diff --git a/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Reagents.dm b/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Reagents.dm
index 872d6a10941..499a42f63bc 100644
--- a/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Reagents.dm
+++ b/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Reagents.dm
@@ -1382,14 +1382,12 @@ datum
 			id = "sodiumchloride"
 			description = "A salt made of sodium chloride. Commonly used to season food."
 			reagent_state = SOLID
-			nutriment_factor = 1 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 
 		blackpepper
 			name = "Black Pepper"
 			id = "blackpepper"
 			description = "A power ground from peppercorns. *AAAACHOOO*"
 			reagent_state = SOLID
-			nutriment_factor = 1 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 
 		amatoxin
 			name = "Amatoxin"
@@ -1522,6 +1520,19 @@ datum
 			id = "banana"
 			description = "The raw essence of a banana. HONK"
 			nutriment_factor = 1 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+			on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
+				M:nutrition += nutriment_factor
+				if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human) && M.job in list("Clown"))
+					if(!M) M = holder.my_atom
+					M:heal_organ_damage(1,1)
+					..()
+					return
+				if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/monkey))
+					if(!M) M = holder.my_atom
+					M:heal_organ_damage(1,1)
+					..()
+					return
+				..()
 
 		dry_ramen
 			name = "Dry Ramen"
@@ -1541,6 +1552,7 @@ datum
 			nutriment_factor = 5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 			on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
 				..()
+				M:nutrition += nutriment_factor
 				if (M.bodytemperature < 310)//310 is the normal bodytemp. 310.055
 					M.bodytemperature = min(310, M.bodytemperature+10)
 				return
@@ -1553,6 +1565,7 @@ datum
 			nutriment_factor = 5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 			on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
 				..()
+				M:nutrition += nutriment_factor
 				M:bodytemperature += 10
 				return
 
@@ -1574,7 +1587,7 @@ datum
 			reagent_state = LIQUID
 			on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
 				if(!M) M = holder.my_atom
-				if(M:bruteloss && prob(10)) M:heal_organ_damage(1,0)
+				if(M:bruteloss && prob(20)) M:heal_organ_damage(1,0)
 				M:nutrition++
 				..()
 				return
@@ -1586,7 +1599,7 @@ datum
 			reagent_state = LIQUID
 			on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
 				if(!M) M = holder.my_atom
-				if(M:bruteloss && prob(10)) M:heal_organ_damage(1,0)
+				if(M:bruteloss && prob(20)) M:heal_organ_damage(1,0)
 				M:nutrition++
 				..()
 				return
@@ -1651,7 +1664,8 @@ datum
 				M.dizziness = max(0,M.dizziness-2)
 				M:drowsyness = max(0,M:drowsyness-1)
 				M:sleeping = 0
-				if(M:toxloss && prob(50)) M:toxloss--
+				if(M:toxloss && prob(50))
+					M:toxloss--
 				if (M.bodytemperature > 310)//310 is the normal bodytemp. 310.055
 					M.bodytemperature = min(310, M.bodytemperature-5)
 				return
@@ -1754,13 +1768,13 @@ datum
 				data++
 				M.make_dizzy(3)
 				M:jitteriness = max(M:jitteriness-3,0)
+				M:nutrition += 2
 				if(data >= 25)
 					if (!M:stuttering) M:stuttering = 1
 					M:stuttering += 3
 				if(data >= 40 && prob(33))
 					if (!M:confused) M:confused = 1
 					M:confused += 2
-					M:nutrition += 2
 				..()
 				return
 
@@ -1923,9 +1937,6 @@ datum
 			on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
 				if(!M) M = holder.my_atom
 				if(M:oxyloss && prob(30)) M:oxyloss--
-				if(M:bruteloss && prob(30)) M:heal_organ_damage(1,0)
-				if(M:fireloss && prob(30)) M:heal_organ_damage(0,1)
-				if(M:toxloss && prob(30)) M:toxloss--
 				M:nutrition++
 				..()
 				return
@@ -1937,10 +1948,7 @@ datum
 			reagent_state = LIQUID
 			on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
 				if(!M) M = holder.my_atom
-				if(M:oxyloss && prob(20)) M:oxyloss--
-				if(M:bruteloss && prob(20)) M:heal_organ_damage(1,0)
 				if(M:fireloss && prob(20)) M:heal_organ_damage(0,1)
-				if(M:toxloss && prob(20)) M:toxloss--
 				M:nutrition++
 				..()
 				return
@@ -1952,14 +1960,21 @@ datum
 			reagent_state = LIQUID
 			on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
 				if(!M) M = holder.my_atom
-				if(M:oxyloss && prob(20)) M:oxyloss--
-				if(M:bruteloss && prob(20)) M:heal_organ_damage(1,0)
-				if(M:fireloss && prob(20)) M:heal_organ_damage(0,1)
 				if(M:toxloss && prob(20)) M:toxloss--
 				M:nutrition++
 				..()
 				return
 
+		cream
+			name = "Cream"
+			id = "cream"
+			description = "The fatty, still liquid part of milk. Why don't you mix this with sum scotch, eh?"
+			reagent_state = LIQUID
+			on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
+				if(M:bruteloss && prob(20)) M:heal_organ_damage(1,0)
+				..()
+				return
+
 		carrotjuice
 			name = "Carrot juice"
 			id = "carrotjuice"
@@ -2012,12 +2027,6 @@ datum
 				..()
 				return
 
-		cream
-			name = "Cream"
-			id = "cream"
-			description = "The fatty, still liquid part of milk. Why don't you mix this with sum scotch, eh?"
-			reagent_state = LIQUID
-
 		hooch
 			name = "Hooch"
 			id = "hooch"
diff --git a/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Recipes.dm b/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
index a9492f9ae53..09bbeddd0f5 100644
--- a/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
+++ b/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
@@ -526,8 +526,7 @@ datum
 			name = "Syntiflesh"
 			id = "syntiflesh"
 			result = null
-			required_reagents = list("blood" = 5)
-			required_catalysts = list("clonexadone" = 1)
+			required_reagents = list("blood" = 5, "clonexadone" = 1)
 			result_amount = 1
 			on_reaction(var/datum/reagents/holder, var/created_volume)
 				var/location = get_turf(holder.my_atom)
diff --git a/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Tools.dm b/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Tools.dm
index 90cc822fdd6..aacfc57f5ac 100644
--- a/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Tools.dm
+++ b/code/WorkInProgress/Chemistry-Tools.dm
@@ -1068,7 +1068,7 @@
 			user << "\red None of [src] left, oh no!"
 			del(src)
 			return 0
-		if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human))
+		if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon))
 			if(M == user)								//If you're eating it yourself.
 				var/fullness = M.nutrition + (M.reagents.get_reagent_amount("nutriment") * 25)
 				if (fullness <= 50)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/food.dm b/code/game/objects/items/food.dm
index 688fa72cb78..c165dd48d50 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/food.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/food.dm
@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 CONTAINS:
 DONUT BOX
 EGG BOX
-YOUR MUMS BOX
+MONKEY CUBE BOX
 
 */
 
diff --git a/code/modules/food/food.dm b/code/modules/food/food.dm
index 6203524ab05..f7a910396c3 100644
--- a/code/modules/food/food.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food/food.dm
@@ -34,6 +34,7 @@
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 1)
 		reagents.add_reagent("sugar", 3)
+		bitesize = 2
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/candy_corn
 	name = "candy corm" //Not a typo
@@ -51,6 +52,7 @@
 	New()
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 3)
+		bitesize = 1
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/donut
 	name = "donut"
@@ -60,12 +62,11 @@
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 3)
 		reagents.add_reagent("sprinkles", 1)
+		src.bitesize = 3
 		if(prob(30))
 			src.icon_state = "donut2"
 			src.name = "frosted donut"
-			src.bitesize = 3
-			reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 3)
-			reagents.add_reagent("sprinkles", 3)
+			reagents.add_reagent("sprinkles", 2)
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/egg
 	name = "egg"
@@ -90,6 +91,7 @@
 	New()
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 3)
+		src.bitesize = 3
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/human
 	name = "-meat"
@@ -106,6 +108,7 @@
 	New()
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 3)
+		src.bitesize = 3
 
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/carpmeat
@@ -116,6 +119,7 @@
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 3)
 		reagents.add_reagent("carpotoxin", 3)
+		src.bitesize = 6
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bearmeat
 	name = "bear meat"
@@ -125,6 +129,7 @@
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 12)
 		reagents.add_reagent("hyperzine", 5)
+		src.bitesize = 3
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/xenomeat
 	name = "meat"
@@ -132,7 +137,8 @@
 	icon_state = "xenomeat"
 	New()
 		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 3)
+		reagents.add_reagent("xenomicrobes", 6)
+		src.bitesize = 6
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/faggot
 	name = "Faggot"
@@ -140,7 +146,7 @@
 	icon_state = "faggot"
 	New()
 		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 2)
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 3)
 		bitesize = 2
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/donkpocket
@@ -149,7 +155,8 @@
 	icon_state = "donkpocket"
 	New()
 		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 2)
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 4)
+
 	var/warm = 0
 	proc/cooltime() //Not working, derp?
 		if (src.warm)
@@ -350,18 +357,17 @@
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/jellydonut
 	name = "Jelly Donut"
 	desc = "Oh so gooey on the inside."
-	icon_state = "donut1" //Placeholder until I stop being lazy. ie. Never. -- Darem
+	icon_state = "jdonut1"
 	New()
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 3)
-		reagents.add_reagent("sprinkles", 3)
-		bitesize = 2
+		reagents.add_reagent("sprinkles", 1)
+		reagents.add_reagent("berryjuice", 5)
+		bitesize = 5
 		if(prob(30))
-			src.icon_state = "donut2"
+			src.icon_state = "jdonut2"
 			src.name = "Frosted Jelly Donut"
-			reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 3)
-			reagents.add_reagent("sprinkles", 6)
-			bitesize = 3
+			reagents.add_reagent("sprinkles", 2)
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/soylentgreen
 	name = "Soylent Green"
@@ -410,6 +416,32 @@
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 10)
 		bitesize = 2
 
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/amanita_pie
+	name = "amanita pie"
+	desc = "Sweet and tasty poison pie."
+	icon_state = "amanita_pie"
+	New()
+		..()
+		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 5)
+		reagents.add_reagent("amatoxin", 3)
+		reagents.add_reagent("psilocybin", 1)
+		bitesize = 3
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/plump_pie
+	name = "plump pie"
+	desc = "I bet you love stuff made out of plump helmets!"
+	icon_state = "plump_pie"
+	New()
+		..()
+		if(prob(10))
+			name = "exceptional plump pie"
+			desc = "Microwave is taken by a fey mood! It has cooked an exceptional plump pie!"
+			reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 15)
+			bitesize = 2
+		else
+			reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 10)
+			bitesize = 2
+
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/xemeatpie
 	name = "Xeno-pie"
 	icon_state = "xenomeatpie"
@@ -498,7 +530,7 @@
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 6)
 		reagents.add_reagent("carpotoxin", 3)
 		reagents.add_reagent("capsaicin", 3)
-		bitesize = 2
+		bitesize = 3
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/popcorn
 	name = "Popcorm" //not a typo
@@ -615,7 +647,7 @@
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("toxin", 1)
 		reagents.add_reagent("carbon", 1)
-		bitesize = 3
+		bitesize = 2
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meatsteak
 	name = "Meat steak"
@@ -667,7 +699,8 @@
 	New()
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 10)
-		bitesize = 2
+		reagents.add_reagent("water", 10)
+		bitesize = 5
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/vegetablesoup
 	name = "Vegetable soup"
@@ -676,7 +709,8 @@
 	New()
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 10)
-		bitesize = 2
+		reagents.add_reagent("water", 10)
+		bitesize = 5
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/nettlesoup
 	name = "Nettle soup"
@@ -685,8 +719,19 @@
 	New()
 		..()
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 10)
+		reagents.add_reagent("water", 7)
 		reagents.add_reagent("tricordrazine", 3)
-		bitesize = 3
+		bitesize = 5
+
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/wishsoup
+	name = "Wish Soup"
+	desc = "I wish this was soup."
+	icon = 'janitor.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bucket"
+	New()
+		..()
+		reagents.add_reagent("water", 20)
+		bitesize = 5
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/hotchili
 	name = "Hot Chili"
@@ -713,7 +758,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/telebacon
 	name = "Tele Bacon"
-	desc = "It takes a little odd but it is still delicious."
+	desc = "It tastes a little odd but it is still delicious."
 	icon_state = "bacon"
 	var/obj/item/device/radio/beacon/bacon/baconbeacon
 	bitesize = 2
@@ -1003,32 +1048,4 @@
 	name = "Vegetable pizza slice"
 	desc = "A slice of the most green pizza of all pizzas not containing green ingredients "
 	icon_state = "vegetablepizzaslice"
-	bitesize = 2
-
-
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/amanita_pie
-	name = "amanita pie"
-	desc = "Sweet and tasty poison pie."
-	icon_state = "amanita_pie"
-	New()
-		..()
-		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 5)
-		reagents.add_reagent("amatoxin", 3)
-		reagents.add_reagent("psilocybin", 1)
-		bitesize = 3
-
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/plump_pie
-	name = "plump pie"
-	desc = "I bet you love stuff made out of plump helmets!"
-	icon_state = "plump_pie"
-	New()
-		..()
-		if(prob(10))
-			name = "exceptional plump pie"
-			desc = "Microwave is taken by a fey mood! It has cooked an exceptional plump pie!"
-			reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 15)
-			bitesize = 2
-		else
-			reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 10)
-			bitesize = 2
-
+	bitesize = 2
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm b/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm
index 4d62e797950..77695fbc7d9 100644
--- a/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food/recipes_microwave.dm
@@ -609,7 +609,7 @@
 */
 
 /datum/recipe/meatballsoup
-	reagents = list("water" = 20)
+	reagents = list("water" = 10)
 	items = list(
 		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/faggot ,
 		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/carrot,
@@ -618,7 +618,7 @@
 	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meatballsoup
 
 /datum/recipe/vegetablesoup
-	reagents = list("water" = 20)
+	reagents = list("water" = 10)
 	items = list(
 		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/carrot,
 		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/corn,
@@ -628,7 +628,7 @@
 	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/vegetablesoup
 
 /datum/recipe/nettlesoup
-	reagents = list("water" = 20)
+	reagents = list("water" = 10)
 	items = list(
 		/obj/item/weapon/grown/nettle,
 		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/potato,
@@ -636,6 +636,10 @@
 	)
 	result = /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/nettlesoup
 
+/datum/recipe/wishsoup
+	reagents = list("water" = 20)
+	result= /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/wishsoup
+
 /datum/recipe/hotchili
 	items = list(
 		/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat,
diff --git a/icons/obj/food.dmi b/icons/obj/food.dmi
index d54a69ad822..e40ed926379 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/food.dmi and b/icons/obj/food.dmi differ