Begin clickcode attack_self fix (#18797)

* Begin clickcode attack_self fix

Begins the work to make everything call back to parent for attack_self so that signals are sacred.

* Makes MORE things call the attack_self() parent

Yes, I could make special_handling a var on obj/item HOWEVER i want it to be specific so it can be tracked down later and ONLY the objects that use it can be refactored instead of sitting there literally forever and it just becoming 'a thing'.

* Finishes making the rest of attack_self call parent.

As mentioned, things such as 'specialty_goggles' 'special_handling' and the such are only there to help with attack_self until the attack_self is recoded for those items.

* begone foul demon

* some more cleanup

* These

* GOD this was annoying

* yeh

* Fix this

* fLARES

* Thesee too

* toys!

* Even more!

* More fixes

* Even more

* rest of em

* these too

* Update syndie.dm

* hardref clear

* Update code/game/gamemodes/nuclear/pinpointer.dm

* Update code/game/objects/effects/mines.dm

* Update code/game/objects/items/blueprints_vr.dm

* Update code/game/objects/items/blueprints_vr.dm

* Update code/game/objects/items/contraband_vr.dm

* Update code/game/objects/items/crayons.dm

* Update code/game/objects/items/crayons.dm

* Update code/game/objects/items/gunbox.dm

* Update code/game/objects/items/gunbox.dm

* Update code/game/objects/items/gunbox_vr.dm

* Update code/game/objects/items/gunbox_vr.dm

* Update code/game/objects/items/weapons/gift_wrappaper.dm

* Update code/game/objects/items/crayons.dm

* Update code/game/objects/items/crayons.dm

* Update code/game/objects/items/gunbox.dm

* these too

* Update maintpanel_stack.dm

* angry warning

* Fixes packaged snacks.

Fixes improper var default.

* Special handling for these

* proper poly types

* Fixes magclaws

Makes the 'features' it had just part  of base magboots that can be adjusted via varswap.

* Fixes jackets

Fixes https://github.com/VOREStation/VOREStation/issues/18941

* Small bugfix

Makes p_Theyre properly capitialize
Makes examine show proper wording

* Update gift_wrappaper.dm

code/game/objects/effects/decals/contraband.dm

@@ -250,6 +250,9 @@
 	w_class = ITEMSIZE_HUGE
 
 /obj/item/contraband/package/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/contraband = pick(
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/vial/macrocillin,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/vial/microcillin,

code/game/objects/effects/mines.dm

@@ -319,7 +319,10 @@
 
 	var/list/allowed_gadgets = null
 
-/obj/item/mine/attack_self(mob/user as mob)	// You do not want to move or throw a land mine while priming it... Explosives + Sudden Movement = Bad Times
+/obj/item/mine/attack_self(mob/user)	// You do not want to move or throw a land mine while priming it... Explosives + Sudden Movement = Bad Times
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	add_fingerprint(user)
 	msg_admin_attack("[key_name_admin(user)] primed \a [src]")
 	user.visible_message("[user] starts priming \the [src.name].", "You start priming \the [src.name]. Hold still!")

code/game/objects/items/antag_spawners.dm

@@ -56,6 +56,9 @@
 	ghost_query_type = /datum/ghost_query/apprentice
 
 /obj/item/antag_spawner/technomancer_apprentice/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	to_chat(user, span_notice("Teleporter attempting to lock on to your apprentice."))
 	request_player()
 
@@ -102,6 +105,9 @@
 	var/drone_type = null
 
 /obj/item/antag_spawner/syndicate_drone/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	to_chat(user, span_notice("Teleporter attempting to lock on to an available unit."))
 	request_player()
 

code/game/objects/items/blueprints.dm

@@ -42,9 +42,12 @@
 	var/can_expand_areas_into = AREA_SPACE	// Can expand station areas only into space.
 	var/can_rename_areas_in = AREA_STATION	// Only station areas can be reanamed
 
-/obj/item/blueprints/attack_self(mob/M as mob)
-	if (!ishuman(M))
-		to_chat(M, "This stack of blue paper means nothing to you.") //monkeys cannot into projecting
+/obj/item/blueprints/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(!ishuman(user))
+		to_chat(user, "This stack of blue paper means nothing to you.") //monkeys cannot into projecting
 		return
 	interact()
 	return

code/game/objects/items/blueprints_vr.dm

@@ -116,6 +116,9 @@
 		..()
 
 /obj/item/areaeditor/attack_self(mob/user) //Convert this to TGUI some time.
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	add_fingerprint(user)
 	. = "<BODY><HTML><head><title>[src]</title></head> \
 				<h2>[station_name()] [src.name]</h2>"
@@ -177,6 +180,9 @@
 	var/legend = 1
 
 /obj/item/wire_reader/attack_self(mob/user) //Convert this to TGUI some time.
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	add_fingerprint(user)
 	. = "<BODY><HTML><head><title>[src]</title></head> \
 				<h2>[station_name()] [src.name]</h2>"
@@ -247,7 +253,9 @@
 
 
 /obj/item/areaeditor/blueprints/attack_self(mob/user)
-	. = ..()
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(. == 1) //I hate this so much.
+		return TRUE
 	var/area/A = get_area(user)
 	if(!legend)
 		if(get_area_type() == AREA_STATION)

code/game/objects/items/bodybag.dm

@@ -7,10 +7,36 @@
 	icon_state = "bodybag_folded"
 	w_class = ITEMSIZE_SMALL
 
+	//Used for cryogenic bodybags
+	var/obj/item/reagent_containers/syringe/syringe
+	var/cryogenic = FALSE
+	var/robotic = FALSE
+
 /obj/item/bodybag/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+
+	if(cryogenic)
+		var/obj/structure/closet/body_bag/cryobag/R = new /obj/structure/closet/body_bag/cryobag(user.loc)
+		R.add_fingerprint(user)
+		if(syringe)
+			R.syringe = syringe
+			syringe = null
+		qdel(src)
+		return
+	if(robotic)
+		var/obj/structure/closet/body_bag/cryobag/robobag/R = new /obj/structure/closet/body_bag/cryobag/robobag(user.loc)
+		R.add_fingerprint(user)
+		if(syringe)
+			R.syringe = syringe
+			syringe = null
+		qdel(src)
+		return
 	var/obj/structure/closet/body_bag/R = new /obj/structure/closet/body_bag(user.loc)
 	R.add_fingerprint(user)
 	qdel(src)
+	return
 
 
 /obj/item/storage/box/bodybags
@@ -114,15 +140,7 @@
 	icon_state = "bodybag_folded"
 	item_state = "bodybag_cryo_folded"
 	origin_tech = list(TECH_BIO = 4)
-	var/obj/item/reagent_containers/syringe/syringe
-
-/obj/item/bodybag/cryobag/attack_self(mob/user)
-	var/obj/structure/closet/body_bag/cryobag/R = new /obj/structure/closet/body_bag/cryobag(user.loc)
-	R.add_fingerprint(user)
-	if(syringe)
-		R.syringe = syringe
-		syringe = null
-	qdel(src)
+	cryogenic = TRUE
 
 /obj/structure/closet/body_bag/cryobag
 	name = "stasis bag"

code/game/objects/items/contraband_vr.dm

@@ -6,7 +6,10 @@
 	item_state = "table_parts"
 	w_class = ITEMSIZE_HUGE
 
-/obj/item/stolenpackage/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/stolenpackage/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	// Another way of doing this. Commented out because the other method is better for this application.
 	/*var/spawn_chance = rand(1,100)
 	switch(spawn_chance)
@@ -106,5 +109,8 @@
 	icon = 'icons/obj/contraband_vr.dmi'
 	w_class = ITEMSIZE_NORMAL
 
-/obj/item/miscdisc/attack_self(mob/living/user as mob)
+/obj/item/miscdisc/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	to_chat(user, "As you hold the large disc in your open palm, fingers cusped around the edge, the crystal embedded in the item begins to vibrate. It lifts itself from the disc a few cenimetres, before beginning to glow with a bright red light. The glow lasts for a few seconds, before the crystal embeds itself back into the disc with a quick snap.")

code/game/objects/items/crayons.dm

@@ -42,7 +42,10 @@
 	colourName = "mime"
 	uses = 0
 
-/obj/item/pen/crayon/mime/attack_self(mob/living/user as mob) //inversion
+/obj/item/pen/crayon/mime/attack_self(mob/living/user) //inversion
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(colour != "#FFFFFF" && shadeColour != "#000000")
 		colour = "#FFFFFF"
 		shadeColour = "#000000"
@@ -61,6 +64,9 @@
 	uses = 0
 
 /obj/item/pen/crayon/rainbow/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/new_colour = tgui_color_picker(user, "Please select the main colour.", "Crayon colour", colour)
 	if(new_colour)
 		colour = new_colour
@@ -192,6 +198,9 @@
 	uses = 0
 
 /obj/item/pen/crayon/marker/mime/attack_self(mob/living/user) //inversion
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(colour != "#FFFFFF" && shadeColour != "#000000")
 		colour = "#FFFFFF"
 		shadeColour = "#000000"
@@ -210,6 +219,9 @@
 	uses = 0
 
 /obj/item/pen/crayon/marker/rainbow/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/new_colour = tgui_color_picker(user, "Please select the main colour.", "Marker colour", colour)
 	if(new_colour)
 		colour = new_colour
@@ -234,6 +246,3 @@
 				qdel(src)
 	else
 		..()
-
-/obj/item/pen/crayon/attack_self(var/mob/user)
-	return

code/game/objects/items/devices/aicard.dm

@@ -22,6 +22,9 @@
 		to_chat(user, span_infoplain(span_bold("ERROR ERROR ERROR")))
 
 /obj/item/aicard/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	tgui_interact(user)
 
 /obj/item/aicard/tgui_interact(mob/user, datum/tgui/ui = null, datum/tgui_state/custom_state)

code/game/objects/items/devices/binoculars.dm

@@ -14,6 +14,9 @@
 	//matter = list(MAT_STEEL = 50, MAT_GLASS = 50)
 
 /obj/item/binoculars/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	zoom()
 
 /obj/item/binoculars/spyglass

code/game/objects/items/devices/body_snatcher_vr.dm

@@ -104,6 +104,9 @@
 	else
 		to_chat(user,span_warning(" A warning pops up on the LED display on the side of the device, informing you that the target is not able to have their mind swapped with!"))
 
-/obj/item/bodysnatcher/attack_self(mob/living/user)
-		to_chat(user,span_warning(" A message pops up on the LED display, informing you that you that the mind transfer to yourself was successful... Wait, did that even do anything?"))
-		return
+/obj/item/bodysnatcher/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	to_chat(user,span_warning(" A message pops up on the LED display, informing you that you that the mind transfer to yourself was successful... Wait, did that even do anything?"))
+	return

code/game/objects/items/devices/chameleonproj.dm

@@ -29,6 +29,9 @@
 	..()
 
 /obj/item/chameleon/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	toggle(user)
 
 /obj/item/chameleon/afterattack(atom/target, mob/user, proximity)

code/game/objects/items/devices/communicator/communicator.dm

@@ -224,6 +224,9 @@
 // Description: Makes an exonet datum if one does not exist, allocates an address for it, maintains the lists of all devies, clears the alert icon, and
 //				finally makes NanoUI appear.
 /obj/item/communicator/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	initialize_exonet(user)
 	alert_called = 0
 	update_icon()

code/game/objects/items/devices/e_beacon.dm

@@ -24,6 +24,9 @@
 	gps_tag = "EMERGENCY BEACON"
 
 /obj/item/emergency_beacon/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/T = user.loc
 	if(!beacon_active)
 		if(!isturf(T))

code/game/objects/items/devices/extrapolator.dm

@@ -62,7 +62,7 @@
 		return TRUE
 
 /obj/item/extrapolator/attack_self(mob/user)
-	. = ..()
+	. = ..(user)
 	playsound(src, 'sound/machines/click.ogg', 50, TRUE)
 	if(scan)
 		icon_state = "extrapolator_sample"

code/game/objects/items/devices/flash.dm

@@ -28,6 +28,9 @@
 	/// If the flash can be repaired or not.
 	var/can_repair = TRUE
 
+	/// If the flash can only be used once before breaking
+	var/one_use = FALSE
+
 	var/safe_flashes = 2 // How many flashes are kept in 1% breakchance?
 
 	var/charge_only = FALSE // Does the flash run purely on charge?
@@ -120,7 +123,7 @@
 	update_icon()
 
 // Returns true if the device can flash.
-/obj/item/flash/proc/check_capacitor(var/mob/user)
+/obj/item/flash/proc/check_capacitor(mob/user)
 	//spamming the flash before it's fully charged (60 seconds) increases the chance of it breaking
 	//It will never break on the first use.
 	var/obj/item/cell/battery = power_supply
@@ -130,6 +133,12 @@
 
 	if(times_used <= max_flashes && battery && battery.charge >= charge_cost)
 		last_used = world.time
+		if(one_use)
+			broken = TRUE
+			if(user)
+				to_chat(user, span_warning("The bulb has burnt out!"))
+			update_icon()
+			return TRUE
 		if(prob( max(0, times_used - safe_flashes) * 2 + (times_used >= safe_flashes)) && can_break)	//if you use it 10 times in a minute it has a 30% chance to break.
 			broken = TRUE
 			if(user)
@@ -243,7 +252,10 @@
 	return TRUE
 
 
-/obj/item/flash/attack_self(mob/living/carbon/user as mob, flag = 0, emp = 0)
+/obj/item/flash/attack_self(mob/living/carbon/user, flag = 0, emp = 0)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(!user || !clown_check(user)) 	return
 
 	user.setClickCooldown(user.get_attack_speed(src))
@@ -298,21 +310,7 @@
 	origin_tech = list(TECH_MAGNET = 2, TECH_COMBAT = 1)
 	base_icon = "sflash"
 	can_repair = FALSE
-
-//attack_as_weapon
-/obj/item/flash/synthetic/attack(mob/living/M, mob/living/user, var/target_zone)
-	..()
-	if(!broken)
-		broken = 1
-		to_chat(user, span_warning("The bulb has burnt out!"))
-		update_icon()
-
-/obj/item/flash/synthetic/attack_self(mob/living/carbon/user as mob, flag = 0, emp = 0)
-	..()
-	if(!broken)
-		broken = 1
-		to_chat(user, span_warning("The bulb has burnt out!"))
-		update_icon()
+	one_use = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/flash/robot
 	name = "mounted flash"

code/game/objects/items/devices/flashlight.dm

@@ -1,3 +1,4 @@
+#define CAN_USE "can_use"
 /*
  * Contains:
  *		Flashlights
@@ -37,6 +38,9 @@
 	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/pickup/device.ogg'
 	drop_sound = 'sound/items/drop/device.ogg'
 
+	///Var for attack_self chain
+	var/special_handling = FALSE
+
 /obj/item/flashlight/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
 
@@ -89,25 +93,30 @@
 			. += "It appears to have a high amount of power remaining."
 
 /obj/item/flashlight/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(special_handling)
+		return FALSE
 	if(flickering)
 		to_chat(user, "The light is currently malfunctioning and you're unable to adjust it!") //To prevent some lighting anomalities.
-		return
+		return FALSE
 	if(power_use)
 		if(!isturf(user.loc))
 			to_chat(user, "You cannot turn the light on while in this [user.loc].") //To prevent some lighting anomalities.
-			return 0
+			return FALSE
 		if(!cell || cell.charge == 0)
 			to_chat(user, "You flick the switch on [src], but nothing happens.")
-			return 0
+			return FALSE
 	on = !on
 	if(on && power_use)
 		START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
 	else if(power_use)
 		STOP_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
-	playsound(src, 'sound/weapons/empty.ogg', 15, 1, -3) // VOREStation Edit
+	playsound(src, 'sound/weapons/empty.ogg', 15, 1, -3)
 	update_brightness()
 	user.update_mob_action_buttons()
-	return 1
+	return CAN_USE
 
 /obj/item/flashlight/attack(mob/living/M as mob, mob/living/user as mob)
 	add_fingerprint(user)
@@ -430,20 +439,20 @@
 	update_brightness()
 
 /obj/item/flashlight/flare/attack_self(mob/user)
-
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	// Usual checks
 	if(!fuel)
 		to_chat(user, span_notice("It's out of fuel."))
 		return
 	if(on)
 		return
-
-	. = ..()
 	// All good, turn it on.
-	if(.)
+	if(. == CAN_USE)
 		user.visible_message(span_notice("[user] activates the flare."), span_notice("You pull the cord on the flare, activating it!"))
-		src.force = on_damage
-		src.damtype = BURN
+		force = on_damage
+		damtype = BURN
 		START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
 
 /obj/item/flashlight/flare/proc/ignite() //Used for flare launchers.
@@ -488,15 +497,16 @@
 	update_brightness()
 
 /obj/item/flashlight/glowstick/attack_self(mob/user)
-
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(!fuel)
 		to_chat(user, span_notice("The glowstick has already been turned on."))
 		return
 	if(on)
 		return
 
-	. = ..()
-	if(.)
+	if(. == CAN_USE)
 		user.visible_message(span_notice("[user] cracks and shakes \the [name]."), span_notice("You crack and shake \the [src], turning it on!"))
 		START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
 
@@ -537,3 +547,5 @@
 	light_range = 8
 	light_power = 0.1
 	light_color = "#49F37C"
+
+#undef CAN_USE

code/game/objects/items/devices/floor_painter.dm

@@ -106,7 +106,10 @@
 
 	new painting_decal(F, painting_dir, painting_colour)
 
-/obj/item/floor_painter/attack_self(var/mob/user)
+/obj/item/floor_painter/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/choice = tgui_alert(user, "Do you wish to change the decal type, paint direction, or paint colour?", "Modify What?", list("Decal","Direction","Colour","Cancel"))
 	if(choice == "Cancel")
 		return

code/game/objects/items/devices/geiger.dm

@@ -12,6 +12,7 @@
 	var/scanning = 0
 	var/radiation_count = 0
 	var/datum/looping_sound/geiger/soundloop
+	var/mounted = FALSE
 
 	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/pickup/device.ogg'
 	drop_sound = 'sound/items/drop/device.ogg'
@@ -61,7 +62,12 @@
 	loop.last_radiation = radiation_count
 	loop.start()
 
-/obj/item/geiger/attack_self(var/mob/user)
+/obj/item/geiger/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(mounted)
+		return
 	scanning = !scanning
 	if(scanning)
 		START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
@@ -109,6 +115,7 @@
 	var/number = 0
 	var/last_tick //used to delay the powercheck
 	var/wiresexposed = 0
+	mounted = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/geiger/wall/Initialize(mapload)
 	START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
@@ -120,7 +127,10 @@
 	QDEL_NULL(soundloop)
 	return ..()
 
-/obj/item/geiger/wall/attack_self(var/mob/user)
+/obj/item/geiger/wall/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	scanning = !scanning
 	update_icon()
 	update_sound()

code/game/objects/items/devices/gold_star_printer.dm

@@ -12,7 +12,9 @@
 	drop_sound = 'sound/items/drop/device.ogg'
 
 /obj/item/gold_star_printer/attack_self(mob/user)
-	. = ..()
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(last_print + print_cooldown <= world.time)
 		make_star(user)
 	else

code/game/objects/items/devices/gps.dm

@@ -26,6 +26,9 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(GPS_list)
 	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/pickup/device.ogg'
 	drop_sound = 'sound/items/drop/device.ogg'
 
+	///Var for attack_self chain
+	var/special_handling = FALSE
+
 /obj/item/gps/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
 	compass = new(src)
@@ -182,6 +185,11 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(GPS_list)
 		add_overlay("working")
 
 /obj/item/gps/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(special_handling)
+		return FALSE
 	display(user)
 
 // Compiles all the data not available directly from the GPS

code/game/objects/items/devices/holowarrant.dm

@@ -23,7 +23,10 @@
 		. += span_notice("You have to go closer if you want to read it.")
 
 //hit yourself with it
-/obj/item/holowarrant/attack_self(mob/living/user as mob)
+/obj/item/holowarrant/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	active = null
 	var/list/warrants = list()
 	if(!isnull(GLOB.data_core.general))

code/game/objects/items/devices/lightreplacer.dm

@@ -56,6 +56,9 @@
 	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/pickup/device.ogg'
 	drop_sound = 'sound/items/drop/device.ogg'
 
+	///For attack_self chain
+	var/special_handling = FALSE
+
 /obj/item/lightreplacer/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
 	failmsg = "The [name]'s refill light blinks red."
@@ -129,6 +132,11 @@
 		to_chat(user, span_notice("You fill \the [src] with lights from \the [S]."))
 
 /obj/item/lightreplacer/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(special_handling)
+		return FALSE
 	/* // This would probably be a bit OP. If you want it though, uncomment the code.
 	if(isrobot(user))
 		var/mob/living/silicon/robot/R = user
@@ -250,6 +258,9 @@
 			. += "It is currently coloring lights."
 
 /obj/item/lightpainter/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 
 	if(!resetmode)
 		resetmode = 1

code/game/objects/items/devices/locker_painter.dm

@@ -119,7 +119,10 @@
 		to_chat(user, span_warning("\The [src] flashes an error light. You might need to reconfigure it."))
 		return
 
-/obj/item/closet_painter/attack_self(var/mob/user)
+/obj/item/closet_painter/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/choice = tgui_alert(user, "Do you wish to change the regular closet color or the secure closet color?", "Color Selection", list("Regular Closet Colour","Cancel","Secure Closet Colour"))
 	if(choice == "Regular Closet Colour")
 		choose_colour()

code/game/objects/items/devices/megaphone.dm

@@ -42,7 +42,10 @@
 	else
 		user.audible_message(span_infoplain(span_bold("[user.GetVoice()]") + "[user.GetAltName()] broadcasts, " + span_large("\"[message]\"")), runemessage = message)
 
-/obj/item/megaphone/attack_self(var/mob/living/user)
+/obj/item/megaphone/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/message = tgui_input_text(user, "Shout a message?", "Megaphone", null, MAX_MESSAGE_LEN)
 	if(!message)
 		return

code/game/objects/items/devices/multitool.dm

@@ -32,7 +32,22 @@
 	toolspeed = 1
 	tool_qualities = list(TOOL_MULTITOOL)
 
+	var/uplink = FALSE
+
 /obj/item/multitool/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(uplink)
+		return
+
+	if(selected_io)
+		selected_io = null
+		to_chat(user, span_notice("You clear the wired connection from the multitool."))
+		update_icon()
+		return
+
+	update_icon()
 	var/choice = tgui_alert(user, "What do you want to do with \the [src]?", "Multitool Menu", list("Switch Mode", "Clear Buffers", "Cancel"))
 	switch(choice)
 		if("Clear Buffers")
@@ -52,8 +67,6 @@
 
 	update_icon()
 
-	return ..()
-
 /obj/item/multitool/proc/mode_switch(mob/living/user)
 	if(mode_index + 1 > modes.len) mode_index = 1
 

code/game/objects/items/devices/paicard.dm

@@ -19,6 +19,9 @@
 	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/pickup/device.ogg'
 	drop_sound = 'sound/items/drop/device.ogg'
 
+	///Var for attack_self chain
+	var/special_handling = FALSE
+
 /obj/item/paicard/relaymove(var/mob/user, var/direction)
 	if(user.stat || user.stunned)
 		return

code/game/objects/items/devices/paicard_vr.dm

@@ -216,7 +216,12 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(paikeys)
 		else
 			to_chat(user, span_warning("You would need to remove the installed [I] first!"))
 
-/obj/item/paicard/attack_self(mob/user)
+/obj/item/paicard/attack_self(mob/user, callback)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(special_handling && !callback)
+		return FALSE
 	if(!panel_open)
 		access_screen(user)
 		return

code/game/objects/items/devices/pipe_painter.dm

@@ -25,7 +25,10 @@
 
 	P.change_color(GLOB.pipe_colors[mode])
 
-/obj/item/pipe_painter/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/pipe_painter/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/new_mode = tgui_input_list(user, "Which colour do you want to use?", "Pipe painter", modes)
 	if(!new_mode)
 		return

code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/beacon.dm

@@ -34,8 +34,12 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_BOILERPLATE(all_beacons, /obj/item/radio/beacon)
 	name = "suspicious beacon"
 	desc = "A label on it reads: <i>Activate to have a singularity beacon teleported to your location</i>."
 	origin_tech = list(TECH_BLUESPACE = 1, TECH_ILLEGAL = 7)
+	beacon = TRUE
 
-/obj/item/radio/beacon/syndicate/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/radio/beacon/syndicate/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(user)
 		to_chat(user, span_notice("Locked In"))
 		new /obj/machinery/power/singularity_beacon/syndicate( user.loc )

code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/electropack.dm

@@ -14,6 +14,7 @@
 	matter = list(MAT_STEEL = 10000,MAT_GLASS = 2500)
 
 	var/code = 2
+	electric_pack = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/radio/electropack/attack_hand(mob/living/user as mob)
 	if(src == user.back)
@@ -104,8 +105,10 @@
 		master.receive_signal()
 	return
 
-/obj/item/radio/electropack/attack_self(mob/user as mob, flag1)
-
+/obj/item/radio/electropack/attack_self(mob/user, flag1)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(!ishuman(user))
 		return
 	user.set_machine(src)

code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/jammer.dm

@@ -85,6 +85,9 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(active_radio_jammers)
 		return ..()
 
 /obj/item/radio_jammer/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(on)
 		turn_off(user)
 	else

code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/radio.dm

@@ -44,6 +44,11 @@
 	var/datum/radio_frequency/radio_connection
 	var/list/datum/radio_frequency/secure_radio_connections
 
+	///If we're a syndicate beacon or not.
+	var/beacon = FALSE
+	var/electric_pack = FALSE
+	var/uplink = FALSE
+
 /obj/item/radio/proc/set_frequency(new_frequency)
 	SSradio.remove_object(src, frequency)
 	frequency = new_frequency
@@ -115,7 +120,12 @@
 /obj/item/radio/proc/recalculateChannels()
 	return
 
-/obj/item/radio/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/radio/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(beacon || electric_pack || uplink)
+		return
 	interact(user)
 
 /obj/item/radio/interact(mob/user)

code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners/gas.dm

@@ -17,6 +17,9 @@
 	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/pickup/device.ogg'
 	drop_sound = 'sound/items/drop/device.ogg'
 
+	///Var for attack_self chain
+	var/special_handling = FALSE
+
 /obj/item/analyzer/atmosanalyze(var/mob/user)
 	var/air = user.return_air()
 	if (!air)
@@ -24,7 +27,12 @@
 
 	return atmosanalyzer_scan(src, air, user)
 
-/obj/item/analyzer/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/analyzer/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(special_handling)
+		return FALSE
 	if (user.stat)
 		return
 	if (!user.IsAdvancedToolUser())

code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners/mass_spectrometer.dm

@@ -31,7 +31,10 @@
 	else
 		icon_state = initial(icon_state)
 
-/obj/item/mass_spectrometer/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/mass_spectrometer/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if (user.stat)
 		return
 	if (!user.IsAdvancedToolUser())

code/game/objects/items/devices/scanners/sleevemate.dm

@@ -97,6 +97,9 @@ var/global/mob/living/carbon/human/dummy/mannequin/sleevemate_mob
 		to_chat(user,span_warning("Not a compatible subject to work with!"))
 
 /obj/item/sleevemate/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(!stored_mind)
 		to_chat(user,span_warning("No stored mind in \the [src]."))
 		return

code/game/objects/items/devices/spy_bug.dm

@@ -26,11 +26,13 @@
 	camera = new camtype(src)
 
 /obj/item/camerabug/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(user.a_intent == I_HURT)
 		to_chat(user, span_notice("You crush the [src] under your foot, breaking it."))
 		visible_message(span_notice("[user.name] crushes the [src] under their foot, breaking it!"))
 		new brokentype(get_turf(src))
-		spawn(0)
 		qdel(src)
 /*	else
 		radio.interact(user)
@@ -170,7 +172,9 @@
 	radio = new(src)
 */
 /obj/item/bug_monitor/attack_self(mob/user)
-//	radio.attack_self(user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	view_cameras(user)
 
 /obj/item/bug_monitor/attackby(obj/item/W as obj, mob/living/user as mob)

code/game/objects/items/devices/suit_cooling.dm

@@ -123,7 +123,10 @@
 	STOP_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
 	update_icon()
 
-/obj/item/suit_cooling_unit/attack_self(var/mob/user)
+/obj/item/suit_cooling_unit/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(cover_open && cell)
 		if(ishuman(user))
 			user.put_in_hands(cell)

code/game/objects/items/devices/t_scanner.dm

@@ -25,6 +25,9 @@
 	icon_state = "t-ray[on]"
 
 /obj/item/t_scanner/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	set_active(!on)
 
 /obj/item/t_scanner/proc/set_active(var/active)

code/game/objects/items/devices/taperecorder.dm

@@ -342,6 +342,9 @@
 
 
 /obj/item/taperecorder/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(recording || playing)
 		stop()
 	else
@@ -387,6 +390,9 @@
 	ruin()
 
 /obj/item/rectape/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(!ruined)
 		to_chat(user, span_notice("You pull out all the tape!"))
 		ruin()

code/game/objects/items/devices/text_to_speech.dm

@@ -6,7 +6,10 @@
 	w_class = ITEMSIZE_SMALL
 	var/named
 
-/obj/item/text_to_speech/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/text_to_speech/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(user.incapacitated(INCAPACITATION_KNOCKDOWN|INCAPACITATION_DISABLED)) // EDIT: We can use the device only if we are not in certain types of incapacitation. We don't want chairs stopping us from texting!!
 		to_chat(user, "You cannot activate the device in your state.")
 		return

code/game/objects/items/devices/ticket_printer.dm

@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@
 	drop_sound = 'sound/items/drop/device.ogg'
 
 /obj/item/ticket_printer/attack_self(mob/user)
-	. = ..()
+	. = ..(user)
 	if(last_print + print_cooldown <= world.time)
 		print_a_ticket(user)
 	else

code/game/objects/items/devices/traitordevices.dm

@@ -32,7 +32,10 @@ effective or pretty fucking useless.
 	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/pickup/device.ogg'
 	drop_sound = 'sound/items/drop/device.ogg'
 
-/obj/item/batterer/attack_self(mob/living/carbon/user as mob, flag = 0, emp = 0)
+/obj/item/batterer/attack_self(mob/user, flag = 0, emp = 0)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(!user) 	return
 	if(times_used >= max_uses)
 		to_chat(user, span_warning("The mind batterer has been burnt out!"))

code/game/objects/items/devices/transfer_valve.dm

@@ -72,6 +72,9 @@
 		sense_proximity(callback = TYPE_PROC_REF(/atom,HasProximity))
 
 /obj/item/transfer_valve/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	tgui_interact(user)
 
 /obj/item/transfer_valve/tgui_state(mob/user)

code/game/objects/items/devices/translator.dm

@@ -15,6 +15,9 @@
 	drop_sound = 'sound/items/drop/device.ogg'
 
 /obj/item/universal_translator/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(!listening) //Turning ON
 		langset = tgui_input_list(user,"Translate to which of your languages?","Language Selection", user.languages)
 		if(langset)

code/game/objects/items/devices/translocator_vr.dm

@@ -34,6 +34,9 @@
 	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/pickup/device.ogg'
 	drop_sound = 'sound/items/drop/device.ogg'
 
+	///Var for attack_self chain
+	var/special_handling = FALSE
+
 /obj/item/perfect_tele/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
 
@@ -115,6 +118,11 @@
 	return TRUE
 
 /obj/item/perfect_tele/attack_self(mob/user, var/radial_menu_anchor = src)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(special_handling)
+		return FALSE
 	if(loc_network)
 		for(var/obj/item/perfect_tele_beacon/stationary/nb in GLOB.premade_tele_beacons)
 			if(nb.tele_network == loc_network)
@@ -404,6 +412,9 @@ not carry this around."}, "OOC Warning", list("Take It","Leave It"))
 GLOBAL_LIST_BOILERPLATE(premade_tele_beacons, /obj/item/perfect_tele_beacon/stationary)
 
 /obj/item/perfect_tele_beacon/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(!isliving(user))
 		return
 	var/mob/living/L = user

code/game/objects/items/devices/tvcamera.dm

@@ -48,6 +48,9 @@
 	. = ..()
 
 /obj/item/tvcamera/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	add_fingerprint(user)
 	user.set_machine(src)
 	show_ui(user)

code/game/objects/items/devices/uplink.dm

@@ -217,20 +217,33 @@
 //
 // Includes normal radio uplink, multitool uplink,
 // implant uplink (not the implant tool) and a preset headset uplink.
+
+/obj/item/radio/uplink
+	uplink = TRUE
+
 /obj/item/radio/uplink/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
 	hidden_uplink = new(src)
 	icon_state = "radio"
 
-/obj/item/radio/uplink/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/radio/uplink/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(hidden_uplink)
 		hidden_uplink.trigger(user)
 
+/obj/item/multitool/uplink
+	uplink = TRUE
+
 /obj/item/multitool/uplink/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
 	hidden_uplink = new(src)
 
-/obj/item/multitool/uplink/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/multitool/uplink/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(hidden_uplink)
 		hidden_uplink.trigger(user)
 

code/game/objects/items/devices/vacpack.dm

@@ -23,7 +23,10 @@
 	var/vac_owner = null
 	flags = NOBLUDGEON
 
-/obj/item/vac_attachment/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+/obj/item/vac_attachment/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/set_input = null
 	if(!output_dest)
 		set_input = "output destination"

code/game/objects/items/devices/whistle.dm

@@ -31,7 +31,10 @@
 
 	to_chat(usr, "You configure the hailer to shout \"[use_message]\".")
 
-/obj/item/hailer/attack_self(mob/living/carbon/user as mob)
+/obj/item/hailer/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if (spamcheck)
 		return
 

code/game/objects/items/glassjar.dm

@@ -17,6 +17,11 @@
 	drop_sound = 'sound/items/drop/glass.ogg'
 	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/pickup/glass.ogg'
 
+	///If we can fill it with water
+	var/can_fill = FALSE
+	///If we are filled with water.
+	var/filled = FALSE
+
 /obj/item/glass_jar/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
 	update_icon()
@@ -24,6 +29,16 @@
 /obj/item/glass_jar/afterattack(var/atom/A, var/mob/user, var/proximity)
 	if(!proximity || contains)
 		return
+	if(can_fill && !filled)
+		if(istype(A, /obj/structure/sink) || istype(A, /turf/simulated/floor/water))
+			if(contains && user.a_intent == I_HELP)
+				to_chat(user, span_warning("That probably isn't the best idea."))
+				return
+
+			to_chat(user, span_notice("You fill \the [src] with water!"))
+			filled = TRUE
+			update_icon()
+			return
 	if(istype(A, /mob))
 		var/accept = 0
 		for(var/D in accept_mobs)
@@ -47,7 +62,30 @@
 		update_icon()
 		return
 
-/obj/item/glass_jar/attack_self(var/mob/user)
+/obj/item/glass_jar/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+
+	//For the fish jars
+	if(can_fill && filled)
+		if(contains == JAR_ANIMAL)
+			if(user.a_intent == I_HELP)
+				to_chat(user, span_notice("Maybe you shouldn't empty the water..."))
+				return
+
+			else
+				filled = FALSE
+				user.visible_message(span_warning("[user] dumps out \the [src]'s water!"))
+				update_icon()
+				return
+
+		else
+			user.visible_message(span_notice("[user] dumps \the [src]'s water."))
+			filled = FALSE
+			update_icon()
+			return
+
 	switch(contains)
 		if(JAR_MONEY)
 			for(var/obj/O in src)
@@ -87,13 +125,20 @@
 /obj/item/glass_jar/update_icon() // Also updates name and desc
 	underlays.Cut()
 	cut_overlays()
+
+	if(filled)
+		underlays += image(icon, "[icon_state]_water")
+
 	switch(contains)
 		if(JAR_NOTHING)
 			name = initial(name)
 			desc = initial(desc)
 		if(JAR_MONEY)
-			name = "tip jar"
-			desc = "A small jar with money inside."
+			if(can_fill)
+				name = "tip tank"
+			else
+				name = "tip jar"
+			desc = "A [name] with money inside."
 			for(var/obj/item/spacecash/S in src)
 				var/image/money = image(S.icon, S.icon_state)
 				money.pixel_x = rand(-2, 3)
@@ -101,31 +146,52 @@
 				money.transform *= 0.6
 				underlays += money
 		if(JAR_ANIMAL)
-			for(var/mob/M in src)
-				var/image/victim = image(M.icon, M.icon_state)
-				victim.pixel_y = 6
-				victim.color = M.color
-				if(M.plane == PLANE_LIGHTING_ABOVE)	// This will only show up on the ground sprite, due to the HuD being over it, so we need both images.
-					var/image/victim_glow = image(M.icon, M.icon_state)
-					victim_glow.pixel_y = 6
-					victim_glow.color = M.color
-					underlays += victim_glow
-				underlays += victim
-				name = "glass jar with [M]"
-				desc = "A small jar with [M] inside."
+			//tank
+			if(can_fill)
+				for(var/mob/M in src)
+					var/image/victim = image(M.icon, M.icon_state)
+					var/initial_x_scale = M.icon_scale_x
+					var/initial_y_scale = M.icon_scale_y
+					M.adjust_scale(0.7)
+					victim.appearance = M.appearance
+					M.adjust_scale(initial_x_scale, initial_y_scale)
+					victim.pixel_y = 4
+					underlays += victim
+					name = "[name] with [M]"
+					desc = "A large [name] with [M] inside."
+			else
+				for(var/mob/M in src)
+					var/image/victim = image(M.icon, M.icon_state)
+					victim.pixel_y = 6
+					victim.color = M.color
+					if(M.plane == PLANE_LIGHTING_ABOVE)	// This will only show up on the ground sprite, due to the HuD being over it, so we need both images.
+						var/image/victim_glow = image(M.icon, M.icon_state)
+						victim_glow.pixel_y = 6
+						victim_glow.color = M.color
+						underlays += victim_glow
+					underlays += victim
+					name = "glass jar with [M]"
+					desc = "A small jar with [M] inside."
 		if(JAR_SPIDER)
 			for(var/obj/effect/spider/spiderling/S in src)
 				var/image/victim = image(S.icon, S.icon_state)
 				underlays += victim
-				name = "glass jar with [S]"
-				desc = "A small jar with [S] inside."
-	return
+				if(can_fill)
+					name = "[name] with [S]"
+					desc = "A large tank with [S] inside."
+				else
+					name = "glass jar with [S]"
+					desc = "A small jar with [S] inside."
+				underlays += victim
+
+	if(filled)
+		desc = "[desc] It contains water."
 
 /obj/item/glass_jar/fish
 	name = "glass tank"
 	desc = "A large glass tank."
 
-	var/filled = FALSE
+	can_fill = TRUE
 
 	w_class = ITEMSIZE_NORMAL
 
@@ -136,85 +202,6 @@
 	desc = "A large plastic tank."
 	matter = list(MAT_PLASTIC = 4000)
 
-/obj/item/glass_jar/fish/update_icon() // Also updates name and desc
-	underlays.Cut()
-	cut_overlays()
-
-	if(filled)
-		underlays += image(icon, "[icon_state]_water")
-
-	switch(contains)
-		if(JAR_NOTHING)
-			name = initial(name)
-			desc = initial(desc)
-		if(JAR_MONEY)
-			name = "tip tank"
-			desc = "A large [name] with money inside."
-			for(var/obj/item/spacecash/S in src)
-				var/image/money = image(S.icon, S.icon_state)
-				money.pixel_x = rand(-2, 3)
-				money.pixel_y = rand(-6, 6)
-				money.transform *= 0.6
-				underlays += money
-		if(JAR_ANIMAL)
-			for(var/mob/M in src)
-				var/image/victim = image(M.icon, M.icon_state)
-				var/initial_x_scale = M.icon_scale_x
-				var/initial_y_scale = M.icon_scale_y
-				M.adjust_scale(0.7)
-				victim.appearance = M.appearance
-				M.adjust_scale(initial_x_scale, initial_y_scale)
-				victim.pixel_y = 4
-				underlays += victim
-				name = "[name] with [M]"
-				desc = "A large [name] with [M] inside."
-		if(JAR_SPIDER)
-			for(var/obj/effect/spider/spiderling/S in src)
-				var/image/victim = image(S.icon, S.icon_state)
-				underlays += victim
-				name = "[name] with [S]"
-				desc = "A large tank with [S] inside."
-
-	if(filled)
-		desc = "[desc] It contains water."
-
-	return
-
-/obj/item/glass_jar/fish/afterattack(var/atom/A, var/mob/user, var/proximity)
-	if(!filled)
-		if(istype(A, /obj/structure/sink) || istype(A, /turf/simulated/floor/water))
-			if(contains && user.a_intent == I_HELP)
-				to_chat(user, span_warning("That probably isn't the best idea."))
-				return
-
-			to_chat(user, span_notice("You fill \the [src] with water!"))
-			filled = TRUE
-			update_icon()
-			return
-
-	return ..()
-
-/obj/item/glass_jar/fish/attack_self(var/mob/user)
-	if(filled)
-		if(contains == JAR_ANIMAL)
-			if(user.a_intent == I_HELP)
-				to_chat(user, span_notice("Maybe you shouldn't empty the water..."))
-				return
-
-			else
-				filled = FALSE
-				user.visible_message(span_warning("[user] dumps out \the [src]'s water!"))
-				update_icon()
-				return
-
-		else
-			user.visible_message(span_notice("[user] dumps \the [src]'s water."))
-			filled = FALSE
-			update_icon()
-			return
-
-	return ..()
-
 #undef JAR_NOTHING
 #undef JAR_MONEY
 #undef JAR_ANIMAL

code/game/objects/items/gunbox.dm

@@ -7,7 +7,14 @@
 	icon = 'icons/obj/storage.dmi'
 	icon_state = "gunbox"
 	w_class = ITEMSIZE_HUGE
+	///If the gunbox has custom attack_self code
+	var/variant_gunbox = FALSE
 /obj/item/gunbox/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(variant_gunbox)
+		return
 	var/list/options = list()
 	options["M1911 (.45)"] = list(/obj/item/gun/projectile/colt/detective, /obj/item/ammo_magazine/m45/rubber, /obj/item/ammo_magazine/m45/rubber)
 	options["MT Mk58 (.45)"] = list(/obj/item/gun/projectile/sec, /obj/item/ammo_magazine/m45/rubber, /obj/item/ammo_magazine/m45/rubber)
@@ -30,7 +37,11 @@
 /obj/item/gunbox/stun
 	name = "non-lethal sidearm box"
 	desc = "A secure box containing a non-lethal sidearm."
+	variant_gunbox = TRUE
 /obj/item/gunbox/stun/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/list/options = list()
 	options["Stun Revolver"] = list(/obj/item/gun/energy/stunrevolver/detective, /obj/item/cell/device/weapon, /obj/item/cell/device/weapon)
 	options["Taser"] = list(/obj/item/gun/energy/taser, /obj/item/cell/device/weapon, /obj/item/cell/device/weapon)
@@ -52,7 +63,11 @@
 	name = "centcom sidearm box"
 	desc = "A secure box containing a lethal sidearm used by Central Command."
 	w_class = ITEMSIZE_HUGE
+	variant_gunbox = TRUE
 /obj/item/gunbox/centcom/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/list/options = list()
 	options["Écureuil (10mm)"] = list(/obj/item/gun/projectile/ecureuil, /obj/item/ammo_magazine/m10mm/pistol, /obj/item/ammo_magazine/m10mm/pistol)
 	options["Écureuil Olive (10mm)"] = list(/obj/item/gun/projectile/ecureuil/tac, /obj/item/ammo_magazine/m10mm/pistol, /obj/item/ammo_magazine/m10mm/pistol)

code/game/objects/items/gunbox_vr.dm

@@ -6,8 +6,12 @@
 	desc = "A secure guncase containing the warden's beloved shotgun."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/storage_vr.dmi'
 	icon_state = "gunboxw"
+	variant_gunbox = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/gunbox/warden/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/list/options = list()
 	options["Warden's combat shotgun"] = list(/obj/item/gun/projectile/shotgun/pump/combat/warden, /obj/item/ammo_magazine/ammo_box/b12g/beanbag)
 	options["Warden's compact shotgun"] = list(/obj/item/gun/projectile/shotgun/compact/warden, /obj/item/ammo_magazine/ammo_box/b12g/beanbag)
@@ -30,7 +34,11 @@
 	desc = "A secure box containing a sidearm befitting of the site manager. Includes both lethal and non-lethal munitions, beware what's loaded!"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/storage.dmi'
 	icon_state = "gunbox"
+	variant_gunbox = TRUE
 /obj/item/gunbox/captain/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/list/options = list()
 	options["M1911 (.45)"] = list(/obj/item/gun/projectile/colt/detective, /obj/item/ammo_magazine/m45/rubber, /obj/item/ammo_magazine/m45)
 	options["MT Mk58 (.45)"] = list(/obj/item/gun/projectile/sec, /obj/item/ammo_magazine/m45/rubber, /obj/item/ammo_magazine/m45)

code/game/objects/items/holosign_creator.dm

@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@
 			to_chat(user, span_notice("[src] is projecting at max capacity!"))
 
 /obj/item/holosign_creator/attack_self(mob/user)
-	. = ..()
+	. = ..(user)
 	if(.)
 		return
 	if(signs.len)

code/game/objects/items/leash.dm

@@ -98,6 +98,9 @@
 //Called when the leash is used in hand
 //Tugs the pet closer
 /obj/item/leash/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(!leash_pet) //No pet, no tug.
 		return
 	//Yank the pet. Yank em in close.

code/game/objects/items/magazine.dm

@@ -85,6 +85,9 @@
 		to_chat(user, "The headline screams, \"[headline]\"")
 
 /obj/item/tabloid/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	user.visible_message(span_notice("\The [user] leafs idly through \the [src]."))
 	if(headline)
 		to_chat(user, "Most of it is the usual tabloid garbage, but the headline story, \"[headline]\", holds your attention for awhile.")

code/game/objects/items/petrifier.dm

@@ -17,8 +17,10 @@
 	. = ..()
 	linked = to_link
 
-/obj/item/petrifier/attack_self(var/mob/user)
-	. = ..()
+/obj/item/petrifier/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if (!isturf(user.loc) && user.get_ultimate_mob() != target)
 		to_chat(user, span_warning("The device beeps but does nothing."))
 		return

code/game/objects/items/pizza_voucher_vr.dm

@@ -21,6 +21,9 @@
 	desc = "A pocket-sized plastic slip with a button in the middle. \"[pick(descstrings)]\" is written on the back."
 
 /obj/item/pizzavoucher/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	add_fingerprint(user)
 	if(!spent)
 		user.visible_message(span_notice("[user] presses a button on [src]!"))

code/game/objects/items/poi_items.dm

@@ -212,8 +212,10 @@
 
 	return ..()
 
-/obj/item/poi/broken_drone_circuit/attack_self(mob/living/user as mob)
-
+/obj/item/poi/broken_drone_circuit/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 
 	user.visible_message(message = "[user] is studiously examining [src]", self_message = "You take your time to analyze the circuit...")
 	var/message = ""
@@ -242,7 +244,3 @@
 
 	if(do_after(user, delay = 5 SECONDS, target = src))
 		to_chat(user, message)
-
-
-
-	..()

code/game/objects/items/robobag.dm

@@ -7,14 +7,8 @@
 	icon_state = "bodybag_folded"
 	item_state = "bodybag_cryo_folded"
 	origin_tech = list(TECH_ENGINEERING = 3)
-
-/obj/item/bodybag/cryobag/robobag/attack_self(mob/user)
-	var/obj/structure/closet/body_bag/cryobag/robobag/R = new /obj/structure/closet/body_bag/cryobag/robobag(user.loc)
-	R.add_fingerprint(user)
-	if(syringe)
-		R.syringe = syringe
-		syringe = null
-	qdel(src)
+	robotic = TRUE
+	cryogenic = FALSE
 
 /obj/structure/closet/body_bag/cryobag/robobag
 	name = "synthmorph bag"

code/game/objects/items/robot/robot_upgrades.dm

@@ -55,7 +55,10 @@
 	item_state = "cyborg_upgrade"
 	var/heldname = "default name"
 
-/obj/item/borg/upgrade/utility/rename/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/borg/upgrade/utility/rename/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/new_name = tgui_input_text(user, "Enter new robot name", "Robot Reclassification", heldname, MAX_NAME_LEN)
 	if(new_name)
 		heldname = new_name

code/game/objects/items/selectable_item_vr.dm

@@ -10,7 +10,10 @@
 	var/list/item_options = list("Gift" = /obj/item/a_gift,
 									"Health Analyzer" = /obj/item/healthanalyzer)
 
-/obj/item/selectable_item/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/selectable_item/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	tgui_alert(user, {"[preface_string]"}, preface_title)
 	var/chosen_item = tgui_input_list(user, selection_string, selection_title, item_options)
 	chosen_item = item_options[chosen_item]

code/game/objects/items/stacks/marker_beacons.dm

@@ -27,6 +27,7 @@ var/list/marker_beacon_colors = list(
 	w_class = ITEMSIZE_SMALL
 	var/icon_base = "marker"
 	var/picked_color = "random"
+	custom_handling = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/stack/marker_beacon/ten
 	amount = 10
@@ -50,6 +51,9 @@ var/list/marker_beacon_colors = list(
 	icon_state = "[icon_base][lowertext(picked_color)]"
 
 /obj/item/stack/marker_beacon/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(!isturf(user.loc))
 		to_chat(user, span_warning("You need more space to place a [singular_name] here."))
 		return

code/game/objects/items/stacks/sandbags.dm

@@ -128,6 +128,7 @@
 	pass_color = TRUE
 
 	var/bag_material = MAT_CLOTH
+	custom_handling = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/stack/emptysandbag/Initialize(mapload, var/amt, var/bag_mat)
 	. = ..(mapload, amt)
@@ -138,7 +139,10 @@
 		return INITIALIZE_HINT_QDEL
 	color = M.icon_colour
 
-/obj/item/stack/emptysandbag/attack_self(var/mob/user)
+/obj/item/stack/emptysandbag/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	while(do_after(user, 1 SECOND, target = src) && can_use(1) && istype(get_turf(src), /turf/simulated/floor/outdoors))
 		use(1)
 		var/obj/item/stack/sandbags/SB = new (get_turf(src), 1, bag_material)

code/game/objects/items/stacks/stack.dm

@@ -31,6 +31,10 @@
 	var/strict_color_stacking = FALSE // Will the stack merge with other stacks that are different colors? (Dyed cloth, wood, etc)
 	var/is_building = FALSE
 
+	var/custom_handling = FALSE
+	var/beacons = FALSE
+	var/sandbags = FALSE
+
 /obj/item/stack/Initialize(mapload, var/starting_amount)
 	. = ..()
 	if(!stacktype)
@@ -84,6 +88,11 @@
 		. += get_examine_string()
 
 /obj/item/stack/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(custom_handling)
+		return FALSE
 	tgui_interact(user)
 
 /obj/item/stack/tgui_interact(mob/user, datum/tgui/ui, datum/tgui/parent_ui)

code/game/objects/items/stacks/telecrystal.dm

@@ -9,6 +9,7 @@
 	max_amount = 240
 	origin_tech = list(TECH_MATERIAL = 6, TECH_BLUESPACE = 4)
 	force = 1 //Needs a token force to ensure you can attack because for some reason you can't attack with 0 force things
+	custom_handling = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/stack/telecrystal/apply_hit_effect(mob/living/target, mob/living/user, var/hit_zone)
 	if(amount >= 5)
@@ -18,7 +19,10 @@
 	else
 		to_chat(user, span_warning("There are not enough telecrystals to do that."))
 
-/obj/item/stack/telecrystal/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/stack/telecrystal/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(user.mind.accept_tcrystals) //Checks to see if antag type allows for tcrystals
 		to_chat(user, span_notice("You use \the [src], adding [src.amount] to your balance."))
 		user.mind.tcrystals += amount

code/game/objects/items/toys/fake_coin.dm

@@ -106,7 +106,10 @@
 	desc = "Shiny green " + MAT_VERDANTIUM + ", pressed into a coin. It almost seems to glimmer under starlight."
 	icon_state = "coin_verdantium"
 
-/obj/item/fake_coin/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/fake_coin/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/result = rand(1, sides)
 	var/comment = ""
 	if(result == 1)

code/game/objects/items/toys/mech_toys.dm

@@ -115,12 +115,13 @@
 
 //all credit to skasi for toy mech fun ideas
 /obj/item/toy/mecha/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(timer < world.time)
 		to_chat(user, span_notice("You play with [src]."))
 		timer = world.time + cooldown
 		playsound(user, 'sound/mecha/mechstep.ogg', 20, TRUE)
-	else
-		. = ..()
 
 /obj/item/toy/mecha/attack_hand(mob/user)
 	. = ..()

code/game/objects/items/toys/toys.dm

@@ -163,20 +163,23 @@
 	w_class = ITEMSIZE_SMALL
 	attack_verb = list("attacked", "struck", "hit")
 
-/obj/item/toy/sword/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	src.active = !( src.active )
-	if (src.active)
+/obj/item/toy/sword/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	active = !active
+	if(active)
 		to_chat(user, span_notice("You extend the plastic blade with a quick flick of your wrist."))
 		playsound(src, 'sound/weapons/saberon.ogg', 50, 1)
-		src.item_state = "[icon_state]_blade"
-		src.w_class = ITEMSIZE_LARGE
+		item_state = "[icon_state]_blade"
+		w_class = ITEMSIZE_LARGE
 	else
 		to_chat(user, span_notice("You push the plastic blade back down into the handle."))
 		playsound(src, 'sound/weapons/saberoff.ogg', 50, 1)
-		src.item_state = "[icon_state]"
-		src.w_class = ITEMSIZE_SMALL
+		item_state = "[icon_state]"
+		w_class = ITEMSIZE_SMALL
 	update_icon()
-	src.add_fingerprint(user)
+	add_fingerprint(user)
 	return
 
 /obj/item/toy/sword/update_icon()
@@ -282,7 +285,10 @@
 	w_class = ITEMSIZE_TINY
 	slot_flags = SLOT_EARS | SLOT_HOLSTER
 
-/obj/item/toy/bosunwhistle/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/toy/bosunwhistle/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(cooldown < world.time - 35)
 		to_chat(user, span_notice("You blow on [src], creating an ear-splitting noise!"))
 		playsound(src, 'sound/misc/boatswain.ogg', 20, 1)
@@ -305,9 +311,12 @@
 	. = ..()
 	desc = "A \"Space Life\" brand [name]"
 
-/obj/item/toy/figure/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/toy/figure/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(cooldown < world.time)
-		cooldown = (world.time + 30) //3 second cooldown
+		cooldown = (world.time + 3 SECONDS)
 		user.visible_message(span_notice("The [src] says \"[toysay]\"."))
 		playsound(src, 'sound/machines/click.ogg', 20, 1)
 
@@ -629,16 +638,12 @@
 	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
 	icon_state = "basecarp"
 	attack_verb = list("bitten", "eaten", "fin slapped")
-	var/bitesound = 'sound/weapons/bite.ogg'
+	squeeze_sound = 'sound/weapons/bite.ogg'
+	cooldown_length = 1 SECOND
 
 // Attack mob
 /obj/item/toy/plushie/carp/attack(mob/M as mob, mob/user as mob)
-	playsound(src, bitesound, 20, 1)	// Play bite sound in local area
-	return ..()
-
-// Attack self
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/carp/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	playsound(src, bitesound, 20, 1)
+	playsound(src, squeeze_sound, 20, 1)	// Play bite sound in local area
 	return ..()
 
 
@@ -810,6 +815,16 @@
 	//This should be used if a plushie can be made to say custom messages. Not currently required at the moment, but here just in case it'd added in the future.
 	var/prevent_impersonation = FALSE
 
+	var/special_handling = TRUE
+
+	///The sound we make when squeezed
+	var/squeeze_sound = 'sound/items/drop/plushie.ogg'
+
+	///Timer to track how long until we can play a sound again
+	var/cooldown_timer
+	///How long our cooldown timer is. Default 15 seconds
+	var/cooldown_length = 15 SECONDS
+
 /obj/item/toy/plushie/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
 	adjusted_name = name
@@ -821,7 +836,12 @@
 		if(in_range(user, src) && stored_item)
 			. += span_italics("You can see something in there...")
 
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/toy/plushie/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(special_handling)
+		return
 	if(stored_item && opened && !searching)
 		searching = TRUE
 		if(do_after(user, 1 SECOND, target = src))
@@ -843,7 +863,9 @@
 		user.visible_message(span_warning(span_bold("\The [user]") + " attempts to strangle [src]!"),span_warning("You attempt to strangle [src]!"))
 	else
 		user.visible_message(span_notice(span_bold("\The [user]") + " pokes [src]."),span_notice("You poke [src]."))
-		playsound(src, 'sound/items/drop/plushie.ogg', 25, 0)
+		if(cooldown_timer < world.time)
+			playsound(src, squeeze_sound, 25, 0)
+			cooldown_timer = world.time + cooldown_length
 	if(pokephrase) //There was no indiciation you had to use disarm intent to make it speak...So now it speaks if you touch it at all!
 		say_phrase()
 	last_message = world.time
@@ -1186,14 +1208,7 @@
 	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
 	icon_state = "plushie_tin"
 	pokephrase = "Peep peep!"
-	var/cooldown = 0
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/tinytin/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	if(!cooldown)
-		playsound(user, 'sound/voice/peep.ogg', 20, 0)
-		cooldown = TRUE
-		addtimer(VARSET_CALLBACK(src, cooldown, FALSE), 15 SECONDS, TIMER_DELETE_ME)
-	return ..()
+	squeeze_sound = 'sound/voice/peep.ogg'
 
 /obj/item/toy/plushie/tinytin_sec
 	name = "officer tiny tin plushie"
@@ -1202,14 +1217,7 @@
 	icon_state = "plushie_tinsec"
 	bubble_icon = "security"
 	pokephrase = "That means you fucked up!"
-	var/cooldown = 0
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/tinytin_sec/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	if(!cooldown)
-		playsound(user, 'sound/voice/tinytin_fuckedup.ogg', 25, 0)
-		cooldown = TRUE
-		addtimer(VARSET_CALLBACK(src, cooldown, FALSE), 15 SECONDS, TIMER_DELETE_ME)
-	return ..()
+	squeeze_sound = 'sound/voice/tinytin_fuckedup.ogg'
 
 //Toy cult sword
 /obj/item/toy/cultsword
@@ -1257,13 +1265,15 @@
 	var/cooldown = 0
 	var/list/possible_answers = list("Definitely.", "All signs point to yes.", "Most likely.", "Yes.", "Ask again later.", "Better not tell you now.", "Future unclear.", "Maybe.", "Doubtful.", "No.", "Don't count on it.", "Never.")
 
-/obj/item/toy/eight_ball/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/toy/eight_ball/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(!cooldown)
 		var/answer = pick(possible_answers)
 		user.visible_message(span_notice("[user] focuses on their question and [use_action]..."))
 		user.visible_message(span_notice("The [src] says \"[answer]\""))
-		spawn(30)
-			cooldown = 0
+		VARSET_IN(src, cooldown, FALSE, 3 SECONDS)
 		return
 
 /obj/item/toy/eight_ball/conch
@@ -1320,26 +1330,7 @@
 	/obj/item/toy/character/voidone,
 	/obj/item/toy/character/lich
 	)
-/* VOREStation edit. Moved to toys_vr.dm
-/obj/item/toy/AI
-	name = "toy AI"
-	desc = "A little toy model AI core!"// with real law announcing action!" //Alas, requires a rewrite of how ion laws work.
-	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
-	icon_state = "AI"
-	w_class = ITEMSIZE_SMALL
-	var/cooldown = 0
 
-/obj/item/toy/AI/attack_self(mob/user)
-	if(!cooldown) //for the sanity of everyone
-		var/message = generate_ion_law()
-		to_chat(user, span_notice("You press the button on [src]."))
-		playsound(src, 'sound/machines/click.ogg', 20, 1)
-		visible_message(span_danger("[message]"))
-		cooldown = 1
-		spawn(30) cooldown = 0
-		return
-	..()
-*/
 /obj/item/toy/owl
 	name = "owl action figure"
 	desc = "An action figure modeled after 'The Owl', defender of justice."
@@ -1349,15 +1340,16 @@
 	var/cooldown = 0
 
 /obj/item/toy/owl/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(!cooldown) //for the sanity of everyone
 		var/message = pick("You won't get away this time, Griffin!", "Stop right there, criminal!", "Hoot! Hoot!", "I am the night!")
 		to_chat(user, span_notice("You pull the string on the [src]."))
 		//playsound(src, 'sound/misc/hoot.ogg', 25, 1)
 		visible_message(span_danger("[message]"))
 		cooldown = 1
-		spawn(30) cooldown = 0
-		return
-	..()
+		VARSET_IN(src, cooldown, FALSE, 3 SECONDS)
 
 /obj/item/toy/griffin
 	name = "griffin action figure"
@@ -1368,15 +1360,16 @@
 	var/cooldown = 0
 
 /obj/item/toy/griffin/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(!cooldown) //for the sanity of everyone
 		var/message = pick("You can't stop me, Owl!", "My plan is flawless! The vault is mine!", "Caaaawwww!", "You will never catch me!")
 		to_chat(user, span_notice("You pull the string on the [src]."))
 		//playsound(src, 'sound/misc/caw.ogg', 25, 1)
 		visible_message(span_danger("[message]"))
 		cooldown = 1
-		spawn(30) cooldown = 0
-		return
-	..()
+		VARSET_IN(src, cooldown, FALSE, 3 SECONDS)
 
 /* NYET.
 /obj/item/toddler

code/game/objects/items/toys/toys_vr.dm

@@ -180,17 +180,8 @@
 	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
 	icon_state = "plushie_vox"
 	pokephrase = "Skreee!"
-	var/cooldown = FALSE
+	squeeze_sound = 'sound/voice/shriek1.ogg'
 
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/vox/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	if(!cooldown)
-		playsound(user, 'sound/voice/shriek1.ogg', 10, 0)
-		cooldown = TRUE
-		addtimer(VARSET_CALLBACK(src, cooldown, FALSE), 15 SECONDS, TIMER_DELETE_ME)
-	return ..()
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/vox/proc/cooldownreset()
-	cooldown = 0
 
 /obj/item/toy/plushie/ipc
 	name = "IPC plushie"
@@ -199,7 +190,7 @@
 	icon_state = "plushie_ipc"
 	bubble_icon = "synthetic"
 	pokephrase = "Ping!"
-	var/cooldown = 0
+	squeeze_sound = 'sound/machines/ping.ogg'
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/slice/bread
 	var/toasted = FALSE
@@ -233,13 +224,6 @@
 	else
 		return ..()
 
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/ipc/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	if(!cooldown)
-		playsound(user, 'sound/machines/ping.ogg', 10, 0)
-		cooldown = TRUE
-		addtimer(VARSET_CALLBACK(src, cooldown, FALSE), 15 SECONDS, TIMER_DELETE_ME)
-	return ..()
-
 /obj/item/toy/plushie/ipc/toaster
 	name = "toaster plushie"
 	desc = "A stuffed toy of a pleasant art-deco toaster. It has a small tag on it reading 'Bricker Home Appliances! All rights reserved, copyright 2298.' It's a tad heavy on account of containing a heating coil. Want to make toast?"
@@ -247,13 +231,7 @@
 	attack_verb = list("toasted", "burnt")
 	pokephrase = "Ding!"
 	bubble_icon = "machine"
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/ipc/toaster/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	if(!cooldown)
-		playsound(user, 'sound/machines/ding.ogg', 10, 0)
-		cooldown = TRUE
-		addtimer(VARSET_CALLBACK(src, cooldown, FALSE), 15 SECONDS, TIMER_DELETE_ME)
-	return ..()
+	squeeze_sound = 'sound/machines/ding.ogg'
 
 /obj/item/toy/plushie/snakeplushie
 	name = "snake plushie"
@@ -275,44 +253,26 @@
 	desc = "An adorable plushie of NanoTrasen's Best Girl(TM) mascot. It smells faintly of paperwork."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
 	icon_state = "marketable_pip"
-	var/cooldown = FALSE
+	squeeze_sound = 'sound/effects/whistle.ogg'
 
 /obj/item/toy/plushie/marketable_pip/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user)
 	var/obj/item/card/id/id = I.GetID()
-	if(istype(id) && !cooldown)
+	if(istype(id) && cooldown_timer < world.time)
 		var/responses = list("I'm not giving you all-access.", "Do you want an ID modification?", "Where are you swiping that!?", "Congratulations! You've been promoted to unemployed!")
 		pokephrase = pick(responses)
 		user.visible_message(span_notice("[user] swipes \the [I] against \the [src]."))
 		playsound(user, 'sound/effects/whistle.ogg', 10, 0)
 		say_phrase()
-		cooldown = TRUE
-		addtimer(VARSET_CALLBACK(src, cooldown, FALSE), 15 SECONDS, TIMER_DELETE_ME)
+		cooldown_timer = world.time + cooldown_length
 		return ..()
 
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/marketable_pip/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	if(!cooldown)
-		playsound(user, 'sound/effects/whistle.ogg', 10, 0)
-		cooldown = TRUE
-		addtimer(VARSET_CALLBACK(src, cooldown, FALSE), 15 SECONDS, TIMER_DELETE_ME)
-	return ..()
-
 /obj/item/toy/plushie/moth
 	name = "moth plushie"
 	desc = "A cute plushie of cartoony moth. It's ultra fluffy but leaves dust everywhere."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
 	icon_state = "moth"
 	pokephrase = "Aaaaaaa."
-	var/cooldown = FALSE
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/moth/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	if(!cooldown)
-		playsound(user, 'sound/voice/moth/scream_moth.ogg', 10, 0)
-		cooldown = TRUE
-		addtimer(VARSET_CALLBACK(src, cooldown, FALSE), 15 SECONDS, TIMER_DELETE_ME)
-	return ..()
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/moth/proc/cooldownreset()
-	cooldown = 0
+	squeeze_sound = 'sound/voice/moth/scream_moth.ogg'
 
 /obj/item/toy/plushie/crab
 	name = "crab plushie"
@@ -349,14 +309,7 @@
 	pokephrase = "Stab!"
 	bubble_icon = "security"
 	attack_verb = list("stabbed", "slashed")
-	var/cooldown = FALSE
-
-/obj/item/toy/plushie/sus/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	if(!cooldown)
-		playsound(user, 'sound/weapons/slice.ogg', 10, 0)
-		cooldown = TRUE
-		addtimer(VARSET_CALLBACK(src, cooldown, FALSE), 15 SECONDS, TIMER_DELETE_ME)
-	return ..()
+	squeeze_sound = 'sound/weapons/slice.ogg'
 
 /obj/item/toy/plushie/sus/blue
 	name = "blue spaceman plushie"
@@ -443,6 +396,9 @@
 	icon_state = "chewtoy_poly"
 
 /obj/item/toy/chewtoy/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	playsound(loc, 'sound/items/drop/plushie.ogg', 50, 1)
 	user.visible_message(span_notice(span_bold("\The [user]") + " gnaws on [src]!"),span_notice("You gnaw on [src]!"))
 
@@ -508,6 +464,9 @@
 	var/cooldown = 0
 
 /obj/item/toy/redbutton/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(cooldown < world.time)
 		cooldown = (world.time + 300) // Sets cooldown at 30 seconds
 		user.visible_message(span_warning("[user] presses the big red button."), span_notice("You press the button, it plays a loud noise!"), span_notice("The button clicks loudly."))
@@ -539,7 +498,12 @@
 	var/cooldown = 0
 	var/list/possible_answers = null
 
-/obj/item/toy/AI/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/toy/AI/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(cooldown > world.time) //No, I'm not allowing you to spamclick this to do a search over GLOB.player_list
+		return
 	var/list/players = list()
 
 	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/player in GLOB.player_list)
@@ -557,12 +521,6 @@
 			var/answer = pick(possible_answers)
 			user.visible_message(span_notice("[user] asks the AI core to state laws."))
 			user.visible_message(span_notice("[src] says \"[answer]\""))
-		cooldown = 1
-		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(cooldownreset)), 50)
-		return ..()
-
-/obj/item/toy/AI/proc/cooldownreset()
-	cooldown = 0
 
 /*
  * Toy cuffs
@@ -602,6 +560,9 @@
 	var/cooldown = 0
 
 /obj/item/toy/nuke/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(cooldown < world.time)
 		cooldown = world.time + 1800 //3 minutes
 		user.visible_message(span_warning("[user] presses a button on [src]"), span_notice("You activate [src], it plays a loud noise!"), span_notice("You hear the click of a button."))
@@ -630,8 +591,14 @@
 	var/cooldown = 0
 	var/obj/stored_minature = null
 
-/obj/item/toy/minigibber/attack_self(mob/user)
+/obj/item/toy/minigibber/Destroy()
+	QDEL_NULL(stored_minature)
+	. = ..()
 
+/obj/item/toy/minigibber/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(stored_minature)
 		to_chat(user, span_danger("\The [src] makes a violent grinding noise as it tears apart the miniature figure inside!"))
 		playsound(src, 'sound/effects/splat.ogg', 50, 1)
@@ -670,6 +637,9 @@
 	var/cooldown = 0
 
 /obj/item/toy/toy_xeno/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(cooldown <= world.time)
 		cooldown = (world.time + 50) //5 second cooldown
 		user.visible_message(span_notice("[user] pulls back the string on [src]."))
@@ -712,6 +682,9 @@
 	spin_cylinder()
 
 /obj/item/toy/russian_revolver/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(!bullets_left)
 		user.visible_message(span_warning("[user] loads a bullet into [src]'s cylinder before spinning it."))
 		spin_cylinder()
@@ -802,12 +775,14 @@
 	attack_verb = list("sawed", "cut", "hacked", "carved", "cleaved", "butchered", "felled", "timbered")
 	var/cooldown = 0
 
-/obj/item/toy/chainsaw/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/toy/chainsaw/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(!cooldown)
 		playsound(user, 'sound/weapons/chainsaw_startup.ogg', 10, 0)
 		cooldown = 1
 		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, PROC_REF(cooldownreset)), 50)
-	return ..()
 
 /obj/item/toy/chainsaw/proc/cooldownreset()
 	cooldown = 0
@@ -841,7 +816,10 @@
 	if(prob(0.1))
 		real = 1
 
-/obj/item/toy/snake_popper/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/toy/snake_popper/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(!popped)
 		to_chat(user, span_warning("A snake popped out of [src]!"))
 		if(real == 0)
@@ -1022,6 +1000,9 @@
 	return 1
 
 /obj/item/toy/desk/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	activate(user)
 
 /obj/item/toy/desk/click_alt(mob/user)
@@ -1090,7 +1071,10 @@
 	drop_sound = 'sound/items/drop/cardboardbox.ogg'
 	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/pickup/cardboardbox.ogg'
 
-/obj/item/toy/partypopper/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/toy/partypopper/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(icon_state == "partypopper")
 		user.visible_message(span_notice("[user] pulls on the string, releasing a burst of confetti!"), span_notice("You pull on the string, releasing a burst of confetti!"))
 		playsound(src, 'sound/effects/snap.ogg', 50, TRUE)
@@ -1165,6 +1149,9 @@
 	var/registered_mob //On request, only one person is able to use it at a time.
 
 /obj/item/toy/acorn_branch/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(user.stat || !ishuman(user))
 		return
 	if(world.time < next_use)
@@ -1192,6 +1179,7 @@
 	icon = 'icons/obj/toy.dmi'
 	icon_state = "reddragon"
 	var/cooldown = FALSE
+	special_handling = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/toy/plushie/dragon/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
@@ -1199,6 +1187,9 @@
 		pokephrase = pick("ROAR!", "RAWR!", "GAWR!", "GRR!", "GROAR!", "GRAH!", "Weh!", "Merp!")
 
 /obj/item/toy/plushie/dragon/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(!cooldown)
 		switch(pokephrase)
 			if("Weh!")

code/game/objects/items/weapons/AI_modules.dm

@@ -144,8 +144,10 @@ AI MODULES
 	desc = "A 'safeguard' AI module: 'Safeguard <name>. Anyone threatening or attempting to harm <name> is no longer to be considered a crew member, and is a threat which must be neutralized.'"
 	origin_tech = list(TECH_DATA = 3, TECH_MATERIAL = 4)
 
-/obj/item/aiModule/safeguard/attack_self(var/mob/user as mob)
-	..()
+/obj/item/aiModule/safeguard/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/targName = tgui_input_text(user, "Please enter the name of the person to safeguard.", "Safeguard who?", user.name, MAX_MESSAGE_LEN)
 	targetName = targName
 	desc = text("A 'safeguard' AI module: 'Safeguard []. Anyone threatening or attempting to harm [] is no longer to be considered a crew member, and is a threat which must be neutralized.'", targetName, targetName)
@@ -170,8 +172,10 @@ AI MODULES
 	desc = "A 'one crew member' AI module: 'Only <name> is a crew member.'"
 	origin_tech = list(TECH_DATA = 3, TECH_MATERIAL = 6) //made with diamonds!
 
-/obj/item/aiModule/oneHuman/attack_self(var/mob/user as mob)
-	..()
+/obj/item/aiModule/oneHuman/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/targName = tgui_input_text(user, "Please enter the name of the person who is the only crew member.", "Who?", user.real_name, MAX_MESSAGE_LEN)
 	targetName = targName
 	desc = text("A 'one crew member' AI module: 'Only [] is a crew member.'", targetName)
@@ -251,8 +255,10 @@ AI MODULES
 	desc = "A 'freeform' AI module: '<freeform>'"
 	origin_tech = list(TECH_DATA = 4, TECH_MATERIAL = 4)
 
-/obj/item/aiModule/freeform/attack_self(var/mob/user as mob)
-	..()
+/obj/item/aiModule/freeform/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/new_lawpos = tgui_input_number(user, "Please enter the priority for your new law. Can only write to law sectors 15 and above.", "Law Priority (15+)", lawpos)
 	if(new_lawpos < MIN_SUPPLIED_LAW_NUMBER)	return
 	lawpos = min(new_lawpos, MAX_SUPPLIED_LAW_NUMBER)
@@ -372,8 +378,10 @@ AI MODULES
 	desc = "A 'freeform' Core AI module: '<freeform>'"
 	origin_tech = list(TECH_DATA = 3, TECH_MATERIAL = 6)
 
-/obj/item/aiModule/freeformcore/attack_self(var/mob/user as mob)
-	..()
+/obj/item/aiModule/freeformcore/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/newlaw = ""
 	var/targName = tgui_input_text(user, "Please enter a new core law for the AI.", "Freeform Law Entry", newlaw, MAX_MESSAGE_LEN)
 	newFreeFormLaw = targName
@@ -396,8 +404,10 @@ AI MODULES
 	desc = "A hacked AI law module: '<freeform>'"
 	origin_tech = list(TECH_DATA = 3, TECH_MATERIAL = 6, TECH_ILLEGAL = 7)
 
-/obj/item/aiModule/syndicate/attack_self(var/mob/user as mob)
-	..()
+/obj/item/aiModule/syndicate/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/newlaw = ""
 	var/targName = tgui_input_text(user, "Please enter a new law for the AI.", "Freeform Law Entry", newlaw, MAX_MESSAGE_LEN)
 	newFreeFormLaw = targName

code/game/objects/items/weapons/RCD.dm

@@ -67,8 +67,11 @@
 	return ..()
 */
 // Changes which mode it is on.
-/obj/item/rcd/attack_self(mob/living/user)
-/* VOREStation Removal - Moved to VR
+/*/obj/item/rcd/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	//VOREStation Removal - Moved to VR
 	if(mode_index >= modes.len) // Shouldn't overflow unless someone messes with it in VV poorly but better safe than sorry.
 		mode_index = 1
 	else

code/game/objects/items/weapons/RCD_vr.dm

@@ -107,7 +107,9 @@
 	return TRUE
 
 /obj/item/rcd/attack_self(mob/living/user)
-	..()
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/list/choices = list(
 		"Airlock" = radial_image_airlock,
 		"Deconstruct" = radial_image_decon,

code/game/objects/items/weapons/RMS.dm

@@ -241,6 +241,9 @@ var/list/RMS_random_malfunction = list(/obj/item/fbp_backup_cell,
 		return
 
 /obj/item/rms/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/list/choices = list(
 		"Steel" = radial_image_steel,
 		"Glass" = radial_image_glass,
@@ -277,7 +280,6 @@ var/list/RMS_random_malfunction = list(/obj/item/fbp_backup_cell,
 
 	to_chat(user, span_notice("Changed mode to '[choice]'."))
 	playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/pop.ogg', 50, 0)
-	return ..()
 
 /obj/item/rms/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user)
 	if(W.has_tool_quality(TOOL_MULTITOOL))

code/game/objects/items/weapons/RPD_vr.dm

@@ -65,6 +65,9 @@
 	return ..()
 
 /obj/item/pipe_dispenser/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	tgui_interact(user)
 
 /obj/item/pipe_dispenser/ui_assets(mob/user)

code/game/objects/items/weapons/RSF.dm

@@ -65,7 +65,10 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(robot_glass_options, list(
 		balloon_alert(user, "container chosen: [glass_choice]")
 		glasstype_name = glass_choice
 
-/obj/item/rsf/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/rsf/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/options = list(
 		"card deck" = image(icon = 'icons/obj/playing_cards.dmi', icon_state = "deck"),
 		"card deck (big)" = image(icon = 'icons/obj/playing_cards.dmi', icon_state = "deck"),

code/game/objects/items/weapons/candle.dm

@@ -65,9 +65,12 @@
 		var/turf/T = loc
 		T.hotspot_expose(700, 5)
 
-/obj/item/flame/candle/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/flame/candle/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(lit)
-		lit = 0
+		lit = FALSE
 		update_icon()
 		set_light(0)
 

code/game/objects/items/weapons/canes.dm

@@ -28,7 +28,10 @@
 	concealed_blade = temp_blade
 	temp_blade.attack_self()
 
-/obj/item/cane/concealed/attack_self(var/mob/user)
+/obj/item/cane/concealed/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(concealed_blade)
 		user.visible_message(span_warning("[user] has unsheathed \a [concealed_blade] from [user.p_their()] [src]!"), "You unsheathe \the [concealed_blade] from \the [src].")
 		// Calling drop/put in hands to properly call item drop/pickup procs
@@ -40,8 +43,6 @@
 		user.update_inv_r_hand()
 		concealed_blade = null
 		update_icon()
-	else
-		..()
 
 /obj/item/cane/concealed/attackby(var/obj/item/material/sword/katana/caneblade/W, var/mob/user)
 	if(!src.concealed_blade && istype(W))
@@ -92,7 +93,10 @@
 	force = 3
 	var/on = 0
 
-/obj/item/cane/white/collapsible/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/cane/white/collapsible/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	on = !on
 	if(on)
 		user.visible_message(span_infoplain(span_bold("\The [user]") + " extends the white cane."),\

code/game/objects/items/weapons/capture_crystal.dm

@@ -20,6 +20,7 @@
 	var/full_icon = "full"
 	var/spawn_mob_name = "A mob"
 	var/capture_chance_modifier = 1		//So we can have special subtypes with different capture rates!
+	var/loadout = FALSE
 
 /obj/item/capture_crystal/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
@@ -228,6 +229,13 @@
 
 //Tries to unleash or recall your stored mob
 /obj/item/capture_crystal/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(loadout && !bound_mob)
+		to_chat(user, span_notice("\The [src] emits an unpleasant tone... It is not ready yet."))
+		playsound(src, 'sound/effects/capture-crystal-problem.ogg', 75, 1, -1)
+		return
 	if(bound_mob && !owner)
 		if(bound_mob == user)
 			to_chat(user, span_notice("\The [src] emits an unpleasant tone... It does not activate for you."))
@@ -869,6 +877,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/capture_crystal/loadout
 	active = TRUE
+	loadout = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/capture_crystal/loadout/attack(mob/living/M, mob/living/user)
 	if(!bound_mob && M != user)
@@ -877,12 +886,6 @@
 		return
 	. = ..()
 
-/obj/item/capture_crystal/loadout/attack_self(mob/living/user)
-	if(!bound_mob)
-		to_chat(user, span_notice("\The [src] emits an unpleasant tone... It is not ready yet."))
-		playsound(src, 'sound/effects/capture-crystal-problem.ogg', 75, 1, -1)
-		return
-	. = ..()
 
 /obj/item/capture_crystal/loadout/capture_chance()
 	return 0

code/game/objects/items/weapons/chewables.dm

@@ -13,6 +13,9 @@
 	var/wrapped = FALSE
 
 /obj/item/clothing/mask/chewable/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(wrapped)
 		wrapped = FALSE
 		to_chat(user, span_notice("You unwrap \the [name]."))

code/game/objects/items/weapons/cigs_lighters.dm

@@ -288,6 +288,7 @@ CIGARETTE PACKETS ARE IN FANCY.DM
 	zippomes = span_rose("With a flick of their wrist, USER lights their NAME with their FLAME.")
 	weldermes = span_notice("USER casually lights the NAME with FLAME.")
 	ignitermes = span_notice("USER fiddles with FLAME, and manages to light their NAME.")
+	special_handling = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/clothing/mask/smokable/cigarette/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
@@ -318,7 +319,10 @@ CIGARETTE PACKETS ARE IN FANCY.DM
 			else
 				to_chat(user, span_notice("[src] is full."))
 
-/obj/item/clothing/mask/smokable/cigarette/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/smokable/cigarette/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(lit == 1)
 		if(user.a_intent == I_HURT)
 			user.visible_message(span_notice("[user] drops and treads on the lit [src], putting it out instantly."))
@@ -327,7 +331,6 @@ CIGARETTE PACKETS ARE IN FANCY.DM
 		else
 			user.visible_message(span_notice("[user] puts out \the [src]."))
 			quench()
-	return ..()
 
 ////////////
 // CIGARS //
@@ -428,7 +431,10 @@ CIGARETTE PACKETS ARE IN FANCY.DM
 	. = ..()
 	name = "empty [initial(name)]"
 
-/obj/item/clothing/mask/smokable/pipe/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/smokable/pipe/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(lit == 1)
 		if(user.a_intent == I_HURT)
 			user.visible_message(span_notice("[user] empties the lit [src] on the floor!."))
@@ -555,14 +561,17 @@ CIGARETTE PACKETS ARE IN FANCY.DM
 		qdel(G)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/rollingpaper/attack_self(mob/living/user)
-	if(!src.reagents)                                                                                        //don't roll an empty joint
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(!reagents)                                                                                        //don't roll an empty joint
 		to_chat(user, span_warning("There is nothing in [src]. Add something to it first."))
 		return
 	var/obj/item/clothing/mask/smokable/cigarette/J = new crafted_type()
 	to_chat(user,span_notice("You roll the [src] into a blunt!"))
 	J.add_fingerprint(user)
-	if(src.reagents)
-		src.reagents.trans_to_obj(J, src.reagents.total_volume)
+	if(reagents)
+		reagents.trans_to_obj(J, reagents.total_volume)
 	user.drop_from_inventory(src)
 	user.put_in_hands(J)
 	qdel(src)
@@ -607,6 +616,10 @@ CIGARETTE PACKETS ARE IN FANCY.DM
 								COLOR_ASSEMBLY_BLUE,
 								COLOR_ASSEMBLY_PURPLE,
 								COLOR_ASSEMBLY_HOT_PINK)
+	/// If we are a special variant (see: override attack_self)
+	var/special_variant = FALSE
+	/// Var used for detonator zippos
+	var/detonator_mode = 0
 
 // TODO: Remove this path from POIs and loose maps (it's no longer needed)
 /obj/item/flame/lighter/random
@@ -619,8 +632,15 @@ CIGARETTE PACKETS ARE IN FANCY.DM
 	add_overlay(I)
 
 /obj/item/flame/lighter/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(special_variant)
+		return FALSE
+	if(detonator_mode)
+		return FALSE
 	if(!lit)
-		lit = 1
+		lit = TRUE
 		icon_state = "lighteron"
 		playsound(src, activation_sound, 75, 1)
 		user.visible_message(span_notice("After a few attempts, [user] manages to light the [src]."))
@@ -629,7 +649,7 @@ CIGARETTE PACKETS ARE IN FANCY.DM
 		START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
 		update_icon()
 	else
-		lit = 0
+		lit = FALSE
 		icon_state = "lighter"
 		playsound(src, deactivation_sound, 75, 1)
 		user.visible_message(span_notice("[user] quietly shuts off the [src]."))
@@ -676,16 +696,22 @@ CIGARETTE PACKETS ARE IN FANCY.DM
 	item_state = "zippo"
 	activation_sound = 'sound/items/zippo_on.ogg'
 	deactivation_sound = 'sound/items/zippo_off.ogg'
+	special_variant = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/flame/lighter/zippo/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
 	cut_overlays() //Prevents the Cheap Lighter overlay from appearing on this
 
 /obj/item/flame/lighter/zippo/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(detonator_mode)
+		return FALSE
 	if(!base_state)
 		base_state = icon_state
 	if(!lit)
-		lit = 1
+		lit = TRUE
 		icon_state = "[base_state]on"
 		item_state = "[base_state]on"
 		playsound(src, activation_sound, 75, 1)
@@ -694,7 +720,7 @@ CIGARETTE PACKETS ARE IN FANCY.DM
 		set_light(2, 0.5, "#FF9933")
 		START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
 	else
-		lit = 0
+		lit = FALSE
 		icon_state = "[base_state]"
 		item_state = "[base_state]"
 		playsound(src, deactivation_sound, 75, 1)
@@ -775,6 +801,9 @@ CIGARETTE PACKETS ARE IN FANCY.DM
 	item_state = "SMzippo"
 	activation_sound = 'sound/items/zippo_on_alt.ogg'
 	deactivation_sound = 'sound/items/zippo_off.ogg'
+	special_variant = TRUE
+	///Special supermatter var used for attack_self chain logic.
+	var/special_supermatter = FALSE
 
 /obj/item/flame/lighter/supermatter/syndismzippo
 	name = "Phoron Supermatter Zippo"		// Syndicate SM Lighter
@@ -784,6 +813,7 @@ CIGARETTE PACKETS ARE IN FANCY.DM
 	item_state = "SyndiSMzippo"
 	activation_sound = 'sound/items/zippo_on_alt.ogg'
 	deactivation_sound = 'sound/items/zippo_off.ogg'
+	special_supermatter = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/flame/lighter/supermatter/expsmzippo
 	name = "Experimental SM Lighter"		// Dangerous WIP (admin/event only ATM)
@@ -793,9 +823,15 @@ CIGARETTE PACKETS ARE IN FANCY.DM
 	item_state = "ExpSMzippo"
 	activation_sound = 'sound/items/button-open.ogg'
 	deactivation_sound = 'sound/items/button-close.ogg'
+	special_supermatter = TRUE
 
 // safe smzippo
 /obj/item/flame/lighter/supermatter/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(special_supermatter)
+		return FALSE
 	if(!base_state)
 		base_state = icon_state
 	if(!lit)
@@ -867,6 +903,9 @@ CIGARETTE PACKETS ARE IN FANCY.DM
 
 // syndicate smzippo
 /obj/item/flame/lighter/supermatter/syndismzippo/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(!base_state)
 		base_state = icon_state
 	if(!lit)
@@ -938,6 +977,9 @@ CIGARETTE PACKETS ARE IN FANCY.DM
 
 // Experimental smzippo
 /obj/item/flame/lighter/supermatter/expsmzippo/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if (!base_state)
 		base_state = icon_state
 	if (!lit)

code/game/objects/items/weapons/clown_items.dm

@@ -14,24 +14,3 @@
 	if(isliving(AM))
 		var/mob/living/M = AM
 		M.slip("the [src.name]",4)
-
-/*
- * Bike Horns
- */
-/obj/item/bikehorn
-	var/honk_sound = 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg'
-
-/obj/item/bikehorn/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	if(spam_flag == 0)
-		spam_flag = 1
-		playsound(src, honk_sound, 50, 1)
-		src.add_fingerprint(user)
-		spawn(20)
-			spam_flag = 0
-	return
-
-/obj/item/bikehorn/Crossed(atom/movable/AM as mob|obj)
-	if(AM.is_incorporeal())
-		return
-	if(isliving(AM))
-		playsound(src, honk_sound, 50, 1)

code/game/objects/items/weapons/cosmetics.dm

@@ -31,7 +31,10 @@
 	colour = pick("red","purple","jade","black")
 	name = "[colour] lipstick"
 
-/obj/item/lipstick/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/lipstick/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	to_chat(user, span_notice("You twist \the [src] [open ? "closed" : "open"]."))
 	open = !open
 	if(open)
@@ -76,6 +79,9 @@
 	icon_state = "purplecomb"
 
 /obj/item/haircomb/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/text = "person"
 	if(ishuman(user))
 		var/mob/living/carbon/human/U = user
@@ -104,7 +110,10 @@
 	. = ..()
 	M = new(src, null)
 
-/obj/item/makeover/attack_self(mob/living/carbon/user as mob)
+/obj/item/makeover/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(ishuman(user))
 		to_chat(user, span_notice("You flip open \the [src] and begin to adjust your appearance."))
 		M.tgui_interact(user)

code/game/objects/items/weapons/ecigs.dm

@@ -118,17 +118,20 @@
 			update_icon()
 			to_chat(user, span_notice("You insert [I] into [src]."))
 
-/obj/item/clothing/mask/smokable/ecig/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
-	if (active)
-		active=0
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/smokable/ecig/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(active)
+		active = FALSE
 		STOP_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
 		to_chat(user, span_notice("You turn off \the [src]. "))
 		update_icon()
 	else
-		if (!ec_cartridge)
+		if(!ec_cartridge)
 			to_chat(user, span_notice("You can't use it with no cartridge installed!."))
 			return
-		active=1
+		active = TRUE
 		START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
 		to_chat(user, span_notice("You turn on \the [src]. "))
 		update_icon()

code/game/objects/items/weapons/explosives.dm

@@ -38,7 +38,10 @@
 	else
 		..()
 
-/obj/item/plastique/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/plastique/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/newtime = tgui_input_number(user, "Please set the timer.", "Timer", 10, 60000, 10)
 	if(user.get_active_hand() == src)
 		newtime = CLAMP(newtime, 10, 60000)

code/game/objects/items/weapons/extinguisher.dm

@@ -63,7 +63,10 @@
 	if(get_dist(user, src) == 0)
 		. += "[src] has [src.reagents.total_volume] units of foam left!"
 
-/obj/item/extinguisher/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/extinguisher/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	safety = !safety
 	icon_state = "[sprite_name][!safety]"
 	desc = "The safety is [safety ? "on" : "off"]."

code/game/objects/items/weapons/flamethrower.dm

@@ -155,7 +155,10 @@
 
 	..()
 
-/obj/item/flamethrower/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/flamethrower/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(user.stat || user.restrained() || user.lying)
 		return
 	tgui_interact(user)

code/game/objects/items/weapons/gift_wrappaper.dm

@@ -15,6 +15,8 @@
 	item_state = "gift1"
 	drop_sound = 'sound/items/drop/cardboardbox.ogg'
 	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/pickup/cardboardbox.ogg'
+	///Var used for attack_hand chain.
+	var/special_handling = FALSE
 
 /obj/item/a_gift/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
@@ -25,7 +27,10 @@
 	else
 		icon_state = "gift[pick(1, 2, 3)]" + "_[pick("g","r","b","y","p")]"
 
-/obj/item/gift/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/gift/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	user.drop_item()
 	playsound(src, 'sound/items/package_unwrap.ogg', 50,1)
 	if(gift)
@@ -59,7 +64,12 @@
 
 	qdel(src)
 
-/obj/item/a_gift/attack_self(mob/M as mob)
+/obj/item/a_gift/attack_self(mob/M)
+	. = ..(M)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(special_handling)
+		return FALSE
 	var/gift_type = pick(
 		/obj/item/storage/wallet,
 		/obj/item/storage/photo_album,
@@ -193,6 +203,7 @@
 	item_state = "chomp_present"
 	plane = ABOVE_MOB_PLANE
 	var/chaos
+	special_handling = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/a_gift/advanced/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
@@ -203,6 +214,9 @@
 		desc = "The casino dev messed up and gave you the wrong present! This one pulses with potential for good or evil!"
 
 /obj/item/a_gift/advanced/attack_self(mob/M) //WIP - ALWAYS add more items to list! - Jack
+	. = ..(M)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/gift_type_advanced = pick(
 		/obj/item/binoculars/spyglass,
 		/obj/item/bodysnatcher,

code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/chem_grenade.dm

@@ -17,6 +17,7 @@
 	var/list/beakers = new/list()
 	var/list/allowed_containers = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker, /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle)
 	var/affected_area = 3
+	special_handling = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/grenade/chem_grenade/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
@@ -27,7 +28,10 @@
 	QDEL_LIST_NULL(beakers)
 	return ..()
 
-/obj/item/grenade/chem_grenade/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/grenade/chem_grenade/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(!stage || stage==1)
 		if(detonator)
 //				detonator.loc=src.loc

code/game/objects/items/weapons/grenades/grenade.dm

@@ -16,6 +16,9 @@
 	var/hud_state = "grenade_he" // TGMC Ammo HUD Port
 	var/hud_state_empty = "grenade_empty" // TGMC Ammo HUD Port
 
+	///Var for special attack_self handling
+	var/special_handling = FALSE
+
 	pickup_sound = 'sound/items/pickup/device.ogg'
 	drop_sound = 'sound/items/drop/device.ogg'
 
@@ -55,7 +58,12 @@
 			. += "\The [src] is set for instant detonation."
 
 
-/obj/item/grenade/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/grenade/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(special_handling)
+		return FALSE
 	if(!active)
 		if(clown_check(user))
 			to_chat(user, span_warning("You prime \the [name]! [det_time/10] seconds!"))

code/game/objects/items/weapons/hydroponics.dm

@@ -15,6 +15,9 @@
 	var/list/item_quants = list()
 
 /obj/item/seedbag/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user) //Not that this file is ticked, but who knows.
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	user.machine = src
 	interact(user)
 

code/game/objects/items/weapons/id cards/cards.dm

@@ -202,7 +202,9 @@
 		icon = I
 
 /obj/item/card_fluff/attack_self(mob/user)
-
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	var/choice = tgui_input_list(user, "What element would you like to customize?", "Customize Card", list("Band","Stamp","Reset"))
 	if(!choice) return
 

code/game/objects/items/weapons/id cards/id_stacks.dm

@@ -370,6 +370,7 @@
 	name = "Syndicate ID"
 	initial_sprite_stack = list("base-stamp-dark", "top-syndicate", "stamp-s")
 	rank = JOB_SYNDICATE
+	special_handling = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/card/id/syndicate/officer
 	name = "Syndicate Officer ID"

code/game/objects/items/weapons/id cards/station_ids.dm

@@ -104,12 +104,18 @@
 
 	return data
 
-/obj/item/card/id/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/card/id/attack_self(mob/user, show_id = FALSE)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(special_handling && !show_id)
+		return FALSE
+	if(can_configure && !configured)
+		return FALSE
 	user.visible_message("\The [user] shows you: [icon2html(src,viewers(src))] [src.name]. The assignment on the card: [src.assignment]",\
 		"You flash your ID card: [icon2html(src, user.client)] [src.name]. The assignment on the card: [src.assignment]")
 
 	src.add_fingerprint(user)
-	return
 
 /obj/item/card/id/GetAccess()
 	return access
@@ -338,15 +344,75 @@
 
 //Event IDs
 /obj/item/card/id/event
-	var/configured = 0
+	can_configure = TRUE
 	var/accessset = 0
 	initial_sprite_stack = list()
 	var/list/title_strings = list()
 	var/preset_rank = FALSE
+	///What type of polymorphic card we have. 0 = none. 1 = take our job state 2 = allow us to select an icon.
+	var/polymorphic_type = 0
+	var/base_icon_state
 
-/obj/item/card/id/event/attack_self(var/mob/user)
-	if(configured == 1)
-		return ..()
+/obj/item/card/id/event/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(configured)
+		return FALSE
+	if(polymorphic_type == 1)
+		icon_state = user.job
+		base_icon_state = user.job
+	else if(polymorphic_type == 2)
+		var/list/jobs_to_icon = list( //ITG only has a few kinds of icons so we have to group them up!
+		JOB_PILOT = "itg",
+		JOB_ALT_VISITOR = "itg",
+		JOB_QUARTERMASTER = "itg",
+		JOB_CARGO_TECHNICIAN = "itg",
+		JOB_SHAFT_MINER = "itg",
+		JOB_INTERN = "itg",
+		JOB_TALON_PILOT = "itg",
+		JOB_TALON_MINER = "itg",
+		JOB_BARTENDER = "itg_green",
+		JOB_BOTANIST = "itg_green",
+		JOB_CHEF = "itg_green",
+		JOB_JANITOR = "itg_green",
+		JOB_CHAPLAIN = "itg_green",
+		JOB_ENTERTAINER = "itg_green",
+		JOB_LIBRARIAN = "itg_green",
+		JOB_WARDEN = "itg_red",
+		JOB_DETECTIVE = "itg_red",
+		JOB_SECURITY_OFFICER = "itg_red",
+		JOB_TALON_GUARD = "itg_red",
+		JOB_ROBOTICIST = "itg_purple",
+		JOB_SCIENTIST = "itg_purple",
+		JOB_XENOBIOLOGIST = "itg_purple",
+		JOB_XENOBOTANIST = "itg_purple",
+		JOB_PATHFINDER = "itg_purple",
+		JOB_EXPLORER = "itg_purple",
+		JOB_CHEMIST = "itg_white",
+		JOB_MEDICAL_DOCTOR = "itg_white",
+		JOB_PARAMEDIC = "itg_white",
+		JOB_PSYCHIATRIST = "itg_white",
+		JOB_FIELD_MEDIC = "itg_white",
+		JOB_TALON_DOCTOR = "itg_white",
+		JOB_ATMOSPHERIC_TECHNICIAN = "itg_orange",
+		JOB_ENGINEER = "itg_orange",
+		JOB_OFFDUTY_OFFICER = "itg_red",
+		JOB_OFFDUTY_ENGINEER = "itg_orange",
+		JOB_OFFDUTY_MEDIC = "itg_white",
+		JOB_OFFDUTY_SCIENTIST = "itg_purple",
+		JOB_OFFDUTY_CARGO = "itg",
+		JOB_OFFDUTY_EXPLORER = "itg_purple",
+		JOB_OFFDUTY_WORKER = "itg_green"
+		)
+		var/guess = jobs_to_icon[user.job]
+
+		if(!guess)
+			to_chat(user, span_notice("ITG Cards do not seem to be able to accept the access codes for your ID."))
+			return
+		else
+			icon_state = guess
+			base_icon_state = guess
 
 	if(!preset_rank)
 		var/title
@@ -361,10 +427,12 @@
 	if(title_strings.len)
 		var/tempname = pick(title_strings)
 		name = tempname + " ([assignment])"
+	else if(polymorphic_type == 2)
+		name = user.name + "'s ITG ID card" + " ([assignment])"
 	else
 		name = user.name + "'s ID card" + " ([assignment])"
 
-	configured = 1
+	configured = TRUE
 	to_chat(user, span_notice("Card settings set."))
 
 /obj/item/card/id/event/attackby(obj/item/I, var/mob/user)
@@ -511,7 +579,7 @@
 	icon_state = "pinkGold"
 
 /obj/item/card/id/event/polymorphic
-	var/base_icon_state
+	polymorphic_type = 1
 
 /obj/item/card/id/event/polymorphic/digest_act(atom/movable/item_storage = null)
 	var/gimmeicon = icon
@@ -519,76 +587,13 @@
 	icon = gimmeicon
 	icon_state = base_icon_state + "_digested"
 
-/obj/item/card/id/event/polymorphic/altcard/attack_self(var/mob/user)
-	if(configured == 1)
-		return ..()
-	else
-		icon_state = user.job
-		base_icon_state = user.job
-		return ..()
-
 /obj/item/card/id/event/polymorphic/altcard
 	icon = 'icons/obj/card_alt.dmi'
 	base_icon = 'icons/obj/card_alt.dmi'
 	icon_state = "blank"
 	name = "contractor identification card"
 	desc = "An ID card typically used by contractors."
-
-/obj/item/card/id/event/polymorphic/itg/attack_self(var/mob/user)
-	if(!configured)
-		var/list/jobs_to_icon = list( //ITG only has a few kinds of icons so we have to group them up!
-		JOB_PILOT = "itg",
-		JOB_ALT_VISITOR = "itg",
-		JOB_QUARTERMASTER = "itg",
-		JOB_CARGO_TECHNICIAN = "itg",
-		JOB_SHAFT_MINER = "itg",
-		JOB_INTERN = "itg",
-		JOB_TALON_PILOT = "itg",
-		JOB_TALON_MINER = "itg",
-		JOB_BARTENDER = "itg_green",
-		JOB_BOTANIST = "itg_green",
-		JOB_CHEF = "itg_green",
-		JOB_JANITOR = "itg_green",
-		JOB_CHAPLAIN = "itg_green",
-		JOB_ENTERTAINER = "itg_green",
-		JOB_LIBRARIAN = "itg_green",
-		JOB_WARDEN = "itg_red",
-		JOB_DETECTIVE = "itg_red",
-		JOB_SECURITY_OFFICER = "itg_red",
-		JOB_TALON_GUARD = "itg_red",
-		JOB_ROBOTICIST = "itg_purple",
-		JOB_SCIENTIST = "itg_purple",
-		JOB_XENOBIOLOGIST = "itg_purple",
-		JOB_XENOBOTANIST = "itg_purple",
-		JOB_PATHFINDER = "itg_purple",
-		JOB_EXPLORER = "itg_purple",
-		JOB_CHEMIST = "itg_white",
-		JOB_MEDICAL_DOCTOR = "itg_white",
-		JOB_PARAMEDIC = "itg_white",
-		JOB_PSYCHIATRIST = "itg_white",
-		JOB_FIELD_MEDIC = "itg_white",
-		JOB_TALON_DOCTOR = "itg_white",
-		JOB_ATMOSPHERIC_TECHNICIAN = "itg_orange",
-		JOB_ENGINEER = "itg_orange",
-		JOB_OFFDUTY_OFFICER = "itg_red",
-		JOB_OFFDUTY_ENGINEER = "itg_orange",
-		JOB_OFFDUTY_MEDIC = "itg_white",
-		JOB_OFFDUTY_SCIENTIST = "itg_purple",
-		JOB_OFFDUTY_CARGO = "itg",
-		JOB_OFFDUTY_EXPLORER = "itg_purple",
-		JOB_OFFDUTY_WORKER = "itg_green"
-		)
-		var/guess = jobs_to_icon[user.job]
-
-		if(!guess)
-			to_chat(user, span_notice("ITG Cards do not seem to be able to accept the access codes for your ID."))
-			return
-		else
-			icon_state = guess
-			base_icon_state = guess
-	. = ..()
-	name = user.name + "'s ITG ID card" + " ([assignment])"
-
+	polymorphic_type = 1
 
 /obj/item/card/id/event/polymorphic/itg/attackby(obj/item/I as obj, var/mob/user)
 	if(istype(I, /obj/item/card/id) && !accessset)
@@ -607,3 +612,4 @@
 	icon_state = "itg"
 	name = "\improper ITG identification card"
 	desc = "A small card designating affiliation with the Ironcrest Transport Group. It has a NanoTrasen insignia and a lot of very small print on the back to do with practices and regulations for contractors to use."
+	polymorphic_type = 2

code/game/objects/items/weapons/id cards/syndicate_ids.dm

@@ -33,7 +33,10 @@
 		if(player_is_antag(user.mind) || registered_user == user)
 			to_chat(user, span_notice("The microscanner activates as you pass it over the ID, copying its access."))
 
-/obj/item/card/id/syndicate/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/card/id/syndicate/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	// We use the fact that registered_name is not unset should the owner be vaporized, to ensure the id doesn't magically become unlocked.
 	if(!registered_user && register_user(user))
 		to_chat(user, span_notice("The microscanner marks you as its owner, preventing others from accessing its internals."))
@@ -44,9 +47,7 @@
 			if("Edit")
 				agentcard_module.tgui_interact(user)
 			if("Show")
-				..()
-	else
-		..()
+				..(user, TRUE)
 
 
 /obj/item/card/id/syndicate/proc/register_user(var/mob/user)

code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implant_vr.dm

@@ -151,6 +151,7 @@ Due to the small chemical capacity of the implant, the life of the implant is re
 	entities to perform espionage and in some parts of space are used off the books for interrogation. Most of the makers of these modified implants have put in \
 	safeties to prevent lethal or actively harmful commands from being input to lessen the severity of the crime if they are caught. This one has a golden stamp \
 	with the shape of a star on it, the letters 'KE' in black text on it."
+	special_handling = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/implanter/compliance/Initialize(mapload)
 	. = ..()
@@ -158,6 +159,9 @@ Due to the small chemical capacity of the implant, the life of the implant is re
 	update()
 
 /obj/item/implanter/compliance/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(istype(imp,/obj/item/implant/compliance))
 		var/obj/item/implant/compliance/implant = imp
 		var/newlaws = tgui_input_text(user, "Please Input Laws", "Compliance Laws", "", multiline = TRUE, prevent_enter = TRUE)

code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implantcircuits.dm

@@ -46,4 +46,7 @@
 		..()
 
 /obj/item/implant/integrated_circuit/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	IC.attack_self(user)

code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implanter.dm

@@ -9,8 +9,15 @@
 	matter = list(MAT_STEEL = 1000, MAT_GLASS = 1000)
 	var/obj/item/implant/imp = null
 	var/active = 1
+	///Var for attack_self chain
+	var/special_handling = FALSE
 
-/obj/item/implanter/attack_self(var/mob/user)
+/obj/item/implanter/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
+	if(special_handling)
+		return FALSE
 	active = !active
 	to_chat(user, span_notice("You [active ? "" : "de"]activate \the [src]."))
 	update()

code/game/objects/items/weapons/implants/implantpad.dm

@@ -47,7 +47,10 @@
 	return
 
 
-/obj/item/implantpad/attack_self(mob/user as mob)
+/obj/item/implantpad/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	user.set_machine(src)
 	var/dat = span_bold("Implant Mini-Computer:") + "<HR>"
 	if (src.case)

code/game/objects/items/weapons/inducer_vr.dm

@@ -184,6 +184,9 @@
 	recharging = FALSE
 
 /obj/item/inducer/attack_self(mob/user)
+	. = ..(user)
+	if(.)
+		return TRUE
 	if(opened && cell)
 		user.visible_message(span_notice("[user] removes [cell] from [src]!"), span_notice("You remove [cell]."))
 		cell.update_icon()