diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/joke.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/joke.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..008e3ec7203
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/joke.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+/obj/item/weapon/squishhammer
+	name = "The Short Stacker"
+	desc = "Wield the power of this weapon with responsibility (God knows you won't)."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/items.dmi'
+	icon_state = "toyhammer"
+	attack_verb = list("stacked")
+	force = 0
+	throwforce = 0
+
+// Attack mob
+/obj/item/weapon/squishhammer/attack(mob/M as mob, mob/user as mob)
+	var/is_squished = M.tf_scale_x || M.tf_scale_y
+	playsound(src, 'sound/items/hooh.ogg', 50, 1)
+	if(!is_squished)
+		M.SetTransform(null, (M.size_multiplier * 1.2), (M.size_multiplier * 0.5))
+	else
+		M.ClearTransform()
+		M.update_transform()
+	return ..()
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/vorestation.dme b/vorestation.dme
index 2c0d9207f4f..e3e30683e4b 100644
--- a/vorestation.dme
+++ b/vorestation.dme
@@ -1312,6 +1312,7 @@
 #include "code\game\objects\items\weapons\handcuffs_vr.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\weapons\improvised_components.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\weapons\inducer_vr.dm"
+#include "code\game\objects\items\weapons\joke.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\weapons\keys.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\weapons\manuals.dm"
 #include "code\game\objects\items\weapons\manuals_vr.dm"