diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
index 05ca35ac145..5c1d2950af6 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/life.dm
@@ -951,19 +951,7 @@
 					spawn(rand(20,50))
 						client.dir = 1
 
-			if(hallucination)
-				if(hallucination >= 20)
-					if(prob(3))
-						fake_attack(src)
-					if(!handling_hal)
-						spawn handle_hallucinations() //The not boring kind!
-					if(client && prob(5))
-						client.dir = pick(2,4,8)
-						var/client/C = client
-						spawn(rand(20,50))
-							if(C)
-								C.dir = 1
-
+			hallucination = max(0, hallucination - 2)
 		else
 			for(var/atom/a in hallucinations)
 				qdel(a)