diff --git a/code/datums/components/disabilities/epilepsy.dm b/code/datums/components/disabilities/epilepsy.dm
index ee8d026f84e..e640dad40a7 100644
--- a/code/datums/components/disabilities/epilepsy.dm
+++ b/code/datums/components/disabilities/epilepsy.dm
@@ -26,6 +26,7 @@
 				continue
 			O.show_message(span_danger("[owner] starts having a seizure!"), 1)
 		owner.Paralyse(10)
+		owner.Sleeping(10)
 		owner.make_jittery(1000)
 
 /datum/component/epilepsy_disability/Destroy(force = FALSE)
diff --git a/code/datums/components/traits/unlucky.dm b/code/datums/components/traits/unlucky.dm
index c503f6be240..a59a5b1e641 100644
--- a/code/datums/components/traits/unlucky.dm
+++ b/code/datums/components/traits/unlucky.dm
@@ -146,7 +146,8 @@
 			if(darth_airlock.locked || !darth_airlock.arePowerSystemsOn())
 				continue
 			to_chat(living_guy, span_warning("The airlock suddenly closes on you!"))
-			living_guy.Paralyse(1 SECONDS)
+			living_guy.Paralyse(5)
+			living_guy.Sleeping(5)
 			slam_airlock(darth_airlock)
 			consume_omen()
 			return
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/technomancer/instability.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/technomancer/instability.dm
index 79cf88066c9..ddae942514e 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/technomancer/instability.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/technomancer/instability.dm
@@ -241,6 +241,7 @@
 						visible_message(span_warning("\The [src] suddenly collapses!"),
 						span_danger("You suddenly feel very light-headed, and faint!"))
 						Paralyse(instability * 0.1)
+						Sleeping(instability * 0.1)
 					if(2)
 						if(can_feel_pain())
 							apply_effect(instability, AGONY)
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/technomancer/spells/audible_deception.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/technomancer/spells/audible_deception.dm
index 547e24aaecf..7e695b6b981 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/technomancer/spells/audible_deception.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/technomancer/spells/audible_deception.dm
@@ -90,6 +90,7 @@
 				if(prob(30))
 					M.Stun(10)
 					M.Paralyse(4)
+					M.Sleeping(4)
 				else
 					M.make_jittery(50)
 				to_chat(M, span_red(span_massive(span_bold("HONK"))))
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/cloning.dm b/code/game/machinery/cloning.dm
index a454b69898b..ad2d954596c 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/cloning.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/cloning.dm
@@ -124,6 +124,7 @@
 	var/damage_to_deal = H.getMaxHealth() * 1.5 //If you have 100, you get 150. Have 200? Get 300. 25hp? get 37.5
 	H.adjustCloneLoss(damage_to_deal) // New damage var so you can't eject a clone early then stab them to abuse the current damage system --NeoFite
 	H.Paralyse(4)
+	H.Sleeping(4)
 	H.updatehealth()
 	H.set_cloned_appearance()
 
@@ -172,6 +173,7 @@
 
 		else if(occupant.health < heal_level && occupant.getCloneLoss() > 0)
 			occupant.Paralyse(4)
+			occupant.Sleeping(4)
 
 			//Slowly get that clone healed and finished.
 			occupant.adjustCloneLoss(-2 * heal_rate)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
index d5e1e719e06..cffa678bf89 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
@@ -949,6 +949,7 @@
 
 		//so they black out before warping
 		M.Paralyse(5)
+		M.Sleeping(5)
 		sleep(5)
 		if(!M)	return
 
@@ -1003,6 +1004,7 @@
 			M.drop_from_inventory(I)
 
 		M.Paralyse(5)
+		M.Sleeping(5)
 		sleep(5)
 		M.loc = pick(GLOB.tdome1)
 		spawn(50)
@@ -1028,6 +1030,7 @@
 			M.drop_from_inventory(I)
 
 		M.Paralyse(5)
+		M.Sleeping(5)
 		sleep(5)
 		M.loc = pick(GLOB.tdome2)
 		spawn(50)
@@ -1050,6 +1053,7 @@
 			return
 
 		M.Paralyse(5)
+		M.Sleeping(5)
 		sleep(5)
 		M.loc = pick(GLOB.tdomeadmin)
 		spawn(50)
@@ -1079,6 +1083,7 @@
 			observer.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/suit_jacket(observer), slot_w_uniform)
 			observer.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/black(observer), slot_shoes)
 		M.Paralyse(5)
+		M.Sleeping(5)
 		sleep(5)
 		M.loc = pick(GLOB.tdomeobserve)
 		spawn(50)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/randomverbs.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/randomverbs.dm
index d53df02f975..49178dc3bb5 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/randomverbs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/randomverbs.dm
@@ -32,6 +32,7 @@ ADMIN_VERB(drop_everything, R_ADMIN, "Drop Everything", ADMIN_VERB_NO_DESCRIPTIO
 			M.drop_from_inventory(W)
 		//teleport person to cell
 		M.Paralyse(5)
+		M.Sleeping(5)
 		sleep(5)	//so they black out before warping
 		M.loc = pick(GLOB.prisonwarp)
 		if(ishuman(M))
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/secrets.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/secrets.dm
index 2bcd2564477..94888f4698d 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/secrets.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/secrets.dm
@@ -115,6 +115,7 @@ ADMIN_VERB(secrets, R_HOLDER, "Secrets", "Abuse harder than you ever have before
 				//don't warp them if they aren't ready or are already there
 					continue
 				H.Paralyse(5)
+				H.Sleeping(5)
 				if(H.wear_id)
 					var/obj/item/card/id/id = H.get_idcard()
 					for(var/A in id.GetAccess())
diff --git a/code/modules/awaymissions/gateway.dm b/code/modules/awaymissions/gateway.dm
index a781669456b..b30081125c3 100644
--- a/code/modules/awaymissions/gateway.dm
+++ b/code/modules/awaymissions/gateway.dm
@@ -209,6 +209,7 @@ GLOBAL_DATUM(gateway_station, /obj/machinery/gateway/centerstation)
 						MI.forceMove(finaldest.loc)
 						sleep(1)
 						MI.Paralyse(10)
+						MI.Sleeping(10)
 						MI << 'sound/effects/bamf.ogg'
 						to_chat(MI,span_warning("You're starting to come to. You feel like you've been out for a few minutes, at least..."))
 					for(var/obj/item/I in L)
@@ -219,6 +220,7 @@ GLOBAL_DATUM(gateway_station, /obj/machinery/gateway/centerstation)
 				L.forceMove(finaldest.loc)
 				sleep(1)
 				L.Paralyse(10)
+				L.Sleeping(10)
 				L << 'sound/effects/bamf.ogg'
 				to_chat(L,span_warning("You're starting to come to. You feel like you've been out for a few minutes, at least..."))
 			//VOREStation Addition End
diff --git a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/visible.dm b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/visible.dm
index 780d1373c0c..fcd221a3b86 100644
--- a/code/modules/emotes/definitions/visible.dm
+++ b/code/modules/emotes/definitions/visible.dm
@@ -57,6 +57,7 @@
 	..()
 	if(istype(user))
 		user.Paralyse(2)
+		user.Sleeping(2)
 
 /decl/emote/visible/flash
 	key = "flash"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/_modifiers/modifiers_misc.dm b/code/modules/mob/_modifiers/modifiers_misc.dm
index 0b3a64f082c..355a0bd1bbe 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/_modifiers/modifiers_misc.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/_modifiers/modifiers_misc.dm
@@ -107,6 +107,7 @@ the artifact triggers the rage.
 		if(prob(last_shock_stage))
 			to_chat(holder, span_warning("You pass out from the pain you were suppressing."))
 			holder.Paralyse(5)
+			holder.Sleeping(5)
 
 		if(ishuman(holder))
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = holder
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
index 680ae68473b..1a7310e3024 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
@@ -210,6 +210,7 @@
 				// deaf_loop.start() // Used downstream
 			if (prob(70) && !shielded)
 				Paralyse(10)
+				Sleeping(10)
 
 		if(3.0)
 			b_loss += 30
@@ -221,6 +222,7 @@
 				// deaf_loop.start() // Used downstream
 			if (prob(50) && !shielded)
 				Paralyse(10)
+				Sleeping(10)
 
 	var/update = 0
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
index 2a449fc4cb4..76ef214ee52 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
@@ -202,6 +202,7 @@
 			if(prob(50))
 				to_chat(src, span_danger("You suddenly black out!"))
 				Paralyse(10)
+				Sleeping(10)
 			else if(!lying)
 				to_chat(src, span_danger("Your legs won't respond properly, you fall down!"))
 				Weaken(10)
@@ -390,6 +391,7 @@
 				if(!paralysis && prob(30) && prob(100 * RADIATION_SPEED_COEFFICIENT)) //CNS is shutting down.
 					to_chat(src, span_critical("You have a seizure!"))
 					Paralyse(10)
+					Sleeping(10)
 					make_jittery(1000)
 					if(!lying)
 						emote("collapse")
@@ -450,6 +452,7 @@
 				if(!paralysis && prob(1) && prob(100 * RADIATION_SPEED_COEFFICIENT)) //1 in 1000 chance per tick.
 					to_chat(src, span_critical("You have a seizure!"))
 					Paralyse(10)
+					Sleeping(10)
 					make_jittery(1000)
 					if(!lying)
 						emote("collapse")
@@ -716,6 +719,7 @@
 
 			// 3 gives them one second to wake up and run away a bit!
 			Paralyse(3)
+			Sleeping(1)
 
 			// Enough to make us sleep as well
 			if(SA_pp > SA_sleep_min)
@@ -1254,6 +1258,7 @@
 		var/in_crit = FALSE
 		if((getOxyLoss() > (getMaxHealth()/2)) || (health <= (get_crit_point() * species.crit_mod)))
 			Paralyse(3)
+			Sleeping(3)
 			set_stat(UNCONSCIOUS)
 			blinded = TRUE
 			in_crit = TRUE
@@ -1281,6 +1286,7 @@
 			to_chat(src, span_notice("You're in too much pain to keep going..."))
 			src.visible_message(span_infoplain(span_bold("[src]") + " slumps to the ground, too weak to continue fighting."))
 			Paralyse(10)
+			Sleeping(10)
 			setHalLoss(getMaxHealth() - 1)
 
 		if(tiredness) //tiredness for vore drain
@@ -1946,6 +1952,7 @@
 				if(prob(40) && !isbelly(loc))
 					emote("pain")
 			Paralyse(5)
+			Sleeping(5)
 
 	if(shock_stage == 150)
 		if(!isbelly(loc))
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/living_defense.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/living_defense.dm
index 90c3e53ed27..5bc4af11ffc 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/living_defense.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/living_defense.dm
@@ -376,6 +376,7 @@
 /mob/living/proc/lightning_act()
 	// The actual damage/electrocution is handled by the tesla_zap() that accompanies this.
 	Paralyse(5)
+	Sleeping(5)
 	stuttering += 20
 	make_jittery(150)
 	emp_act(1)
diff --git a/code/modules/multiz/portals_vr.dm b/code/modules/multiz/portals_vr.dm
index 4ebaed16f16..8f6c834dd1e 100644
--- a/code/modules/multiz/portals_vr.dm
+++ b/code/modules/multiz/portals_vr.dm
@@ -215,6 +215,7 @@
 					MI.forceMove(finaldest.loc)
 					sleep(1)
 					MI.Paralyse(10)
+					MI.Sleeping(10)
 					MI << 'sound/effects/bamf.ogg'
 					to_chat(MI,span_warning("You're starting to come to. You feel like you've been out for a few minutes, at least..."))
 				for(var/obj/item/I in L)
@@ -225,6 +226,7 @@
 			L.forceMove(finaldest.loc)
 			sleep(1)
 			L.Paralyse(10)
+			L.Sleeping(10)
 			L << 'sound/effects/bamf.ogg'
 			to_chat(L,span_warning("You're starting to come to. You feel like you've been out for a few minutes, at least..."))
 	return
diff --git a/code/modules/organs/blood.dm b/code/modules/organs/blood.dm
index 4b5af764cc1..12638d30ee0 100644
--- a/code/modules/organs/blood.dm
+++ b/code/modules/organs/blood.dm
@@ -148,6 +148,7 @@ BLOOD_VOLUME_SURVIVE = 40
 				update_icons_body()
 			eye_blurry = max(eye_blurry,6)
 			Paralyse(3)
+			Sleeping(3)
 			adjustToxLoss(3 * dmg_coef)
 			adjustOxyLoss(75 * dmg_coef) // 15 more than dexp fixes (also more than dex+dexp+tricord)
 
diff --git a/code/modules/organs/internal/brain.dm b/code/modules/organs/internal/brain.dm
index d7e71d7406c..c876bd37776 100644
--- a/code/modules/organs/internal/brain.dm
+++ b/code/modules/organs/internal/brain.dm
@@ -278,6 +278,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_BOILERPLATE(all_brain_organs, /obj/item/organ/internal/brain)
 	H.adjustBruteLoss(40)
 	H.adjustFireLoss(40)
 	H.Paralyse(4)
+	H.Sleeping(4)
 	H.updatehealth()
 	for(var/obj/item/organ/external/E in H.organs) //They've still gotta congeal, but it's faster than the clone sickness they'd normally get.
 		if(E && E.organ_tag == BP_L_ARM || E.organ_tag == BP_R_ARM || E.organ_tag == BP_L_LEG || E.organ_tag == BP_R_LEG)
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagents/dispenser.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagents/dispenser.dm
index dc830a80537..22f47cef16a 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagents/dispenser.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagents/dispenser.dm
@@ -259,6 +259,7 @@
 							continue
 						O.show_message(span_danger("[M] starts having a seizure!"), 1)
 					M.Paralyse(10)
+					M.Sleeping(10)
 					M.make_jittery(1000)
 			else if(current_addiction <= 50)
 				to_chat(M, span_warning("You're really craving some alcohol. You feel nauseated."))
diff --git a/code/modules/resleeving/machines.dm b/code/modules/resleeving/machines.dm
index b63ad9714c4..b9044664224 100644
--- a/code/modules/resleeving/machines.dm
+++ b/code/modules/resleeving/machines.dm
@@ -51,6 +51,7 @@
 	set_occupant(H)
 	H.adjustCloneLoss((H.getMaxHealth() - (H.getMaxHealth()))*-0.75)
 	H.Paralyse(4)
+	H.Sleeping(4)
 	H.updatehealth()
 
 	//Machine specific stuff at the end
diff --git a/code/modules/spells/targeted/mind_transfer.dm b/code/modules/spells/targeted/mind_transfer.dm
index 1d4a81f3a06..5a4bcc7233a 100644
--- a/code/modules/spells/targeted/mind_transfer.dm
+++ b/code/modules/spells/targeted/mind_transfer.dm
@@ -75,6 +75,7 @@
 
 		//Target is handled in ..(), so we handle the caster here
 		caster.Paralyse(amt_paralysis)
+		caster.Sleeping(amt_paralysis)
 
 		//After a certain amount of time the victim gets a message about being in a different body.
 		spawn(msg_wait)
diff --git a/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/finds/Weapons/archeo_melee.dm b/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/finds/Weapons/archeo_melee.dm
index d0c4710191c..336c4768614 100644
--- a/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/finds/Weapons/archeo_melee.dm
+++ b/code/modules/xenoarcheaology/finds/Weapons/archeo_melee.dm
@@ -68,6 +68,7 @@
 	if(stored_blood && last_touched && last_touched.stat != DEAD) //We have been activated (have some energy), an owner and they are alive. They are going to feel pain.
 		to_chat(last_touched, span_cult("You feel as though your mind is suddenly being torn apart at the seams as the [src] is destroyed!"))
 		last_touched.Paralyse(10)
+		last_touched.Sleeping(10)
 		last_touched.make_jittery(1000)
 		last_touched.eye_blurry += 10
 		last_touched.add_modifier(/datum/modifier/agonize, 30 SECONDS)
diff --git a/maps/expedition_vr/alienship/_alienship.dm b/maps/expedition_vr/alienship/_alienship.dm
index a43aa86b31f..ec55d44b2cf 100644
--- a/maps/expedition_vr/alienship/_alienship.dm
+++ b/maps/expedition_vr/alienship/_alienship.dm
@@ -168,6 +168,7 @@
 					abduct(M)
 				L.drop_from_inventory(I, loc)
 		L.Paralyse(10)
+		L.Sleeping(10)
 		L.forceMove(get_turf(pick(teleport_to)))
 		L << 'sound/effects/bamf.ogg'
 		to_chat(L,span_warning("You're starting to come to. You feel like you've been out for a few minutes, at least..."))