diff --git a/code/game/machinery/transportpod.dm b/code/game/machinery/transportpod.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..96401c0908
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/machinery/transportpod.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,110 @@
+/obj/machinery/transportpod
+	name = "Ballistic Transportation Pod"
+	desc = "A fast transit ballistic pod used to get from one place to the next. Batteries not included!"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/structures.dmi'
+	icon_state = "borg_pod_opened"
+
+	density = 1 //thicc
+	anchored = 1
+	use_power = 0
+
+	var/in_transit = 0
+	var/mob/occupant = null
+
+	var/xc = list(137, 209, 163, 110, 95, 60, 129, 201) // List of x values on the map to go to.
+	var/yc = list(134, 99, 169, 120, 96, 122, 189, 219) // List of y values on the map to go to.
+
+	var/limit_x = 3
+	var/limit_y = 3
+
+/obj/machinery/transportpod/process()
+	if(occupant)
+		if(in_transit)
+			var/locNum = rand(0, 7) //pick a random location
+			var/turf/L = locate(xc[locNum], yc[locNum], 1) // Pairs the X and Y to get an actual location.
+			limit_x = xc[locNum]+1
+			limit_y = yc[locNum]+1
+			build()
+			sleep(20) //Give explosion time so the pod itself doesn't go boom
+			src.forceMove(L)
+			playsound(src, pick('sound/effects/Explosion1.ogg', 'sound/effects/Explosion2.ogg', 'sound/effects/Explosion3.ogg', 'sound/effects/Explosion4.ogg'))
+			in_transit = 0
+			sleep(2)
+			go_out()
+			sleep(2)
+			del(src)
+
+/obj/machinery/transportpod/relaymove(mob/user as mob)
+	if(user.stat)
+		return
+	go_out()
+	return
+
+/obj/machinery/transportpod/update_icon()
+	..()
+	if(occupant)
+		icon_state = "borg_pod_closed"
+	else
+		icon_state = "borg_pod_opened"
+
+/obj/machinery/transportpod/Bumped(var/mob/living/O)
+	go_in(O)
+
+/obj/machinery/transportpod/proc/go_in(var/mob/living/carbon/human/O)
+	if(occupant)
+		return
+
+	if(O.incapacitated()) //aint no sleepy people getting in here
+		return
+
+	add_fingerprint(O)
+	O.reset_view(src)
+	O.forceMove(src)
+	occupant = O
+	update_icon()
+	if(alert(O, "Are you sure you're ready to launch?", , "Yes", "No") == "Yes")
+		in_transit = 1
+		playsound(src, HYPERSPACE_WARMUP)
+	else
+		go_out()
+	return 1
+
+/obj/machinery/transportpod/proc/go_out()
+	if(!occupant)
+		return
+
+	occupant.forceMove(src.loc)
+	occupant.reset_view()
+	occupant = null
+	update_icon()
+
+/obj/machinery/transportpod/verb/move_eject()
+	set category = "Object"
+	set name = "Eject Pod"
+	set src in oview(1)
+
+	if(usr.incapacitated())
+		return
+
+	go_out()
+	add_fingerprint(usr)
+	return
+
+/obj/machinery/transportpod/verb/move_inside()
+	set category = "Object"
+	set name = "Enter Pod"
+	set src in oview(1)
+
+	if(usr.incapacitated()) //just to DOUBLE CHECK the damn sleepy people don't touch the pod
+		return
+
+	go_in(usr)
+
+/obj/machinery/transportpod/proc/build()
+	for(var/x = limit_x-2, x <= limit_x, x++)
+		for(var/y = limit_y-2, y <= limit_y, y++)
+			var/current_cell = locate(x, y, 1)
+			var/turf/T = get_turf(current_cell)
+			if(!current_cell)
+				continue
+			T.ChangeTurf(/turf/unsimulated/floor/shuttle_ceiling)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/polaris.dme b/polaris.dme
index 2b05f089ec..f193f1328c 100644
--- a/polaris.dme
+++ b/polaris.dme
@@ -616,6 +616,7 @@
 #include "code\game\machinery\supplybeacon.dm"
 #include "code\game\machinery\syndicatebeacon.dm"
 #include "code\game\machinery\teleporter.dm"
+#include "code\game\machinery\transportpod.dm"
 #include "code\game\machinery\turret_control.dm"
 #include "code\game\machinery\vending.dm"
 #include "code\game\machinery\vr_console.dm"