diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown_inedible.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown_inedible.dm
index 717d3ea8a87..df1afc6670b 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/grown_inedible.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/grown_inedible.dm
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@
 	var/plantname
 	var/potency = 1
 
-/obj/item/weapon/grown/New()
+/obj/item/weapon/grown/New(newloc,planttype)
 
 	..()
 
@@ -17,21 +17,20 @@
 	R.my_atom = src
 
 	//Handle some post-spawn var stuff.
-	spawn(1)
-		// Fill the object up with the appropriate reagents.
-		if(!isnull(plantname))
-			var/datum/seed/S = seed_types[plantname]
-			if(!S || !S.chems)
-				return
+	if(planttype)
+		plantname = planttype
+		var/datum/seed/S = seed_types[plantname]
+		if(!S || !S.chems)
+			return
 
-			potency = S.potency
+		potency = S.potency
 
-			for(var/rid in S.chems)
-				var/list/reagent_data = S.chems[rid]
-				var/rtotal = reagent_data[1]
-				if(reagent_data.len > 1 && potency > 0)
-					rtotal += round(potency/reagent_data[2])
-				reagents.add_reagent(rid,max(1,rtotal))
+		for(var/rid in S.chems)
+			var/list/reagent_data = S.chems[rid]
+			var/rtotal = reagent_data[1]
+			if(reagent_data.len > 1 && potency > 0)
+				rtotal += round(potency/reagent_data[2])
+			reagents.add_reagent(rid,max(1,rtotal))
 
 /obj/item/weapon/grown/log
 	name = "towercap"
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/hydro_tools.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/hydro_tools.dm
index 957ef5173f5..10a22efe888 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/hydro_tools.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/hydro_tools.dm
@@ -136,7 +136,7 @@
 
 	switch(grown_seed.spread)
 		if(1)
-			dat += "<br>It is capable of growing beyond the confines of a tray."
+			dat += "<br>It is able to be planted outside of a tray."
 		if(2)
 			dat += "<br>It is a robust and vigorous vine that will spread rapidly."
 
@@ -156,6 +156,21 @@
 	if(grown_seed.flowers)
 		dat += "<br>It has [grown_seed.flower_colour ? "<font color='[grown_seed.flower_colour]'>flowers</font>" : "flowers"]."
 
+	if(grown_seed.produces_power)
+		user << "<br>The fruit will function as a battery if prepared appropriately."
+
+	if(grown_seed.thorny)
+		user << "<br>The fruit is covered in sharp, hollow thorns."
+
+	if(grown_seed.juicy)
+		user << "<br>The fruit is excessively juicy."
+
+	if(grown_seed.explosive)
+		user << "<br>The fruit is internally unstable."
+
+	if(grown_seed.teleporting)
+		user << "<br>The fruit is temporal/spatially unstable."
+
 	if(dat)
 		user << browse(dat,"window=plant_analyzer")
 
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/hydro_tray.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/hydro_tray.dm
index eafff17b073..b082a609bc1 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/hydro_tray.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/hydro_tray.dm
@@ -642,12 +642,7 @@
 
 			user << "You plant the [S.seed.seed_name] [S.seed.seed_noun]."
 
-			if(S.seed.spread == 1)
-				msg_admin_attack("[key_name(user)] has planted a creeper packet.")
-				var/obj/effect/plant_controller/creeper/PC = new(get_turf(src))
-				if(PC)
-					PC.seed = S.seed
-			else if(S.seed.spread == 2)
+			if(S.seed.spread == 2)
 				msg_admin_attack("[key_name(user)] has planted a spreading vine packet.")
 				var/obj/effect/plant_controller/PC = new(get_turf(src))
 				if(PC)
diff --git a/code/modules/hydroponics/seed_datums.dm b/code/modules/hydroponics/seed_datums.dm
index 33e6f47c574..490481fdd15 100644
--- a/code/modules/hydroponics/seed_datums.dm
+++ b/code/modules/hydroponics/seed_datums.dm
@@ -113,6 +113,70 @@ proc/populate_seed_list()
 	var/flower_icon = "vine_fruit"  // Which overlay to use.
 	var/flower_colour               // Which colour to use.
 
+	// Special traits.
+	var/produces_power              // Can be used to make a battery.
+	var/thorny                      // Harvested thorns can act as syringes for injecting plant reagents.
+	var/juicy                       // When thrown, causes a splatter decal.
+	var/explosive                   // When thrown, acts as a grenade.
+	var/teleporting                 // Uses the bluespace tomato effect.
+	var/splat_type = /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/tomato_smudge
+
+//Applies an effect to a target atom.
+/datum/seed/proc/thrown_at(var/obj/item/thrown,var/atom/target)
+
+	var/splatted
+
+	if(istype(target,/mob/living))
+		splatted = apply_special_effect(target,thrown)
+	else if(istype(target,/turf))
+		splatted = 1
+		for(var/mob/living/M in target,thrown)
+			apply_special_effect(M)
+
+	if(juicy && splatted)
+
+		if(thrown.reagents)
+			thrown.reagents.reaction(get_turf(target))
+			for(var/atom/hit_atom in get_turf(target))
+				thrown.reagents.reaction(hit_atom)
+
+		new splat_type (get_turf(thrown))
+		thrown.visible_message("The [thrown.name] splatters against [target]!")
+		del(thrown)
+
+/datum/seed/proc/apply_special_effect(var/mob/living/target,var/obj/item/thrown)
+
+	var/impact = 1
+
+	// Thorns have a chance of injecting reagents.
+	if(thorny && prob(50))
+		target << "<span class='danger'>Several thorns are embedded in your flesh!</span>"
+		//Todo: cause brute, transfer some reagents over.
+
+	// Bluespace tomato code copied over from grown.dm.
+	if(teleporting)
+
+		//Plant potency determines radius of teleport.
+		var/outer_teleport_radius = potency/10
+		var/inner_teleport_radius = potency/15
+
+		var/list/turfs
+		if(inner_teleport_radius > 0)
+			turfs = orange(target,outer_teleport_radius) - orange(target,inner_teleport_radius)
+
+		if(!turfs.len)
+			target.visible_message("<span class='notice'>The [thrown.name] has been squashed.</span>","<span class='moderate'>You hear a smack.</span>")
+			del(thrown)
+			return
+
+		// Moves the mob, causes sparks.
+		var/turf/picked = pick(turfs)
+		new/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/molten_item(picked) //Leave a pile of goo behind for dramatic effect...
+		target.loc = picked//And teleport them to the chosen location.
+		impact = 1
+
+	return impact
+
 //Creates a random seed. MAKE SURE THE LINE HAS DIVERGED BEFORE THIS IS CALLED.
 /datum/seed/proc/randomize()
 
@@ -598,7 +662,14 @@ proc/populate_seed_list()
 		currently_querying = list()
 		for(var/i = 0;i<total_yield;i++)
 			var/product_type = pick(products)
-			var/obj/item/product = new product_type(get_turf(user))
+			var/obj/item/product = new product_type(get_turf(user),name)
+
+			if(product_colour)
+				product.color = product_colour
+				if(istype(product,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food))
+					var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/food = product
+					food.filling_color = product_colour
+
 			if(mysterious)
 				product.name += "?"
 				product.desc += " On second thought, something about this one looks strange."
@@ -614,15 +685,6 @@ proc/populate_seed_list()
 				product.visible_message("\blue The pod disgorges [product]!")
 				handle_living_product(product)
 
-			// Make sure the product is inheriting the correct seed type reference.
-			else if(istype(product,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown))
-				var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/current_product = product
-				current_product.plantname = name
-			else if(istype(product,/obj/item/weapon/grown))
-				var/obj/item/weapon/grown/current_product = product
-				current_product.plantname = name
-
-
 // When the seed in this machine mutates/is modified, the tray seed value
 // is set to a new datum copied from the original. This datum won't actually
 // be put into the global datum list until the product is harvested, though.
@@ -727,6 +789,7 @@ proc/populate_seed_list()
 	plant_icon = "berry"
 	harvest_repeat = 1
 	chems = list("nutriment" = list(1,10))
+	juicy = 1
 
 	lifespan = 20
 	maturation = 5
@@ -743,6 +806,7 @@ proc/populate_seed_list()
 	packet_icon = "seed-glowberry"
 	plant_icon = "glowberry"
 	chems = list("nutriment" = list(1,10), "uranium" = list(3,5))
+	spread = 1
 
 	lifespan = 30
 	maturation = 5
@@ -815,6 +879,7 @@ proc/populate_seed_list()
 	plant_icon = "tomato"
 	harvest_repeat = 1
 	chems = list("nutriment" = list(1,10))
+	juicy = 1
 
 	lifespan = 25
 	maturation = 8
@@ -831,6 +896,7 @@ proc/populate_seed_list()
 	packet_icon = "seed-bloodtomato"
 	plant_icon = "bloodtomato"
 	chems = list("nutriment" = list(1,10), "blood" = list(1,5))
+	splat_type = /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/splatter
 
 	yield = 3
 
@@ -838,7 +904,7 @@ proc/populate_seed_list()
 	name = "killertomato"
 	seed_name = "killer tomato"
 	display_name = "killer tomato plant"
-	products = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/killertomato)
+	products = list(/mob/living/simple_animal/tomato)
 	mutants = null
 	packet_icon = "seed-killertomato"
 	plant_icon = "killertomato"
@@ -855,6 +921,7 @@ proc/populate_seed_list()
 	packet_icon = "seed-bluetomato"
 	plant_icon = "bluetomato"
 	chems = list("nutriment" = list(1,20), "lube" = list(1,5))
+	splat_type = /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/oil
 
 /datum/seed/tomato/blue/teleport
 	name = "bluespacetomato"
@@ -865,6 +932,7 @@ proc/populate_seed_list()
 	packet_icon = "seed-bluespacetomato"
 	plant_icon = "bluespacetomato"
 	chems = list("nutriment" = list(1,20), "singulo" = list(1,5))
+	teleporting = 1
 
 //Eggplants/varieties.
 /datum/seed/eggplant
@@ -990,6 +1058,7 @@ proc/populate_seed_list()
 	mutants = null
 	//mutants = list("wallrot") //TBD.
 	plant_icon = "mold"
+	spread = 1
 
 	lifespan = 50
 	maturation = 10
@@ -1092,6 +1161,7 @@ proc/populate_seed_list()
 	packet_icon = "mycelium-glowshroom"
 	plant_icon = "glowshroom"
 	chems = list("radium" = list(1,20))
+	spread = 1
 
 	lifespan = 120
 	maturation = 15
@@ -1105,7 +1175,7 @@ proc/populate_seed_list()
 	name = "walkingmushroom"
 	seed_name = "walking mushroom"
 	display_name = "walking mushrooms"
-	products = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/mushroom/walkingmushroom)
+	products = list(/mob/living/simple_animal/mushroom)
 	mutants = null
 	packet_icon = "mycelium-walkingmushroom"
 	plant_icon = "walkingmushroom"
@@ -1310,6 +1380,7 @@ proc/populate_seed_list()
 	products = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/potato)
 	plant_icon = "potato"
 	chems = list("nutriment" = list(1,10))
+	produces_power = 1
 
 	lifespan = 30
 	maturation = 10
@@ -1437,6 +1508,7 @@ proc/populate_seed_list()
 	plant_icon = "watermelon"
 	harvest_repeat = 1
 	chems = list("nutriment" = list(1,6))
+	juicy = 1
 
 	lifespan = 50
 	maturation = 6
@@ -1470,6 +1542,7 @@ proc/populate_seed_list()
 	plant_icon = "lime"
 	harvest_repeat = 1
 	chems = list("nutriment" = list(1,20))
+	juicy = 1
 
 	lifespan = 55
 	maturation = 6
@@ -1486,6 +1559,8 @@ proc/populate_seed_list()
 	plant_icon = "lemon"
 	harvest_repeat = 1
 	chems = list("nutriment" = list(1,20))
+	produces_power = 1
+	juicy = 1
 
 	lifespan = 55
 	maturation = 6
@@ -1502,6 +1577,7 @@ proc/populate_seed_list()
 	plant_icon = "orange"
 	harvest_repeat = 1
 	chems = list("nutriment" = list(1,20))
+	juicy = 1
 
 	lifespan = 60
 	maturation = 6
@@ -1551,6 +1627,7 @@ proc/populate_seed_list()
 	plant_icon = "cherry"
 	harvest_repeat = 1
 	chems = list("nutriment" = list(1,15), "sugar" = list(1,15))
+	juicy = 1
 
 	lifespan = 35
 	maturation = 5
@@ -1594,42 +1671,3 @@ proc/populate_seed_list()
 	production = 10
 	yield = 1
 	potency = 30
-
-/datum/seed/clown
-	name = "clown"
-	seed_name = "clown"
-	seed_noun = "pods"
-	display_name = "laughing clowns"
-	packet_icon = "seed-replicapod"
-	products = list(/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown)
-	plant_icon = "replicapod"
-	product_requires_player = 1
-
-	lifespan = 100
-	endurance = 8
-	maturation = 1
-	production = 1
-	yield = 10
-	potency = 30
-
-/datum/seed/test
-	name = "test"
-	seed_name = "testing"
-	seed_noun = "data"
-	display_name = "runtimes"
-	packet_icon = "seed-replicapod"
-	products = list(/mob/living/simple_animal/cat/Runtime)
-	plant_icon = "replicapod"
-
-	requires_nutrients = 0
-	nutrient_consumption = 0
-	requires_water = 0
-	water_consumption = 0
-	pest_tolerance = 11
-	weed_tolerance = 11
-	lifespan = 1000
-	endurance = 100
-	maturation = 1
-	production = 1
-	yield = 1
-	potency = 1
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown.dm
index d570f13861e..bc925d88228 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown.dm
@@ -1,46 +1,107 @@
+//Grown foods.
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown
 
-
-// ***********************************************************
-// Foods that are produced from hydroponics ~~~~~~~~~~
-// Data from the seeds carry over to these grown foods
-// ***********************************************************
-
-//Grown foods
-//Subclass so we can pass on values
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/
-	var/plantname
-	var/potency = -1
+	name = "fruit"
+	desc = "It's a fruit."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/harvest.dmi'
-	New(newloc,newpotency)
-		if (!isnull(newpotency))
-			potency = newpotency
-		..()
-		src.pixel_x = rand(-5.0, 5)
-		src.pixel_y = rand(-5.0, 5)
 
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/New()
+	var/plantname
+	var/datum/seed/seed
+	var/potency = -1
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/New(newloc,planttype)
+
 	..()
 
-	//Handle some post-spawn var stuff.
-	spawn(1)
-		// Fill the object up with the appropriate reagents.
-		if(!isnull(plantname))
-			var/datum/seed/S = seed_types[plantname]
-			if(!S || !S.chems)
+	src.pixel_x = rand(-5.0, 5)
+	src.pixel_y = rand(-5.0, 5)
+
+	// Fill the object up with the appropriate reagents.
+	if(planttype)
+		plantname = planttype
+		seed = seed_types[plantname]
+		if(!seed || !seed.chems)
+			return
+
+		potency = seed.potency
+
+		for(var/rid in seed.chems)
+			var/list/reagent_data = seed.chems[rid]
+			var/rtotal = reagent_data[1]
+			if(reagent_data.len > 1 && potency > 0)
+				rtotal += round(potency/reagent_data[2])
+			reagents.add_reagent(rid,max(1,rtotal))
+
+	if(reagents.total_volume > 0)
+		bitesize = 1+round(reagents.total_volume / 2, 1)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/Crossed(var/mob/living/M)
+	if(seed && seed.juicy)
+		if(istype(M))
+
+			if(M.buckled)
 				return
 
-			potency = S.potency
+			if(istype(M,/mob/living/carbon/human))
+				var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+				if(H.shoes && H.shoes.flags & NOSLIP)
+					return
 
-			for(var/rid in S.chems)
-				var/list/reagent_data = S.chems[rid]
-				var/rtotal = reagent_data[1]
-				if(reagent_data.len > 1 && potency > 0)
-					rtotal += round(potency/reagent_data[2])
-				reagents.add_reagent(rid,max(1,rtotal))
+			M.stop_pulling()
+			M << "\blue You slipped on the [name]!"
+			playsound(src.loc, 'sound/misc/slip.ogg', 50, 1, -3)
+			M.Stun(8)
+			M.Weaken(5)
 
-		if(reagents.total_volume > 0)
-			bitesize = 1+round(reagents.total_volume / 2, 1)
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/throw_impact(atom/hit_atom)
 
+	..()
+	if(!seed)
+		return
+	seed.thrown_at(src,hit_atom)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W as obj, mob/user as mob)
+	..()
+	if(seed && seed.produces_power)
+		if(istype(W, /obj/item/stack/cable_coil))
+			var/obj/item/stack/cable_coil/C = W
+			if(C.use(5))
+				//TODO: generalize this.
+				user << "<span class='notice'>You add some cable to the [src.name] and slide it inside the battery encasing.</span>"
+				var/obj/item/weapon/cell/potato/pocell = new /obj/item/weapon/cell/potato(user.loc)
+				pocell.maxcharge = src.potency * 10
+				pocell.charge = pocell.maxcharge
+				del(src)
+				return
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+
+	if(!seed || !seed.spread != 1)
+		return
+
+	if(istype(user.loc,/turf/space))
+		return
+
+	// TODO: Generalize.
+	var/obj/effect/glowshroom/planted = new /obj/effect/glowshroom(user.loc)
+	planted.delay = 50
+	planted.endurance = 100
+	planted.potency = potency
+
+	user << "<span class='notice'>You plant the [src.name].</span>"
+	del(src)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/pickup(mob/user)
+	if(seed && seed.biolum)
+		user.SetLuminosity(user.luminosity + seed.biolum)
+		SetLuminosity(0)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/dropped(mob/user)
+	if(seed && seed.biolum)
+		user.SetLuminosity(user.luminosity - seed.biolum)
+		SetLuminosity(seed.biolum)
+
+// Food object defines follow.
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/corn
 	name = "ear of corn"
 	desc = "Needs some butter!"
@@ -82,18 +143,6 @@
 	filling_color = "#E6E8DA"
 	plantname = "potato"
 
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/potato/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W as obj, mob/user as mob)
-	..()
-	if(istype(W, /obj/item/stack/cable_coil))
-		var/obj/item/stack/cable_coil/C = W
-		if(C.use(5))
-			user << "<span class='notice'>You add some cable to the potato and slide it inside the battery encasing.</span>"
-			var/obj/item/weapon/cell/potato/pocell = new /obj/item/weapon/cell/potato(user.loc)
-			pocell.maxcharge = src.potency * 10
-			pocell.charge = pocell.maxcharge
-			del(src)
-			return
-
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/grapes
 	name = "bunch of grapes"
 	desc = "Nutritious!"
@@ -139,62 +188,13 @@
 	filling_color = "#C4C4C4"
 	plantname = "plastic"
 
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/shand
-	name = "S'rendarr's Hand leaf"
-	desc = "A leaf sample from a lowland thicket shrub. Smells strongly like wax."
-	icon_state = "shand"
-	filling_color = "#70C470"
-	plantname = "shand"
-
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/mtear
-	name = "sprig of Messa's Tear"
-	desc = "A mountain climate herb with a soft, cold blue flower, known to contain an abundance of healing chemicals."
-	icon_state = "mtear"
-	filling_color = "#70C470"
-	plantname = "mtear"
-
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/mtear/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	if(istype(user.loc,/turf/space))
-		return
-	var/obj/item/stack/medical/ointment/tajaran/poultice = new /obj/item/stack/medical/ointment/tajaran(user.loc)
-
-	poultice.heal_burn = potency
-	del(src)
-
-	user << "<span class='notice'>You mash the petals into a poultice.</span>"
-
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/shand/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	if(istype(user.loc,/turf/space))
-		return
-	var/obj/item/stack/medical/bruise_pack/tajaran/poultice = new /obj/item/stack/medical/bruise_pack/tajaran(user.loc)
-
-	poultice.heal_brute = potency
-	del(src)
-
-	user << "<span class='notice'>You mash the leaves into a poultice.</span>"
-
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/glowberries
 	name = "bunch of glow-berries"
 	desc = "Nutritious!"
-	var/light_on = 1
-	var/brightness_on = 2 //luminosity when on
 	filling_color = "#D3FF9E"
 	icon_state = "glowberrypile"
 	plantname = "glowberries"
 
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/glowberries/Del()
-	if(istype(loc,/mob))
-		loc.SetLuminosity(round(loc.luminosity - potency/5,1))
-	..()
-
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/glowberries/pickup(mob/user)
-	src.SetLuminosity(0)
-	user.SetLuminosity(round(user.luminosity + (potency/5),1))
-
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/glowberries/dropped(mob/user)
-	user.SetLuminosity(round(user.luminosity - (potency/5),1))
-	src.SetLuminosity(round(potency/5,1))
-
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/cocoapod
 	name = "cocoa pod"
 	desc = "Can be ground into cocoa powder."
@@ -279,22 +279,6 @@
 	slices_num = 5
 	plantname = "watermelon"
 
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/pumpkin
-	name = "pumpkin"
-	desc = "It's large and scary."
-	icon_state = "pumpkin"
-	potency = 10
-	filling_color = "#FAB728"
-	plantname = "pumpkin"
-
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/pumpkin/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W as obj, mob/user as mob)
-	..()
-	if(istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/circular_saw) || istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/hatchet) || istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/fireaxe) || istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/knife) || istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/kitchenknife) || istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/melee/energy))
-		user.show_message("<span class='notice'>You carve a face into [src]!</span>", 1)
-		new /obj/item/clothing/head/pumpkinhead (user.loc)
-		del(src)
-		return
-
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/lime
 	name = "lime"
 	desc = "It's so sour, your face will twist."
@@ -313,7 +297,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/orange
 	name = "orange"
-	desc = "It's a tangy fruit."
+	desc = "It's an tangy fruit."
 	icon_state = "orange"
 	potency = 20
 	filling_color = "#FAAD28"
@@ -367,30 +351,6 @@
 	potency = 10
 	plantname = "tomato"
 
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/tomato/throw_impact(atom/hit_atom)
-	..()
-	new/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/tomato_smudge(src.loc)
-	src.visible_message("<span class='notice'>The [src.name] has been squashed.</span>","<span class='moderate'>You hear a smack.</span>")
-	del(src)
-	return
-
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/killertomato
-	name = "killer-tomato"
-	desc = "I say to-mah-to, you say tom-mae-to... OH GOD IT'S EATING MY LEGS!!"
-	icon_state = "killertomato"
-	potency = 10
-	filling_color = "#FF0000"
-	potency = 30
-	plantname = "killertomato"
-
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/killertomato/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	if(istype(user.loc,/turf/space))
-		return
-	new /mob/living/simple_animal/tomato(user.loc)
-	del(src)
-
-	user << "<span class='notice'>You plant the killer-tomato.</span>"
-
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/bloodtomato
 	name = "blood-tomato"
 	desc = "So bloody...so...very...bloody....AHHHH!!!!"
@@ -399,16 +359,6 @@
 	filling_color = "#FF0000"
 	plantname = "bloodtomato"
 
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/bloodtomato/throw_impact(atom/hit_atom)
-	..()
-	new/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/splatter(src.loc)
-	src.visible_message("<span class='notice'>The [src.name] has been squashed.</span>","<span class='moderate'>You hear a smack.</span>")
-	src.reagents.reaction(get_turf(hit_atom))
-	for(var/atom/A in get_turf(hit_atom))
-		src.reagents.reaction(A)
-	del(src)
-	return
-
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/bluetomato
 	name = "blue-tomato"
 	desc = "I say blue-mah-to, you say blue-mae-to."
@@ -417,21 +367,6 @@
 	filling_color = "#586CFC"
 	plantname = "bluetomato"
 
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/bluetomato/throw_impact(atom/hit_atom)
-	..()
-	new/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/oil(src.loc)
-	src.visible_message("<span class='notice'>The [src.name] has been squashed.</span>","<span class='moderate'>You hear a smack.</span>")
-	src.reagents.reaction(get_turf(hit_atom))
-	for(var/atom/A in get_turf(hit_atom))
-		src.reagents.reaction(A)
-	del(src)
-	return
-
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/bluetomato/Crossed(AM as mob|obj)
-	if (istype(AM, /mob/living))
-		var/mob/living/M = AM
-		M.slip("the [src]!")
-
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/wheat
 	name = "wheat"
 	desc = "Sigh... wheat... a-grain?"
@@ -518,14 +453,6 @@
 	potency = 30
 	plantname = "walkingmushroom"
 
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/mushroom/walkingmushroom/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	if(istype(user.loc,/turf/space))
-		return
-	new /mob/living/simple_animal/mushroom(user.loc)
-	del(src)
-
-	user << "<span class='notice'>You plant the walking mushroom.</span>"
-
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/mushroom/chanterelle
 	name = "chanterelle cluster"
 	desc = "<I>Cantharellus Cibarius</I>: These jolly yellow little shrooms sure look tasty!"
@@ -541,37 +468,6 @@
 	potency = 30
 	plantname = "glowshroom"
 
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/mushroom/glowshroom/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	if(istype(user.loc,/turf/space))
-		return
-	var/obj/effect/glowshroom/planted = new /obj/effect/glowshroom(user.loc)
-
-	planted.delay = 50
-	planted.endurance = 100
-	planted.potency = potency
-	del(src)
-
-	user << "<span class='notice'>You plant the glowshroom.</span>"
-
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/mushroom/glowshroom/Del()
-	if(istype(loc,/mob))
-		loc.SetLuminosity(round(loc.luminosity - potency/10,1))
-	..()
-
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/mushroom/glowshroom/pickup(mob/user)
-	SetLuminosity(0)
-	user.SetLuminosity(round(user.luminosity + (potency/10),1))
-
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/mushroom/glowshroom/dropped(mob/user)
-	user.SetLuminosity(round(user.luminosity - (potency/10),1))
-	SetLuminosity(round(potency/10,1))
-
-
-// *************************************
-// Complex Grown Object Defines -
-// Putting these at the bottom so they don't clutter the list up. -Cheridan
-// *************************************
-
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/bluespacetomato
 	name = "blue-space tomato"
 	desc = "So lubricated, you might slip through space-time."
@@ -581,52 +477,53 @@
 	filling_color = "#91F8FF"
 	plantname = "bluespacetomato"
 
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/bluespacetomato/throw_impact(atom/hit_atom)
-	..()
-	var/mob/M = usr
-	var/outer_teleport_radius = potency/10 //Plant potency determines radius of teleport.
-	var/inner_teleport_radius = potency/15
-	var/list/turfs = new/list()
-	var/datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread/s = new /datum/effect/effect/system/spark_spread
-	if(inner_teleport_radius < 1) //Wasn't potent enough, it just splats.
-		new/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/oil(src.loc)
-		src.visible_message("<span class='notice'>The [src.name] has been squashed.</span>","<span class='moderate'>You hear a smack.</span>")
-		del(src)
+// Super special snowflake grown items below.
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/shand
+	name = "S'rendarr's Hand leaf"
+	desc = "A leaf sample from a lowland thicket shrub. Smells strongly like wax."
+	icon_state = "shand"
+	filling_color = "#70C470"
+	plantname = "shand"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/mtear
+	name = "sprig of Messa's Tear"
+	desc = "A mountain climate herb with a soft, cold blue flower, known to contain an abundance of healing chemicals."
+	icon_state = "mtear"
+	filling_color = "#70C470"
+	plantname = "mtear"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/mtear/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+	if(istype(user.loc,/turf/space))
 		return
-	for(var/turf/T in orange(M,outer_teleport_radius))
-		if(T in orange(M,inner_teleport_radius)) continue
-		if(istype(T,/turf/space)) continue
-		if(T.density) continue
-		if(T.x>world.maxx-outer_teleport_radius || T.x<outer_teleport_radius)	continue
-		if(T.y>world.maxy-outer_teleport_radius || T.y<outer_teleport_radius)	continue
-		turfs += T
-	if(!turfs.len)
-		var/list/turfs_to_pick_from = list()
-		for(var/turf/T in orange(M,outer_teleport_radius))
-			if(!(T in orange(M,inner_teleport_radius)))
-				turfs_to_pick_from += T
-		turfs += pick(/turf in turfs_to_pick_from)
-	var/turf/picked = pick(turfs)
-	if(!isturf(picked)) return
-	switch(rand(1,2))//Decides randomly to teleport the thrower or the throwee.
-		if(1) // Teleports the person who threw the tomato.
-			s.set_up(3, 1, M)
-			s.start()
-			new/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/molten_item(M.loc) //Leaves a pile of goo behind for dramatic effect.
-			M.loc = picked //
-			sleep(1)
-			s.set_up(3, 1, M)
-			s.start() //Two set of sparks, one before the teleport and one after.
-		if(2) //Teleports mob the tomato hit instead.
-			for(var/mob/A in get_turf(hit_atom))//For the mobs in the tile that was hit...
-				s.set_up(3, 1, A)
-				s.start()
-				new/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/molten_item(A.loc) //Leave a pile of goo behind for dramatic effect...
-				A.loc = picked//And teleport them to the chosen location.
-				sleep(1)
-				s.set_up(3, 1, A)
-				s.start()
-	new/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/oil(src.loc)
-	src.visible_message("<span class='notice'>The [src.name] has been squashed, causing a distortion in space-time.</span>","<span class='moderate'>You hear a splat and a crackle.</span>")
+	var/obj/item/stack/medical/ointment/tajaran/poultice = new /obj/item/stack/medical/ointment/tajaran(user.loc)
+
+	poultice.heal_burn = potency
 	del(src)
-	return
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+
+	user << "<span class='notice'>You mash the petals into a poultice.</span>"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/shand/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+	if(istype(user.loc,/turf/space))
+		return
+	var/obj/item/stack/medical/bruise_pack/tajaran/poultice = new /obj/item/stack/medical/bruise_pack/tajaran(user.loc)
+
+	poultice.heal_brute = potency
+	del(src)
+
+	user << "<span class='notice'>You mash the leaves into a poultice.</span>"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/pumpkin
+	name = "pumpkin"
+	desc = "It's large and scary."
+	icon_state = "pumpkin"
+	potency = 10
+	filling_color = "#FAB728"
+	plantname = "pumpkin"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/pumpkin/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W as obj, mob/user as mob)
+	..()
+	if(istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/circular_saw) || istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/hatchet) || istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/twohanded/fireaxe) || istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/knife) || istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/kitchenknife) || istype(W, /obj/item/weapon/melee/energy))
+		user.show_message("<span class='notice'>You carve a face into [src]!</span>", 1)
+		new /obj/item/clothing/head/pumpkinhead (user.loc)
+		del(src)
+		return
\ No newline at end of file