/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/effects/cellcharge.dm b/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/effects/cellcharge.dm
index d543ac2411a..a7561478a4e 100644
--- a/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/effects/cellcharge.dm
+++ b/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/effects/cellcharge.dm
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@
 	effect_color = "#ffee06"
 	var/last_message
 
+<<<<<<< HEAD
 
 /datum/artifact_effect/cellcharge/DoEffectTouch(var/mob/living/user)
 	if(user)
@@ -15,12 +16,16 @@
 
 
 /datum/artifact_effect/cellcharge/DoEffectAura()
+=======
+/datum/artifact_effect/uncommon/cellcharge/proc/charge_cells(var/amount = 25)
+>>>>>>> 318bc4daa5b... Fix various anomaly bugs and oversights.  (#8941)
 	var/atom/holder = get_master_holder()
 	if(!holder)
 		return
 	var/turf/turf = get_turf(holder)
 	if(!turf)
 		return
+<<<<<<< HEAD
 	for (var/obj/machinery/power/apc/apc as anything in GLOB.apcs)
 		if(get_dist(turf, apc) <= 200)
 			for (var/obj/item/weapon/cell/cell in apc.contents)
@@ -39,9 +44,38 @@
 				to_chat(robot, "<font color='blue'>SYSTEM ALERT: Energy boost detected!</font>")
 				charged_robots = TRUE
 	if(charged_robots)
+=======
+
+	var/messaged_robots
+	for(var/atom/movable/AM in range(effectrange, turf))
+		if(isliving(AM))
+			var/mob/living/L = AM
+			var/obj/item/cell/C = L.get_cell()
+
+			if(C)
+				if(issilicon(L) && ((last_message + (1 MINUTE)) < world.time))
+					messaged_robots = TRUE
+					to_chat(L, SPAN_NOTICE("SYSTEM ALERT: Energy boost detected!"))
+				C.charge = min(C.maxcharge, C.charge + amount)
+			continue
+
+		var/obj/item/cell/C = AM.get_cell()
+		if(C)
+			C.charge = min(C.maxcharge, C.charge + amount)
+
+	if(messaged_robots)
+>>>>>>> 318bc4daa5b... Fix various anomaly bugs and oversights.  (#8941)
 		last_message = world.time
 
+/datum/artifact_effect/uncommon/cellcharge/DoEffectTouch(mob/living/user)
+	if(!user)
+		return
+	charge_cells(100)
 
+/datum/artifact_effect/uncommon/cellcharge/DoEffectAura()
+	charge_cells()
+
+<<<<<<< HEAD
 /datum/artifact_effect/cellcharge/DoEffectPulse()
 	var/atom/holder = get_master_holder()
 	if(holder)
@@ -57,3 +91,7 @@
 				if(world.time - last_message > 200)
 					to_chat(M, "<font color='blue'>SYSTEM ALERT: Energy boost detected!</font>")
 					last_message = world.time
+=======
+/datum/artifact_effect/uncommon/cellcharge/DoEffectPulse()
+	charge_cells(50)
+>>>>>>> 318bc4daa5b... Fix various anomaly bugs and oversights.  (#8941)
diff --git a/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/effects/celldrain.dm b/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/effects/celldrain.dm
index c8a270c0595..b57b7f3b17b 100644
--- a/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/effects/celldrain.dm
+++ b/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/effects/celldrain.dm
@@ -4,6 +4,7 @@
 	effect_type = EFFECT_ELECTRO
 	var/last_message
 
+<<<<<<< HEAD
 	effect_state = "pulsing"
 	effect_color = "#fbff02"
 
@@ -75,3 +76,43 @@
 					to_chat(M, "<font color='red'>SYSTEM ALERT: Energy drain detected!</font>")
 					last_message = world.time
 	return 1
+=======
+/datum/artifact_effect/uncommon/celldrain/proc/drain_cells(var/amount = 25)
+	var/atom/holder = get_master_holder()
+	if (!holder)
+		return
+	var/turf/turf = get_turf(holder)
+	if (!turf)
+		return
+
+	var/messaged_robots
+	for(var/atom/movable/AM in range(effectrange, turf))
+		if(isliving(AM))
+			var/mob/living/L = AM
+			var/obj/item/cell/C = L.get_cell()
+
+			if(C)
+				if(issilicon(L) && ((last_message + (1 MINUTE)) < world.time))
+					messaged_robots = TRUE
+					to_chat(L, SPAN_WARNING("SYSTEM ALERT: Energy drain detected!"))
+				C.charge = min(C.maxcharge, C.charge - amount)
+			continue
+
+		var/obj/item/cell/C = AM.get_cell()
+		if(C)
+			C.charge = min(C.maxcharge, C.charge - amount)
+
+	if(messaged_robots)
+		last_message = world.time
+
+/datum/artifact_effect/uncommon/celldrain/DoEffectTouch(mob/living/user)
+	if(!user)
+		return
+	drain_cells(100)
+
+/datum/artifact_effect/uncommon/celldrain/DoEffectAura()
+	drain_cells()
+
+/datum/artifact_effect/uncommon/celldrain/DoEffectPulse()
+	drain_cells(50)
+>>>>>>> 318bc4daa5b... Fix various anomaly bugs and oversights.  (#8941)
diff --git a/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/effects/robohurt.dm b/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/effects/robohurt.dm
index 8b93e04ead4..6f7c6ab811a 100644
--- a/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/effects/robohurt.dm
+++ b/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/effects/robohurt.dm
@@ -8,8 +8,14 @@
 	..()
 	effect_type = pick(EFFECT_ELECTRO, EFFECT_PARTICLE)
 
+<<<<<<< HEAD
 /datum/artifact_effect/robohurt/DoEffectTouch(var/mob/user)
 	if(user)
+=======
+
+/datum/artifact_effect/uncommon/robohurt/DoEffectTouch(mob/living/user)
+	if (user)
+>>>>>>> 318bc4daa5b... Fix various anomaly bugs and oversights.  (#8941)
 		if (istype(user, /mob/living/silicon/robot))
 			var/mob/living/silicon/robot/R = user
 			to_chat(R, "<font color='red'>Your systems report severe damage has been inflicted!</font>")
diff --git a/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/effects/sleepy.dm b/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/effects/sleepy.dm
index 244814a1da7..6426296057a 100644
--- a/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/effects/sleepy.dm
+++ b/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/effects/sleepy.dm
@@ -3,7 +3,12 @@
 	name = "sleepy"
 	effect_color = "#a36fa1"
 
+<<<<<<< HEAD
 /datum/artifact_effect/sleepy/New()
+=======
+
+/datum/artifact_effect/uncommon/sleepy/New()
+>>>>>>> 318bc4daa5b... Fix various anomaly bugs and oversights.  (#8941)
 	..()
 	effect_type = pick(EFFECT_PSIONIC, EFFECT_ORGANIC)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/effects/sweating_reagents.dm b/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/effects/sweating_reagents.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..a87afb0d30b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/effects/sweating_reagents.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,72 @@
+/datum/artifact_effect/common/sweating
+	name = "sweating"
+	var/list/reagents = list()
+	effect_type = EFFECT_ORGANIC
+	effect_state = "oozes"
+
+
+/datum/artifact_effect/common/sweating/New(datum/component/artifact_master/newmaster)
+	reagents += list(list(pick(SSchemistry.chemical_reagents), 0.4, list()))
+	if(prob(33))
+		reagents += list(list("blood",
+		                      0.6,
+							  list("blood_colour" = rgb(rand(1,255),rand(1,255),rand(1,255)))))
+
+	// Sample the color of the combined reagents
+	var/datum/reagents/R = new(120)
+	for(var/list/chem in reagents)
+		R.add_reagent(chem[1], chem[2], chem[3])
+	effect_color = R.get_color()
+	qdel(R)
+
+	..()
+	effect = EFFECT_TOUCH
+
+
+/datum/artifact_effect/common/sweating/proc/disgorge(var/turf/T, var/min_chargelevel = 0.25)
+	if(chargelevel < chargelevelmax * min_chargelevel)
+		return
+	spawn()
+		var/obj/effect/vfx/water/splash = new(T)
+		splash.create_reagents(15)
+		splash.reagents.add_reagent("blood", 10, list("blood_colour" = effect_color))
+		splash.set_color()
+
+		splash.set_up(T, 2, 3)
+
+	var/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/chemcoating/blood = locate() in T
+	if(!istype(blood))
+		blood = new(T)
+	for(var/list/chem in reagents)
+		blood.reagents.add_reagent(chem[1], chem[2] * chargelevel, LAZYLEN(chem) > 2 ? chem[3] : null)
+	blood.update_icon()
+	chargelevel = round(0.8 * chargelevel)
+
+
+// Leave a trail of "disgusting ooze"
+/datum/artifact_effect/common/sweating/UpdateMove(var/turf/old_loc)
+	disgorge(old_loc)
+
+
+/datum/artifact_effect/common/sweating/DoEffectTouch(mob/living/carbon/human/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		user.bloody_hands()
+	if(chargelevel >= 40 && prob(20))
+		user.visible_message(
+			"<span class='alium'>\The [get_master_holder()] shudders at \the [user]'s touch, before spraying a disgusting ooze everywhere.</span>",
+			"<span class='alium'>\The [get_master_holder()] shudders at your touch, before spraying a disgusting ooze all over you!</span>",
+			"<span class='notice'>A spray of liquid is followed by a fleshy slop hitting the ground.</span>")
+		if(ishuman(user))
+			user.bloody_body()
+		disgorge(get_turf(user), 0)
+
+
+/datum/artifact_effect/common/sweating/attackby(mob/living/user, obj/item/I)
+	if(I.is_open_container())
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='alien'>You hold \the [I] against \the [get_master_holder()], and a disgusting pus dribbles into \the [I].</span>")
+		for(var/list/chem in reagents)
+			I.reagents.add_reagent(chem[0], chem[1] * chargelevel, LAZYLEN(chem) > 2 ? chem[2] : null)
+		return TRUE
+	else
+		I.add_blood(src)
+	return FALSE