diff --git a/code/datums/mind.dm b/code/datums/mind.dm
index 769f7707eaf..fb8a134c5ad 100644
--- a/code/datums/mind.dm
+++ b/code/datums/mind.dm
@@ -707,7 +707,8 @@ datum/mind
 					var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = current
 					del(H.belt)
 					del(H.back)
-					del(H.ears)
+					del(H.l_ear)
+					del(H.r_ear)
 					del(H.gloves)
 					del(H.head)
 					del(H.shoes)
@@ -989,7 +990,8 @@ datum/mind
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = current
 			del(H.belt)
 			del(H.back)
-			del(H.ears)
+			del(H.l_ear)
+			del(H.r_ear)
 			del(H.gloves)
 			del(H.head)
 			del(H.shoes)
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/events/space_ninja.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/events/space_ninja.dm
index 437b5be0c23..c3b77d5f875 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/events/space_ninja.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/events/space_ninja.dm
@@ -534,7 +534,7 @@ As such, it's hard-coded for now. No reason for it not to be, really.
 		del(gloves)
 
 	var/obj/item/device/radio/R = new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(src)
-	equip_to_slot_or_del(R, slot_ears)
+	equip_to_slot_or_del(R, slot_l_ear)
 	if(gender==FEMALE)
 		equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/color/blackf(src), slot_w_uniform)
 	else
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/game_mode.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/game_mode.dm
index a78e8dd8ae0..83c77f24a87 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/game_mode.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/game_mode.dm
@@ -248,7 +248,7 @@ Implants;
 	for (var/obj/machinery/computer/communications/comm in machines)
 		if (!(comm.stat & (BROKEN | NOPOWER)) && comm.prints_intercept)
 			var/obj/item/weapon/paper/intercept = new /obj/item/weapon/paper( comm.loc )
-			intercept.name = "paper- 'Cent. Com. Status Summary'"
+			intercept.name = "paper - 'Cent. Com. Status Summary'"
 			intercept.info = intercepttext
 
 			comm.messagetitle.Add("Cent. Com. Status Summary")
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/nuclear/nuclear.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/nuclear/nuclear.dm
index d014ba09608..be688554147 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/nuclear/nuclear.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/nuclear/nuclear.dm
@@ -205,7 +205,7 @@
 
 	var/obj/item/device/radio/R = new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/syndicate(synd_mob)
 	R.set_frequency(radio_freq)
-	synd_mob.equip_to_slot_or_del(R, slot_ears)
+	synd_mob.equip_to_slot_or_del(R, slot_l_ear)
 
 	synd_mob.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/syndicate(synd_mob), slot_w_uniform)
 	synd_mob.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/black(synd_mob), slot_shoes)
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/revolution/rp_revolution.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/revolution/rp_revolution.dm
index 98923b49eef..06573263bee 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/revolution/rp_revolution.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/revolution/rp_revolution.dm
@@ -233,7 +233,7 @@
 	for (var/obj/machinery/computer/communications/comm in world)
 		if (!(comm.stat & (BROKEN | NOPOWER)) && comm.prints_intercept)
 			var/obj/item/weapon/paper/intercept = new /obj/item/weapon/paper( comm.loc )
-			intercept.name = "paper- 'Cent. Com. Announcement'"
+			intercept.name = "paper - 'Cent. Com. Announcement'"
 			intercept.info = message
 
 			comm.messagetitle.Add("Cent. Com. Announcement")
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/setupgame.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/setupgame.dm
index 0168bbf2049..53d90a7e98c 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/setupgame.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/setupgame.dm
@@ -95,14 +95,14 @@
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/M = new /mob/living/carbon/human(A.loc)
 			M.real_name = "Corpse"
 			M.death()
-			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_eng(M), slot_ears)
+			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_eng(M), slot_l_ear)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/pda/engineering(M), slot_belt)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/engineer(M), slot_w_uniform)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/orange(M), slot_shoes)
 		//	M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/toolbox/mechanical(M), slot_l_hand)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/yellow(M), slot_gloves)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/t_scanner(M), slot_r_store)
-			//M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(M), slot_ears)
+			//M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(M), slot_l_ear)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack(M), slot_back)
 			if (prob(50))
 				M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas(M), slot_wear_mask)
@@ -117,7 +117,7 @@
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/M = new /mob/living/carbon/human(A.loc)
 			M.real_name = "Corpse"
 			M.death()
-			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_eng(M), slot_ears)
+			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_eng(M), slot_l_ear)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/tank/emergency_oxygen(M), slot_belt)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/engineer(M), slot_w_uniform)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/orange(M), slot_shoes)
@@ -140,7 +140,7 @@
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/M = new /mob/living/carbon/human(A.loc)
 			M.real_name = "Corpse"
 			M.death()
-			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_eng(M), slot_ears)
+			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_eng(M), slot_l_ear)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/utilitybelt(M), slot_belt)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/chief_engineer(M), slot_w_uniform)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/orange(M), slot_shoes)
@@ -161,7 +161,7 @@
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/M = new /mob/living/carbon/human(A.loc)
 			M.real_name = "Corpse"
 			M.death()
-			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(M), slot_ears)
+			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(M), slot_l_ear)
 			//M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/gun/revolver(M), slot_belt)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/syndicate(M), slot_w_uniform)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/black(M), slot_shoes)
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/wizard.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/wizard.dm
index ba5700b1df3..add8ee00a66 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/wizard.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/wizard/wizard.dm
@@ -162,7 +162,7 @@
 	del(wizard_mob.r_store)
 	del(wizard_mob.l_store)
 
-	wizard_mob.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(wizard_mob), slot_ears)
+	wizard_mob.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(wizard_mob), slot_l_ear)
 	wizard_mob.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/lightpurple(wizard_mob), slot_w_uniform)
 	wizard_mob.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/sandal(wizard_mob), slot_shoes)
 	wizard_mob.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/suit/wizrobe(wizard_mob), slot_wear_suit)
diff --git a/code/game/hud.dm b/code/game/hud.dm
index 04399852886..99042bdef9f 100644
--- a/code/game/hud.dm
+++ b/code/game/hud.dm
@@ -79,7 +79,8 @@
 
 #define ui_glasses "1:6,3:9"
 #define ui_mask "2:8,3:9"
-#define ui_ears "3:10,3:9"
+#define ui_l_ear "3:10,3:9"
+#define ui_r_ear "3:10,4:11"
 
 #define ui_head "2:8,4:11"
 
@@ -214,7 +215,8 @@ datum/hud/New(mob/owner)
 		if(inventory_shown && hud_shown)
 			if(H.shoes)		H.shoes.screen_loc = ui_shoes
 			if(H.gloves)	H.gloves.screen_loc = ui_gloves
-			if(H.ears)		H.ears.screen_loc = ui_ears
+			if(H.l_ear)		H.l_ear.screen_loc = ui_l_ear
+			if(H.r_ear)		H.r_ear.screen_loc = ui_r_ear
 			if(H.glasses)	H.glasses.screen_loc = ui_glasses
 			if(H.w_uniform)	H.w_uniform.screen_loc = ui_iclothing
 			if(H.wear_suit)	H.wear_suit.screen_loc = ui_oclothing
@@ -223,7 +225,8 @@ datum/hud/New(mob/owner)
 		else
 			if(H.shoes)		H.shoes.screen_loc = null
 			if(H.gloves)	H.gloves.screen_loc = null
-			if(H.ears)		H.ears.screen_loc = null
+			if(H.l_ear)		H.l_ear.screen_loc = null
+			if(H.r_ear)		H.r_ear.screen_loc = null
 			if(H.glasses)	H.glasses.screen_loc = null
 			if(H.w_uniform)	H.w_uniform.screen_loc = null
 			if(H.wear_suit)	H.wear_suit.screen_loc = null
diff --git a/code/game/jobs/job/captain.dm b/code/game/jobs/job/captain.dm
index 38cb9d10be7..7d93bdb3253 100644
--- a/code/game/jobs/job/captain.dm
+++ b/code/game/jobs/job/captain.dm
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@
 	minimal_player_age = 14
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H)	return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/captain(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/captain(H), slot_l_ear)
 		switch(H.backbag)
 			if(2) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/captain(H), slot_back)
 			if(3) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel_cap(H), slot_back)
@@ -70,7 +70,7 @@
 
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H)	return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/hop(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/hop(H), slot_l_ear)
 		switch(H.backbag)
 			if(2) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack(H), slot_back)
 			if(3) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel_norm(H), slot_back)
diff --git a/code/game/jobs/job/civilian.dm b/code/game/jobs/job/civilian.dm
index 8d9e0875dc9..ce7c3968f3a 100644
--- a/code/game/jobs/job/civilian.dm
+++ b/code/game/jobs/job/civilian.dm
@@ -116,7 +116,7 @@
 
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H)	return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_cargo(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_cargo(H), slot_l_ear)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/cargo(H), slot_w_uniform)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/brown(H), slot_shoes)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/pda/quartermaster(H), slot_belt)
@@ -146,7 +146,7 @@
 
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H)	return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_cargo(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_cargo(H), slot_l_ear)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/cargotech(H), slot_w_uniform)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/black(H), slot_shoes)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/pda/cargo(H), slot_belt)
@@ -174,7 +174,7 @@
 
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H)	return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_cargo (H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_cargo (H), slot_l_ear)
 		switch(H.backbag)
 			if(2) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/industrial(H), slot_back)
 			if(3) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel_eng(H), slot_back)
@@ -342,7 +342,7 @@
 
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H)	return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_sec(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_sec(H), slot_l_ear)
 		switch(H.backbag)
 			if(2) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack(H), slot_back)
 			if(3) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel_norm(H), slot_back)
diff --git a/code/game/jobs/job/engineering.dm b/code/game/jobs/job/engineering.dm
index 3ab06c4e389..246d3eb3f01 100644
--- a/code/game/jobs/job/engineering.dm
+++ b/code/game/jobs/job/engineering.dm
@@ -22,7 +22,7 @@
 
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H)	return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/ce(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/ce(H), slot_l_ear)
 		switch(H.backbag)
 			if(2) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/industrial(H), slot_back)
 			if(3) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel_eng(H), slot_back)
@@ -57,7 +57,7 @@
 
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H)	return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_eng(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_eng(H), slot_l_ear)
 		switch(H.backbag)
 			if(2) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/industrial(H), slot_back)
 			if(3) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel_eng(H), slot_back)
@@ -91,7 +91,7 @@
 
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H)	return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_eng(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_eng(H), slot_l_ear)
 		switch(H.backbag)
 			if(2) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack(H), slot_back)
 			if(3) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel_norm(H), slot_back)
diff --git a/code/game/jobs/job/medical.dm b/code/game/jobs/job/medical.dm
index 22dd096bcca..1303976b131 100644
--- a/code/game/jobs/job/medical.dm
+++ b/code/game/jobs/job/medical.dm
@@ -19,7 +19,7 @@
 
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H)	return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/cmo(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/cmo(H), slot_l_ear)
 		switch(H.backbag)
 			if(2) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/medic(H), slot_back)
 			if(3) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel_med(H), slot_back)
@@ -53,7 +53,7 @@
 
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H)	return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_med(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_med(H), slot_l_ear)
 		switch(H.backbag)
 			if(2) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/medic(H), slot_back)
 			if(3) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel_med(H), slot_back)
@@ -115,7 +115,7 @@
 
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H)	return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_med(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_med(H), slot_l_ear)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/chemist(H), slot_w_uniform)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/white(H), slot_shoes)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/pda/chemist(H), slot_belt)
@@ -143,7 +143,7 @@
 
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H)	return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_medsci(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_medsci(H), slot_l_ear)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/geneticist(H), slot_w_uniform)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/white(H), slot_shoes)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/pda/geneticist(H), slot_belt)
@@ -171,7 +171,7 @@
 
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H)	return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_med(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_med(H), slot_l_ear)
 		switch(H.backbag)
 			if(2) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/medic(H), slot_back)
 			if(3) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel_med(H), slot_back)
@@ -204,7 +204,7 @@
 
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H)	return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_med(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_med(H), slot_l_ear)
 		switch(H.backbag)
 			if(2) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/medic(H), slot_back)
 			if(3) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel_med(H), slot_back)
diff --git a/code/game/jobs/job/science.dm b/code/game/jobs/job/science.dm
index fbfe286e484..c4c117b260c 100644
--- a/code/game/jobs/job/science.dm
+++ b/code/game/jobs/job/science.dm
@@ -21,7 +21,7 @@
 
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H)	return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/rd(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/rd(H), slot_l_ear)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/brown(H), slot_shoes)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/research_director(H), slot_w_uniform)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/pda/heads/rd(H), slot_belt)
@@ -50,7 +50,7 @@
 
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H)	return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_sci(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_sci(H), slot_l_ear)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/scientist(H), slot_w_uniform)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/white(H), slot_shoes)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/pda/toxins(H), slot_belt)
@@ -77,7 +77,7 @@
 
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H) return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_sci(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_sci(H), slot_l_ear)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/scientist(H), slot_w_uniform)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/white(H), slot_shoes)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/pda/toxins(H), slot_belt)
@@ -104,7 +104,7 @@
 
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H)	return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_sci(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_sci(H), slot_l_ear)
 		if(H.backbag == 2) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack(H), slot_back)
 		if(H.backbag == 3) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel_norm(H), slot_back)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/roboticist(H), slot_w_uniform)
diff --git a/code/game/jobs/job/security.dm b/code/game/jobs/job/security.dm
index dd04b9cbac7..b8f91554d47 100644
--- a/code/game/jobs/job/security.dm
+++ b/code/game/jobs/job/security.dm
@@ -25,7 +25,7 @@
 			if(2) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/security(H), slot_back)
 			if(3) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel_sec(H), slot_back)
 			if(4) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel(H), slot_back)
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/hos(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/hos(H), slot_l_ear)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/head_of_security(H), slot_w_uniform)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/jackboots(H), slot_shoes)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/pda/heads/hos(H), slot_belt)
@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@
 
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H)	return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_sec(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_sec(H), slot_l_ear)
 		switch(H.backbag)
 			if(2) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/security(H), slot_back)
 			if(3) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel_sec(H), slot_back)
@@ -100,7 +100,7 @@
 	minimal_player_age = 7
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H)	return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_sec(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_sec(H), slot_l_ear)
 		switch(H.backbag)
 			if(2) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack(H), slot_back)
 			if(3) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel_norm(H), slot_back)
@@ -146,7 +146,7 @@
 	minimal_player_age = 7
 	equip(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 		if(!H)	return 0
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_sec(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_sec(H), slot_l_ear)
 		switch(H.backbag)
 			if(2) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/security(H), slot_back)
 			if(3) H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel_sec(H), slot_back)
diff --git a/code/game/jobs/job_controller.dm b/code/game/jobs/job_controller.dm
index fc5f7df203a..cb8a73278c6 100644
--- a/code/game/jobs/job_controller.dm
+++ b/code/game/jobs/job_controller.dm
@@ -431,7 +431,7 @@ var/global/datum/controller/occupations/job_master
 			H << "<b>You are playing a job that is important for Game Progression. If you have to disconnect, please notify the admins via adminhelp.</b>"
 
 		spawnId(H, rank, alt_title)
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(H), slot_l_ear)
 
 		//Gives glasses to the vision impaired
 		if(H.disabilities & NEARSIGHTED)
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/computer/communications.dm b/code/game/machinery/computer/communications.dm
index acaabc984c0..9d499e168c8 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/computer/communications.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/computer/communications.dm
@@ -76,7 +76,7 @@
 				var/obj/item/device/pda/pda = I
 				I = pda.id
 			if (I && istype(I))
-				if(access_captain in I.access)
+				if(access_captain in I.access || access_heads in I.access) //Let heads change the alert level.
 					var/old_level = security_level
 					if(!tmp_alertlevel) tmp_alertlevel = SEC_LEVEL_GREEN
 					if(tmp_alertlevel < SEC_LEVEL_GREEN) tmp_alertlevel = SEC_LEVEL_GREEN
@@ -179,16 +179,16 @@
 		if("MessageCentcomm")
 			if(src.authenticated==2)
 				if(centcomm_message_cooldown)
-					usr << "Arrays recycling.  Please stand by."
+					usr << "\red Arrays recycling.  Please stand by."
 					return
-				var/input = stripped_input(usr, "Please choose a message to transmit to Centcomm via quantum entanglement.  Please be aware that this process is very expensive, and abuse will lead to... termination.  Transmission does not guarantee a response.", "To abort, send an empty message.", "")
+				var/input = stripped_input(usr, "Please choose a message to transmit to Centcomm via quantum entanglement.  Please be aware that this process is very expensive, and abuse will lead to... termination.  Transmission does not guarantee a response. There is a 30 second delay before you may send another message, be clear, full and concise.", "To abort, send an empty message.", "")
 				if(!input || !(usr in view(1,src)))
 					return
 				Centcomm_announce(input, usr)
-				usr << "Message transmitted."
-				log_say("[key_name(usr)] has made a Centcomm announcement: [input]")
+				usr << "\blue Message transmitted."
+				log_say("[key_name(usr)] has made an IA Centcomm announcement: [input]")
 				centcomm_message_cooldown = 1
-				spawn(6000)//10 minute cooldown
+				spawn(300)//10 minute cooldown
 					centcomm_message_cooldown = 0
 
 
@@ -196,16 +196,16 @@
 		if("MessageSyndicate")
 			if((src.authenticated==2) && (src.emagged))
 				if(centcomm_message_cooldown)
-					usr << "Arrays recycling.  Please stand by."
+					usr << "\red Arrays recycling.  Please stand by."
 					return
-				var/input = stripped_input(usr, "Please choose a message to transmit to \[ABNORMAL ROUTING CORDINATES\] via quantum entanglement.  Please be aware that this process is very expensive, and abuse will lead to... termination. Transmission does not guarantee a response.", "To abort, send an empty message.", "")
+				var/input = stripped_input(usr, "Please choose a message to transmit to \[ABNORMAL ROUTING CORDINATES\] via quantum entanglement.  Please be aware that this process is very expensive, and abuse will lead to... termination. Transmission does not guarantee a response. There is a 30 second delay before you may send another message, be clear, full and concise.", "To abort, send an empty message.", "")
 				if(!input || !(usr in view(1,src)))
 					return
 				Syndicate_announce(input, usr)
-				usr << "Message transmitted."
+				usr << "\blue Message transmitted."
 				log_say("[key_name(usr)] has made a Syndicate announcement: [input]")
 				centcomm_message_cooldown = 1
-				spawn(6000)//10 minute cooldown
+				spawn(300)//10 minute cooldown
 					centcomm_message_cooldown = 0
 
 		if("RestoreBackup")
@@ -308,7 +308,7 @@
 						dat += "<BR>\[ <A HREF='?src=\ref[src];operation=MessageSyndicate'>Send an emergency message to \[UNKNOWN\]</A> \]"
 						dat += "<BR>\[ <A HREF='?src=\ref[src];operation=RestoreBackup'>Restore Backup Routing Data</A> \]"
 
-					dat += "<BR>\[ <A HREF='?src=\ref[src];operation=changeseclevel'>Change alert level</A> \]"
+				dat += "<BR>\[ <A HREF='?src=\ref[src];operation=changeseclevel'>Change alert level</A> \]"
 				if(emergency_shuttle.location==0)
 					if (emergency_shuttle.online)
 						dat += "<BR>\[ <A HREF='?src=\ref[src];operation=cancelshuttle'>Cancel Shuttle Call</A> \]"
diff --git a/code/game/mecha/equipment/weapons/weapons.dm b/code/game/mecha/equipment/weapons/weapons.dm
index 91b2455eb03..b461cd4b12b 100644
--- a/code/game/mecha/equipment/weapons/weapons.dm
+++ b/code/game/mecha/equipment/weapons/weapons.dm
@@ -122,7 +122,7 @@
 		for(var/mob/living/carbon/M in ohearers(6, chassis))
 			if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human))
 				var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
-				if(istype(H.ears, /obj/item/clothing/ears/earmuffs))
+				if(istype(H.l_ear, /obj/item/clothing/ears/earmuffs) || istype(H.r_ear, /obj/item/clothing/ears/earmuffs))
 					continue
 			M << "<font color='red' size='7'>HONK</font>"
 			M.sleeping = 0
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items.dm b/code/game/objects/items.dm
index c55684eb197..39252964f6c 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items.dm
@@ -461,11 +461,21 @@
 				if( !(slot_flags & SLOT_HEAD) )
 					return 0
 				return 1
-			if(slot_ears)
-				if(H.ears)
+			if(slot_l_ear)
+				if(H.l_ear)
 					return 0
 				if( !(slot_flags & SLOT_EARS) )
 					return 0
+				if( (slot_flags & SLOT_TWOEARS) && H.r_ear )
+					return 0
+				return 1
+			if(slot_r_ear)
+				if(H.r_ear)
+					return 0
+				if( !(slot_flags & SLOT_EARS) )
+					return 0
+				if( (slot_flags & SLOT_TWOEARS) && H.l_ear )
+					return 0
 				return 1
 			if(slot_w_uniform)
 				if(H.w_uniform)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/headset.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/headset.dm
index 05285807d71..f8b908264d9 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/headset.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/headset.dm
@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@
 /obj/item/device/radio/headset/receive_range(freq, level)
 	if(ishuman(src.loc))
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = src.loc
-		if(H.ears == src)
+		if(H.l_ear == src || H.r_ear == src)
 			return ..(freq, level)
 	return -1
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/flashbang.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/flashbang.dm
index 2ff047a7465..1a50e9ad05c 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/flashbang.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/flashbang.dm
@@ -38,7 +38,7 @@
 		if(iscarbon(M))
 			eye_safety = M.eyecheck()
 			if(ishuman(M))
-				if(istype(M:ears, /obj/item/clothing/ears/earmuffs))
+				if(istype(M:l_ear, /obj/item/clothing/ears/earmuffs) || istype(M:r_ear, /obj/item/clothing/ears/earmuffs))
 					ear_safety += 2
 				if(HULK in M.mutations)
 					ear_safety += 1
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/watercloset.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/watercloset.dm
index 1f08c112306..9d6cab7723e 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/watercloset.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/watercloset.dm
@@ -258,8 +258,11 @@
 			if(H.glasses && washglasses)
 				if(H.glasses.clean_blood())
 					H.update_inv_glasses(0)
-			if(H.ears && washears)
-				if(H.ears.clean_blood())
+			if(H.l_ear && washears)
+				if(H.l_ear.clean_blood())
+					H.update_inv_ears(0)
+			if(H.r_ear && washears)
+				if(H.r_ear.clean_blood())
 					H.update_inv_ears(0)
 			if(H.belt)
 				if(H.belt.clean_blood())
diff --git a/code/game/response_team.dm b/code/game/response_team.dm
index 282db62f72b..a518cef566e 100644
--- a/code/game/response_team.dm
+++ b/code/game/response_team.dm
@@ -280,13 +280,12 @@ proc/trigger_armed_response_team(var/force = 0)
 /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/equip_strike_team(leader_selected = 0)
 
 	//Special radio setup
-	equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/ert(src), slot_ears)
+	equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/ert(src), slot_l_ear)
 
 	//Replaced with new ERT uniform
 	equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/centcom_officer(src), slot_w_uniform)
 	equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/swat(src), slot_shoes)
 	equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/swat(src), slot_gloves)
-	equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/ert(src), slot_ears)
 	equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses(src), slot_glasses)
 	equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel(src), slot_back)
 /*
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
index e5a6574ccca..f8165e848cd 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/topic.dm
@@ -1405,7 +1405,7 @@
 		if(!istype(H))
 			usr << "This can only be used on instances of type /mob/living/carbon/human"
 			return
-		if(!istype(H.ears, /obj/item/device/radio/headset))
+		if(!istype(H.l_ear, /obj/item/device/radio/headset) && !istype(H.r_ear, /obj/item/device/radio/headset))
 			usr << "The person you are trying to contact is not wearing a headset"
 			return
 
@@ -1415,14 +1415,14 @@
 		src.owner << "You sent [input] to [H] via a secure channel."
 		log_admin("[src.owner] replied to [key_name(H)]'s Centcomm message with the message [input].")
 		message_admins("[src.owner] replied to [key_name(H)]'s Centcom message with: \"[input]\"")
-		H << "You hear something crackle in your headset for a moment before a voice speaks.  \"Please stand by for a message from Central Command.  Message as follows. [input].  Message ends.\""
+		H << "You hear something crackle in your headset for a moment before a voice speaks.  \"Please stand by for a message from Central Command.  Message as follows. <b>\"[input]\"</b>  Message ends.\""
 
 	else if(href_list["SyndicateReply"])
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = locate(href_list["SyndicateReply"])
 		if(!istype(H))
 			usr << "This can only be used on instances of type /mob/living/carbon/human"
 			return
-		if(!istype(H.ears, /obj/item/device/radio/headset))
+		if(!istype(H.l_ear, /obj/item/device/radio/headset) && !istype(H.r_ear, /obj/item/device/radio/headset))
 			usr << "The person you are trying to contact is not wearing a headset"
 			return
 
@@ -1431,7 +1431,7 @@
 
 		src.owner << "You sent [input] to [H] via a secure channel."
 		log_admin("[src.owner] replied to [key_name(H)]'s Syndicate message with the message [input].")
-		H << "You hear something crackle in your headset for a moment before a voice speaks.  \"Please stand by for a message from your benefactor.  Message as follows, agent. [input].  Message ends.\""
+		H << "You hear something crackle in your headset for a moment before a voice speaks.  \"Please stand by for a message from your benefactor.  Message as follows, agent. <b>\"[input]\"</b>  Message ends.\""
 
 	else if(href_list["CentcommFaxView"])
 		var/info = locate(href_list["CentcommFaxView"])
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/debug.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/debug.dm
index f08f5c3a30a..0659622f6a0 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/debug.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/debug.dm
@@ -667,7 +667,7 @@ But you can call procs that are of type /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/ for that
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/black(M), slot_gloves)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat(M), slot_wear_mask)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/head/chaplain_hood(M), slot_head)
-			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(M), slot_ears)
+			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(M), slot_l_ear)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/thermal/monocle(M), slot_glasses)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/suit/chaplain_hoodie(M), slot_wear_suit)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/banana(M), slot_l_store)
@@ -689,7 +689,7 @@ But you can call procs that are of type /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/ for that
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/latex(M), slot_gloves)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/mask/surgical(M), slot_wear_mask)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/head/welding(M), slot_head)
-			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(M), slot_ears)
+			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(M), slot_l_ear)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/thermal/monocle(M), slot_glasses)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/suit/apron(M), slot_wear_suit)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/kitchenknife(M), slot_l_store)
@@ -706,7 +706,7 @@ But you can call procs that are of type /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/ for that
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/suit_jacket(M), slot_w_uniform)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/black(M), slot_shoes)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/black(M), slot_gloves)
-			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(M), slot_ears)
+			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(M), slot_l_ear)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses(M), slot_glasses)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/suit/wcoat(M), slot_wear_suit)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword(M), slot_l_store)
@@ -747,7 +747,7 @@ But you can call procs that are of type /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/ for that
 			M.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/centcom/representative(M), slot_w_uniform)
 			M.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/centcom(M), slot_shoes)
 			M.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/white(M), slot_gloves)
-			M.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/hop(M), slot_ears)
+			M.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/hop(M), slot_l_ear)
 
 			var/obj/item/device/pda/heads/pda = new(M)
 			pda.owner = M.real_name
@@ -772,7 +772,7 @@ But you can call procs that are of type /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/ for that
 			M.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/centcom/officer(M), slot_w_uniform)
 			M.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/centcom(M), slot_shoes)
 			M.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/white(M), slot_gloves)
-			M.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/captain(M), slot_ears)
+			M.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/captain(M), slot_l_ear)
 			M.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/head/beret/centcom/officer(M), slot_head)
 
 			var/obj/item/device/pda/heads/pda = new(M)
@@ -797,7 +797,7 @@ But you can call procs that are of type /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/ for that
 			M.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/centcom/captain(M), slot_w_uniform)
 			M.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/centcom(M), slot_shoes)
 			M.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/white(M), slot_gloves)
-			M.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/captain(M), slot_ears)
+			M.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/captain(M), slot_l_ear)
 			M.equip_if_possible(new /obj/item/clothing/head/beret/centcom/captain(M), slot_head)
 
 			var/obj/item/device/pda/heads/pda = new(M)
@@ -821,7 +821,7 @@ But you can call procs that are of type /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/ for that
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/centcom_officer(M), slot_w_uniform)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/swat(M), slot_shoes)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/swat(M), slot_gloves)
-			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/ert(M), slot_ears)
+			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/ert(M), slot_l_ear)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/gun(M), slot_belt)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses(M), slot_glasses)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel(M), slot_back)
@@ -840,7 +840,7 @@ But you can call procs that are of type /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/ for that
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/swat/officer(M), slot_wear_suit)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/combat(M), slot_shoes)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/combat(M), slot_gloves)
-			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/captain(M), slot_ears)
+			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/captain(M), slot_l_ear)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/thermal/eyepatch(M), slot_glasses)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette/cigar/havana(M), slot_wear_mask)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space/deathsquad/beret(M), slot_head)
@@ -861,7 +861,7 @@ But you can call procs that are of type /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/ for that
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/lightpurple(M), slot_w_uniform)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/suit/wizrobe(M), slot_wear_suit)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/sandal(M), slot_shoes)
-			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(M), slot_ears)
+			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(M), slot_l_ear)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/head/wizard(M), slot_head)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/teleportation_scroll(M), slot_r_store)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/spellbook(M), slot_r_hand)
@@ -873,7 +873,7 @@ But you can call procs that are of type /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/ for that
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/lightpurple(M), slot_w_uniform)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/suit/wizrobe/red(M), slot_wear_suit)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/sandal(M), slot_shoes)
-			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(M), slot_ears)
+			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(M), slot_l_ear)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/head/wizard/red(M), slot_head)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/teleportation_scroll(M), slot_r_store)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/spellbook(M), slot_r_hand)
@@ -885,7 +885,7 @@ But you can call procs that are of type /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/ for that
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/lightpurple(M), slot_w_uniform)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/suit/wizrobe/marisa(M), slot_wear_suit)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/sandal/marisa(M), slot_shoes)
-			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(M), slot_ears)
+			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(M), slot_l_ear)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/head/wizard/marisa(M), slot_head)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/teleportation_scroll(M), slot_r_store)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/spellbook(M), slot_r_hand)
@@ -896,7 +896,7 @@ But you can call procs that are of type /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/ for that
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/head/hgpiratecap(M), slot_head)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/combat(M), slot_shoes)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/combat(M), slot_gloves)
-			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/captain(M), slot_ears)
+			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/captain(M), slot_l_ear)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/glasses/thermal/eyepatch(M), slot_glasses)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/suit/hgpirate(M), slot_wear_suit)
 			M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/satchel(M), slot_back)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/onlyone.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/onlyone.dm
index 06cb9f64564..822043720d7 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/onlyone.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/onlyone.dm
@@ -31,7 +31,7 @@
 			del(I)
 
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/kilt(H), slot_w_uniform)
-		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/captain(H), slot_ears)
+		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/captain(H), slot_l_ear)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/head/beret(H), slot_head)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/weapon/claymore(H), slot_l_hand)
 		H.equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/combat(H), slot_shoes)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/pray.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/pray.dm
index 906ec8a5ac4..fd91142cdf6 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/pray.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/pray.dm
@@ -27,9 +27,9 @@
 	feedback_add_details("admin_verb","PR") //If you are copy-pasting this, ensure the 2nd parameter is unique to the new proc!
 	//log_admin("HELP: [key_name(src)]: [msg]")
 
-/proc/Centcomm_announce(var/text , var/mob/Sender)
+/proc/Centcomm_announce(var/text , var/mob/Sender , var/iamessage)
 	var/msg = copytext(sanitize(text), 1, MAX_MESSAGE_LEN)
-	msg = "\blue <b><font color=orange>CENTCOMM:</font>[key_name(Sender, 1)] (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayeropts=\ref[Sender]'>PP</A>) (<A HREF='?_src_=vars;Vars=\ref[Sender]'>VV</A>) (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;subtlemessage=\ref[Sender]'>SM</A>) (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservejump=\ref[Sender]'>JMP</A>) (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;secretsadmin=check_antagonist'>CA</A>) (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;BlueSpaceArtillery=\ref[Sender]'>BSA</A>) (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;CentcommReply=\ref[Sender]'>RPLY</A>):</b> [msg]"
+	msg = "\blue <b><font color=orange>CENTCOMM[iamessage ? " IA" : ""]:</font>[key_name(Sender, 1)] (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayeropts=\ref[Sender]'>PP</A>) (<A HREF='?_src_=vars;Vars=\ref[Sender]'>VV</A>) (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;subtlemessage=\ref[Sender]'>SM</A>) (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;adminplayerobservejump=\ref[Sender]'>JMP</A>) (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;secretsadmin=check_antagonist'>CA</A>) (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;BlueSpaceArtillery=\ref[Sender]'>BSA</A>) (<A HREF='?_src_=holder;CentcommReply=\ref[Sender]'>RPLY</A>):</b> [msg]"
 	admins << msg
 
 /proc/Syndicate_announce(var/text , var/mob/Sender)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/striketeam.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/striketeam.dm
index ca5d8e5cb80..8ea48ea4898 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/striketeam.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/striketeam.dm
@@ -125,7 +125,7 @@ var/global/sent_strike_team = 0
 
 	var/obj/item/device/radio/R = new /obj/item/device/radio/headset(src)
 	R.set_frequency(1441)
-	equip_to_slot_or_del(R, slot_ears)
+	equip_to_slot_or_del(R, slot_l_ear)
 	if (leader_selected == 0)
 		equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/color/green(src), slot_w_uniform)
 	else
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/striketeam_syndicate.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/striketeam_syndicate.dm
index c74e0b9f70c..e8c446d966e 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/striketeam_syndicate.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/striketeam_syndicate.dm
@@ -131,7 +131,7 @@ var/global/sent_syndicate_strike_team = 0
 
 	var/obj/item/device/radio/R = new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/syndicate(src)
 	R.set_frequency(SYND_FREQ) //Same frequency as the syndicate team in Nuke mode.
-	equip_to_slot_or_del(R, slot_ears)
+	equip_to_slot_or_del(R, slot_l_ear)
 	equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/syndicate(src), slot_w_uniform)
 	equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/swat(src), slot_shoes)
 	if (!syndicate_leader_selected)
diff --git a/code/modules/admin/verbs/vox_raiders.dm b/code/modules/admin/verbs/vox_raiders.dm
index be4b04f42fe..1e3a8defe74 100644
--- a/code/modules/admin/verbs/vox_raiders.dm
+++ b/code/modules/admin/verbs/vox_raiders.dm
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ var/global/vox_tick = 1
 
 	var/obj/item/device/radio/R = new /obj/item/device/radio/headset/syndicate(src)
 	R.set_frequency(SYND_FREQ) //Same frequency as the syndicate team in Nuke mode.
-	equip_to_slot_or_del(R, slot_ears)
+	equip_to_slot_or_del(R, slot_l_ear)
 
 	equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/under/vox/vox_robes(src), slot_w_uniform)
 	equip_to_slot_or_del(new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/magboots/vox(src), slot_shoes) // REPLACE THESE WITH CODED VOX ALTERNATIVES.
diff --git a/code/modules/awaymissions/corpse.dm b/code/modules/awaymissions/corpse.dm
index e0cc01cb3e3..e9304976cce 100644
--- a/code/modules/awaymissions/corpse.dm
+++ b/code/modules/awaymissions/corpse.dm
@@ -42,7 +42,7 @@
 	if(src.corpsegloves)
 		M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new src.corpsegloves(M), slot_gloves)
 	if(src.corpseradio)
-		M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new src.corpseradio(M), slot_ears)
+		M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new src.corpseradio(M), slot_l_ear)
 	if(src.corpseglasses)
 		M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new src.corpseglasses(M), slot_glasses)
 	if(src.corpsemask)
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm b/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm
index 2d13a0ce92f..1e3213e66ea 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/clothing.dm
@@ -9,12 +9,60 @@
 	throwforce = 2
 	slot_flags = SLOT_EARS
 
+/obj/item/clothing/ears/attack_hand(mob/user as mob)
+	if (!user) return
+
+	if (src.loc != user || !istype(user,/mob/living/carbon/human))
+		..()
+		return
+
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
+	if(H.l_ear != src && H.r_ear != src)
+		..()
+		return
+
+	if(!canremove)
+		return
+
+	var/obj/item/clothing/ears/O
+	if(slot_flags & SLOT_TWOEARS )
+		O = (H.l_ear == src ? H.r_ear : H.l_ear)
+		user.u_equip(O)
+		if(!istype(src,/obj/item/clothing/ears/offear))
+			del(O)
+			O = src
+	else
+		O = src
+
+	user.u_equip(src)
+
+	if (O)
+		user.put_in_hands(O)
+		O.add_fingerprint(user)
+
+	if(istype(src,/obj/item/clothing/ears/offear))
+		del(src)
+
+/obj/item/clothing/ears/offear
+	name = "Other ear"
+	w_class = 5.0
+	icon = 'icons/mob/screen1_Midnight.dmi'
+	icon_state = "block"
+	slot_flags = SLOT_EARS | SLOT_TWOEARS
+
+	New(var/obj/O)
+		name = O.name
+		desc = O.desc
+		icon = O.icon
+		icon_state = O.icon_state
+		dir = O.dir
+
 /obj/item/clothing/ears/earmuffs
 	name = "earmuffs"
 	desc = "Protects your hearing from loud noises, and quiet ones as well."
 	icon_state = "earmuffs"
 	item_state = "earmuffs"
-
+	slot_flags = SLOT_EARS | SLOT_TWOEARS
 
 //Glasses
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/inventory.dm b/code/modules/mob/inventory.dm
index 0da20f1a5e7..0bcf1b92442 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/inventory.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/inventory.dm
@@ -194,7 +194,8 @@
 
 	if(hasvar(src,"back")) if(src:back) items += src:back
 	if(hasvar(src,"belt")) if(src:belt) items += src:belt
-	if(hasvar(src,"ears")) if(src:ears) items += src:ears
+	if(hasvar(src,"l_ear")) if(src:l_ear) items += src:l_ear
+	if(hasvar(src,"r_ear")) if(src:r_ear) items += src:r_ear
 	if(hasvar(src,"glasses")) if(src:glasses) items += src:glasses
 	if(hasvar(src,"gloves")) if(src:gloves) items += src:gloves
 	if(hasvar(src,"head")) if(src:head) items += src:head
@@ -255,9 +256,13 @@
 			if(!src.wear_id && src.w_uniform)
 				src.wear_id = W
 				equipped = 1
-		if(slot_ears)
-			if(!src.ears)
-				src.ears = W
+		if(slot_l_ear)
+			if(!src.l_ear)
+				src.l_ear = W
+				equipped = 1
+		if(slot_r_ear)
+			if(!src.r_ear)
+				src.r_ear = W
 				equipped = 1
 		if(slot_glasses)
 			if(!src.glasses)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm
index e074d9caae8..5efefee11dc 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm
@@ -163,9 +163,13 @@
 		else
 			msg += "[t_He] [t_has] \icon[glasses] \a [glasses] covering [t_his] eyes.\n"
 
-	//ears
-	if(ears && !skipears)
-		msg += "[t_He] [t_has] \icon[ears] \a [ears] on [t_his] ears.\n"
+	//left ear
+	if(l_ear && !skipears)
+		msg += "[t_He] [t_has] \icon[l_ear] \a [l_ear] on [t_his] left ear.\n"
+
+	//right ear
+	if(r_ear && !skipears)
+		msg += "[t_He] [t_has] \icon[r_ear] \a [r_ear] on [t_his] right ear.\n"
 
 	//ID
 	if(wear_id)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/hud.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/hud.dm
index c1cf1634694..70f204bbc4e 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/hud.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/hud.dm
@@ -249,11 +249,20 @@
 	src.other += inv_box
 
 	inv_box = new /obj/screen/inventory()
-	inv_box.name = "ears"
+	inv_box.name = "l_ear"
 	inv_box.icon = ui_style
 	inv_box.icon_state = "ears"
-	inv_box.screen_loc = ui_ears
-	inv_box.slot_id = slot_ears
+	inv_box.screen_loc = ui_l_ear
+	inv_box.slot_id = slot_l_ear
+	inv_box.layer = 19
+	src.other += inv_box
+
+	inv_box = new /obj/screen/inventory()
+	inv_box.name = "r_ear"
+	inv_box.icon = ui_style
+	inv_box.icon_state = "ears"
+	inv_box.screen_loc = ui_r_ear
+	inv_box.slot_id = slot_r_ear
 	inv_box.layer = 19
 	src.other += inv_box
 
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
index cfef1b78a04..e2548ff08fc 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm
@@ -198,7 +198,7 @@
 				b_loss = b_loss/1.5
 				f_loss = f_loss/1.5
 
-			if (!istype(ears, /obj/item/clothing/ears/earmuffs))
+			if (!istype(l_ear, /obj/item/clothing/ears/earmuffs) && !istype(r_ear, /obj/item/clothing/ears/earmuffs))
 				ear_damage += 30
 				ear_deaf += 120
 			if (prob(70) && !shielded)
@@ -208,7 +208,7 @@
 			b_loss += 30
 			if (prob(getarmor(null, "bomb")))
 				b_loss = b_loss/2
-			if (!istype(ears, /obj/item/clothing/ears/earmuffs))
+			if (!istype(l_ear, /obj/item/clothing/ears/earmuffs) && !istype(r_ear, /obj/item/clothing/ears/earmuffs))
 				ear_damage += 15
 				ear_deaf += 60
 			if (prob(50) && !shielded)
@@ -398,7 +398,8 @@
 	<BR><B>Right Hand:</B> <A href='?src=\ref[src];item=r_hand'>[(r_hand ? r_hand : "Nothing")]</A>
 	<BR><B>Gloves:</B> <A href='?src=\ref[src];item=gloves'>[(gloves ? gloves : "Nothing")]</A>
 	<BR><B>Eyes:</B> <A href='?src=\ref[src];item=eyes'>[(glasses ? glasses : "Nothing")]</A>
-	<BR><B>Ears:</B> <A href='?src=\ref[src];item=ears'>[(ears ? ears : "Nothing")]</A>
+	<BR><B>Left Ear:</B> <A href='?src=\ref[src];item=l_ear'>[(l_ear ? l_ear : "Nothing")]</A>
+	<BR><B>Right Ear:</B> <A href='?src=\ref[src];item=r_ear'>[(r_ear ? r_ear : "Nothing")]</A>
 	<BR><B>Head:</B> <A href='?src=\ref[src];item=head'>[(head ? head : "Nothing")]</A>
 	<BR><B>Shoes:</B> <A href='?src=\ref[src];item=shoes'>[(shoes ? shoes : "Nothing")]</A>
 	<BR><B>Belt:</B> <A href='?src=\ref[src];item=belt'>[(belt ? belt : "Nothing")]</A>
@@ -812,7 +813,7 @@
 
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/abiotic(var/full_body = 0)
-	if(full_body && ((src.l_hand && !( src.l_hand.abstract )) || (src.r_hand && !( src.r_hand.abstract )) || (src.back || src.wear_mask || src.head || src.shoes || src.w_uniform || src.wear_suit || src.glasses || src.ears || src.gloves)))
+	if(full_body && ((src.l_hand && !( src.l_hand.abstract )) || (src.r_hand && !( src.r_hand.abstract )) || (src.back || src.wear_mask || src.head || src.shoes || src.w_uniform || src.wear_suit || src.glasses || src.l_ear || src.r_ear || src.gloves)))
 		return 1
 
 	if( (src.l_hand && !src.l_hand.abstract) || (src.r_hand && !src.r_hand.abstract) )
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defines.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defines.dm
index d9768992d3f..315b3f40915 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defines.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defines.dm
@@ -34,7 +34,8 @@
 	var/obj/item/gloves = null
 	var/obj/item/glasses = null
 	var/obj/item/head = null
-	var/obj/item/ears = null
+	var/obj/item/l_ear = null
+	var/obj/item/r_ear = null
 	var/obj/item/wear_id = null
 	var/obj/item/r_store = null
 	var/obj/item/l_store = null
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/inventory.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/inventory.dm
index 8e5938fffdf..46d7083644b 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/inventory.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/inventory.dm
@@ -31,7 +31,9 @@
 		if(slot_wear_id)
 			// the only relevant check for this is the uniform check
 			return 1
-		if(slot_ears)
+		if(slot_l_ear)
+			return has_organ("head")
+		if(slot_r_ear)
 			return has_organ("head")
 		if(slot_glasses)
 			return has_organ("head")
@@ -92,8 +94,12 @@
 			update_hair(0)	//rebuild hair
 		success = 1
 		update_inv_head()
-	else if (W == ears)
-		ears = null
+	else if (W == l_ear)
+		l_ear = null
+		success = 1
+		update_inv_ears()
+	else if (W == r_ear)
+		r_ear = null
 		success = 1
 		update_inv_ears()
 	else if (W == shoes)
@@ -215,8 +221,22 @@
 			src.wear_id = W
 			W.equipped(src, slot)
 			update_inv_wear_id(redraw_mob)
-		if(slot_ears)
-			src.ears = W
+		if(slot_l_ear)
+			src.l_ear = W
+			if(l_ear.slot_flags & SLOT_TWOEARS)
+				var/obj/item/clothing/ears/offear/O = new(W)
+				O.loc = src
+				src.r_ear = O
+				O.layer = 20
+			W.equipped(src, slot)
+			update_inv_ears(redraw_mob)
+		if(slot_r_ear)
+			src.r_ear = W
+			if(r_ear.slot_flags & SLOT_TWOEARS)
+				var/obj/item/clothing/ears/offear/O = new(W)
+				O.loc = src
+				src.l_ear = O
+				O.layer = 20
 			W.equipped(src, slot)
 			update_inv_ears(redraw_mob)
 		if(slot_glasses)
@@ -393,12 +413,18 @@
 					return
 				else
 					message = "\red <B>[source] is trying to take off the [target.glasses] from [target]'s eyes!</B>"
-			if("ears")
-				if(target.ears && !target.ears.canremove)
-					message = "\red <B>[source] fails to take off \a [target.ears] from [target]'s ears!</B>"
+			if("l_ear")
+				if(target.l_ear && !target.l_ear.canremove)
+					message = "\red <B>[source] fails to take off \a [target.l_ear] from [target]'s left ear!</B>"
 					return
 				else
-					message = "\red <B>[source] is trying to take off the [target.ears] from [target]'s ears!</B>"
+					message = "\red <B>[source] is trying to take off the [target.l_ear] from [target]'s left ear!</B>"
+			if("r_ear")
+				if(target.r_ear && !target.r_ear.canremove)
+					message = "\red <B>[source] fails to take off \a [target.r_ear] from [target]'s right ear!</B>"
+					return
+				else
+					message = "\red <B>[source] is trying to take off the [target.r_ear] from [target]'s right ear!</B>"
 			if("head")
 				if(target.head && !target.head.canremove)
 					message = "\red <B>[source] fails to take off \a [target.head] from [target]'s head!</B>"
@@ -510,10 +536,14 @@ It can still be worn/put on as normal.
 			slot_to_process = slot_head
 			if (target.head && target.head.canremove)
 				strip_item = target.head
-		if("ears")
-			slot_to_process = slot_ears
-			if (target.ears)
-				strip_item = target.ears
+		if("l_ear")
+			slot_to_process = slot_l_ear
+			if (target.l_ear)
+				strip_item = target.l_ear
+		if("r_ear")
+			slot_to_process = slot_r_ear
+			if (target.r_ear)
+				strip_item = target.r_ear
 		if("shoes")
 			slot_to_process = slot_shoes
 			if (target.shoes && target.shoes.canremove)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
index 9efb72f203e..f026d0c50cd 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
@@ -1039,7 +1039,7 @@
 				ear_deaf = max(ear_deaf, 1)
 			else if(ear_deaf)			//deafness, heals slowly over time
 				ear_deaf = max(ear_deaf-1, 0)
-			else if(istype(ears, /obj/item/clothing/ears/earmuffs))	//resting your ears with earmuffs heals ear damage faster
+			else if(istype(l_ear, /obj/item/clothing/ears/earmuffs) || istype(r_ear, /obj/item/clothing/ears/earmuffs))	//resting your ears with earmuffs heals ear damage faster
 				ear_damage = max(ear_damage-0.15, 0)
 				ear_deaf = max(ear_deaf, 1)
 			else if(ear_damage < 25)	//ear damage heals slowly under this threshold. otherwise you'll need earmuffs
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/update_icons.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/update_icons.dm
index cce4d70d3db..45b42a9447f 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/update_icons.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/update_icons.dm
@@ -576,9 +576,13 @@ proc/get_damage_icon_part(damage_state, body_part)
 	if(update_icons)   update_icons()
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/update_inv_ears(var/update_icons=1)
-	if(ears)
-		overlays_lying[EARS_LAYER] = image("icon" = 'icons/mob/ears.dmi', "icon_state" = "[ears.icon_state]2")
-		overlays_standing[EARS_LAYER] = image("icon" = 'icons/mob/ears.dmi', "icon_state" = "[ears.icon_state]")
+	if(l_ear || r_ear)
+		if(l_ear)
+			overlays_lying[EARS_LAYER] = image("icon" = 'icons/mob/ears.dmi', "icon_state" = "[l_ear.icon_state]2")
+			overlays_standing[EARS_LAYER] = image("icon" = 'icons/mob/ears.dmi', "icon_state" = "[l_ear.icon_state]")
+		if(r_ear)
+			overlays_lying[EARS_LAYER] = image("icon" = 'icons/mob/ears.dmi', "icon_state" = "[r_ear.icon_state]2")
+			overlays_standing[EARS_LAYER] = image("icon" = 'icons/mob/ears.dmi', "icon_state" = "[r_ear.icon_state]")
 	else
 		overlays_lying[EARS_LAYER]		= null
 		overlays_standing[EARS_LAYER]	= null
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm
index 3c13b8befd4..510fd52709a 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/say.dm
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 #define SAY_MINIMUM_PRESSURE 10
 var/list/department_radio_keys = list(
-	  ":r" = "right hand",	"#r" = "right hand",	".r" = "right hand",
-	  ":l" = "left hand",	"#l" = "left hand",		".l" = "left hand",
+	  ":r" = "right ear",	"#r" = "right ear",		".r" = "right ear",
+	  ":l" = "left ear",	"#l" = "left ear",		".l" = "left ear",
 	  ":i" = "intercom",	"#i" = "intercom",		".i" = "intercom",
 	  ":h" = "department",	"#h" = "department",	".h" = "department",
 	  ":c" = "Command",		"#c" = "Command",		".c" = "Command",
@@ -16,8 +16,8 @@ var/list/department_radio_keys = list(
 	  ":u" = "Supply",		"#u" = "Supply",		".u" = "Supply",
 	  ":g" = "changeling",	"#g" = "changeling",	".g" = "changeling",
 
-	  ":R" = "right hand",	"#R" = "right hand",	".R" = "right hand",
-	  ":L" = "left hand",	"#L" = "left hand",		".L" = "left hand",
+	  ":R" = "right ear",	"#R" = "right ear",		".R" = "right ear",
+	  ":L" = "left ear",	"#L" = "left ear",		".L" = "left ear",
 	  ":I" = "intercom",	"#I" = "intercom",		".I" = "intercom",
 	  ":H" = "department",	"#H" = "department",	".H" = "department",
 	  ":C" = "Command",		"#C" = "Command",		".C" = "Command",
@@ -34,8 +34,8 @@ var/list/department_radio_keys = list(
 
 	  //kinda localization -- rastaf0
 	  //same keys as above, but on russian keyboard layout. This file uses cp1251 as encoding.
-	  ":ê" = "right hand",	"#ê" = "right hand",	".ê" = "right hand",
-	  ":ä" = "left hand",	"#ä" = "left hand",		".ä" = "left hand",
+	  ":ê" = "right ear",	"#ê" = "right ear",		".ê" = "right ear",
+	  ":ä" = "left ear",	"#ä" = "left ear",		".ä" = "left ear",
 	  ":ø" = "intercom",	"#ø" = "intercom",		".ø" = "intercom",
 	  ":ð" = "department",	"#ð" = "department",	".ð" = "department",
 	  ":ñ" = "Command",		"#ñ" = "Command",		".ñ" = "Command",
@@ -59,8 +59,12 @@ var/list/department_radio_keys = list(
 	if (!ishuman(src))
 		return
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = src
-	if (H.ears)
-		var/obj/item/device/radio/headset/dongle = H.ears
+	if (H.l_ear || H.r_ear)
+		var/obj/item/device/radio/headset/dongle
+		if(istype(H.l_ear,/obj/item/device/radio/headset))
+			dongle = H.l_ear
+		else
+			dongle = H.r_ear
 		if(!istype(dongle)) return
 		if(dongle.translate_binary) return 1
 
@@ -68,10 +72,14 @@ var/list/department_radio_keys = list(
 	if (isalien(src)) return 1
 	if (!ishuman(src)) return
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = src
-	if (H.ears)
-		var/obj/item/device/radio/headset/dongle = H.ears
+	if (H.l_ear || H.r_ear)
+		var/obj/item/device/radio/headset/dongle
+		if(istype(H.l_ear,/obj/item/device/radio/headset))
+			dongle = H.l_ear
+		else
+			dongle = H.r_ear
 		if(!istype(dongle)) return
-		if(dongle.translate_hive) return 1
+		if(dongle.translate_binary) return 1
 
 /mob/living/say(var/message)
 
@@ -179,27 +187,31 @@ var/list/department_radio_keys = list(
 
 	switch (message_mode)
 		if ("headset")
-			if (src:ears)
-				src:ears.talk_into(src, message)
-				used_radios += src:ears
+			if (src:l_ear && istype(src:l_ear,/obj/item/device/radio))
+				src:l_ear.talk_into(src, message)
+				used_radios += src:l_ear
+				is_speaking_radio = 1
+			else if (src:r_ear)
+				src:r_ear.talk_into(src, message)
+				used_radios += src:r_ear
 				is_speaking_radio = 1
 
 			message_range = 1
 			italics = 1
 
-		if ("right hand")
-			if (r_hand)
-				r_hand.talk_into(src, message)
-				used_radios += src:r_hand
+		if ("right ear")
+			if (src:r_ear)
+				src:r_ear.talk_into(src, message)
+				used_radios += src:r_ear
 				is_speaking_radio = 1
 
 			message_range = 1
 			italics = 1
 
-		if ("left hand")
-			if (l_hand)
-				l_hand.talk_into(src, message)
-				used_radios += src:l_hand
+		if ("left ear")
+			if (src:l_ear)
+				src:l_ear.talk_into(src, message)
+				used_radios += src:l_ear
 				is_speaking_radio = 1
 
 			message_range = 1
@@ -233,9 +245,13 @@ var/list/department_radio_keys = list(
 
 		if ("department")
 			if(istype(src, /mob/living/carbon))
-				if (src:ears)
-					src:ears.talk_into(src, message, message_mode)
-					used_radios += src:ears
+				if (src:l_ear && istype(src:l_ear,/obj/item/device/radio))
+					src:l_ear.talk_into(src, message, message_mode)
+					used_radios += src:l_ear
+					is_speaking_radio = 1
+				if (src:r_ear)
+					src:r_ear.talk_into(src, message, message_mode)
+					used_radios += src:r_ear
 					is_speaking_radio = 1
 			else if(istype(src, /mob/living/silicon/robot))
 				if (src:radio)
@@ -267,9 +283,12 @@ var/list/department_radio_keys = list(
 						R.radio.talk_into(src, message, message_mode)
 						used_radios += R.radio
 				else
-					if (src:ears)
-						src:ears.talk_into(src, message, message_mode)
-						used_radios += src:ears
+					if (src:l_ear && istype(src:l_ear,/obj/item/device/radio))
+						src:l_ear.talk_into(src, message, message_mode)
+						used_radios += src:l_ear
+					else if (src:r_ear)
+						src:r_ear.talk_into(src, message, message_mode)
+						used_radios += src:r_ear
 				message_range = 1
 				italics = 1
 /////SPECIAL HEADSETS END
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/corpse.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/corpse.dm
index e3f7f3ceac2..8c7561f7d71 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/corpse.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/corpse.dm
@@ -43,7 +43,7 @@
 	if(src.corpsegloves)
 		M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new src.corpsegloves(M), slot_gloves)
 	if(src.corpseradio)
-		M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new src.corpseradio(M), slot_ears)
+		M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new src.corpseradio(M), slot_l_ear)
 	if(src.corpseglasses)
 		M.equip_to_slot_or_del(new src.corpseglasses(M), slot_glasses)
 	if(src.corpsemask)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/mob.dm b/code/modules/mob/mob.dm
index 6171377730f..3677ceac70c 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/mob.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/mob.dm
@@ -182,7 +182,8 @@ var/list/slot_equipment_priority = list( \
 		slot_head,\
 		slot_shoes,\
 		slot_gloves,\
-		slot_ears,\
+		slot_l_ear,\
+		slot_r_ear,\
 		slot_glasses,\
 		slot_belt,\
 		slot_s_store,\
@@ -961,4 +962,4 @@ mob/verb/yank_out_object()
 			pinned -= O
 		if(!pinned.len)
 			anchored = 0
-	return 1
+	return 1
diff --git a/code/modules/organs/organ_external.dm b/code/modules/organs/organ_external.dm
index de037500009..d3192dc9de7 100644
--- a/code/modules/organs/organ_external.dm
+++ b/code/modules/organs/organ_external.dm
@@ -454,7 +454,8 @@
 				organ= new /obj/item/weapon/organ/head(owner.loc, owner)
 				owner.u_equip(owner.glasses)
 				owner.u_equip(owner.head)
-				owner.u_equip(owner.ears)
+				owner.u_equip(owner.l_ear)
+				owner.u_equip(owner.r_ear)
 				owner.u_equip(owner.wear_mask)
 			if(ARM_RIGHT)
 				if(status & ORGAN_ROBOT)
diff --git a/code/modules/paperwork/stamps.dm b/code/modules/paperwork/stamps.dm
index 644eaf646b2..48a1fd00b31 100644
--- a/code/modules/paperwork/stamps.dm
+++ b/code/modules/paperwork/stamps.dm
@@ -54,6 +54,16 @@
 	icon_state = "stamp-clown"
 	color = "clown"
 
+/obj/item/weapon/stamp/internalaffairs
+	name = "internal affairs rubber stamp"
+	icon_state = "stamp-intaff"
+	color = "intaff"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/stamp/centcomm
+	name = "centcomm rubber stamp"
+	icon_state = "stamp-cent"
+	color = "centcomm"
+
 
 /obj/item/weapon/stamp/attack_paw(mob/user as mob)
 	return attack_hand(user)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/borghydro.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/borghydro.dm
index 130ea2ba7ac..8491c35fa8d 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/borghydro.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/borghydro.dm
@@ -76,7 +76,7 @@
 		R.reaction(M, INGEST)
 		if(M.reagents)
 			var/trans = R.trans_to(M, amount_per_transfer_from_this)
-			user << "\blue [trans] units injected.  [R.total_volume] units remaining."
+			user << "\blue [trans] units injected. [R.total_volume] units remaining."
 	return
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/borghypo/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
@@ -104,4 +104,4 @@
 			empty = 0
 
 	if(empty)
-		usr << "\blue It is currently empty. Allow some time for the internal syntheszier to produce more."
+		usr << "\blue It is currently empty. Allow some time for the internal syntheszier to produce more."
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/hypospray.dm b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/hypospray.dm
index 0b4a3c1e7e9..42ad3df0d1e 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/hypospray.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/hypospray.dm
@@ -41,7 +41,7 @@
 				injected += R.name
 
 			var/trans = reagents.trans_to(M, amount_per_transfer_from_this)
-			user << "\blue [trans] units injected.  [reagents.total_volume] units remaining in [src]."
+			user << "\blue [trans] units injected. [reagents.total_volume] units remaining in [src]."
 
 			var/contained = english_list(injected)
 
diff --git a/code/setup.dm b/code/setup.dm
index 9b11e9a9cf0..ed5255a4ce0 100644
--- a/code/setup.dm
+++ b/code/setup.dm
@@ -171,7 +171,8 @@ var/MAX_EXPLOSION_RANGE = 14
 #define SLOT_BACK 1024
 #define SLOT_POCKET 2048		//this is to allow items with a w_class of 3 or 4 to fit in pockets.
 #define SLOT_DENYPOCKET 4096	//this is to deny items with a w_class of 2 or 1 to fit in pockets.
-
+#define SLOT_TWOEARS 8192
+#define SLOT_LEGS = 16384
 
 //FLAGS BITMASK
 #define STOPSPRESSUREDMAGE 1	//This flag is used on the flags variable for SUIT and HEAD items which stop pressure damage. Note that the flag 1 was previous used as ONBACK, so it is possible for some code to use (flags & 1) when checking if something can be put on your back. Replace this code with (inv_flags & SLOT_BACK) if you see it anywhere
@@ -235,7 +236,7 @@ var/MAX_EXPLOSION_RANGE = 14
 #define slot_r_hand 5
 #define slot_belt 6
 #define slot_wear_id 7
-#define slot_ears 8
+#define slot_l_ear 8
 #define slot_glasses 9
 #define slot_gloves 10
 #define slot_head 11
@@ -247,6 +248,8 @@ var/MAX_EXPLOSION_RANGE = 14
 #define slot_s_store 17
 #define slot_in_backpack 18
 #define slot_legcuffed 19
+#define slot_r_ear 20
+#define slot_legs 21
 
 //Cant seem to find a mob bitflags area other than the powers one
 
diff --git a/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi b/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi
index 4578c90e7b8..18ee15e0528 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi and b/icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/drinks.dmi b/icons/obj/drinks.dmi
index 5b9521e089f..6e4d355c5bd 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/drinks.dmi and b/icons/obj/drinks.dmi differ
diff --git a/maps/tgstation2.dmm b/maps/tgstation2.dmm
index d773e5583d3..97b8e4cc897 100644
--- a/maps/tgstation2.dmm
+++ b/maps/tgstation2.dmm
@@ -921,10 +921,10 @@
 "arK" = (/obj/structure/cable{d1 = 2; d2 = 8; icon_state = "2-8"},/turf/simulated/floor/wood{icon_state = "wood-broken3"},/area/security/vacantoffice2)
 "arL" = (/turf/simulated/floor/wood,/area/security/vacantoffice2)
 "arM" = (/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/cobweb2,/obj/machinery/light_construct{icon_state = "tube-construct-stage1"; dir = 1},/turf/simulated/floor/wood,/area/security/vacantoffice2)
-"arN" = (/obj/structure/table/reinforced,/obj/machinery/light{dir = 1},/obj/item/weapon/paper_bin{pixel_x = -3; pixel_y = 7},/obj/item/weapon/pen,/turf/simulated/floor{icon_state = "cult"; dir = 2},/area/lawoffice)
+"arN" = (/obj/structure/table/reinforced,/obj/machinery/door/firedoor/border_only{dir = 1; name = "hazard door north"},/obj/machinery/door/window/eastright{base_state = "left"; dir = 2; icon_state = "left"; name = "Internal Affairs Desk"; req_access_txt = "38"},/obj/item/weapon/paper_bin{pixel_x = -3; pixel_y = 7},/obj/item/weapon/pen,/obj/item/weapon/folder/white,/turf/simulated/floor/plating,/area/lawoffice)
 "arO" = (/obj/machinery/photocopier,/obj/item/weapon/storage/secure/safe{pixel_x = 5; pixel_y = 27},/turf/simulated/floor{icon_state = "cult"; dir = 2},/area/lawoffice)
 "arP" = (/obj/structure/filingcabinet/chestdrawer,/obj/machinery/light_switch{pixel_y = 28},/turf/simulated/floor{icon_state = "cult"; dir = 2},/area/lawoffice)
-"arQ" = (/obj/machinery/vending/coffee,/turf/simulated/floor{icon_state = "cult"; dir = 2},/area/lawoffice)
+"arQ" = (/obj/structure/table/reinforced,/obj/machinery/light{dir = 1},/obj/item/weapon/paper_bin{pixel_x = -3; pixel_y = 7},/obj/item/weapon/pen,/obj/item/weapon/hand_labeler,/turf/simulated/floor{icon_state = "cult"; dir = 2},/area/lawoffice)
 "arR" = (/obj/structure/cable{d1 = 1; d2 = 2; icon_state = "1-2"},/turf/simulated/floor{icon_state = "cult"; dir = 2},/area/lawoffice)
 "arS" = (/obj/structure/rack{dir = 8; layer = 2.9},/obj/item/weapon/storage/briefcase{pixel_x = -2; pixel_y = -5},/obj/item/weapon/storage/briefcase{pixel_x = 3; pixel_y = 0},/obj/machinery/light{dir = 1},/turf/simulated/floor{icon_state = "cult"; dir = 2},/area/lawoffice)
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