diff --git a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
index a01a59bf622..0f26b71e157 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
@@ -767,12 +767,20 @@
 	name = "Cigarette machine" //OCD had to be uppercase to look nice with the new formating
 	desc = "If you want to get cancer, might as well do it in style!"
 	product_slogans = "Space cigs taste good like a cigarette should.;I'd rather toolbox than switch.;Smoke!;Don't believe the reports - smoke today!"
-	product_ads = "Probably not bad for you!;Don't believe the scientists!;It's good for you!;Don't quit, buy more!;Smoke!;Nicotine heaven.;Best cigarettes since 2150.;Award-winning cigs."
+	product_ads = "Probably not bad for you!;Don't believe the scientists!;It's good for you!;Don't quit, buy more!;Smoke!;Nicotine heaven.;Best cigarettes since 2150.;Award-winning cigs.;Feeling temperamental? Try a Temperamento!;Carcinoma Angels - go fuck yerself!;Don't be so hard on yourself, kid. Smoke a Lucky Star!"
 	vend_delay = 34
 	icon_state = "cigs"
-	products = list(/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes = 10,/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/matches = 10,/obj/item/weapon/flame/lighter/random = 4)
+	products = list(/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes = 5,
+					/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/luckystars = 5,
+					/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/jerichos = 5,
+					/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/menthols = 5,
+					/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/matches = 10,
+					/obj/item/weapon/flame/lighter/random = 4)
 	contraband = list(/obj/item/weapon/flame/lighter/zippo = 4)
-	premium = list(/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigar = 5,/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/killthroat = 5 )
+	premium = list(/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigar = 5,
+					/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/carcinomas = 5,
+					/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/professionals = 5,
+					/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/killthroat = 5)
 	prices = list(/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes = 15,/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/matches = 1,/obj/item/weapon/flame/lighter/random = 2)
 
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/fancy.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/fancy.dm
index 40185d6a097..95eefcf764a 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/fancy.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/fancy.dm
@@ -3,7 +3,6 @@
  * .. Sorry for the shitty path name, I couldnt think of a better one.
  *
  * WARNING: var/icon_type is used for both examine text and sprite name. Please look at the procs below and adjust your sprite names accordingly
- *		TODO: Cigarette boxes should be ported to this standard
  *
  * Contains:
  *		Donut Box
@@ -127,8 +126,8 @@
 //CIG PACK//
 ////////////
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes
-	name = "cigarette packet"
-	desc = "The most popular brand of Space Cigarettes, sponsors of the Space Olympics."
+	name = "\improper pack of Trans-Stellar Duty-frees"
+	desc = "A ubiquitous brand of cigarettes, found in every major spacefaring corporation in the universe. As mild and flavorless as it gets."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/cigarettes.dmi'
 	icon_state = "cigpacket"
 	item_state = "cigpacket"
@@ -187,6 +186,38 @@
 		..()
 		fill_cigarre_package(src,list("fuel" = 15))
 
+// New exciting ways to kill your lungs! - Earthcrusher //
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/luckystars
+	name = "\improper pack of Lucky Stars"
+	desc = "A mellow blend made from synthetic, pod-grown tobacco. The commercial jingle is guaranteed to get stuck in your head."
+	icon_state = "LSpacket"
+	item_state = "Dpacket" //I actually don't mind cig packs not showing up in the hand. whotf doesn't just keep them in their pockets/coats //
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/jerichos
+	name = "\improper pack of Jerichos"
+	desc = "Typically seen dangling from the lips of Martian soldiers and border world hustlers. Tastes like hickory smoke, feels like warm liquid death down your lungs."
+	icon_state = "Jpacket"
+	item_state = "Dpacket"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/menthols
+	name = "\improper pack of Temperamento Menthols"
+	desc = "With a sharp and natural organic menthol flavor, these Temperamentos are a favorite of NDV crews. Hardly anyone knows they make 'em in non-menthol!"
+	icon_state = "TMpacket"
+	item_state = "Dpacket"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/carcinomas
+	name = "\improper pack of Carcinoma Angels"
+	desc = "This unknown brand was slated for the chopping block, until they were publicly endorsed by an old Earthling gonzo journalist. The rest is history. They sell a variety for cats, too."
+	icon_state = "CApacket"
+	item_state = "Dpacket"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigarettes/professionals
+	name = "\improper pack of Professional 120s"
+	desc = "Let's face it - if you're smoking these, you're either trying to look upper-class or you're 80 years old. That's the only excuse. They taste disgusting, too."
+	icon_state = "P100packet"
+	item_state = "Dpacket"
+
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/fancy/cigar
 	name = "cigar case"
 	desc = "A case for holding your cigars when you are not smoking them."
diff --git a/icons/obj/cigarettes.dmi b/icons/obj/cigarettes.dmi
index 74bb7a7beb5..d6865b47b36 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/cigarettes.dmi and b/icons/obj/cigarettes.dmi differ