diff --git a/code/modules/resleeving/machines.dm b/code/modules/resleeving/machines.dm
index 3df3ff8053b..22bfa33d6ae 100644
--- a/code/modules/resleeving/machines.dm
+++ b/code/modules/resleeving/machines.dm
@@ -85,7 +85,7 @@
 		H.add_modifier(modifier_type)
 
 	//Apply damage
-	H.adjustCloneLoss((H.getMaxHealth() - config.health_threshold_dead)*-0.75)
+	H.adjustCloneLoss((H.getMaxHealth()*1.5)
 	H.Paralyse(4)
 	H.updatehealth()
 
diff --git a/code/modules/resleeving/resleeving_sickness.dm b/code/modules/resleeving/resleeving_sickness.dm
index 6729b6f7297..d98ff952d94 100644
--- a/code/modules/resleeving/resleeving_sickness.dm
+++ b/code/modules/resleeving/resleeving_sickness.dm
@@ -3,14 +3,12 @@
 	desc = "You feel rather weak, having been sleeved not so long ago."
 	stacks = MODIFIER_STACK_EXTEND
 
-	on_created_text = "<span class='warning'><font size='3'>You feel frail and unfocused.</font></span>"
-	on_expired_text = "<span class='notice'><font size='3'>You feel your resilience and focus return to you.</font></span>"
+	on_created_text = "<span class='warning'><font size='3'>You feel weak and unfocused.</font></span>"
+	on_expired_text = "<span class='notice'><font size='3'>You feel your strength and focus return to you.</font></span>"
 
-	incoming_brute_damage_percent = 1.1			// 30% more incoming brute damage.
-	incoming_fire_damage_percent = 1.1			// 30% more incoming burn damage.
-	incoming_hal_damage_percent = 1.5			// 50% more incoming agony.
-	outgoing_melee_damage_percent = 0.75		// 25% less melee damage.
-	disable_duration_percent = 1.5	 			// 50% longer stuns.
-	evasion = -20								// 20% easier to hit.
-	accuracy = -30								// 30% less accurate.
-	accuracy_dispersion	= 15					// 15% less precise.
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+	incoming_hal_damage_percent = 2				// 100% more incoming agony.
+	outgoing_melee_damage_percent = 0.6			// 60% less melee damage.
+	disable_duration_percent = 2	 			// 100% longer stuns.
+	evasion = -50								// 50% easier to hit.
+	accuracy = -66								// 66% less accurate.
+	accuracy_dispersion	= 30					// 30% less precise.
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