diff --git a/code/defines/procs/hud.dm b/code/defines/procs/hud.dm
index e572176ef9c..5f222b0374a 100644
--- a/code/defines/procs/hud.dm
+++ b/code/defines/procs/hud.dm
@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@ proc/can_process_hud(var/mob/M)
 	return 1
 
 //Deletes the current HUD images so they can be refreshed with new ones.
-mob/proc/regular_hud_updates() //Used in the life.dm of mobs that can use HUDs.
+mob/proc/handle_regular_hud_updates() //Used in the life.dm of mobs that can use HUDs.
 	if(client)
 		for(var/image/hud in client.images)
 			if(copytext(hud.icon_state,1,4) == "hud")
diff --git a/code/game/area/areas.dm b/code/game/area/areas.dm
index dccc9e9dbf6..e342ba33292 100644
--- a/code/game/area/areas.dm
+++ b/code/game/area/areas.dm
@@ -299,4 +299,18 @@ var/list/mob/living/forced_ambiance_list = new
 	for(var/obj/machinery/door/airlock/temp_airlock in src)
 		temp_airlock.prison_open()
 	for(var/obj/machinery/door/window/temp_windoor in src)
-		temp_windoor.open()
\ No newline at end of file
+		temp_windoor.open()
+
+/area/proc/has_gravity()
+	return has_gravity
+
+/area/space/has_gravity()
+	return 0
+
+/proc/has_gravity(atom/AT, turf/T)
+	if(!T)
+		T = get_turf(AT)
+	var/area/A = get_area(T)
+	if(A && A.has_gravity())
+		return 1
+	return 0
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/life.dm
index e13f6b46707..642cbfdbded 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/alien/life.dm
@@ -10,26 +10,14 @@
 	..()
 
 	if (stat != DEAD) //still breathing
-
 		// GROW!
 		update_progression()
 
-		// Chemicals in the body
-		handle_chemicals_in_body()
-
 	blinded = null
 
 	//Status updates, death etc.
-	handle_regular_status_updates()
-	update_canmove()
 	update_icons()
 
-	if(client)
-		handle_regular_hud_updates()
-
-/mob/living/carbon/alien/proc/handle_chemicals_in_body()
-	return // Nothing yet. Maybe check it out at a later date.
-
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/handle_mutations_and_radiation()
 
 	// Currently both Dionaea and larvae like to eat radiation, so I'm defining the
@@ -46,7 +34,7 @@
 	adjustToxLoss(-(rads))
 	return
 
-/mob/living/carbon/alien/proc/handle_regular_status_updates()
+/mob/living/carbon/alien/handle_regular_status_updates()
 
 	if(status_flags & GODMODE)	return 0
 
@@ -97,18 +85,11 @@
 		else if(eye_blurry)
 			eye_blurry = max(eye_blurry-1, 0)
 
-		//Ears
-		if(sdisabilities & DEAF)	//disabled-deaf, doesn't get better on its own
-			ear_deaf = max(ear_deaf, 1)
-		else if(ear_deaf)			//deafness, heals slowly over time
-			ear_deaf = max(ear_deaf-1, 0)
-			ear_damage = max(ear_damage-0.05, 0)
-
 		update_icons()
 
 	return 1
 
-/mob/living/carbon/alien/proc/handle_regular_hud_updates()
+/mob/living/carbon/alien/handle_regular_hud_updates()
 
 	if (stat == 2 || (XRAY in src.mutations))
 		sight |= SEE_TURFS
@@ -180,3 +161,9 @@
 			src << "\red You feel a searing heat!"
 	else
 		if (fire) fire.icon_state = "fire0"
+
+/mob/living/carbon/alien/handle_fire()
+	if(..())
+		return
+	bodytemperature += BODYTEMP_HEATING_MAX //If you're on fire, you heat up!
+	return
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/life.dm
index e152959fc9a..84e3d09c20e 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/brain/life.dm
@@ -1,28 +1,6 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/brain/handle_breathing()
 	return
 
-/mob/living/carbon/brain/Life()
-	set invisibility = 0
-	set background = 1
-	..()
-
-	if(stat != DEAD)
-		//Chemicals in the body
-		handle_chemicals_in_body()
-
-	//Apparently, the person who wrote this code designed it so that
-	//blinded get reset each cycle and then get activated later in the
-	//code. Very ugly. I dont care. Moving this stuff here so its easy
-	//to find it.
-	blinded = null
-
-	//Status updates, death etc.
-	handle_regular_status_updates()
-	update_canmove()
-
-	if(client)
-		handle_regular_hud_updates()
-
 /mob/living/carbon/brain/handle_mutations_and_radiation()
 	if (radiation)
 		if (radiation > 100)
@@ -91,7 +69,7 @@
 		adjustFireLoss(5.0*discomfort)
 
 
-/mob/living/carbon/brain/proc/handle_chemicals_in_body()
+/mob/living/carbon/brain/handle_chemicals_in_body()
 	chem_effects.Cut()
 	analgesic = 0
 
@@ -113,7 +91,7 @@
 
 	return //TODO: DEFERRED
 
-/mob/living/carbon/brain/proc/handle_regular_status_updates()	//TODO: comment out the unused bits >_>
+/mob/living/carbon/brain/handle_regular_status_updates()	//TODO: comment out the unused bits >_>
 	updatehealth()
 
 	if(stat == DEAD)	//DEAD. BROWN BREAD. SWIMMING WITH THE SPESS CARP
@@ -183,7 +161,7 @@
 		handle_statuses()
 	return 1
 
-/mob/living/carbon/brain/proc/handle_regular_hud_updates()
+/mob/living/carbon/brain/handle_regular_hud_updates()
 	if (stat == 2 || (XRAY in src.mutations))
 		sight |= SEE_TURFS
 		sight |= SEE_MOBS
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
index 70af11f34b7..7a6bbc8aa23 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
@@ -47,7 +47,6 @@
 	//to find it.
 	blinded = null
 	fire_alert = 0 //Reset this here, because both breathe() and handle_environment() have a chance to set it.
-	..()
 
 	//TODO: seperate this out
 	// update the current life tick, can be used to e.g. only do something every 4 ticks
@@ -56,6 +55,8 @@
 	in_stasis = istype(loc, /obj/structure/closet/body_bag/cryobag) && loc:opened == 0
 	if(in_stasis) loc:used++
 
+	..()
+
 	if(life_tick%30==15)
 		hud_updateflag = 1022
 
@@ -66,23 +67,10 @@
 		//Updates the number of stored chemicals for powers
 		handle_changeling()
 
-		//Chemicals in the body
-		handle_chemicals_in_body()
-
-		//Disabilities
-		handle_disabilities()
-
 		//Organs and blood
 		handle_organs()
-		handle_blood()
 		stabilize_body_temperature() //Body temperature adjusts itself (self-regulation)
 
-		//Random events (vomiting etc)
-		handle_random_events()
-
-		//stuff in the stomach
-		handle_stomach()
-
 		handle_shock()
 
 		handle_pain()
@@ -96,26 +84,18 @@
 
 	handle_stasis_bag()
 
-	if(life_tick > 5 && timeofdeath && (timeofdeath < 5 || world.time - timeofdeath > 6000))	//We are long dead, or we're junk mobs spawned like the clowns on the clown shuttle
+	if(!handle_some_updates())
 		return											//We go ahead and process them 5 times for HUD images and other stuff though.
 
-	//Check if we're on fire
-	handle_fire()
-
-	//Status updates, death etc.
-	handle_regular_status_updates()		//Optimized a bit
-	update_canmove()
-
 	//Update our name based on whether our face is obscured/disfigured
 	name = get_visible_name()
 
-	handle_regular_hud_updates()
-
 	pulse = handle_pulse()
 
-	// Grabbing
-	for(var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G in src)
-		G.process()
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/handle_some_updates()
+	if(life_tick > 5 && timeofdeath && (timeofdeath < 5 || world.time - timeofdeath > 6000))	//We are long dead, or we're junk mobs spawned like the clowns on the clown shuttle
+		return 0
+	return 1
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/breathe()
 	if(!in_stasis)
@@ -168,7 +148,7 @@
 	else
 		return ONE_ATMOSPHERE + pressure_difference
 
-/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/handle_disabilities()
+/mob/living/carbon/human/handle_disabilities()
 	if (disabilities & EPILEPSY)
 		if ((prob(1) && paralysis < 1))
 			src << "\red You have a seizure!"
@@ -845,7 +825,10 @@
 
 	return min(1,thermal_protection)
 
-/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/handle_chemicals_in_body()
+/mob/living/carbon/human/handle_chemicals_in_body()
+	if(in_stasis)
+		return
+
 	if(reagents)
 		chem_effects.Cut()
 		analgesic = 0
@@ -925,7 +908,10 @@
 
 	return //TODO: DEFERRED
 
-/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/handle_regular_status_updates()
+/mob/living/carbon/human/handle_regular_status_updates()
+	if(!handle_some_updates())
+		return 0
+
 	if(status_flags & GODMODE)	return 0
 
 	//SSD check, if a logged player is awake put them back to sleep!
@@ -1098,7 +1084,7 @@
 
 	return 1
 
-/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/handle_regular_hud_updates()
+/mob/living/carbon/human/handle_regular_hud_updates()
 	if(!overlays_cache)
 		overlays_cache = list()
 		overlays_cache.len = 23
@@ -1424,7 +1410,10 @@
 			O.process_hud(src)
 			if(!druggy && !seer)	see_invisible = SEE_INVISIBLE_LIVING
 
-/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/handle_random_events()
+/mob/living/carbon/human/handle_random_events()
+	if(in_stasis)
+		return
+
 	// Puke if toxloss is too high
 	if(!stat)
 		if (getToxLoss() >= 45 && nutrition > 20)
@@ -1437,7 +1426,7 @@
 		if(L && L.lum_r + L.lum_g + L.lum_b == 0)
 			playsound_local(src,pick(scarySounds),50, 1, -1)
 
-/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/handle_stomach()
+/mob/living/carbon/human/handle_stomach()
 	spawn(0)
 		for(var/mob/living/M in stomach_contents)
 			if(M.loc != src)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/hud.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/hud.dm
index c5282b9a839..da6729c3dcf 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/hud.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/hud.dm
@@ -1,2 +1,2 @@
-/mob/living/carbon/slime/regular_hud_updates()
+/mob/living/carbon/slime/handle_regular_hud_updates()
 	return
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
index a2fafd15ec0..21f5302f2ae 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/metroid/life.dm
@@ -8,7 +8,6 @@
 	..()
 
 	if(stat != DEAD)
-		handle_chemicals_in_body()
 		handle_nutrition()
 
 		if (!client)
@@ -18,10 +17,6 @@
 					handle_AI()
 			handle_speech_and_mood()
 
-	regular_hud_updates()
-
-	handle_regular_status_updates() // Status updates, death etc.
-
 /mob/living/carbon/slime/handle_environment(datum/gas_mixture/environment)
 	if(!environment)
 		adjustToxLoss(rand(10,20))
@@ -74,7 +69,7 @@
 	temp_change = (temperature - current)
 	return temp_change
 
-/mob/living/carbon/slime/proc/handle_chemicals_in_body()
+/mob/living/carbon/slime/handle_chemicals_in_body()
 	chem_effects.Cut()
 	analgesic = 0
 
@@ -89,7 +84,7 @@
 
 	return //TODO: DEFERRED
 
-/mob/living/carbon/slime/proc/handle_regular_status_updates()
+/mob/living/carbon/slime/handle_regular_status_updates()
 
 	src.blinded = null
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/life.dm
index 751b995c83b..d7f475ec5b2 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/life.dm
@@ -15,17 +15,133 @@
 		//Mutations and radiation
 		handle_mutations_and_radiation()
 
+		//Chemicals in the body
+		handle_chemicals_in_body()
+
+		//Blood
+		handle_blood()
+
+		//Random events (vomiting etc)
+		handle_random_events()
+
 		. = 1
 
 	//Handle temperature/pressure differences between body and environment
 	if(environment)
 		handle_environment(environment)
 
+	//Check if we're on fire
+	handle_fire()
+
+	//stuff in the stomach
+	handle_stomach()
+
+	update_gravity(mob_has_gravity())
+
+	update_pulling()
+
+	for(var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G in src)
+		G.process()
+
+	if(handle_regular_status_updates()) // Status & health update, are we dead or alive etc.
+		handle_disabilities() // eye, ear, brain damages
+		handle_status_effects() //all special effects, stunned, weakened, jitteryness, hallucination, sleeping, etc
+
+	handle_actions()
+
+	update_canmove()
+
+	if(client)
+		handle_regular_hud_updates()
+
 /mob/living/proc/handle_breathing()
 	return
 
 /mob/living/proc/handle_mutations_and_radiation()
 	return
 
+/mob/living/proc/handle_chemicals_in_body()
+	return
+
+/mob/living/proc/handle_blood()
+	return
+
+/mob/living/proc/handle_random_events()
+	return
+
 /mob/living/proc/handle_environment(var/datum/gas_mixture/environment)
 	return
+
+/mob/living/proc/handle_stomach()
+	return
+
+/mob/living/proc/update_pulling()
+	if(pulling)
+		if(incapacitated())
+			stop_pulling()
+
+//This updates the health and status of the mob (conscious, unconscious, dead)
+/mob/living/proc/handle_regular_status_updates()
+	updatehealth()
+	if(stat != DEAD)
+		if(paralysis)
+			stat = UNCONSCIOUS
+		else if (status_flags & FAKEDEATH)
+			stat = UNCONSCIOUS
+		else
+			stat = CONSCIOUS
+		return 1
+
+//this updates all special effects: stunned, sleeping, weakened, druggy, stuttering, etc..
+/mob/living/proc/handle_status_effects()
+	if(paralysis)
+		paralysis = max(paralysis-1,0)
+	if(stunned)
+		stunned = max(stunned-1,0)
+		if(!stunned)
+			update_icons()
+
+	if(weakened)
+		weakened = max(weakened-1,0)
+		if(!weakened)
+			update_icons()
+
+/mob/living/proc/handle_disabilities()
+	//Eyes
+	if(disabilities & BLIND || stat)	//blindness from disability or unconsciousness doesn't get better on its own
+		eye_blind = max(eye_blind, 1)
+	else if(eye_blind)			//blindness, heals slowly over time
+		eye_blind = max(eye_blind-1,0)
+	else if(eye_blurry)			//blurry eyes heal slowly
+		eye_blurry = max(eye_blurry-1, 0)
+
+	//Ears
+	if(disabilities & DEAF)		//disabled-deaf, doesn't get better on its own
+		setEarDamage(-1, max(ear_deaf, 1))
+	else
+		// deafness heals slowly over time, unless ear_damage is over 100
+		if(ear_damage < 100)
+			adjustEarDamage(-0.05,-1)
+
+//this handles hud updates. Calls update_vision() and handle_hud_icons()
+/mob/living/handle_regular_hud_updates()
+	if(!client)	return 0
+	..()
+
+	handle_vision()
+	handle_hud_icons()
+
+	return 1
+
+/mob/living/proc/handle_vision()
+	return
+
+/mob/living/proc/update_sight()
+	return
+
+/mob/living/proc/handle_hud_icons()
+	handle_hud_icons_health()
+	return
+
+/mob/living/proc/handle_hud_icons_health()
+	return
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
index af99441108d..07b5fb7900e 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/living.dm
@@ -1,8 +1,3 @@
-/mob/living/Life()
-	..()
-	if(stat != DEAD)
-		handle_actions()
-
 //mob verbs are faster than object verbs. See mob/verb/examine.
 /mob/living/verb/pulled(atom/movable/AM as mob|obj in oview(1))
 	set name = "Pull"
@@ -800,3 +795,15 @@ default behaviour is:
 				return
 
 	..()
+
+//damage/heal the mob ears and adjust the deaf amount
+/mob/living/adjustEarDamage(var/damage, var/deaf)
+	ear_damage = max(0, ear_damage + damage)
+	ear_deaf = max(0, ear_deaf + deaf)
+
+//pass a negative argument to skip one of the variable
+/mob/living/setEarDamage(var/damage, var/deaf)
+	if(damage >= 0)
+		ear_damage = damage
+	if(deaf >= 0)
+		ear_deaf = deaf
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/living_defense.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/living_defense.dm
index b1762cf0d64..c8d34a62f81 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/living_defense.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/living_defense.dm
@@ -219,7 +219,7 @@
 
 /mob/living/proc/handle_fire()
 	if(fire_stacks < 0)
-		fire_stacks = max(0, fire_stacks++) //If we've doused ourselves in water to avoid fire, dry off slowly
+		fire_stacks = min(0, fire_stacks++) //If we've doused ourselves in water to avoid fire, dry off slowly
 
 	if(!on_fire)
 		return 1
@@ -258,10 +258,6 @@
 	return 1
 	return round(FIRESUIT_MAX_HEAT_PROTECTION_TEMPERATURE*(fire_stacks/FIRE_MAX_FIRESUIT_STACKS)**2)
 
-/mob/living/regular_hud_updates()
-	..()
-	update_action_buttons()
-
 /mob/living/proc/handle_actions()
 	//Pretty bad, i'd use picked/dropped instead but the parent calls in these are nonexistent
 	for(var/datum/action/A in actions)
@@ -335,50 +331,54 @@
 
 //If simple_animals are ever moved under carbon, then this can probably be moved to carbon as well
 /mob/living/proc/attack_throat(obj/item/W, obj/item/weapon/grab/G, mob/user)
-	
+
 	// Knifing
 	if(!W.edge || !W.force || W.damtype != BRUTE) return //unsuitable weapon
-	
+
 	user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>\The [user] begins to slit [src]'s throat with \the [W]!</span>")
-	
+
 	user.next_move = world.time + 20 //also should prevent user from triggering this repeatedly
 	if(!do_after(user, 20))
 		return
 	if(!(G && G.assailant == user && G.affecting == src)) //check that we still have a grab
 		return
-	
+
 	var/damage_mod = 1
 	//presumably, if they are wearing a helmet that stops pressure effects, then it probably covers the throat as well
 	var/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet = get_equipped_item(slot_head)
 	if(istype(helmet) && (helmet.body_parts_covered & HEAD) && (helmet.flags & STOPPRESSUREDAMAGE))
 		//we don't do an armor_check here because this is not an impact effect like a weapon swung with momentum, that either penetrates or glances off.
 		damage_mod = 1.0 - (helmet.armor["melee"]/100)
-	
+
 	var/total_damage = 0
 	for(var/i in 1 to 3)
 		var/damage = min(W.force*1.5, 20)*damage_mod
 		apply_damage(damage, W.damtype, "head", 0, sharp=W.sharp, edge=W.edge)
 		total_damage += damage
-	
+
 	var/oxyloss = total_damage
 	if(total_damage >= 40) //threshold to make someone pass out
 		oxyloss = 60 // Brain lacks oxygen immediately, pass out
-	
+
 	adjustOxyLoss(min(oxyloss, 100 - getOxyLoss())) //don't put them over 100 oxyloss
-	
+
 	if(total_damage)
 		if(oxyloss >= 40)
 			user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>\The [user] slit [src]'s throat open with \the [W]!</span>")
 		else
 			user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>\The [user] cut [src]'s neck with \the [W]!</span>")
-		
+
 		if(W.hitsound)
 			playsound(loc, W.hitsound, 50, 1, -1)
-	
+
 	G.last_action = world.time
 	flick(G.hud.icon_state, G.hud)
-	
+
 	user.attack_log += "\[[time_stamp()]\]<font color='red'> Knifed [name] ([ckey]) with [W.name] (INTENT: [uppertext(user.a_intent)]) (DAMTYE: [uppertext(W.damtype)])</font>"
 	src.attack_log += "\[[time_stamp()]\]<font color='orange'> Got knifed by [user.name] ([user.ckey]) with [W.name] (INTENT: [uppertext(user.a_intent)]) (DAMTYE: [uppertext(W.damtype)])</font>"
 	msg_admin_attack("[key_name(user)] knifed [key_name(src)] with [W.name] (INTENT: [uppertext(user.a_intent)]) (DAMTYE: [uppertext(W.damtype)])" )
 	return
+
+/mob/living/incapacitated()
+	if(stat || paralysis || stunned || weakened || restrained())
+		return 1
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/ai/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/ai/life.dm
index a62ce82429c..51f2ffa7823 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/ai/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/ai/life.dm
@@ -151,7 +151,7 @@
 							theAPC = null
 
 	process_queued_alarms()
-	regular_hud_updates()
+	handle_regular_hud_updates()
 	switch(src.sensor_mode)
 		if (SEC_HUD)
 			process_sec_hud(src,0,src.eyeobj)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/life.dm
index fe426c36d0f..a9ad6987540 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/pai/life.dm
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@
 				M.show_message("\red The data cable rapidly retracts back into its spool.", 3, "\red You hear a click and the sound of wire spooling rapidly.", 2)
 			qdel(src.cable)
 
-	regular_hud_updates()
+	handle_regular_hud_updates()
 
 	if(src.secHUD == 1)
 		process_sec_hud(src, 1)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/life.dm
index 58159f33829..e5a0227020b 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/robot/life.dm
@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@
 			lights_on = 0
 			set_light(0)
 
-/mob/living/silicon/robot/proc/handle_regular_status_updates()
+/mob/living/silicon/robot/handle_regular_status_updates()
 
 	if(src.camera && !scrambledcodes)
 		if(src.stat == 2 || wires.IsIndexCut(BORG_WIRE_CAMERA))
@@ -144,7 +144,7 @@
 
 	return 1
 
-/mob/living/silicon/robot/proc/handle_regular_hud_updates()
+/mob/living/silicon/robot/handle_regular_hud_updates()
 
 	if (src.stat == 2 || XRAY in mutations || src.sight_mode & BORGXRAY)
 		src.sight |= SEE_TURFS
@@ -173,7 +173,7 @@
 		src.see_invisible = SEE_INVISIBLE_LIVING // This is normal vision (25), setting it lower for normal vision means you don't "see" things like darkness since darkness
 							 // has a "invisible" value of 15
 
-	regular_hud_updates()
+	handle_regular_hud_updates()
 
 	var/obj/item/borg/sight/hud/hud = (locate(/obj/item/borg/sight/hud) in src)
 	if(hud && hud.hud)
@@ -331,3 +331,12 @@
 	if(paralysis || stunned || weakened || buckled || lockcharge || !is_component_functioning("actuator")) canmove = 0
 	else canmove = 1
 	return canmove
+
+/mob/living/silicon/robot/update_fire()
+	overlays -= image("icon"='icons/mob/OnFire.dmi', "icon_state"="Standing")
+	if(on_fire)
+		overlays += image("icon"='icons/mob/OnFire.dmi', "icon_state"="Standing")
+
+/mob/living/silicon/robot/fire_act()
+	if(!on_fire) //Silicons don't gain stacks from hotspots, but hotspots can ignite them
+		IgniteMob()
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/silicon.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/silicon.dm
index de279566784..270f618a852 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/silicon.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/silicon/silicon.dm
@@ -350,3 +350,9 @@
 
 /mob/living/silicon/proc/is_malf_or_traitor()
 	return is_traitor() || is_malf()
+
+/mob/living/silicon/adjustEarDamage()
+	return
+
+/mob/living/silicon/setEarDamage()
+	return
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
index 4b33818033b..bc9f04bea0d 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/simple_animal.dm
@@ -307,7 +307,7 @@
 	else
 		usr << "<span class='danger>This weapon is ineffective, it does no damage.</span>"
 
-	visible_message("<span class='danger'>\The [src] has been attacked with the [O] by [user].</span>")
+	visible_message("<span class='danger'>\The [src] has been attacked with \the [O] by [user].</span>")
 	user.do_attack_animation(src)
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/movement_delay()
@@ -404,3 +404,13 @@
 		else
 			user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] butchers \the [src] messily!</span>")
 			gib()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/handle_fire()
+	return
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/update_fire()
+	return
+/mob/living/simple_animal/IgniteMob()
+	return
+/mob/living/simple_animal/ExtinguishMob()
+	return
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/mob.dm b/code/modules/mob/mob.dm
index 83ae948ef3c..4a58bd99b68 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/mob.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/mob.dm
@@ -118,6 +118,8 @@
 	//handle_typing_indicator() //You said the typing indicator would be fine. The test determined that was a lie.
 	return
 
+/mob/proc/incapacitated()
+	return
 
 /mob/proc/restrained()
 	return
@@ -1026,3 +1028,9 @@ mob/proc/yank_out_object()
 /mob/verb/westfaceperm()
 	set hidden = 1
 	set_face_dir(WEST)
+
+/mob/proc/adjustEarDamage()
+	return
+
+/mob/proc/setEarDamage()
+	return
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/mob_movement.dm b/code/modules/mob/mob_movement.dm
index 7eefc97d688..8ba66ffe317 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/mob_movement.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/mob_movement.dm
@@ -520,3 +520,9 @@
 
 	prob_slip = round(prob_slip)
 	return(prob_slip)
+
+/mob/proc/mob_has_gravity(turf/T)
+	return has_gravity(src, T)
+
+/mob/proc/update_gravity()
+	return
diff --git a/code/modules/organs/blood.dm b/code/modules/organs/blood.dm
index 70c2281bb30..4c756ace0ce 100644
--- a/code/modules/organs/blood.dm
+++ b/code/modules/organs/blood.dm
@@ -35,7 +35,9 @@ var/const/BLOOD_VOLUME_SURVIVE = 122
 			B.color = B.data["blood_colour"]
 
 // Takes care blood loss and regeneration
-/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/handle_blood()
+/mob/living/carbon/human/handle_blood()
+	if(in_stasis)
+		return
 
 	if(species && species.flags & NO_BLOOD)
 		return