diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/stunbaton.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/stunbaton.dm
index e3b5b8d0c5..75db08c20b 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/stunbaton.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/stunbaton.dm
@@ -123,14 +123,14 @@
 		if (ishuman(L))
 			user.lastattacked = L	//are these used at all, if we have logs?
 			L.lastattacker = user
-			
+
 			if (user != L) // Attacking yourself can't miss
 				target_zone = get_zone_with_miss_chance(user.zone_sel.selecting, L)
-			
+
 			if(!target_zone)
 				L.visible_message("\red <B>[user] misses [L] with \the [src]!")
 				return 0
-			
+
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = L
 			var/datum/organ/external/affecting = H.get_organ(target_zone)
 			if (affecting)
@@ -148,12 +148,16 @@
 
 	//stun effects
 	L.stun_effect_act(stun, agony, target_zone, src)
-	
+
 	playsound(loc, 'sound/weapons/Egloves.ogg', 50, 1, -1)
 	msg_admin_attack("[key_name(user)] stunned [key_name(L)] with the [src].")
-	
+
 	deductcharge(hitcost)
-	
+
+	if(ishuman(L))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = L
+		H.forcesay(hit_appends)
+
 	return 1
 
 /obj/item/weapon/melee/baton/emp_act(severity)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defense.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defense.dm
index bd6c0f30e6..d8d97dee78 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defense.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defense.dm
@@ -229,6 +229,7 @@ emp_act
 
 	if(armor >= 2)	return 0
 	if(!I.force)	return 0
+	var/Iforce = I.force //to avoid runtimes on the forcesay checks at the bottom. Some items might delete themselves if you drop them. (stunning yourself, ninja swords)
 
 	apply_damage(I.force, I.damtype, affecting, armor, sharp=weapon_sharp, edge=weapon_edge, used_weapon=I)
 
@@ -275,6 +276,9 @@ emp_act
 				if(bloody)
 					bloody_body(src)
 
+	if(Iforce > 10 || Iforce >= 5 && prob(33))
+		forcesay(hit_appends)	//forcesay checks stat already
+
 	//Melee weapon embedded object code.
 	if (I.damtype == BRUTE && !I.is_robot_module())
 		var/damage = I.force
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/say.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/say.dm
index 3c2ed51c07..8d361c7060 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/say.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/say.dm
@@ -131,6 +131,40 @@
 
 	..(message, speaking, verb, alt_name, italics, message_range, used_radios, speech_sound, sound_vol)	//ohgod we should really be passing a datum here.
 
+/mob/living/carbon/human/proc/forcesay(list/append)
+	if(stat == CONSCIOUS)
+		if(client)
+			var/virgin = 1	//has the text been modified yet?
+			var/temp = winget(client, "input", "text")
+			if(findtextEx(temp, "Say \"", 1, 7) && length(temp) > 5)	//case sensitive means
+
+				temp = replacetext(temp, ";", "")	//general radio
+
+				if(findtext(trim_left(temp), ":", 6, 7))	//dept radio
+					temp = copytext(trim_left(temp), 8)
+					virgin = 0
+
+				if(virgin)
+					temp = copytext(trim_left(temp), 6)	//normal speech
+					virgin = 0
+
+				while(findtext(trim_left(temp), ":", 1, 2))	//dept radio again (necessary)
+					temp = copytext(trim_left(temp), 3)
+
+				if(findtext(temp, "*", 1, 2))	//emotes
+					return
+				world << "Text after stuff is [temp]"
+				temp = copytext(trim_left(temp), 1, rand(5,8))
+				world << "Text after trimming is [temp]"
+
+				var/trimmed = trim_left(temp)
+				if(length(trimmed))
+					if(append)
+						temp += pick(append)
+
+					say(temp)
+				winset(client, "input", "text=[null]")
+
 /mob/living/carbon/human/say_understands(var/mob/other,var/datum/language/speaking = null)
 
 	if(has_brain_worms()) //Brain worms translate everything. Even mice and alien speak.
diff --git a/code/setup.dm b/code/setup.dm
index 361cfaa66c..be96c0ba12 100644
--- a/code/setup.dm
+++ b/code/setup.dm
@@ -849,3 +849,5 @@ var/list/RESTRICTED_CAMERA_NETWORKS = list( //Those networks can only be accesse
 #define ATMOS_DEFAULT_VOLUME_FILTER	200	//L
 #define ATMOS_DEFAULT_VOLUME_MIXER	200	//L
 #define ATMOS_DEFAULT_VOLUME_PIPE	70	//L
+
+var/list/hit_appends = list("-OOF", "-ACK", "-UGH", "-HRNK", "-HURGH", "-GLORF")