diff --git a/code/game/objects/items.dm b/code/game/objects/items.dm
index 394ba104153..8c527334c07 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items.dm
@@ -943,3 +943,8 @@ modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm if you die, you will be zoomed out.
 // Like the above, but used for RPED sorting of parts.
 /obj/item/proc/rped_rating()
 	return get_rating()
+
+/// How are you described if at all when in pockets (or other 'usually not visible' places)
+/obj/item/proc/pocket_description(mob/haver, mob/examiner)
+	return null // most things are hidden
+	
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/pouches.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/pouches.dm
index 9eaf318c2b7..38d0660894a 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/pouches.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/pouches.dm
@@ -44,6 +44,9 @@
 
 	return FALSE
 
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/pocket_description(mob/haver, mob/examiner)
+	return "[src]"
+
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/pouch/large
 	name = "storage pouch (large)"
 	desc = "This storage pouch can be used to provide a good amount of additional storage for quick access."
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm
index a3c75b649dc..fa75fb5e912 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm
@@ -133,6 +133,18 @@
 				if(accessories_visible.len)
 					tie_msg += " Attached to it is [english_list(accessories_visible)]."
 
+		var/list/pocket_msg
+		if(l_store)
+			var/l_store_message = l_store.pocket_description(src, user)
+			if(l_store_message)
+				LAZYADD(pocket_msg, l_store_message)
+		if(r_store)
+			var/r_store_message = r_store.pocket_description(src, user)
+			if(r_store_message)
+				LAZYADD(pocket_msg, r_store_message)
+		if(LAZYLEN(pocket_msg))
+			tie_msg += " Near the waist it has [english_list(pocket_msg)]."
+		
 		if(w_uniform.blood_DNA)
 			msg += "<span class='warning'>[T.He] [T.is] wearing [bicon(w_uniform)] [w_uniform.gender==PLURAL?"some":"a"] [(w_uniform.blood_color != SYNTH_BLOOD_COLOUR) ? "blood" : "oil"]-stained [w_uniform.name]![tie_msg]</span>"
 		else