diff --git a/code/game/machinery/Sleeper.dm b/code/game/machinery/Sleeper.dm
index e2f999b0da7..f54d069b9d4 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/Sleeper.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/Sleeper.dm
@@ -197,7 +197,7 @@
 			if(href_list["chemical"] in available_chemicals) // Your hacks are bad and you should feel bad
 				inject_chemical(usr, href_list["chemical"], text2num(href_list["amount"]))
 	if(href_list["change_stasis"])
-		var/new_stasis = input("Levels deeper than 50% metabolic rate will render the patient unconscious.","Stasis Level") as null|anything in stasis_choices
+		var/new_stasis = input("Levels deeper than 50% stasis level will render the patient unconscious.","Stasis Level") as null|anything in stasis_choices
 		if(new_stasis && CanUseTopic(usr, default_state) == STATUS_INTERACTIVE)
 			stasis_level = stasis_choices[new_stasis]
 
@@ -205,7 +205,11 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/sleeper/attackby(var/obj/item/I, var/mob/user)
 	add_fingerprint(user)
-	if(default_deconstruction_screwdriver(user, I))
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/weapon/grab))
+		var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G = I
+		if(G.affecting)
+			go_in(G.affecting, user)
+	else if(default_deconstruction_screwdriver(user, I))
 		return
 	else if(default_deconstruction_crowbar(user, I))
 		return
@@ -219,6 +223,28 @@
 			user << "<span class='warning'>\The [src] has a beaker already.</span>"
 		return
 
+/obj/machinery/sleeper/verb/move_eject()
+	set name = "Eject occupant"
+	set category = "Object"
+	set src in oview(1)
+	if(usr == occupant)
+		switch(usr.stat)
+			if(DEAD)
+				return
+			if(UNCONSCIOUS)
+				usr << "<span class='notice'>You struggle through the haze to hit the eject button. This will take a couple of minutes...</span>"
+				sleep(2 MINUTES)
+				if(!src || !usr || !occupant || (occupant != usr)) //Check if someone's released/replaced/bombed him already
+					return
+				go_out()
+			if(CONSCIOUS)
+				go_out()
+	else
+		if(usr.stat != 0)
+			return
+		go_out()
+	add_fingerprint(usr)
+
 /obj/machinery/sleeper/MouseDrop_T(var/mob/target, var/mob/user)
 	if(user.stat || user.lying || !Adjacent(user) || !target.Adjacent(user)|| !ishuman(target))
 		return
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_damage.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_damage.dm
index 6237e43e0f9..c9a3a2d292f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_damage.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_damage.dm
@@ -159,6 +159,20 @@
 	else
 		in_stasis = amount
 
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/getStasis()
+	if((species.flags & NO_SCAN) || isSynthetic())
+		return 0
+
+	return in_stasis
+
+//This determines if, RIGHT NOW, the life() tick is being skipped due to stasis
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/inStasisNow()
+	var/stasisValue = getStasis()
+	if(stasisValue && (life_tick % stasisValue))
+		return 1
+
+	return 0
+
 /mob/living/carbon/human/getCloneLoss()
 	if((species.flags & NO_SCAN) || isSynthetic())
 		cloneloss = 0
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
index 8308c35034d..a21073f9190 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
@@ -62,11 +62,12 @@
 
 	voice = GetVoice()
 
-	//No need to update all of these procs if the guy is dead.
-	if(stat != DEAD && (!in_stasis || life_tick % in_stasis == 1))
-		if(in_stasis > 2)
-			Sleeping(10)
+	var/stasis = inStasisNow()
+	if(getStasis() > 2)
+		Sleeping(20)
 
+	//No need to update all of these procs if the guy is dead.
+	if(stat != DEAD && !stasis)
 		//Updates the number of stored chemicals for powers
 		handle_changeling()
 
@@ -99,7 +100,7 @@
 	return 1
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/breathe()
-	if(!in_stasis || life_tick % in_stasis == 1)
+	if(!inStasisNow())
 		..()
 
 // Calculate how vulnerable the human is to under- and overpressure.
@@ -209,7 +210,7 @@
 
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/handle_mutations_and_radiation()
-	if(in_stasis && life_tick % in_stasis != 1)
+	if(inStasisNow())
 		return
 
 	if(getFireLoss())
@@ -791,7 +792,7 @@
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/handle_chemicals_in_body()
 
-	if(in_stasis && life_tick % in_stasis != 1)
+	if(inStasisNow())
 		return
 
 	if(reagents)
@@ -1341,7 +1342,7 @@
 			if(!druggy && !seer)	see_invisible = SEE_INVISIBLE_LIVING
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/handle_random_events()
-	if(in_stasis && life_tick % in_stasis != 1)
+	if(inStasisNow())
 		return
 
 	// Puke if toxloss is too high
diff --git a/code/modules/organs/blood.dm b/code/modules/organs/blood.dm
index 0f5ea190f26..c6670d2a30e 100644
--- a/code/modules/organs/blood.dm
+++ b/code/modules/organs/blood.dm
@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@ var/const/CE_STABLE_THRESHOLD = 0.5
 
 // Takes care blood loss and regeneration
 /mob/living/carbon/human/handle_blood()
-	if(in_stasis)
+	if(inStasisNow())
 		return
 
 	if(!should_have_organ(O_HEART))