diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/magazine.dm b/code/game/objects/items/magazine.dm
index 59640c4c010..1b8d03f5dad 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/magazine.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/magazine.dm
@@ -37,7 +37,6 @@
"LOSE WEIGHT THREE TIMES FASTER WITH THESE LOW-G MANEUVERS!",
"SHOCKING FIGURES REVEAL MORE TEENS DIE TO UNATHI HONOUR DUELS THAN GUN VIOLENCE",
"MY DAUGHTER JOINED A NEURAL COLLECTIVE AND NOW SHE CAN TASTE SPACETIME: FULL STORY INSIDE",
- "WERE THE NAZIS PSYCHIC? ONE HISTORIAN TELLS ALL",
"TAJARANS: CUTE AND CUDDLY, OR INFILTRATING THE GOVERNMENT? FIND OUT MORE INSIDE",
"IS THE SOLAR GOVERNMENT CREATING AN AI SUPERINTELLIGENCE NEAR MERCURY? ONE EXPERT REVEALS SHOCKING INSIDER DETAILS!",
"TOP TEN HISTORICAL FIGURES THAT WERE TWO PROMETHEANS IN A TRENCHCOAT",
diff --git a/code/modules/games/cah_white_cards.dm b/code/modules/games/cah_white_cards.dm
index 3ab0df883a9..74789d1504d 100644
--- a/code/modules/games/cah_white_cards.dm
+++ b/code/modules/games/cah_white_cards.dm
@@ -426,7 +426,6 @@
"Masturbation.",
"Me time.",
"Me.",
- "MechaHitler.",
"Media coverage.",
"Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament.",
"Men.",
@@ -456,7 +455,6 @@
"Natalie Portman.",
"Natural male enhancement.",
"Natural selection.",
- "Nazis.",
"Necrophilia.",
"Neil Patrick Harris.",
"New Age music.",
@@ -718,7 +716,7 @@
"Gay aliens.",
"The way white people is.",
"Reverse cowgirl.",
- "The Quesadilla Explosion Salad from Chili’s.",
+ "The Quesadilla Explosion Salad from Chili's.",
"Actually getting shot, for real.",
"Not having sex.",
"Vietnam flashbacks.",
@@ -743,7 +741,7 @@
"A greased-up Matthew McConaughey.",
"An unstoppable wave of fire ants.",
"Not contributing to society in any meaningful way.",
- "An all-midget production of Shakespeare’s Richard III.",
+ "An all-midget production of Shakespeare's Richard III.",
"Screaming like a maniac.",
"The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth.",
"Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding.",
@@ -752,7 +750,7 @@
"Velcro.",
"A PowerPoint presentation.",
"A surprising amount of hair.",
- "Eating Tom Selleck’s mustache to gain his powers.",
+ "Eating Tom Selleck's mustache to gain his powers.",
"Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king.",
"A pile of squirming bodies.",
"Buying the right pants to be cool.",
@@ -764,7 +762,7 @@
"A lamprey swimming up the toilet and latching onto your taint.",
"Jumping out at people.",
"A black male in his early 20s, last seen wearing a hoodie.",
- "Mufasa’s death scene.",
+ "Mufasa's death scene.",
"Bill Clinton, naked on a bearskin rug with a saxophone.",
"Demonic possession.",
"The Harlem Globetrotters.",
@@ -778,7 +776,7 @@
"Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick.",
"Fisting.",
"The thin veneer of situational causality that underlies porn.",
- "Girls that always be textin’.",
+ "Girls that always be textin'.",
"Blowing some dudes in an alley.",
"Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs to get fifty continuous hours of energy.",
"Sneezing, farting, and coming at the same time."
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/nuclear.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/nuclear.dm
index 4a604b7cbb4..2f6d7a754ae 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/nuclear.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/nuclear.dm
@@ -127,7 +127,7 @@
battery_lock = 1 // In exchange for balance, you cannot remove the battery. Also there's no sprite for that and I fucking suck at sprites. -Ace
projectile_type = /obj/item/projectile/beam/stun/med
- origin_tech = list(TECH_COMBAT = 3, TECH_MAGNET = 2, TECH_ILLEGAL = 2) // Illegal tech cuz Space Nazis
+ origin_tech = list(TECH_COMBAT = 3, TECH_MAGNET = 2, TECH_ILLEGAL = 2)
modifystate = "ep08stun"
firemodes = list(
diff --git a/code/modules/vore/fluffstuff/custom_clothes_vr.dm b/code/modules/vore/fluffstuff/custom_clothes_vr.dm
index 3775853adbd..1dec80b8535 100644
--- a/code/modules/vore/fluffstuff/custom_clothes_vr.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vore/fluffstuff/custom_clothes_vr.dm
@@ -197,9 +197,9 @@
item_state = "brittrenchcoat"
//For general use
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/vest/hoscoat/nazi_greatcoat
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/storage/vest/hoscoat/ancient_greatcoat
name = "Greatcoat"
- desc = "Perfect attire for kicking down the doors of suspected dissidents; this coat gives off an imposing look, while offering a luxuriously plush fur liner."
+ desc = "This coat gives off an imposing look, while offering a luxuriously plush fur liner."
icon = 'icons/vore/custom_clothes_vr.dmi'
icon_state = "greatcoat"
diff --git a/html/archivedchangelog.html b/html/archivedchangelog.html
index 9831f594c14..cbd6206420b 100644
--- a/html/archivedchangelog.html
+++ b/html/archivedchangelog.html
@@ -241,7 +241,7 @@ Stick old posts here to prevent cluttering of main changelog.
August 22, 2012
Cael_Aislinn updated:
- - This server is in the process of running a merge of BS12 and up to date TGcode. This is a significant update, and there will likely be several bugs coming with it.
+
- This server is in the process of running a merge of BS12 and up to date TGcode. This is a significant update, and there will likely be several bugs coming with it.
See https://github.com/Baystation12/Baystation12/pull/1671 for more information.
- The server is now running tgstation2.0.9.dmm. The station layout is functionally the same, but with significant additions from tg. Hopefully, the Antiqua will be ready soon.
- Please report all bugs immediately, both in OOC and by making an issue at: https://github.com/Baystation12/Baystation12/issues/new
@@ -281,7 +281,7 @@ Stick old posts here to prevent cluttering of main changelog.
- The Head of Personnel now starts with a clipboard, but without body armor and a helmet. Both items can still be found in the secure locker for emergencies.
- Cargo tech and shaft miner wardrobes now include fingerless gloves. Janitor wardrobes now includes a portalathe. Warden wardrobes now includes a jacket.
- Medical, security, and tool-belts may now hold any lighter. Medical belts may now hold latex gloves and sterile masks. Security belts may now hold gas masks. Tool-belts may now hold cigarette packs.
-
+
@@ -300,7 +300,7 @@ Stick old posts here to prevent cluttering of main changelog.
Fixed the bug where helmets would not turn off when placed into backpacks.
Added more "cancel" buttons to various dialogs.
-
+
CIB updated:
- Fixed the bug where the preview image in the character creation panel was broken.
@@ -555,7 +555,7 @@ Stick old posts here to prevent cluttering of main changelog.
- Added Flashkirby's RIG and cow sprites!
- Removed and added some new AI Ion laws, credit: Ispil.
-
+
Abi79 updated:
- Everyone should now be able to see the properly formatted changelog.
@@ -851,7 +851,7 @@ Stick old posts here to prevent cluttering of main changelog.
?How they get on-board: The quartermaster can now set the receiver frequency of his supplycomp circuit board. A bit simplistic as of now, will work on it later. Building a supplycomp with a properly set up circuitboard will give access to the Contraband crate.
?How they're used: Unfold the rolled poster on any wall or r_wall to create the poster. There are currently 17 designs, with the possibility of me adding more.
?How to get rid of them: You can rip them using your hand... To cleanly extract them and not ruin them for future use, however, you can use a pair of wirecutters.
-
?How they're classified: They're contraband, so it's perfectly okay for security officers to confiscate them. Punishment for contraband-providers (or end-users, if you want to go full nazi) is up to the situational commanding officers.
+
?How they're classified: They're contraband, so it's perfectly okay for security officers to confiscate them. Punishment for contraband-providers is up to the situational commanding officers.
- Merged 'Game' and 'Lobby' tabs during pre-game into one tab
- Added the little red x to the late-join job list
- Late-joiners are warned if the shuttle is past the point of recall, and if the shuttle has already left the station
diff --git a/maps/gateway_archive_vr/listeningpost.dm b/maps/gateway_archive_vr/listeningpost.dm
index 5f32d82147b..2d794cf7ad2 100644
--- a/maps/gateway_archive_vr/listeningpost.dm
+++ b/maps/gateway_archive_vr/listeningpost.dm
@@ -8,208 +8,6 @@
name = "\improper SpacEx reciept"
info = {"1 x Stechtkin pistol plus ammo - $600
1 x silencer - $200
shipping charge - $4360
total - $5160"}
-
-//////// 2558 ////////
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/april
- name = "\improper April 2558 report"
- info = {"A good start to the operation: intercepted Nanotrasen military communications.
- A convoy is scheduled to transfer nuclear warheads to a new military base. This
- is as good a chance as any to get our hands on some heavy weaponry, I suggest we take it."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/may
- name = "\improper May 2558 report"
- info = {"I have intercepted faint transmissions from what appears to be some sort of pirate
- radio station. They do not appear to be relevant to my assignment. I also learned that
- the NDV Brutus is back in operation after being taken out of commission during our
- attack in March. Ever since Townes got killed, we've lost our eyes on the inside at
- Nanotrasen. Hence my being here..."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/june
- name = "\improper June 2558 Report"
- info = {"Sounds like Nanotrasen stepped up their recruitment efforts. Virgo is no longer a
- secluded research station, and its scientists are no longer hand-picked. This could
- be a major oppertunity for us to start snooping around."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/july
- name = "\improper July 2558 Report"
- info = {"The crew has at least tripled in size since NT got rid of the application-based
- process of recruitment. We've managed to find a few people interested in aiding
- our cause. From atmospherics sabotoge to straight up bombing the place, we've got
- several people ready to go in posing as nothing but more grey tide. It's perfect."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/august
- name = "\improper August 2558 Report"
- info = {"Sounds like our agents have been successful in rattling things up. With their recuitment
- policies laxed, we've been able to carry out several attacks on the VORE. It sounds like
- we're the least of their problems, though. They've discovered a new technology. Something
- they're calling Redspace."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/september
- name = "\improper September 2558 Report"
- info = {"Something REALLY BAD is brewing at the VORE. This Redspace shit seems to have attracted
- the attention of the cult of Nar-Sie. I think Nanotrasen is trying to weaponize it. We
- need to put a stop to this before Nanotrasen can use these weapons against innocent
- people and rival companies."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/october
- name = "\improper October 2558 Report"
- info = {"Oh my god, if it weren't for the impending doom, I'd be laughing my ass off at
- all the hell VORE has put up with this month. Near mutiny over a retarded clown,
- redspace aliens coming to kill them, and then V.G. Station crew getting mixed up
- in a transfer which led to a major riot where DEATHSQUAD had to come clean up the
- mess! We shouldn't have to worry about the VORE, but they know about something
- called the Citadel. Apparently the cultists are trying to use redspace to bring
- in an army from another dimension. We have no time left. We have to strike while
- there's still something worth saving."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/november
- name = "\improper November 2558 Report"
- info = {"Maybe these VORE people aren't so bad after all. Mike says they actually HELPED during
- our (apparently failed) attack on the Citadel. Shame they work for an evil corporation
- like Nanotrasen though. They seem like a group of okay guys. Anyway, beside that, there
- was a lot of commotion at the VORE recently. Space-time anomalies or something. Some
- crazy guy showed up on the station claiming he's from 1945. The crew seems to think it's
- legit though. Maybe he is. I don't think he is though. I'll keep monitoring the situation."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2558/december
- name = "\improper December 2558 Report"
- info = {"We hired a merc to capture their top Redspace scientist Kisuke Gema. Unfortunately, Colonel
- Morgan was a fucking idiot as usual and turned his back for half a second, and the nerd cut
- his fucking head off WITH HIS OWN ENERGY SWORD. At least the asshole didn't get any credit
- for it. Sicko fuck took Morgan's severed head back with him as proof, but some janitor found
- it and got all the credit and a big promotion. Just to add insult to injury, Santa visited
- their station. IN PERSON. Meanwhile all I got was fucking socks... Okay fine I did need the
- socks. It's cold as balls on this outpost... Damn it I'm lonely."}
-
-//////// 2559 ////////
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/january
- name = "\improper January 2559 Report"
- info = {"So, this guy from 1945 is legit. His name is Chase Monroe and he's a former Seargent in
- the USCM or something. Although I feel like the USCM didn't exist in 1945. Also a pirate
- stole one of our ships this month. A week later, the VORE gets attacked by some asshole
- pirate flying one of our ships. Probably the same guy. They managed to take a hostage,
- blow several bombs on the station, and even steal the nuke. VORE's security forces are
- showing serious signs of weakness. Maybe we could exploit this."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/february
- name = "\improper February 2559 Report"
- info = {"Sounds like the World War 2 guy from Earth brought some unwanted friends along. Early
- in the month, a battlecruiser showed up out of nowhere and started shooting up the station
- and Central Command. They even knocked the Brutus out of commission. The Icarus apparently
- sacrificed its self to protect the station and CentCom until the Soviets showed up. I guess
- the Soviets got a beef with these guys too. Sounds like they jacked one of the Soviet's ships.
- Makes sense, because a battleship like that doesn't just appear out of nowhere."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/march
- name = "\improper March 2559 Report"
- info = {"Hard to believe it's already been a year. NT's private navy has been running exercises more
- often than usual. They also replaced the Icarus with a new and more heavily armed cruiser called
- the Daedalus. They also have this new Battlenet AI which brought the VORE crew on a simulated
- reenactment of Operation Magnum. They even had a copy of Townes, played by a cyborg. There have
- been some really cryptic messages popping up though. It's eerily familiar. The message just keeps
- repeating Bible verses and saying 'The Truth will set you free'... It's like what Townes used to
- say about Nanotrasen. The Truth will set us free. The truth about all the atrocities Nanotrasen
- has done over the years."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/april
- name = "\improper April 2559 Report"
- info = {"We were approached today by a man calling himself the 'Werwolf', alleged to be part of that group
- that attacked Nanotrasen in early February. We never understood his motives WHY he attacked them.
- Maybe he was trying to win brownie points with the Syndicate. If that was his goal, he's done well.
- He offered to buy those nukes we stole last year. He also expressed great interest in our singularity
- beacons. He's offered us a huge cache of weapons and a hefty sum in ancient gold and silver artifacts.
- I think we're going to take the deal. When I get confirmation, I'll forward a line to Mike and Dave to
- make the trade."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/may
- name = "\improper May 2559 Report"
- info = {"V.O.R.E. found something. An abandoned space station with a weapon called a mind flayer. There's also
- rumor about some sort of a secret weapon NT was developing; a singularity bomb. Nothing of else of
- real interest to report."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/june
- name = "\improper June 2559 Report"
- info = {"The WW2 guy is dead. Went out in a blaze of glory killing Space Nazis. Mike and Dave are pissed.
- They apparently broke protocol and went to help the V.O.R.E. crew in the attack, and they want to
- keep helping. I know it's unorthodox but I have to side with Mike and Dave on this one. Respectfully
- command, if we do not neutralize this so-called Fourth Reich, we'll have an enemy much worse than
- NanoTrasen to deal with. Curiously, NanoTrasen refuses to officially support helping to remove this
- threat. Possible collaberation?"}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/july
- name = "\improper July 2559 Report"
- info = {"USDF ships have been spotted in the area. Admiral Glenn Pink is on board. This guy went MIA almost
- ten years ago, and now he's back? Why? Apparently he's got some kind of connection with V.O.R.E.'s
- captain Ace. Sounds like they're gearing up to go kick some Nazi ass. It's like a bad action movie
- plot. I don't know who this Admiral Pink is, but I guess Ace has at least a couple friends in high
- places."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/august
- name = "\improper August 2559 Report"
- info = {"So, the reason Admiral Pink showed up in the last report was because these Space Nazis hijacked
- one of his vessels; the USDF Jormungandr or something. Well, the crazy bastards took it back.
- We overheard radio transmissions about some kind of huge mech, bigger than anything we've ever seen
- in regard to exosuits. Tore up the crew bad. Killed a few, wounded all of them, but after-action
- report says someone got close and slapped C4 on its leg while its anti-tank cannon was firing.
- They managed to even capture another one and bring it home. Recommend command try to figure out
- what this mech is, and if we can steal it. Furthermore, Dr. Kisuke Gema was KIA. His mechanical
- arm was destroyed, and with it, all of his genetic information to get around his cloning disorder.
- So he's finally out of our hair."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/september
- name = "\improper September 2559 Report"
- info = {"Of course it's not that simple. The nerd is back from the dead. Wonderful. I don't know how but
- he's back, or they have a fake Kisuke Gema, or whatever bullshit. In other news, the station has
- been slated for demolition. They're shipping a new Mark-3 Exodus-class station from Bay Shipyards
- all the way from the NanoTrasen branch in Nyx. The demolition keeps getting delayed."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/october
- name = "\improper October 2559 Report"
- info = {"Station was demolished and operations were put on pause for a whole week. In other news, captain
- Ace reportedly got a promotion to CentCom but something went wrong. The stronger loyalty implant
- had a negative effect on him and almost killed him. He was quickly demoted back to Captain. This
- could be useful information later. Recommend command investigate thoroughly."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/november
- name = "\improper November 2559 Report"
- info = {"A clown federation owned vessel called the Calypso was discovered in the Virgo system. It was a
- ghost ship. Allegedly everyone on board perished due to a joke so funny that everyone laughed
- themselves to madness, then death. NanoTrasen is trying to cover it up. No one knows why."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2559/december
- name = "\improper December 2559 Report"
- info = {"The V.O.R.E. discovered a new gateway location; a clown temple. We need to send someone to see
- this. Reportedly it's full of tunnel clowns and these mutants called cluwnes. A clown researcher
- came and tried to study the ruins and translate the glyphs, but I guess he discovered the joke.
- I remember listening to him one week just absolutely losing it. Over the command channel, captain
- Ace and the others talked about what they had to do, how he couldn't go back to the clown planet.
- They never said it outright, but I think Ace put him out of his misery. All I know is the clown
- researcher turned up dead. In other news, someone stole the station's entire cloning facility at
- the end of the month right before Xmas. That shit was hilarious. We gotta find who this guy is
- and see if he wants a job. Ask our contacts on station. Surely one of them knows who's behind
- the heist."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2560/january
- name = "\improper January 2560 Report"
- info = {"A group of Akula pirates tried to kidnap Kisuke Gema. They succeded, but their leader died of
- his injuries soon after. The other pirates defected. I wonder why?"}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2560/february
- name = "\improper February 2560 Report"
- info = {"There were a few incidents regarding a redspace anomaly in the chapel but the effects have long
- since subsided. Nothing of major interest otherwise."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2560/march
- name = "\improper March 2560 Report"
- info = {"Very quiet month. Nothing of interest to report. Perhaps the calm before the storm?"}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/year2560/april
- name = "\improper April 2560 Report"
- info = {"A loud, painfully high pitched SSTV signal came across global comms. It seems to be a distress signal
- of some kind. To what, I have no idea. Efforts to trace the signal's origin have fallen inconclusive."}
-
/obj/item/weapon/paper/listneningpost/oddreport
name = "\improper Odd Report"
info = {"I wonder how much longer they will accept my empty reports. They will cancel the case soon without
@@ -218,4 +16,4 @@
If they will not listen to reason, I will detonate the warehouse myself. Maybe some day in the immediate future, space
will be peaceful, though I don't intend to live to see it. And that is why I write this down- it is my sacrifice that
stabilised your worlds, traveller. Spare a thought for me, and please attempt to prevent nuclear proliferation, should
- it ever rear it's ugly head again. -Donk Co. Operative #451"}
\ No newline at end of file
+ it ever rear it's ugly head again. -Donk Co. Operative #451"}
diff --git a/maps/gateway_vr/listeningpost.dm b/maps/gateway_vr/listeningpost.dm
index 3483d826bb0..c7504ff740d 100644
--- a/maps/gateway_vr/listeningpost.dm
+++ b/maps/gateway_vr/listeningpost.dm
@@ -15,208 +15,6 @@
name = "\improper SpacEx reciept"
info = {"1 x Stechtkin pistol plus ammo - $600
1 x silencer - $200
shipping charge - $4360
total - $5160"}
-
-//////// 2558 ////////
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/april
- name = "\improper April 2558 report"
- info = {"A good start to the operation: intercepted Nanotrasen military communications.
- A convoy is scheduled to transfer nuclear warheads to a new military base. This
- is as good a chance as any to get our hands on some heavy weaponry, I suggest we take it."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/may
- name = "\improper May 2558 report"
- info = {"I have intercepted faint transmissions from what appears to be some sort of pirate
- radio station. They do not appear to be relevant to my assignment. I also learned that
- the NDV Brutus is back in operation after being taken out of commission during our
- attack in March. Ever since Townes got killed, we've lost our eyes on the inside at
- Nanotrasen. Hence my being here..."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/june
- name = "\improper June 2558 Report"
- info = {"Sounds like Nanotrasen stepped up their recruitment efforts. Virgo is no longer a
- secluded research station, and its scientists are no longer hand-picked. This could
- be a major oppertunity for us to start snooping around."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/july
- name = "\improper July 2558 Report"
- info = {"The crew has at least tripled in size since NT got rid of the application-based
- process of recruitment. We've managed to find a few people interested in aiding
- our cause. From atmospherics sabotoge to straight up bombing the place, we've got
- several people ready to go in posing as nothing but more grey tide. It's perfect."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/august
- name = "\improper August 2558 Report"
- info = {"Sounds like our agents have been successful in rattling things up. With their recuitment
- policies laxed, we've been able to carry out several attacks on the VORE. It sounds like
- we're the least of their problems, though. They've discovered a new technology. Something
- they're calling Redspace."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/september
- name = "\improper September 2558 Report"
- info = {"Something REALLY BAD is brewing at the VORE. This Redspace shit seems to have attracted
- the attention of the cult of Nar-Sie. I think Nanotrasen is trying to weaponize it. We
- need to put a stop to this before Nanotrasen can use these weapons against innocent
- people and rival companies."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/october
- name = "\improper October 2558 Report"
- info = {"Oh my god, if it weren't for the impending doom, I'd be laughing my ass off at
- all the hell VORE has put up with this month. Near mutiny over a retarded clown,
- redspace aliens coming to kill them, and then V.G. Station crew getting mixed up
- in a transfer which led to a major riot where DEATHSQUAD had to come clean up the
- mess! We shouldn't have to worry about the VORE, but they know about something
- called the Citadel. Apparently the cultists are trying to use redspace to bring
- in an army from another dimension. We have no time left. We have to strike while
- there's still something worth saving."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/november
- name = "\improper November 2558 Report"
- info = {"Maybe these VORE people aren't so bad after all. Mike says they actually HELPED during
- our (apparently failed) attack on the Citadel. Shame they work for an evil corporation
- like Nanotrasen though. They seem like a group of okay guys. Anyway, beside that, there
- was a lot of commotion at the VORE recently. Space-time anomalies or something. Some
- crazy guy showed up on the station claiming he's from 1945. The crew seems to think it's
- legit though. Maybe he is. I don't think he is though. I'll keep monitoring the situation."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2558/december
- name = "\improper December 2558 Report"
- info = {"We hired a merc to capture their top Redspace scientist Kisuke Gema. Unfortunately, Colonel
- Morgan was a fucking idiot as usual and turned his back for half a second, and the nerd cut
- his fucking head off WITH HIS OWN ENERGY SWORD. At least the asshole didn't get any credit
- for it. Sicko fuck took Morgan's severed head back with him as proof, but some janitor found
- it and got all the credit and a big promotion. Just to add insult to injury, Santa visited
- their station. IN PERSON. Meanwhile all I got was fucking socks... Okay fine I did need the
- socks. It's cold as balls on this outpost... Damn it I'm lonely."}
-
-//////// 2559 ////////
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/january
- name = "\improper January 2559 Report"
- info = {"So, this guy from 1945 is legit. His name is Chase Monroe and he's a former Seargent in
- the USCM or something. Although I feel like the USCM didn't exist in 1945. Also a pirate
- stole one of our ships this month. A week later, the VORE gets attacked by some asshole
- pirate flying one of our ships. Probably the same guy. They managed to take a hostage,
- blow several bombs on the station, and even steal the nuke. VORE's security forces are
- showing serious signs of weakness. Maybe we could exploit this."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/february
- name = "\improper February 2559 Report"
- info = {"Sounds like the World War 2 guy from Earth brought some unwanted friends along. Early
- in the month, a battlecruiser showed up out of nowhere and started shooting up the station
- and Central Command. They even knocked the Brutus out of commission. The Icarus apparently
- sacrificed its self to protect the station and CentCom until the Soviets showed up. I guess
- the Soviets got a beef with these guys too. Sounds like they jacked one of the Soviet's ships.
- Makes sense, because a battleship like that doesn't just appear out of nowhere."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/march
- name = "\improper March 2559 Report"
- info = {"Hard to believe it's already been a year. NT's private navy has been running exercises more
- often than usual. They also replaced the Icarus with a new and more heavily armed cruiser called
- the Daedalus. They also have this new Battlenet AI which brought the VORE crew on a simulated
- reenactment of Operation Magnum. They even had a copy of Townes, played by a cyborg. There have
- been some really cryptic messages popping up though. It's eerily familiar. The message just keeps
- repeating Bible verses and saying 'The Truth will set you free'... It's like what Townes used to
- say about Nanotrasen. The Truth will set us free. The truth about all the atrocities Nanotrasen
- has done over the years."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/april
- name = "\improper April 2559 Report"
- info = {"We were approached today by a man calling himself the 'Werwolf', alleged to be part of that group
- that attacked Nanotrasen in early February. We never understood his motives WHY he attacked them.
- Maybe he was trying to win brownie points with the Syndicate. If that was his goal, he's done well.
- He offered to buy those nukes we stole last year. He also expressed great interest in our singularity
- beacons. He's offered us a huge cache of weapons and a hefty sum in ancient gold and silver artifacts.
- I think we're going to take the deal. When I get confirmation, I'll forward a line to Mike and Dave to
- make the trade."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/may
- name = "\improper May 2559 Report"
- info = {"V.O.R.E. found something. An abandoned space station with a weapon called a mind flayer. There's also
- rumor about some sort of a secret weapon NT was developing; a singularity bomb. Nothing of else of
- real interest to report."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/june
- name = "\improper June 2559 Report"
- info = {"The WW2 guy is dead. Went out in a blaze of glory killing Space Nazis. Mike and Dave are pissed.
- They apparently broke protocol and went to help the V.O.R.E. crew in the attack, and they want to
- keep helping. I know it's unorthodox but I have to side with Mike and Dave on this one. Respectfully
- command, if we do not neutralize this so-called Fourth Reich, we'll have an enemy much worse than
- NanoTrasen to deal with. Curiously, NanoTrasen refuses to officially support helping to remove this
- threat. Possible collaberation?"}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/july
- name = "\improper July 2559 Report"
- info = {"USDF ships have been spotted in the area. Admiral Glenn Pink is on board. This guy went MIA almost
- ten years ago, and now he's back? Why? Apparently he's got some kind of connection with V.O.R.E.'s
- captain Ace. Sounds like they're gearing up to go kick some Nazi ass. It's like a bad action movie
- plot. I don't know who this Admiral Pink is, but I guess Ace has at least a couple friends in high
- places."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/august
- name = "\improper August 2559 Report"
- info = {"So, the reason Admiral Pink showed up in the last report was because these Space Nazis hijacked
- one of his vessels; the USDF Jormungandr or something. Well, the crazy bastards took it back.
- We overheard radio transmissions about some kind of huge mech, bigger than anything we've ever seen
- in regard to exosuits. Tore up the crew bad. Killed a few, wounded all of them, but after-action
- report says someone got close and slapped C4 on its leg while its anti-tank cannon was firing.
- They managed to even capture another one and bring it home. Recommend command try to figure out
- what this mech is, and if we can steal it. Furthermore, Dr. Kisuke Gema was KIA. His mechanical
- arm was destroyed, and with it, all of his genetic information to get around his cloning disorder.
- So he's finally out of our hair."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/september
- name = "\improper September 2559 Report"
- info = {"Of course it's not that simple. The nerd is back from the dead. Wonderful. I don't know how but
- he's back, or they have a fake Kisuke Gema, or whatever bullshit. In other news, the station has
- been slated for demolition. They're shipping a new Mark-3 Exodus-class station from Bay Shipyards
- all the way from the NanoTrasen branch in Nyx. The demolition keeps getting delayed."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/october
- name = "\improper October 2559 Report"
- info = {"Station was demolished and operations were put on pause for a whole week. In other news, captain
- Ace reportedly got a promotion to CentCom but something went wrong. The stronger loyalty implant
- had a negative effect on him and almost killed him. He was quickly demoted back to Captain. This
- could be useful information later. Recommend command investigate thoroughly."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/november
- name = "\improper November 2559 Report"
- info = {"A clown federation owned vessel called the Calypso was discovered in the Virgo system. It was a
- ghost ship. Allegedly everyone on board perished due to a joke so funny that everyone laughed
- themselves to madness, then death. NanoTrasen is trying to cover it up. No one knows why."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2559/december
- name = "\improper December 2559 Report"
- info = {"The V.O.R.E. discovered a new gateway location; a clown temple. We need to send someone to see
- this. Reportedly it's full of tunnel clowns and these mutants called cluwnes. A clown researcher
- came and tried to study the ruins and translate the glyphs, but I guess he discovered the joke.
- I remember listening to him one week just absolutely losing it. Over the command channel, captain
- Ace and the others talked about what they had to do, how he couldn't go back to the clown planet.
- They never said it outright, but I think Ace put him out of his misery. All I know is the clown
- researcher turned up dead. In other news, someone stole the station's entire cloning facility at
- the end of the month right before Xmas. That shit was hilarious. We gotta find who this guy is
- and see if he wants a job. Ask our contacts on station. Surely one of them knows who's behind
- the heist."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2560/january
- name = "\improper January 2560 Report"
- info = {"A group of Akula pirates tried to kidnap Kisuke Gema. They succeded, but their leader died of
- his injuries soon after. The other pirates defected. I wonder why?"}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2560/february
- name = "\improper February 2560 Report"
- info = {"There were a few incidents regarding a redspace anomaly in the chapel but the effects have long
- since subsided. Nothing of major interest otherwise."}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2560/march
- name = "\improper March 2560 Report"
- info = {"Very quiet month. Nothing of interest to report. Perhaps the calm before the storm?"}
-
-/obj/item/weapon/paper/listeningpost/year2560/april
- name = "\improper April 2560 Report"
- info = {"A loud, painfully high pitched SSTV signal came across global comms. It seems to be a distress signal
- of some kind. To what, I have no idea. Efforts to trace the signal's origin have fallen inconclusive."}
-
/obj/item/weapon/paper/crumpled/listeningpost/fanfiction
name = "\improper Regarding Latest Report"
info = {"I swear to god, Dave, if you send us your stupid 'Futuristic version of VORE' fanfiction instead of actual
@@ -229,4 +27,4 @@
Any facility recieving this notice is to collect all valuable equipment and data, then fly to the closest general facility
for debrief and reassignment. And to those outdated trashy outposts specifically: all data must be digital. If it's not already,
make it so. Most importantly, remember: we're at a truce now. No shooting NT goons unless they start getting frisky with restricted areas.
- And don't fucking forget to debrief Dave's listening post again."}
\ No newline at end of file
+ And don't fucking forget to debrief Dave's listening post again."}
diff --git a/maps/gateway_vr/listeningpost.dmm b/maps/gateway_vr/listeningpost.dmm
index 6c2d6b2fb97..3d32c77f5bd 100644
--- a/maps/gateway_vr/listeningpost.dmm
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@@ -97,31 +97,6 @@
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