diff --git a/code/modules/food/food/snacks_vr.dm b/code/modules/food/food/snacks_vr.dm
index 132bba78ec9..f310e3b6983 100644
--- a/code/modules/food/food/snacks_vr.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food/food/snacks_vr.dm
@@ -773,3 +773,17 @@
 	. = ..()
 	reagents.add_reagent("protein", 3)
 	bitesize = 2
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/donkpocket/ascended
+	name = "Donk-pocket EX"
+	desc = "This donk-pocket has seen things beyond comprehension of mortals. It survived because the fire inside it burned brighter than fire around it."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/food_vr.dmi'
+	icon_state = "donkpocket_ascended"
+	nutriment_amt = 5
+	nutriment_desc = list("burning fires of radioactive hell" = 20)
+	heated_reagents = list("supermatter" = 1)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/donkpocket/ascended/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	reagents.add_reagent("uranium", 3)
+	reagents.add_reagent("pyrotoxin", 3)
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diff --git a/code/modules/power/singularity/particle_accelerator/particle_smasher.dm b/code/modules/power/singularity/particle_accelerator/particle_smasher.dm
index 938f9b69345..77c0858606d 100644
--- a/code/modules/power/singularity/particle_accelerator/particle_smasher.dm
+++ b/code/modules/power/singularity/particle_accelerator/particle_smasher.dm
@@ -2,6 +2,9 @@
  * Contains the particle smasher and its recipes.
  */
 
+#define PS_RESULT_STACK		"stack"
+#define PS_RESULT_ITEM		"item"
+
 /obj/machinery/particle_smasher
 	name = "Particle Focus"
 	desc = "A strange device used to create exotic matter."
@@ -190,7 +193,7 @@
 	var/max_prob = 0
 	for(var/datum/particle_smasher_recipe/R in recipes)	// Only things for the smasher. Don't get things like the chef's cake recipes.
 		if(R.probability)	// It's actually a recipe you're supposed to be able to make.
-			if(istype(target, R.required_material))
+			if(!(R.required_material) || istype(target, R.required_material))
 				if(energy >= R.required_energy_min && energy <= R.required_energy_max)	// The machine has enough Vaguely Defined 'Energy'.
 					var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
 					var/datum/gas_mixture/environment = T.return_air()
@@ -234,8 +237,11 @@
 					break
 
 	var/result = recipe.result
-	var/obj/item/stack/material/M = new result(src)
-	target = M
+	if(recipe.recipe_type == PS_RESULT_STACK)
+		var/obj/item/stack/material/M = new result(src)
+		target = M
+	else if(recipe.recipe_type == PS_RESULT_ITEM)
+		new result(get_turf(src))
 	update_icon()
 
 /obj/machinery/particle_smasher/verb/eject_contents()
@@ -266,6 +272,7 @@
 /datum/particle_smasher_recipe
 	var/list/reagents	// example: = list("pacid" = 5)
 	var/list/items		// example: = list(/obj/item/weapon/tool/crowbar, /obj/item/weapon/welder) Place /foo/bar before /foo. Do not include fruit. Maximum of 3 items.
+	var/recipe_type = PS_RESULT_STACK			// Are we producing a stack or an item?
 
 	var/result = /obj/item/stack/material/iron		// The sheet this will produce.
 	var/required_material = /obj/item/stack/material/iron	// The required material sheet.
@@ -378,4 +385,35 @@
 
 	required_atmos_temp_min = 3000
 	required_atmos_temp_max = 10000
-	probability = 1
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+	probability = 1
+
+/datum/particle_smasher_recipe/donkpockets_coal
+	items = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/donkpocket)
+
+	recipe_type = PS_RESULT_ITEM
+
+	result = /obj/item/weapon/ore/coal
+	required_material = null
+
+	required_energy_min = 1
+	required_energy_max = 500
+
+	required_atmos_temp_min = 400
+	required_atmos_temp_max = 20000
+	probability = 90
+
+/datum/particle_smasher_recipe/donkpockets_ascend
+	items = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/donkpocket)
+	reagents = list("phoron" = 120)
+
+	recipe_type = PS_RESULT_ITEM
+
+	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/donkpocket/ascended
+	required_material = /obj/item/stack/material/uranium
+
+	required_energy_min = 501
+	required_energy_max = 700
+
+	required_atmos_temp_min = 400
+	required_atmos_temp_max = 20000
+	probability = 20
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diff --git a/icons/obj/food_vr.dmi b/icons/obj/food_vr.dmi
index 0530aef4550..64b55a6b26b 100644
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