diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/protean_vr/protean_blob.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/protean_vr/protean_blob.dm
index c1f3a82101..143eeb61c2 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/protean_vr/protean_blob.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species/station/protean_vr/protean_blob.dm
@@ -91,6 +91,9 @@
 /mob/living/simple_mob/protean_blob/init_vore()
 	return //Don't make a random belly, don't waste your time
 
+/mob/living/simple_mob/protean_blob/isSynthetic()
+	return TRUE // yup
+
 /mob/living/simple_mob/protean_blob/Stat()
 	..()
 	if(humanform)