diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/traits/negative.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/traits/negative.dm
index 3923b7ced15..d2e9eb74d7d 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/traits/negative.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/traits/negative.dm
@@ -738,3 +738,14 @@
 	custom_only = TRUE
 	var_changes = list("flags" = NO_SLEEVE | NO_DEFIB)
 	excludes = list(/datum/trait/negative/nodefib, /datum/trait/negative/noresleeve)
+
+// Why put this on Xenochimera of all species? I have no idea, but someone may be enough of a lunatic to take it.
+/datum/trait/negative/neural_hypersensitivity/xenochimera
+	sort = TRAIT_SORT_SPECIES
+	allowed_species = list(SPECIES_XENOCHIMERA)
+	name = "Xenochimera: Neural Hypersensitivity"
+	desc = "Despite your evolutionary efforts, you are unusually sensitive to pain. \
+	Given your species' typical reactions to pain, this can only end well for you!"
+	cost = 0
+	category = 0
+	custom_only = FALSE
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/traits/neutral.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/traits/neutral.dm
index a7c48abf8c6..0cc14f6a479 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/traits/neutral.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/traits/neutral.dm
@@ -1436,3 +1436,57 @@
 	..()
 	H.touch_reaction_flags |= SPECIES_TRAIT_PERSONAL_BUBBLE
 	add_verb(H, /mob/living/proc/toggle_personal_space)
+
+/* // Commented out in lieu of finding a better solution.
+/datum/trait/neutral/coldadapt/xenochimera
+	sort = TRAIT_SORT_SPECIES
+	allowed_species = list(SPECIES_XENOCHIMERA)
+	name = "Xenochimera: Temp. Adapted, Cold"
+	desc = "You have adapted to withstand much colder temperatures than other species, and can even be comfortable in extremely cold environments. You are also more vulnerable to hot environments, and have a lower body temperature as a consequence of these adaptations, thanks to your evolutionary efforts."
+	cost = 0
+	category = 0
+	can_take = ORGANICS // (Not sure if this is needed for Xenochimera-specific sub-version.)
+	custom_only = FALSE
+	excludes = list(/datum/trait/neutral/hotadapt, /datum/trait/neutral/hotadapt/xenochimera)
+/datum/trait/neutral/hotadapt/xenochimera
+	sort = TRAIT_SORT_SPECIES
+	allowed_species = list(SPECIES_XENOCHIMERA)
+	name = "Xenochimera: Temp. Adapted, Heat"
+	desc = "You have adapted to withstand much hotter temperatures than other species, and can even be comfortable in extremely hot environments. You are also more vulnerable to cold environments, and have a higher body temperature as a consequence of these adaptations, thanks to your evolutionary efforts."
+	cost = 0
+	category = 0
+	can_take = ORGANICS // negates the need for suit coolers entirely for synths, so no. (Not sure if this is needed for Xenochimera-specific sub-version.)
+	custom_only = FALSE
+	excludes = list(/datum/trait/neutral/coldadapt, /datum/trait/neutral/coldadapt/xenochimera)
+*/
+
+/datum/trait/neutral/autohiss_unathi/xenochimera
+	sort = TRAIT_SORT_SPECIES
+	allowed_species = list(SPECIES_XENOCHIMERA)
+	name = "Xenochimera: Autohiss (Unathi)"
+	desc = "You roll your S's and x's"
+	cost = 0
+	custom_only = FALSE
+	var_changes = list(
+	autohiss_basic_map = list(
+			"s" = list("ss", "sss", "ssss")
+		),
+	autohiss_extra_map = list(
+			"x" = list("ks", "kss", "ksss")
+		),
+	autohiss_exempt = list("Sinta'unathi"))
+	excludes = list(/datum/trait/neutral/autohiss_tajaran)
+
+/datum/trait/neutral/autohiss_tajaran/xenochimera
+	sort = TRAIT_SORT_SPECIES
+	allowed_species = list(SPECIES_XENOCHIMERA)
+	name = "Xenochimera: Autohiss (Tajaran)"
+	desc = "You roll your R's."
+	cost = 0
+	custom_only = FALSE
+	var_changes = list(
+	autohiss_basic_map = list(
+			"r" = list("rr", "rrr", "rrrr")
+		),
+	autohiss_exempt = list("Siik"))
+	excludes = list(/datum/trait/neutral/autohiss_unathi)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/traits/positive.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/traits/positive.dm
index e6463e4300a..8f205f23383 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/traits/positive.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/traits/positive.dm
@@ -393,3 +393,68 @@
 	cost = 2
 	custom_only = TRUE
 	var_changes = list("flags" = NO_DNA)
+
+/datum/trait/positive/weaver/xenochimera
+	sort = TRAIT_SORT_SPECIES
+	allowed_species = list(SPECIES_XENOCHIMERA)
+	name = "Xenochimera: Weaver"
+	desc = "You've evolved your body to produce silk that you can fashion into articles of clothing and other objects."
+	cost = 0
+	category = 0
+	custom_only = FALSE
+
+/datum/trait/positive/hardfeet/xenochimera
+	sort = TRAIT_SORT_SPECIES
+	allowed_species = list(SPECIES_XENOCHIMERA)
+	name = "Xenochimera: Hard Feet"
+	desc = "Your body has adapted to make your feet immune to glass shards, whether by developing hooves, chitin, or just horrible callous."
+	cost = 0
+	category = 0
+	custom_only = FALSE
+
+/datum/trait/positive/melee_attack_fangs/xenochimera
+	sort = TRAIT_SORT_SPECIES
+	allowed_species = list(SPECIES_XENOCHIMERA)
+	name = "Xenochimera: Sharp Melee & Numbing Fangs"
+	desc = "Your hunting instincts manifest in earnest! You have grown numbing fangs alongside your naturally grown hunting weapons."
+	cost = 0
+	category = 0
+	custom_only = FALSE
+	var_changes = list("unarmed_types" = list(/datum/unarmed_attack/stomp, /datum/unarmed_attack/kick, /datum/unarmed_attack/claws/chimera, /datum/unarmed_attack/bite/sharp, /datum/unarmed_attack/bite/sharp/numbing)) // Fixes the parent forgetting to add 'chimera-specific claws
+
+/datum/trait/positive/snowwalker/xenochimera
+	sort = TRAIT_SORT_SPECIES
+	allowed_species = list(SPECIES_XENOCHIMERA)
+	name = "Xenochimera: Snow Walker"
+	desc = "You've adapted to traversing snowy terrain. Snow does not slow you down!"
+	cost = 0
+	category = 0
+	custom_only = FALSE
+
+/datum/trait/positive/aquatic/xenochimera
+	sort = TRAIT_SORT_SPECIES
+	allowed_species = list(SPECIES_XENOCHIMERA)
+	name = "Xenochimera: Aquatic"
+	desc = "You can breathe under water and can traverse water more efficiently. Additionally, you can eat others in the water."
+	cost = 0
+	category = 0
+	excludes = list(/datum/trait/positive/winged_flight/xenochimera)
+	custom_only = FALSE
+
+/datum/trait/positive/winged_flight/xenochimera
+	sort = TRAIT_SORT_SPECIES
+	allowed_species = list(SPECIES_XENOCHIMERA)
+	name = "Xenochhimera: Winged Flight"
+	desc = "Allows you to fly by using your wings. Don't forget to bring them!"
+	cost = 0
+	excludes = list(/datum/trait/positive/aquatic/xenochimera)
+	custom_only = FALSE
+
+/datum/trait/positive/cocoon_tf/xenochimera
+	sort = TRAIT_SORT_SPECIES
+	allowed_species = list(SPECIES_XENOCHIMERA)
+	custom_only = FALSE
+	name = "Xenochimera: Cocoon Spinner"
+	desc = "Allows you to build a cocoon around yourself, using it to transform your body if you desire."
+	cost = 0
+	category = 0