diff --git a/baystation12.dme b/baystation12.dme
index b45515e6d0d..9946956dfbb 100644
--- a/baystation12.dme
+++ b/baystation12.dme
@@ -843,16 +843,40 @@
 #include "code\modules\admin\ToRban.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\DB ban\functions.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\permissionverbs\permissionedit.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\admin_secrets\alter_narsie.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\secrets\admin_secrets\bombing_list.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\admin_secrets\jump_shuttle.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\admin_secrets\launch_shutter.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\admin_secrets\launch_shuttle_forced.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\secrets\admin_secrets\list_dna.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\secrets\admin_secrets\list_fingerprints.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\admin_secrets\move_shuttle.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\admin_secrets\prison_warp.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\secrets\admin_secrets\show_ai_laws.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\secrets\admin_secrets\show_crew_manifest.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\secrets\admin_secrets\show_game_mode.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\secrets\admin_secrets\show_law_changes.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\secrets\admin_secrets\show_signalers.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\secrets\admin_secrets\traitors_and_objectives.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\fun_secrets\break_all_lights.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\fun_secrets\break_some_lights.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\fun_secrets\fix_all_lights.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\fun_secrets\ghost_mode.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\fun_secrets\make_all_areas_powered.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\fun_secrets\make_all_areas_unpowered.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\fun_secrets\only_one.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\fun_secrets\paintball_mode.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\fun_secrets\power_all_smes.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\fun_secrets\remove_all_clothing.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\fun_secrets\remove_internal_clothing.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\fun_secrets\send_strike_team.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\fun_secrets\toggle_bomb_cap.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\fun_secrets\triple_ai_mode.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\fun_secrets\turn_humans_into_corgies.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\fun_secrets\turn_humans_into_monkeys.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\secrets\random_events\gravity.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\random_events\trigger_cordical_borer_infestation.dm"
+#include "code\modules\admin\secrets\random_events\trigger_xenomorph_infestation.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\verbs\adminhelp.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\verbs\adminjump.dm"
 #include "code\modules\admin\verbs\adminpm.dm"
diff --git a/baystation12.int b/baystation12.int
index b82874fded5..cfd9890d63b 100644
--- a/baystation12.int
+++ b/baystation12.int
@@ -1,6 +1,9 @@
-// BEGIN_INTERNALS
-/*
-MAP_ICON_TYPE: 0
-AUTO_FILE_DIR: OFF
-*/
-// END_INTERNALS
+// BEGIN_INTERNALS
+/*
+DIR: code code\modules code\modules\mob code\modules\mob\freelook code\modules\mob\living code\modules\mob\living\carbon code\modules\mob\living\carbon\alien code\modules\mob\living\carbon\alien\diona code\modules\mob\living\carbon\alien\larva code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human 
+AUTO_FILE_DIR: OFF
+MAP_ICON_TYPE: 0
+WINDOW: code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\life.dm
+FILE: code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\life.dm
+*/
+// END_INTERNALS
diff --git a/code/controllers/Processes/initialize.dm b/code/controllers/Processes/initialize.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..055a056bed5
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/controllers/Processes/initialize.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+var/list/pending_init_objects
+
+/datum/controller/process/initialize
+	var/list/objects_to_initialize
+
+/datum/controller/process/initialize/setup()
+	name = "init"
+	schedule_interval = 1 // Every tick, scary
+	objects_to_initialize = pending_init_objects
+
+/datum/controller/process/initialize/doWork()
+	for(var/atom/movable/A in objects_to_initialize)
+		A.initialize()
+		scheck()
+		objects_to_initialize.Remove(A)
+
+	if(!objects_to_initialize.len)
+		disable()
+
+/proc/initialize_object(var/atom/movable/obj_to_init)
+	if(processScheduler.hasProcess("init"))
+		var/datum/controller/process/initialize/init = processScheduler.getProcess("init")
+		init.objects_to_initialize += obj_to_init
+		init.enable()
+	else
+		world.log << "Not yet"
+		if(!pending_init_objects) pending_init_objects = list()
+		pending_init_objects += obj_to_init
+
+/datum/controller/process/initialize/getStatName()
+	return ..()+"([objects_to_initialize.len])"
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/admin_secrets.dm b/code/modules/admin/admin_secrets.dm
index b8c4b2ef6b7..2ce43a79620 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/admin_secrets.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/admin_secrets.dm
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ var/datum/admin_secrets/admin_secrets = new()
 	categories = init_subtypes(/datum/admin_secret_category)
 	items = list()
 	var/list/category_assoc = list()
-	for(var/datum/category in categories)
+	for(var/datum/admin_secret_category/category in categories)
 		category_assoc[category.type] = category
 
 	for(var/item_type in (typesof(/datum/admin_secret_item) - /datum/admin_secret_item))
@@ -19,7 +19,7 @@ var/datum/admin_secrets/admin_secrets = new()
 
 		var/datum/admin_secret_item/item = new item_type()
 		var/datum/admin_secret_category/category = category_assoc[item.category]
-		category.items += item
+		dd_insertObjectList(category.items, item)
 		items += item
 
 /datum/admin_secret_category
@@ -41,6 +41,7 @@ var/datum/admin_secrets/admin_secrets = new()
 	var/name = ""
 	var/category = null
 	var/log = 1
+	var/feedback = 1
 	var/permissions = R_HOST
 
 /datum/admin_secret_item/proc/name()
@@ -54,7 +55,10 @@ var/datum/admin_secrets/admin_secrets = new()
 		return 0
 
 	if(log)
-		log_admin("[key_name(user)] used secret '[name()]'")
+		log_and_message_admins("used secret '[name]'", user)
+	if(feedback)
+		feedback_inc("admin_secrets_used",1)
+		feedback_add_details("admin_secrets_used","[name]")
 	return 1
 
 /*************************
@@ -66,6 +70,12 @@ var/datum/admin_secrets/admin_secrets = new()
 /datum/admin_secret_category/random_events
 	name = "'Random' Events"
 
+/datum/admin_secret_category/fun_secrets
+	name = "Fun Secrets"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_category/final_solutions
+	name = "Final Solutions"
+
 /*************************
 * Pre-defined base items *
 *************************/
@@ -74,7 +84,14 @@ var/datum/admin_secrets/admin_secrets = new()
 	log = 0
 	permissions = R_ADMIN
 
-
 /datum/admin_secret_item/random_event
 	category = /datum/admin_secret_category/random_events
 	permissions = R_FUN
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret
+	category = /datum/admin_secret_category/fun_secrets
+	permissions = R_FUN
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/final_solution
+	category = /datum/admin_secret_category/final_solutions
+	permissions = R_FUN|R_SERVER|R_ADMIN
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/alter_narsie.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/alter_narsie.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..75281adca8f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/alter_narsie.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/alter_narise
+	name = "Alter Nar-Sie"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/alter_narise/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return
+	var/choice = input(user, "How do you wish for Nar-Sie to interact with its surroundings?") as null|anything in list("CultStation13", "Nar-Singulo")
+	if(choice == "CultStation13")
+		log_and_message_admins("has set narsie's behaviour to \"CultStation13\".", user)
+		narsie_behaviour = choice
+	if(choice == "Nar-Singulo")
+		log_and_message_admins("has set narsie's behaviour to \"Nar-Singulo\".", user)
+		narsie_behaviour = choice
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/jump_shuttle.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/jump_shuttle.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..1453ae35ce6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/jump_shuttle.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,36 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/jump_shuttle
+	name = "Jump a Shuttle"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/jump_shuttle/can_execute(var/mob/user)
+	if(!shuttle_controller) return 0
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/jump_shuttle/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return
+	var/shuttle_tag = input("Which shuttle do you want to jump?") as null|anything in shuttle_controller.shuttles
+	if (!shuttle_tag) return
+
+	var/datum/shuttle/S = shuttle_controller.shuttles[shuttle_tag]
+
+	var/origin_area = input("Which area is the shuttle at now? (MAKE SURE THIS IS CORRECT OR THINGS WILL BREAK)") as null|area in world
+	if (!origin_area) return
+
+	var/destination_area = input("Which area is the shuttle at now? (MAKE SURE THIS IS CORRECT OR THINGS WILL BREAK)") as null|area in world
+	if (!destination_area) return
+
+	var/long_jump = alert("Is there a transition area for this jump?","", "Yes", "No")
+	if (long_jump == "Yes")
+		var/transition_area = input("Which area is the transition area? (MAKE SURE THIS IS CORRECT OR THINGS WILL BREAK)") as null|area in world
+		if (!transition_area) return
+
+		var/move_duration = input("How many seconds will this jump take?") as num
+
+		S.long_jump(origin_area, destination_area, transition_area, move_duration)
+		message_admins("<span class='notice'>[key_name_admin(usr)] has initiated a jump from [origin_area] to [destination_area] lasting [move_duration] seconds for the [shuttle_tag] shuttle</span>", 1)
+		log_admin("[key_name_admin(usr)] has initiated a jump from [origin_area] to [destination_area] lasting [move_duration] seconds for the [shuttle_tag] shuttle")
+	else
+		S.short_jump(origin_area, destination_area)
+		message_admins("<span class='notice'>[key_name_admin(usr)] has initiated a jump from [origin_area] to [destination_area] for the [shuttle_tag] shuttle</span>", 1)
+		log_admin("[key_name_admin(usr)] has initiated a jump from [origin_area] to [destination_area] for the [shuttle_tag] shuttle")
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/launch_shutter.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/launch_shutter.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..30867fca051
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/launch_shutter.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/launch_shuttle
+	name = "Launch a Shuttle"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/launch_shuttle/can_execute(var/mob/user)
+	if(!shuttle_controller) return 0
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/launch_shuttle/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return
+	var/list/valid_shuttles = list()
+	for (var/shuttle_tag in shuttle_controller.shuttles)
+		if (istype(shuttle_controller.shuttles[shuttle_tag], /datum/shuttle/ferry))
+			valid_shuttles += shuttle_tag
+
+	var/shuttle_tag = input("Which shuttle do you want to launch?") as null|anything in valid_shuttles
+	if (!shuttle_tag)
+		return
+
+	var/datum/shuttle/ferry/S = shuttle_controller.shuttles[shuttle_tag]
+	if (S.can_launch())
+		S.launch(usr)
+		log_and_message_admins("launched the [shuttle_tag] shuttle", user)
+	else
+		alert("The [shuttle_tag] shuttle cannot be launched at this time. It's probably busy.")
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/launch_shuttle_forced.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/launch_shuttle_forced.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..250d04b0443
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/launch_shuttle_forced.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/launch_shuttle_forced
+	name = "Launch a Shuttle (Forced)"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/launch_shuttle_forced/can_execute(var/mob/user)
+	if(!shuttle_controller) return 0
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/launch_shuttle_forced/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return
+	var/list/valid_shuttles = list()
+	for (var/shuttle_tag in shuttle_controller.shuttles)
+		if (istype(shuttle_controller.shuttles[shuttle_tag], /datum/shuttle/ferry))
+			valid_shuttles += shuttle_tag
+
+	var/shuttle_tag = input("Which shuttle's launch do you want to force?") as null|anything in valid_shuttles
+	if (!shuttle_tag)
+		return
+
+	var/datum/shuttle/ferry/S = shuttle_controller.shuttles[shuttle_tag]
+	if (S.can_force())
+		S.force_launch(usr)
+		log_and_message_admins("forced the [shuttle_tag] shuttle", user)
+	else
+		alert("The [shuttle_tag] shuttle launch cannot be forced at this time. It's busy, or hasn't been launched yet.")
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/move_shuttle.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/move_shuttle.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..e58863afde2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/move_shuttle.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/move_shuttle
+	name = "Move a Shuttle"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/move_shuttle/can_execute(var/mob/user)
+	if(!shuttle_controller) return 0
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/move_shuttle/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return
+	var/confirm = alert("This command directly moves a shuttle from one area to another. DO NOT USE THIS UNLESS YOU ARE DEBUGGING A SHUTTLE AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING.", "Are you sure?", "Ok", "Cancel")
+	if (confirm == "Cancel")
+		return
+
+	var/shuttle_tag = input("Which shuttle do you want to jump?") as null|anything in shuttle_controller.shuttles
+	if (!shuttle_tag) return
+
+	var/datum/shuttle/S = shuttle_controller.shuttles[shuttle_tag]
+
+	var/origin_area = input("Which area is the shuttle at now? (MAKE SURE THIS IS CORRECT OR THINGS WILL BREAK)") as null|area in world
+	if (!origin_area) return
+
+	var/destination_area = input("Which area is the shuttle at now? (MAKE SURE THIS IS CORRECT OR THINGS WILL BREAK)") as null|area in world
+	if (!destination_area) return
+
+	S.move(origin_area, destination_area)
+	log_and_message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] moved the [shuttle_tag] shuttle", user)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/prison_warp.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/prison_warp.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..eec85c2f04b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/prison_warp.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,38 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/prison_warp
+	name = "Prison Warp"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/prison_warp/can_execute(var/mob/user)
+	if(!ticker) return 0
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/prison_warp/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in mob_list)
+		var/turf/T = get_turf(H)
+		var/security = 0
+		if((T && T in config.admin_levels) || prisonwarped.Find(H))
+		//don't warp them if they aren't ready or are already there
+			continue
+		H.Paralyse(5)
+		if(H.wear_id)
+			var/obj/item/weapon/card/id/id = H.get_idcard()
+			for(var/A in id.access)
+				if(A == access_security)
+					security++
+		if(!security)
+			//strip their stuff before they teleport into a cell :downs:
+			for(var/obj/item/weapon/W in H)
+				if(istype(W, /obj/item/organ/external))
+					continue
+					//don't strip organs
+				H.drop_from_inventory(W)
+			//teleport person to cell
+			H.loc = pick(prisonwarp)
+			H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/color/orange(H), slot_w_uniform)
+			H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/orange(H), slot_shoes)
+		else
+			//teleport security person
+			H.loc = pick(prisonsecuritywarp)
+		prisonwarped += H
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/show_law_changes.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/show_law_changes.dm
index 190de7b47a9..877e2c217de 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/show_law_changes.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/show_law_changes.dm
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 	name = "Show law changes"
 
 /datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/show_law_changes/name()
-	return "Show last [length(lawchanges)] law changes"
+	return "Show Last [length(lawchanges)] Law change\s"
 
 /datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/show_law_changes/execute(var/mob/user)
 	. = ..()
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/show_signalers.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/show_signalers.dm
index 0e1269ea37b..32a77cbef2e 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/show_signalers.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/admin_secrets/show_signalers.dm
@@ -1,8 +1,8 @@
 /datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/show_signalers
-	name = "Show last signalers"
+	name = "Show Last Signalers"
 
 /datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/show_signalers/name()
-	return "Show last [length(lastsignalers)] signalers"
+	return "Show Last [length(lastsignalers)] Signaler\s"
 
 /datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/show_signalers/execute(var/mob/user)
 	. = ..()
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/break_all_lights.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/break_all_lights.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..5c65e389af7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/break_all_lights.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/break_all_lights
+	name = "Break All Lights"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/make_all_areas_powered/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(.)
+		lightsout(0,0)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/break_some_lights.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/break_some_lights.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..0c9aae1b166
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/break_some_lights.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/break_some_lights
+	name = "Break Some Lights"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/break_some_lights/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(.)
+		lightsout(1,2)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/fix_all_lights.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/fix_all_lights.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..387f6d3ce72
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/fix_all_lights.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/fix_all_lights
+	name = "Fix All Lights"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/fix_all_lights/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return
+
+	for(var/obj/machinery/light/L in world)
+		L.fix()
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/ghost_mode.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/ghost_mode.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..dfa84e4cf6a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/ghost_mode.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,48 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/ghost_mode
+	name = "Ghost Mode"
+	var/list/affected_mobs
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/ghost_mode/New()
+	..()
+	affected_mobs = list()
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/ghost_mode/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return
+
+	var/list/affected_areas = list()
+	for(var/mob/M in living_mob_list)
+		if(M.stat == CONSCIOUS && !(M in affected_mobs))
+			affected_mobs |= M
+			switch(rand(1,4))
+				if(1)
+					M.show_message(text("<span class='notice'>You shudder as if cold...</span>"), 1)
+				if(2)
+					M.show_message(text("<span class='notice'>You feel something gliding across your back...</span>"), 1)
+				if(3)
+					M.show_message(text("<span class='notice'>Your eyes twitch, you feel like something you can't see is here...</span>"), 1)
+				if(4)
+					M.show_message(text("<span class='notice'>You notice something moving out of the corner of your eye, but nothing is there...</span>"), 1)
+
+			for(var/obj/W in orange(5,M))
+				if(prob(25) && !W.anchored)
+					step_rand(W)
+
+			var/area/A = get_area(M)
+			if(A.requires_power && !A.always_unpowered && A.power_light && (A.z in config.player_levels))
+				affected_areas |= get_area(M)
+
+	affected_mobs |= user
+	for(var/area/AffectedArea in affected_areas)
+		AffectedArea.power_light = 0
+		AffectedArea.power_change()
+		spawn(rand(25,50))
+			AffectedArea.power_light = 1
+			AffectedArea.power_change()
+
+	sleep(100)
+	for(var/mob/M in affected_mobs)
+		M.show_message(text("<span class='notice'>The chilling wind suddenly stops...</span>"), 1)
+	affected_mobs.Cut()
+	affected_areas.Cut()
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/make_all_areas_powered.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/make_all_areas_powered.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..33091900289
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/make_all_areas_powered.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/make_all_areas_powered
+	name = "Make All Areas Powered"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/make_all_areas_powered/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(.)
+		power_restore()
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/make_all_areas_unpowered.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/make_all_areas_unpowered.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..a840006a23c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/make_all_areas_unpowered.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/make_all_areas_unpowered
+	name = "Make All Areas Unpowered"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/make_all_areas_unpowered/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(.)
+		power_failure()
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/only_one.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/only_one.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..bc0c962b29b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/only_one.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/only_one
+	name = "There Can Be Only One"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/only_one/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(.)
+		only_one()
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/paintball_mode.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/paintball_mode.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..8225b96b296
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/paintball_mode.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/paintbal_mode
+	name = "Paintball Mode"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/paintbal_mode/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return
+
+	for(var/species in all_species)
+		var/datum/species/S = all_species[species]
+		S.blood_color = "rainbow"
+	for(var/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/B in world)
+		B.basecolor = "rainbow"
+		B.update_icon()
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/power_all_smes.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/power_all_smes.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..277edd5a438
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/power_all_smes.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/power_all_smes
+	name = "Power All SMES"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/power_all_smes/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(.)
+		power_restore_quick()
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/remove_all_clothing.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/remove_all_clothing.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..28e9497f53f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/remove_all_clothing.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/remove_all_clothing
+	name = "Remove ALL Clothing"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/remove_all_clothing/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return
+
+	for(var/obj/item/clothing/O in world)
+		qdel(O)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/remove_internal_clothing.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/remove_internal_clothing.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..73dba4ce4f9
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/remove_internal_clothing.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/remove_internal_clothing
+	name = "Remove 'Internal' Clothing"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/remove_internal_clothing/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return
+
+	for(var/obj/item/clothing/under/O in world)
+		qdel(O)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/send_strike_team.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/send_strike_team.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..3ec1bacb2c0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/send_strike_team.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/send_strike_team
+	name = "Send Strike Team"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/send_strike_team/can_execute(var/mob/user)
+	if(!ticker) return 0
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/send_strike_team/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(.)
+		return user.client.strike_team()
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/toggle_bomb_cap.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/toggle_bomb_cap.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..28cd3327c43
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/toggle_bomb_cap.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/toggle_bomb_cap
+	name = "Toggle Bomb Cap"
+	permissions = R_SERVER
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/toggle_bomb_cap/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return
+
+	switch(max_explosion_range)
+		if(14)	max_explosion_range = 16
+		if(16)	max_explosion_range = 20
+		if(20)	max_explosion_range = 28
+		if(28)	max_explosion_range = 56
+		if(56)	max_explosion_range = 128
+		if(128)	max_explosion_range = 14
+	var/range_dev = max_explosion_range *0.25
+	var/range_high = max_explosion_range *0.5
+	var/range_low = max_explosion_range
+	message_admins("<span class='danger'>[key_name_admin(usr)] changed the bomb cap to [range_dev], [range_high], [range_low]</span>", 1)
+	log_admin("[key_name_admin(usr)] changed the bomb cap to [max_explosion_range]")
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/triple_ai_mode.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/triple_ai_mode.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..81b77eabb64
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/triple_ai_mode.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/triple_ai_mode
+	name = "Triple AI Mode"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/triple_ai_mode/can_execute(var/mob/user)
+	if(ticker && ticker.current_state > GAME_STATE_PREGAME)
+		return 0
+
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/admin_secret/triple_ai_mode/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(.)
+		user.client.triple_ai()
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/turn_humans_into_corgies.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/turn_humans_into_corgies.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..ae6f36a1ac1
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/turn_humans_into_corgies.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/turn_humans_into_corgies
+	name = "Turn All Humans Into Corgies"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/turn_humans_into_corgies/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return
+
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in mob_list)
+		spawn(0)
+			H.corgize()
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/turn_humans_into_monkeys.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/turn_humans_into_monkeys.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..99b1573adef
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/fun_secrets/turn_humans_into_monkeys.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/turn_humans_into_monkeys
+	name = "Turn All Humans Into Monkeys"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/fun_secret/turn_humans_into_monkeys/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return
+
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in mob_list)
+		spawn(0)
+			H.monkeyize()
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/random_events/gravity.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/random_events/gravity.dm
index 51f8f1d1871..637bb7129ff 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/secrets/random_events/gravity.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/random_events/gravity.dm
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 * Gravity *
 **********/
 /datum/admin_secret_item/random_event/gravity
-	name = "Toggle station artificial gravity"
+	name = "Toggle Station Artificial Gravity"
 
 /datum/admin_secret_item/random_event/gravity/can_execute(var/mob/user)
 	if(!(ticker && ticker.mode))
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/random_events/trigger_cordical_borer_infestation.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/random_events/trigger_cordical_borer_infestation.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..f96004565d8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/random_events/trigger_cordical_borer_infestation.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/random_event/trigger_cordical_borer_infestation
+	name = "Trigger a Cortical Borer infestation"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/random_event/trigger_cordical_borer_infestation/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(.)
+		return borers.attempt_random_spawn()
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/secrets/random_events/trigger_xenomorph_infestation.dm b/code/modules/admin/secrets/random_events/trigger_xenomorph_infestation.dm
new file mode 100644
index 00000000000..11dad2e84c6
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/admin/secrets/random_events/trigger_xenomorph_infestation.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+/datum/admin_secret_item/random_event/trigger_xenomorph_infestation
+	name = "Trigger a Xenomorph Infestation"
+
+/datum/admin_secret_item/random_event/trigger_xenomorph_infestation/execute(var/mob/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(.)
+		return xenomorphs.attempt_random_spawn()