diff --git a/code/modules/instruments/items.dm b/code/modules/instruments/items.dm
index 31d4c396cca..41a921cd335 100644
--- a/code/modules/instruments/items.dm
+++ b/code/modules/instruments/items.dm
@@ -29,11 +29,6 @@
 /obj/item/instrument/proc/should_stop_playing(mob/user)
 	return user.incapacitated() || !((loc == user) || (isturf(loc) && Adjacent(user))) // sorry, no more TK playing.
 
-/obj/item/instrument/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	var/datum/gender/T = gender_datums[user.get_visible_gender()]
-	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] begins to play 'Gloomy Sunday'! It looks like [T.hes] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
-	return (BRUTELOSS)
-
 /obj/item/instrument/attack_self(mob/user)
 	if(!user.IsAdvancedToolUser())
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You don't have the dexterity to do this!</span>")
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/gunsword_vr.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/gunsword_vr.dm
index cd28b53c905..cd28874afb4 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/gunsword_vr.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/gunsword_vr.dm
@@ -115,12 +115,5 @@
 	add_fingerprint(user)
 	return
 
-/obj/item/weapon/cell/device/weapon/gunsword/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	var/datum/gender/TU = gender_datums[user.get_visible_gender()]
-	if(active)
-		user.visible_message(pick("<span class='danger'>\The [user] is slitting [TU.his] stomach open with \the [src]! It looks like [TU.he] [TU.is] trying to commit seppuku.</span>",\
-			"<span class='danger'>\The [user] is falling on \the [src]! It looks like [TU.he] [TU.is] trying to commit suicide.</span>"))
-		return (BRUTELOSS|FIRELOSS)
-
 /obj/item/weapon/cell/device/weapon/gunsword/update_icon()
 	cut_overlays()
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/vore/fluffstuff/custom_items_vr.dm b/code/modules/vore/fluffstuff/custom_items_vr.dm
index 79b061004d1..8f1c678a0fd 100644
--- a/code/modules/vore/fluffstuff/custom_items_vr.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vore/fluffstuff/custom_items_vr.dm
@@ -1078,13 +1078,6 @@
 	add_fingerprint(user)
 	return
 
-/obj/item/weapon/melee/fluffstuff/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	var/tempgender = "[user.gender == MALE ? "he's" : user.gender == FEMALE ? "she's" : "they are"]"
-	if(active)
-		user.visible_message(pick("<span class='danger'>\The [user] is slitting \his stomach open with \the [src]! It looks like [tempgender] trying to commit seppuku.</span>",\
-			"<span class='danger'>\The [user] is falling on \the [src]! It looks like [tempgender] trying to commit suicide.</span>"))
-		return (BRUTELOSS|FIRELOSS)
-
 /obj/item/weapon/melee/fluffstuff/wolfgirlsword
 	name = "Wolfgirl Sword Replica"
 	desc = "A replica of a large, scimitar-like sword with a dull edge. Ceremonial... until it isn't."