diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/joke.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/joke.dm
index feba68dbc72..efe530e5f94 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/joke.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/joke.dm
@@ -16,4 +16,24 @@
 	else
 		M.ClearTransform()
 		M.update_transform()
-	return ..()
\ No newline at end of file
+	return ..()
+
+// Do not ever just leave this laying about, it will go horribly wrong!
+/obj/item/squishhammer/dark
+	name = "The Dark Short Stacker"
+	desc = "Wield the power of this weapon with responsibility (God knows you won't)."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/items.dmi'
+	icon_state = "dark_hammer"
+	attack_verb = list("stacked")
+	force = 0
+	throwforce = 0
+
+/obj/item/squishhammer/dark/attack(mob/M as mob, mob/user as mob)
+	..()
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
+	if(istype(H))
+		for(var/obj/item/organ/external/E in H.organs)
+			E.fracture() // Oof, ouch, owie
+	var/turf/T = M.loc
+	if(isturf(T))
+		new /obj/effect/gibspawner/generic(T)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/misc_vr.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/misc_vr.dm
index 5e9f318aa6d..092ec058919 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/misc_vr.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/melee/misc_vr.dm
@@ -13,4 +13,42 @@
 	sharp = TRUE
 	edge = FALSE
 	attack_verb = list("stabbed", "lunged at", "dextrously struck", "sliced", "lacerated", "impaled", "diced", "charioted")
-	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
\ No newline at end of file
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+
+/obj/item/melee/hammer
+	name = "claw hammer"
+	desc = "A simple claw hammer for hitting things or people with, and the claw part probably does something too."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/weapons.dmi'
+	icon_state = "claw_hammer"
+	force = 15
+	throwforce = 10
+	w_class = ITEMSIZE_SMALL
+	attack_verb = list("smashed", "swung at", "pummelled", "nailed", "crushed", "bonked", "hammered", "cracked")
+	defend_chance = 0
+
+/obj/item/melee/hammer/apply_hit_effect(mob/living/target, mob/living/user, var/hit_zone, var/attack_modifier)
+	if(istype(target,/mob/living/carbon/human))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = target
+		if(prob(50))
+			var/obj/item/organ/external/affecting = H.get_organ(hit_zone)
+			affecting.fracture()
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/item/melee/hammer/afterattack(atom/A as mob|obj|turf|area, mob/user as mob, proximity)
+	if(!proximity) return
+	..()
+	if(A)
+		if(istype(A,/obj/structure/window))
+			var/obj/structure/window/W = A
+			if(prob(50))
+				W.visible_message(span_warning("\The [W] shatters under the force of the impact!"))
+				W.shatter()
+		else if(istype(A,/obj/structure/barricade))
+			var/obj/structure/barricade/B = A
+			if(prob(50))
+				B.visible_message(span_warning("\The [B] is broken apart with ease!"))
+				B.dismantle()
+		else if(istype(A,/obj/structure/grille))
+			if(prob(50))
+				A.visible_message(span_warning("\The [A] is smashed open!"))
+				qdel(A)
diff --git a/icons/mob/items/lefthand_melee.dmi b/icons/mob/items/lefthand_melee.dmi
index da3401ccedf..bc4ea4cdc34 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/items/lefthand_melee.dmi and b/icons/mob/items/lefthand_melee.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/mob/items/righthand_melee.dmi b/icons/mob/items/righthand_melee.dmi
index fc8851a610a..a9e83e3046d 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/items/righthand_melee.dmi and b/icons/mob/items/righthand_melee.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/items.dmi b/icons/obj/items.dmi
index b09963ba6db..80566ece9e4 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/items.dmi and b/icons/obj/items.dmi differ
diff --git a/icons/obj/weapons.dmi b/icons/obj/weapons.dmi
index d54a4e1e416..23ca616c029 100644
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